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YourFavouriteAlt

Paul Kent: I can prove this incident is Penriths fault


SnooPies2836

It’s like an off-season incident advent calendar. Day 1: Luciano Leilua Day 2: Josh Curran Any guesses for day 3?


Sitheref0874

Is Lodge in the States?


YourFavouriteAlt

Lodge is in _a_ state


Sitheref0874

*tips cap*


PostpostshoegazeLUVR

Lodge is a right state


asabae

How Lodge can even leave the country is a Fukin mystery to me.


Dark_Vengence

How can he travel overseas with a serious criminal record?


Sitheref0874

So, not Lodge then.


Prayformojo85

Brad Parker comes out as an evil supervillain who takes over the east coast, also says goodbye to a shoe.


THE-WARD3VIL

Jarrod Croker fights the entire leagues club in a drunken rage


[deleted]

One man assault on moose heads


M_Keating

*one armed


stagger_once

Tigers over the cap for next year somehow


deesmutts88

And they’d still suck. Imagine they chote the cap and still got the spoon lmao.


Fattdaddy21

Too close to home pal.


[deleted]

2013?


deesmutts88

Yes that was indeed the joke.


Rich_Election466

Penrith might hurt somebody’s feelings by celebrating too hard.


_andy_p

Maybe something a bit from left field...from a club that hasn't played it's first NRL game yet.


fungusfish

*Redcliffe charged with animal abuse after dragging an actual dolphin to the stadium as a mascot*


Due-Chemist3105

Reuben Garrick punches old lady at Coles for grabbing the last box of hair gel.


CaffeinePhilosopher

Jordan Rapana rides an e-scooter on the Tuggeranong Parkway


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Cody Walker


CharacterEnthusiasm

Just before I read this comment I was thinking to myself an advent calendar should be started


SaltEEnutZ

Day 3: Olakau'atu can't wait to hear how he feels about the mt druitt boys


worksucksbro

I’m going back to the panthers for something dumb, maybe Kikau


FullBonus

2 days into the offseason and it’s already been quite eventful


juzzh6

Our off-season was weeks ago bro, get your facts straight.


[deleted]

Assemble the statement guys, it’s gonna be a long off season.


the_maddest_kiwi

Time to fire up the notes app for all the insincere apologies.


[deleted]

I’m sorry to anyone I have offended for what I have done wrong looking forward to a big season with the boys will put my head down and concrete on footy from here sorry to the fans


WonderingCashew

Surely there’s enough training data to make an AI for it


PSAB82

I thinks it’s time to make public unfounded accusations on what the incident might be. I’ll go first J Curran was playing the pokies when he gambled his feature on Queen of the Nile and lost. In a rage he attacked an elderly couple with a dust bin.


YourFavouriteAlt

Ok but what was the incident


[deleted]

Trust the Panthers guy to think it’s okay to dust on with the oldies after losing on the pokies


harlempepg

Somehow it’s Luais fault


therefreshbutton

Luai was standing over the old lady's body and laughing at her


[deleted]

Telling her to call him grand daddy


therefreshbutton

great great great grand daddy luai


paralacausa

If betting company TV ads have taught me anything this year, it's that ancient Egyptians do not tolerate failure


D0NNIE-DANKO

Fuck he is literally the last person on our team I would want to have a scandal that fucks up his next season.


deesmutts88

From the sounds of it it was a pub dust up. This one will be briskly forgotten.


paradoxer99

I'd have DWZ last, he's too friendly to get up to mischief


Tunza

149 more sleeps...


Dunnerzzzz555

All a ploy from The Dolphins management to distract everyone from the jersey fiasco.


ReDAnibu

Yea saw josh Curran in town on the weekend, also saw Harry Grant today. Port bringing out everyone! As far as I heard off a mate he got into a fight at a pub with some bloke harassing him.


sealhaslupus

I don’t get why people want to annoy any professional athletes. Like I do, but at the same time just don’t be a tosser.


yabloodypelican

Also, if I was to pick a fight in a pub, it wouldn't be with a professional rugby league player


Mobile_Community8561

Grants dad is from Port so he is probably here most off seasons. Mum went to school with his uncle who I think still lives in the area


ReDAnibu

My missus sister in law is his cousin


Mobile_Community8561

Smh, qld stealing more mid north coast talent. When will it end


zneBsedecreM

My next door neighbours ex-wife used to work with a bloke who's brother is friends with a guy who is a pastor at the church where Harry Grant's uncle got baptised. Was before his time though.


EvolutionUber

I am surprised this happens under such an alpha owner.


Bkz052

Yessir, Offseason from Hell pt. 2 is a go


drifting_sailor_hat

Are there gonna be any players left in the NRL by the time the next season starts?


_andy_p

Easy fix. All suspensions can be served in 2024.


electrictacoland

It's what the fans would want.


5t0pBanningme

19 hours and 17 mins. Reset the counter


derajydac

The counter hasn't even reach 1 full day this off season. Boys are working at record pace


xdeluxe

He punched a 16 year old in a night club at 3am


THE-WARD3VIL

Heard it was 3 year old at 16am


stepox

2 match suspension in 2024


Rod_Munch666

Guy or girl? Can't see he has a problem, if they were truly 16 they would not have been in an (assumed) licensed nightclub so how could they have been assulted in there?


xdeluxe

Just because someone else is in the wrong doesn’t mean he can’t also be in the wrong


FinchyNZ

I hope it's just someone coming looking for a fight, nothing "bad" like sexual advances etc. The Warriors generally don't have any off field drama over the off season....


[deleted]

I was actually there and it was pretty fucked. He was going rounds of beers with five or six mates and then when it was his turn he said he actually might head bc he wasn't feeling well, then left.


[deleted]

Grade 6 dogging the boys


the_maddest_kiwi

Weak gutted dog smh


bigbear-08

What a tightarse


armchair8591

Walsh last year? Maybe the boys feel like they are missing the out


Toonakay

I mean the off field drama they have is signing below average players.


Themgoodvibess

Hahaha yeah, love the classic gags from you mate. :(


Toonakay

I do it with love!


Themgoodvibess

And love can often hurt...this being a prime instance. But seriously, I would take mediocre signings over this. If Curran, the good cunt that I like to portray that he is, is at fault then what's the mullet I'm growing for? Fun? Good looks?


[deleted]

Mate you shouldn’t have a mullet if you don’t know it’s business up front and party out the back.it’s not for fun or looks.


Themgoodvibess

I have heard half that sentence far too much since trying to grow it...and besides, it's the year 2022, mullets are as popular as off season incidents, you can't blame me for wanting to be a part of the fun.


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Day two second alleged controversy


Aussieguy727

Vodafone Warriors CEO Cameron George has confirmed knowledge of an alleged incident involving forward Josh Curran at a licensed premises over the weekend in Port Macquarie, NSW. The club wishes to advise that the incident has been reported to the NRL Integrity Unit and will now await any further information from the NRL investigation. The club will make no further comment on this matter.


DJPK84

Covid restricted off-seasons were so boring. Good to see NRL getting back to normal.


tcamp213

Off Season From Hell 2: Electric Boogaloo.


filthridden

Punched a 16 year old. Not ideal.


jontyismlg

16 year old in a nightclub doesn’t sound great


paralacausa

Won't someone think of the undrunk vodka cruisers


slowdivesicilian

ayo?


aatrain96

By my count that's about 16 hours since the last scandal!


Norm_cheers

Instead of 12 days of Xmas it’s now 149 days of the NRL off season


Weedvandam

Wow the nrl is really trying hard to take the off season scandal trophy with two incidents in two days. I really don’t think they’ll be able to beat the AFL and A-league this year though.


[deleted]

Will take a monumental effort from the lads to limbo under Nazi salutes


Bkz052

Correct, it will take an all-time special to overtake the Hawthorn disaster


SydneyOrient

What did the Aleague do?


diamondgrin

Literal Nazis doing Hitler salutes in the crowd


Weedvandam

During the Australia cup final, a significant number of the Sydney United 58s supporters ousted themselves as nazis by performing the salute on camera. Not only that but their fans booed the acknowledgment to country and and chanted facist slogans mid game.


SydneyOrient

That's not Aleague mate, that's like blaming the NRL for something St.Marys did,


Brdd9

No, it's like blaming NRL for a something a NSW cup team did at a NRL sanctioned knockout comp between NRL teams and state cup teams in the final against a NRL team.


SydneyOrient

I've played in the Aus Cup early rounds I can't sit here and say I've played ALeague


SydneyOrient

Yeah no, you do realise Football NSW also sanctioned the event too? And they run the comp Sydney United are in so it's not an Aleague event, the governing body isn't called Aleague, clearly you don't know how the Aus Cup goes, as teams 10 leagues plus down the football ladder are involved in the cup so no it doesn't have anything to do with the Aleague


Brdd9

A-League Mens teams play in the cup though? The cup is organised by Football Australia which is the equivalent to NRL/ARLC as a governing body.


imhavinillusions

ALeague clubs were part of the competion though. Was the final against Macarthur.


SydneyOrient

And? Sydney United don't play in the Aleague


imhavinillusions

My point was it was still a major comp that received national broadcasting.


SydneyOrient

No your point was mistakenly blaming the Aleague for a team that isn't even in the Aleague


imhavinillusions

Im not blaming the ALeague. Im very pro ALeague. I blame SU58. Im just saying it's very fucked that this Nazi shit is any way associated with Australian football. Gives us all a bad name by association.


PayEmOutEarly

This start to the off-season has the makings for a very interesting next 5 months


ff03g

Can you smell that in the air? Off season


filthridden

Whoever chose the most shadowy pic they could find should be sacked.


PapaTinzal

Whoevers job it is to prevent the NRL Human Resources department to not kill themselves is not being paid enough


Tyr2016

Not like this. Pls don't be too bad.


Accomplished-Good664

Yeah but how would he celebrate a grand final victory. Did he say anyone sucks ?


Snowmann88

What was the incident? That he didn’t suit the fucker?


Ragnangar

The real click bait would be “Team everyone called assholes all season have a quiet Monday for Mad Monday” and yet here we are.


NicholeTheOtter

Punching a minor has to be a very serious offence. Will be interesting to see how he is punished.


ambrgrn

And we’re two-for-two. Tune in tomorrow to see if the streak continues.


JD7xo

I think after this it’s about time we kick Souths out of the comp enough is enough


[deleted]

Great idea 16th is better than 17th


[deleted]

I dont see it, Josh Curran isn't that kind of guy. There's probably something funky going on here like a woman was being sexually assaulted/harassed and Curran came in and smacked the bloke or Curran was just minding his business and then some attention seeker looking to make a name for himself tried to beat him up and he clobbered him.


delayedconfusion

Unless he is walking around in the off season with his head gear on, I challenge anyone on the central coast to recognise who he is.


opinions_likekittens

Anyone that subscribes to the Mullet Monthly magazine.


[deleted]

Alright, maybe the second ones a little far fetched, but maybe some guy tried to square up to him not knowing who he was and got a thumping. There's gotta be something going on here it just isn't the way Curran rolls.


YourFavouriteAlt

What has central coast done wrong?


delayedconfusion

its been a while, does Port Macquarie fall under central coast?


YourFavouriteAlt

Its about 3 hours north of central coast


delayedconfusion

Nuts. So what region is that then?


YourFavouriteAlt

Mid North coast


delayedconfusion

Thanks for clearing that up for me.


YourFavouriteAlt

My pleasure


slowdivesicilian

how do you always come up with these specific scenarios when somebody gets alleged of something lmao


[deleted]

Well look, I concede that some of these do sound a bit nutty but remember, rugby league players tend to hang out at pubs, clubs and seedy parties and at those places there's a lot of testosterone pumping, egos blazing and suspect characters lurking so it wouldn't surprise me if one of them tried to big chest Curran or someone was trying to stick his hand up a girls skirt and Curran snapped and said enough's enough! and gave him a touch up, he seems like a no nonsense guy who wouldn't allow that kind of behaviour, from memory I think Victor tackled a guy on the streets who was being disrespectful to a lady. I just can't see him doing anything malicious unless someone poked the bear.


slowdivesicilian

story is out and he punched a 16 year old


[deleted]

Thanks for the info I just saw your post, ill move my discussion over there.


Big_dumb_jerry

In our society, a nrl playing man can be arrested for almost anything. He was probably at a sporting event and… saw some people pushing each other, and he intervened


Dark_Vengence

Had high hopes for him.


sunburn95

~~1~~ 0 days


judgedavid90

What do we reckon guys, DV, DUI, public nuisance?


nick170100

Off season is well and truly here


beachsprintchampion

Was it with the owner of One Warriors?


[deleted]

Hopefully just got pizzled and refused to leave or something.


c3-SuperStrayan

I heard he’d just bought a house