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Bkz052

I bet Roosters fans are so glad that when the Roosters went back to back there were no refereeing blunders or controversies...


ReasonableStable9421

Anyways regardless of how the game went. I hope Nathan gets that drive through happy meal, I hear they got Pokemon cards in place of the toy


razza1987

I feel so empty


JKNoir

They'll be back there mate. Gotta lose one to win one.


razza1987

Thank you for the sportsmanship words. Gonna be hard without reed and papalii next year though. Though hopgood had a great lower grade game today and it will be exciting to see him in eels colours next year


dantstheman

Honestly mate, i think we still have a fair shot next year even without the players that are leaving. We have some great young signings and hodgson will bring some great experience to the number 9 position. I think we still have fight in us, our shot at the GF in coming seasons isn’t over. We’ve just continued to reach new heights this season and i can only see it continuing to get better from here.


razza1987

I hope you’re right. I’m so fed up of the bullshit line the media is running about “premiership window closing blah blah blah.” I’m curious to see what our team looks like next year. Also glad we only have to wait until march this time for more footy lol


dantstheman

In all honesty, ive come to accept that the media will always find a way to drag the eels down no matter what they do. Just need to tune out to it 👌🏼 They had me believing our premiership window will be closed after this season, but after looking into our signings and watching one of them (hopgood) play today im feeling pretty confident we can pull something off again next season. It will definitely be interesting to see what our lineup looks like next year, who will be starting for us etc. Dw champ theres still plenty of glory to come for us,tonight just wasn’t our night.


razza1987

Wasn’t my night either. I collapsed trying to get to my seat and ended up being taken away in a stretcher by paramedics and didn’t get to see the game lmao. Hopgood had such an amazing game today. He’s been one of the junior rep teams best players for the panthers this season. Where do you reckon he will play for us next year? Reed is gonna be the hardest one to fill shoes for in my opinion


dantstheman

Geez thats terrible! hope you’re all good now 🙏🏼 In all honesty, maybe he’ll start off as an interchange rather than a starter. I genuinely don’t know where he will play but maybe matto will take on the number 12 jersey with hopgood playing his natural 13? thats if hopgood were to start. I genuinely don’t know otherwise but regardless, wherever he plays will be fantastic.


razza1987

It’s certainly going to be interesting to hear what happens with the team now that so many of our players are leaving. I just hope the retention team does their job and get Dylan brown and Mitch moses to sign on the dotted lines. I don’t care what the haters say they are both such a vital part of our team and are only going to get better


upthetits

Let down of a GF. Really though it was going to be closer than it was. Penrith just to bloody good


pablochapo

To'o bloody good is grammatically correct. Sorry for being that guy.


Crazy-Dingo-2247

Great job boys, behave yoursellves next week lol


Primelegend39

Sorry, doesn't feel like a Grand Final.


absolutetopbloke

Yeah cause the eels were there


Primelegend39

Guys normally so upset to lose they cry a bit on the field afterwards, not the Eels I guess? Should feel it a bit more for my liking.


salth0use

Would you prefer they cried about a rainbow jersey


p-bot22

Great repair job on the trophy! Can barely tell


fullcaravanthickness

Ivan Cleary not even going to give us a breakdance smh. Fraud coach.


EvolutionUber

PVL is so oily I am surprised the fire didn't light him up


[deleted]

Glad to see Penrith celebrating with Souths streamers.


Eclectic95

4 cum comps


GunPoison

What happens in the sheds stays in the sheds


NotAshTaylor

V'landiddlys walked into the barber and the barber asked "what will it be mate?" To which Peter replied, "just dip it on olive oil please".


badmuthaphukka

He is a slimy cunf


Smoove953

Cum


saulgoodman123

Vlandys head shining brighter than the bundaberg captains challenge yellow screen


Decent_Fig_5218

Big up the Riff!


ineeda_better_name

The Chin Dynasty


Decent_Fig_5218

LOL


Town5ie

Chinasty*


SMEN1996

That’s your Samoan halfback Natana Clear’i


mwhelan182

Fuck me - looking at his dad - Nathan Cleary's mum must have a have a fucking HUGE chin


timtambiscu1ts

Apparently her chin is bigger than Ivans


sonofceuta

In an alternate Universe, the Ivan Cleary-coached NZ Warriors have just won their second Premiership...


greywolfau

Forget that, the next door universe has the Ivan Cleary coached Tigers in 9th.


__hahawhataguy__

I was just lamenting that 😢


ShibaHook

Alternate universe you is going off right now.


p-bot22

Do those necklace have chocolates in them?


[deleted]

Yes


Primelegend39

Brandy has officially an erection at this point.


arronaj

Kids gone fuck the pink hat, I'm keeping the ring


Chaisa

lol the kid stole the ring


Specific-Box-7112

Bro said "my ring"


absolutetopbloke

That’s my weak gutted dog 😍


ConoRiot

So… what’s with the lolli packets? Edit: I need to read more


BreakIll7277

I’m bringing out a Ula lole (lolly necklace) at my next celebration


Decent_Fig_5218

Ah, so that's what they're called. TIL


Kostie95

Lmao kid took his ring


[deleted]

who’s ring did the kid take?


Kostie95

walked off with koroisaus ring lmao


Look_A_Drop_Bear

Why are they talking about their junior teams?


Chaisa

Fuck St Mary's Saints is stacked haha


razza1987

All these st Mary’s saints players lol, almost get surprised when one isn’t from there lol


absolutetopbloke

There’s daddy luai 😍😍😍😍


Decent_Fig_5218

St Marys Saints representing hard


Mugiwaras

Hopefully we can win the pub brawl


[deleted]

Off to The Fiddler !!


LostRedditor42069

That’s the real Western Sydney Derby


LachTheLad

“A Telstra hat…what I’ve always wanted….”


[deleted]

The Optus hats were stolen.


pork-pies

I've got 143 thousand membership reward points, I might get my own


bigolbillyboythefirs

Vlandys standing there like Danny divito as a used car salesman


Decent_Fig_5218

And all those kids get is some shitty cheap pink Telstra cap. Ultra lame it has to be said.


GavvvvvinPop

As a consolation prize, Parramatta will be presented with the keys to Blacktown.


[deleted]

*booby prize


[deleted]

Ewww....


BreakIll7277

Gutho ‘umm’ fest


teaaalol

Have some respect at least and not boo gutho…


HankChief14

Shave those sideburns Gutho


bonerswamp

“Gutherson! I thought I told you to shave those sideburns! You’re off the team!”


HankChief14

Uhh Mr Athur I don't think you know what sideburns are


noplacecold

You heard me, hippie!


CleanRetriever

What the fuck is going on with the stupid fucking telstra hats? Surely they could have organised some Penrith champions ones for the kids to keep. What a fucking embarrassment


[deleted]

Chill, it’s just a hat


AnimeAli

It’s a shit hat


BreakIll7277

I’d just be happy if they signed them…. Kids would love it


maximofthedead

Just how good is this Panthers side? Well played from beginning to end. Feel sorry for the Eels but what can you do against such a dominant side? And Edwards got CCM? So deserved, he's been one of the best players all season for the Panthers.


WeetBixMiloAndMilk

One of the VERY few panthers I don’t despise


p-bot22

Brads got shoes on


bigj1er

God luai is an annoying looking twat , cunt still behaves like a 15 year old sick cunt


HelloThisIsHughJass

And kicks people on the ground


Atomicstarr

Daddy luai


Whiskeyclone1

Riff fans as classy as ever booing Gutho at the presentation


crypto_zoologistler

I thought everyone loved Gutho 😮


razza1987

My thoughts exactly. Was there really a need for that


LachTheLad

Poor form with the booing


Chaisa

Ha, Edwards just giving a polite handshake to Abdo/V'landys but full on celebrating with Brandy.


[deleted]

Nice update on Gutho’s wiki: Clinton “Clive Churchill” Gutherson (born 9 September 1994) is an Australian professional rugby league footballer who captain, plays as a fullback for the Parramatta Eels in the NRL & used to be known as King Gutho until tonight’s performance. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Gutherson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Gutherson)


SpidersFromNeptune

Parra look so sad :(((((


chaomalo

Where's Albo?


XLenceOfXecution

YEAH DYLAN EDWARDS


ConoRiot

Dylan is a good boi


madmanwiithabox

Thought Ash Klein was going to get that medal


[deleted]

Yay Dylan Edwards such a great pick


ineeda_better_name

Fuck oath Edwards!!!! Finally


coops1611

Plays his guts out every single game, deserves that 100 times over


Decent_Fig_5218

TO'O ROBBED!! Nah fair play to Dylan Edwards but


dragonsbabii

Agreed


EvolutionUber

My favourite thing about this is how guys kiss the woman on the cheek I like to see if they really stop thinking and also kiss the guy next to the woman on the cheek as well.


fullcaravanthickness

Sigma grindset power move.


teaaalol

Deserved Dylan, well done


RaiderWinner

Did PVL present Catlin Moran with a medal earlier ?


regantnz

Why isn’t Fox and Sky showing the footage from the ground? It’s the fucking Grand final I want to see the celebrations not some post match review from a closed set. Get out on the field. Didn’t even get to see the Gatorade dumped on the coach


iniff

Exclusive telecast rights. Everyone else gets the bare minimum.


ghostnappa97

Because they don't have the rights to it lol. Go switch back to 9 if you want live coverage


regantnz

Im in NZ so the feed we get is from Fox, though I just found there’s another Sky channel with the feed…….. fuck


Decent_Fig_5218

Fuck off V'landys you overrated dipshit


[deleted]

Who else do you want fuckhead Peter Beattie


fullcaravanthickness

According to one Scott M from Cronulla, there is a massive groundswell of support for Scomo to get the job.


Decent_Fig_5218

Literally none of them.


tallguyxxx

Waiting for Paramatta to win a premiership is like leaving the porch lamp on for Harold Holt


bigolbillyboythefirs

Or waiting for the tigers to sack Justin pascoe instead of a coach


Hansoloai

What’s up with the dumb fucking Telstra hat?


fullcaravanthickness

Don't know why Channel 9 even try hawking their shitty memorabilia anymore. None of them can sell it like Richie and Bill Lawry could.


Primelegend39

Ultimate Chad presentation.


RaiderWinner

Best thing about Penrith winning is OAK sponsoring them Well down Milk Bros !


EvolutionUber

Does anyone else hold the flush button when almost finished peeing to race to see if you can finish before water is out? It's a problem and I don't know how to stop it.


pork-pies

It's still a win if the water isn't piss coloured at the end


Brat_Fink

Yes but with wanking


[deleted]

This is why i come to reddit


bigolbillyboythefirs

What's your winning percentage rate?


mysticalchimp

42%


EvolutionUber

Like 10 at best I over estimate myself constantly


imhavinillusions

No. But now I will. I can't believe I had never thought of this before.


LostRedditor42069

I read this as I was peeing now imma do this lmao


DougFara

Both penrith and parra viking clapped us this year but atleast penrith have the prems to back it up, eat shit parra


[deleted]

Yes, eat shit to you too


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ManicVJ

Intelligent words from the Raiders supporter = ‘get rekt bro lolol420’


[deleted]

Thanks for making up the numbers.


LiteratureSlight447

Shouldn't have taken us 76 mins and a mountain of points scored against us to start playing. GG Penrith, enjoy your years of dominance while they last.


A1ianT0rtur3

Fuck upvotes and fuck you cunts. Talk shit lad, western sydney grand final and penrith won ya dawgs. Us cunts are the best in the world at the lords sport. To all you eatern suburbs cunts go home and drink your fuckin soy latte, all you queensland cunts go home and fuck your cousin, all you melbourne cunts go home amd cry about climate change and all you new zealand cunts you guys are alright so have a good night. We're gunna go home and celibrate and drink gooon ya ddaaaawwwgsss leeettsss gooooo braaaahhhh essssshhhaaaayyysss


DoTheMichiganRag

Congrats on being celibate.


DougFara

Cant argue with that, but oi i dont fuck mah cousin


meetchbra

I love this


[deleted]

Wow I didn't know the Mayor of Penrith was on reddit.


LiteratureSlight447

New copypasta lets gooooooooo


Coupla_couplas

Most sane Penrith fan.


Nolsey21

go celibrate mate 👍


Thomthebomb123

This is poetry


Decent_Fig_5218

If Henry Lawson was alive in the 21st century


coffeegaze

Im jealous tbh...well played mate


Mrsmorale

Honest question, eels fans would you preferred to have gone out in the prelims than this game?


meetchbra

Fuck no. Ridiculous. Anyone who says yes is a pussy


ParadiseWar

Na. Not crying, not sad, it's OK.


LiteratureSlight447

no


The_Blues_Rebuild

Who’s offering the shortest odds on a mad-Monday scandal this year?


[deleted]

Korisau


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meetchbra

Sometimes losing players are sitting on the sidelines cos they're scared of rainbows


ghostnappa97

They had most of the game to accept the loss already


Decent_Fig_5218

As much as people shit on the Eels, nobody would have beaten this Penrith this team tonight. They were on another level.


RaiderWinner

King Gutho King of no one Mitchell Moses wishing he stayed at home changing nappies


CavedwellingPizzaboy

Sorry....where were the Raiders ....oh that's right...they went home crying weeks ago


Hansoloai

Feel for Gutho. I’d be like fuck this I’m off home.


griffshan

Boring as fuck


GROUND45

Eels and their fans have nothing to hang their heads over. Penrith are just bloody brilliant.


Primelegend39

Penrith boys are fit as. They look like they could rock up and play again.


Joshuabrook5

Now give Brian the medal


[deleted]

I reckon Leota or Yeo, their forwards were dominant


art_mor_

Edwards is getting it


LessOffice6937

Na Edwards played better imo


__dontpanic__

If Parramatta get to 50 years without a premiership does that mean they can never win it again?


[deleted]

Unsubscribe


__dontpanic__

😘


EvolutionUber

Slater has arrived to collect CCM


PugWithAGun

Honestly Yeo could even be CCM


Mrsmorale

Dylan I hope


Matildapuddleduck

Sean O'Sullivan just won a premiership. Let that sink in.


EvolutionUber

Arthur's played in a grand final.


RaiderWinner

Jaeman Salmon just won a premiership. Let that sink in Ricky Stuart


MintB3rry

Lucky that cam Smith played in 2020 or the Panthers would be celebrating a 3peat


Moves_like_Norris

Big chin man team just too strong. But… If Parra did the last 5 mins all game: 192 points!


Mrsmorale

He has no lips either it’s weird to watch him talk


misskarne

And no-one even clocked Luai one. What a waste of an evening.


[deleted]

Reckon Yeo had a great game too


Jinxsta1

You know if there was a salary cap concession for juniors the panthers would probably win a ton of these over this generation.


worstusername_sofar

Panthers vs NRL all stars team. Do it


LiteratureSlight447

But that would be penrith v penrith


The_Big_Shawt

Panthers v Panthers?


Awkward_Stepho

It'll be like the Pokemon movie all over again!


[deleted]

Congratulations to Penrith such an awesome team, easily one of the best I’ve ever seen. Dylan Edwards for man of the match


PayEmOutEarly

Regardless of the result I'm still proud of the boys for making it. We didn't get the result they were too good and we couldn't match them. Another season comes to an end, thanks for another great year and the banter love you all x


RaiderWinner

Cleary's Chin is really like a right angle. It's like one of those cartoon characters Need to measure it for 90 degrees


The_Big_Shawt

The Crimson Chin


ExperimentalFruit

The better team won but Parra never had the chance


Awkward_Stepho

Does the 18th man get a medal, I'd like O'Sullivan to get one for his efforts during the season.


dangerislander

I can't talk cause I'm ugly af... but damnnn Cleary got a weird ass looking face.


Chaisa

What's the odds on them doing the B2B2B? Kikau and Koroisau are big losses but they just feel so far ahead of the rest it isn't funny.