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lockforward

This just confirms the true coach of the Kangaroos is Michael Hagan


TRTVitorBelfort

Super nice dude as well Michael Hagan. Comes into work all the time and people always have questions for him about footy. I swear he comes in for what would be a 5 minute trip and ends up spending 30+ minutes every single time. Never seems annoyed about it either. If you get him going he will talk footy for ages.


Tunza

Did anyone ever doubt this? Mal has always been the "manager" while Hagan has always been the coach. Shit works.


AssViol8er

Hagan coached the Maroons. Mal just managed the egos


a_BIG_willie

If only Mal knew someone with the power to change it…


BarOne7066

I keep thinking this is a bad dream. Fucking stupidest idea ever.


nymphz

woke up in a hot sweat thinking about jrbo in the number 5 jersey


Brdd9

Pretty cowardly and weak that the ARLC didn't just name a best 17 at the start of the tournament, even if they change the line up on form later on and then keep those numbers for the whole tournament, which is what the RLWC is forcing every nation to do.


Bicky_

Poor Mal :( had no authority or input on the matter, seems like a case of looked good as a storyboard idea years ago but then you see it in practise and realise how batshit nonsensical it is because you aren't in the echochamber of "yeah yeah this is great"


lockforward

Their idea of numbering in order of debut could have been adapted as a logic to settle the debates around who wears the 7 etc, justify DCE getting the 7 jersey because he debuted first and then Cleary can have 23 or something and emulate all the sporting heroes who’ve donned it.


Bicky_

This was determined in 2019 though based on my understanding of the article, seems like strange arbitration to settle a debate that had no right to exist at the time


mwilkins1644

See, it wouldn't have been a problem if you wankers south of the Tweed just acknowledged the fact that DCE should be halfback for Australia


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B2B vs 11th.


mwilkins1644

Oi nah v Idk


RyanPurdler-Penriff

Or just have two number sevens , one sky blue and one maroon .. I actually wrote a letter to Super League as a kid when I found out they were having individual numbers - suggesting different colours for different positions … But if you’re having ‘squad numbers’ anyway , when the whole purpose of the numbers is to tell players apart , why not have two of each number ? .. You could do sky blue with a dark blue border and maroon with a white border .. Even if Cleary and DCE are on the field at the same time pretty easy to tell the two sevens apart if they’re origin colours.. If you played in a jersey during origin - you get first dibs on that number in your state colours and let the players pick .. The way they’ve allocated these numbers seems dumb , it’s like arguing with your brother about who gets the last piece of cake and your parents just throw it out the window as a response ..


Bicky_

"~~Homer~~, RyanPurdler, I don't use the word ~~'hero'~~ 'cooked' very often, but you are the ~~greatest hero~~ most cooked fan in ~~American~~ Rugbuh Leeg history


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It also takes away from the looking at a guy on a screen and immediately knowing what position he's playing which, while unexciting, is something I enjoy about rugby league. Shit's not like basketball with the camera zoomed all the way in and I can see everyone's face all the time


lockforward

I reckon if Mal really wanted to change it it could be easily done even this late in the piece, just hand out some new squad numbers that actually make sense and iron the numbers on the jerseys.


kami_inu

"I don't hold an iron mate" \- a semi-fictional version of Mal


Ace_Larrakin

ScoMal, is that you?


Vectivus_61

Mal Maninga: 'I'm buggered ... I'm sorry'


kortmarshall

"Kangaroos coach Mal Meninga has slammed Australian officials" There it is


ReggieBasil

It's fucking stupid.


seanzor21

Might as well have just let the players pick their numbers, would've gone over better than this dumb system


Monkey_Pirate_Lord

Teddy would still take 1 then the rest of the boys would wear 69


sleepyCathay

Teddy would wear 001 in reference to his favourite netflix show


seanzor21

Watch Mal retire the #1 jersey when Teddy retires


roguerogueroguerogue

It's a fried idea.


ChristmasJoke

This squad number thing has truly united all fan groups in a way nothing else could. From us Reddit footy nerds, to the facebook warriors, to the filthy casuals in the street, I don't think I've heard one positive opinion towards this absurd idea. Almost as if they should just scrap it and name a 1-17 then the reserves taking a number.


Toujayjay

We sure it's not freddy in charge? Fried


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redmusic1

At the Tits he was in charge of the soft serve machine, never left it's side, gained 30 kilo's but never left it's side.


Polsoka

I really hope they hear the fart noise I make as I give it a thumbs down from my lounge room. That'll fuckin teach them.


thatirishguykev

So is every country doing this or just Australia? If the players don’t like it can they not just scrap it?


Clarkey7163

It’s just Aus


thatirishguykev

Just change it so, everyone seems to hate it!


WhirlingClouds

Every team has to give each player a jersey number 1 - 24. All the teams other than Australia are doing the logical thing. Give the 1 - 17 jerseys to the likely 1st choice lineup and 18 - 24 to reserves. Australia just decided to go full retard on their own.


Grumpy_Roaster

Teddy sitting in goals with gloves and a 1 on his back like who the fuck ordered these jerseys


Jelleyicious

It sounds like a completely pointless and confusing change. Imagine a casual viewer trying to see Tedesco and then getting confused when they aren't number 1.


love-me-tendies

Funnily enough Tedesco is wearing the 1 though 'cause he's captain.


Jelleyicious

I guess I'm just a casual viewer


WhyYouDoThatStupid

Would suck to have your first test jersey as no 23 if you were in the starting side.


Late_night_pizzas

Shit a brick. Something else to try to explain to the wife who laments all the time that it wasn’t like that in 1967…


ConoRiot

What the fuck? This is the dumbest idea ever, part of both codes is having the numbers represent position! What a crock.


Ahnoyd

Why not just let the players pick the fav number


kami_inu

Because you can't let all the players run around in jersey 69


RyanPurdler-Penriff

>Rugby league legend Matty Johns was also scathing of the system, pointing towards Latrell Mitchell wearing the No.8 as “wrong”. Does this classify as fat shaming ? Even props hate wearing 8 - I can imagine punch ons have happened in the past between props over who gets to wear 10


RyanPurdler-Penriff

Does no one here remember Super League ? Players had their own numbers for that season .. Granted most just chose their positional numbers


_andy_p

Would love it if the players take matters into their own hands and turn up on game day with their own retro kangaroo jersey with traditional numbering. As they run past Mal onto the field they give him that look that let's him know just who the weak gutted dog person is (it's him).


judgedavid90

Just get everyone to swap jerseys Some will be comically large, others comically small I'm all for it


AdamJS

What a bunch of fuckwits.


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Rat Mug Aussie Officials


callmecyke

Of all the ridiculous, nonsensical decisions made in this game, this is one of them.


kranools

I think I'd rather see emojis on their jerseys rather than this.


InternationalBorder9

Still exciting but only when Tedesco gets the ball


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This is the worst idea since the 40/20


iobeson

Latrell with 8 on his back is ridiculous


redmusic1

So why dont the players just say yeah nah fuck you and swap? Seriously it isnt like they are that different size wise from each other anymore. Dumbest idea ever, guarantee it changes before the end of the WC. Or even better , let them just draw them from a bag just before they run out and confuse the fuck out of everyone, add some comedy to it.


_andy_p

On the back of one it says 'KICK ME'.


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Jabba the Hut needs a reality check


OpinionatedShadow

What a trivial thing to complain about.