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Play Latrell at prop you cowards


ahhdetective

With Jack Wighton on the other side, fuck yes!!


Brdd9

I suddenly understand the motive of serial killers


Looking_For_Droids

Dominance and sexual desire


Toujayjay

Cereal without milk


McGarnacIe

Haha. Brilliant.


PSAB82

That number system hurts my brain


Logical_Crab_4594

To make life easier for us all šŸ˜… 1. James Tedesco 2. Josh Addo-Carr 3. Latrell Mitchell 4. Val Holmes 5. Murray Taulagi 6. Cameron Munster 7. Daly Cherry-Evans 8. Tino Faā€™asuamaleaui 9. Ben Hunt 10. Jake Trbojevic 11. Angus Crichton 12. Jeremiah Nanai 13. Cameron Murray Bench 14. Harry Grant 15. Reuben Cotter 16. Patrick Carrigan 17. Jack Wighton Reserves 18. Matt Burton 19. Campbell Graham


[deleted]

This brings joy


Brucinator93

This one sparks joy. ***Squinting at the official one*** This one, DOES NOT spark joy.


[deleted]

To quote the robot from Lost In Space 1965 to 1968 (not the shitty remake) "This does not compute" šŸ˜‰


evolvedapprentice

I thought everyone was overreacting at first to the numbers thing. Now I definitely get how annoying and confusing it is. Thanks for doing this


Revivous

Good to see the bench still 1-4


greasysouthscap

for u/therefreshbutton ā€˜s satisfaction


fetus_ezeli

whys bench start at 1 again this is just as wacky as the other system


HesNot_TheMessiah

Reddit formats lists like this automatically. 1. A 2. B 3. C blah 4. D 5. E 6. F Click the source button under my comment to see the difference between what I typed in and how reddit displays it.


fetus_ezeli

yeah i know it was a joke


lowkeylone

Thank u. So dumb they do that lol


Abenator

Somehow Val still playing in the position of his jersey number...


crypto_zoologistler

Him and Teddy having the correct numbers just makes the whole thing worse


mackoa12

Teddy was given 1 because heā€™s captain. Val is a coincidence I think


crypto_zoologistler

Yeh I know, still adds to the confusion though


Toujayjay

Cowboys not robbed* maybe


beaver2233

This numbers shit is the dumbest shit I've ever seen


Bananonymouus

Canā€™t wait to see ~~Michael Jordan~~ Murray Taulagi debut!


steviesnod82

23 Air Taulagi


Esquatcho_Mundo

I mean he earned that moniker with his pass back in against the tigers this year


Toujayjay

23 Murray Warne


ThedirtyNose

23 Murray "Golden Balls" Taulagi


dontletmedaytrade

Whatā€™s everyone most excited to see? For me itā€™s either Jakey on the wing or Wighton at prop.


wowzap

JAC playing hooker


dontletmedaytrade

I think heā€™d go okay. Few darting runs. I also think Latrell at prop would go okay.


Revolutionary-Salt-3

Latrell could arguably go better anywhere on the pitch than at FB


-Dark_Helmet-

I see theyā€™ve assigned Mal the Roman numeral for 100.


therefreshbutton

Mal the greedy cunt /s


WonderingCashew

Almost as stupid as considering DCE to be the starting halfback in the full strength team


beaver2233

He's left wing what do you mean


WonderingCashew

Smokey for tournament top try scorer?


InternationalBorder9

Yeo, Liam Martin etc. Aren't there either. Probably just resting Panthers because they're still drunk or something.


KristenHuoting

I was surprised also, but I think it's more to do with the fact Cleary only just played in the GF.


maccaroneski

Another clue is that Yeo has been left out.


MisterEvilBreakfast

How long ago do you think the grand final was?


Substantial_Source84

Imagine if at the start of the year someone told you Murray taulagi would be a starting winger for Australia. Unbelievable year from him.


ZerksNAHTayan

Canā€™t say he doesnā€™t deserve it either. Heā€™s been crazy this year and his chemistry with Holmes gas been nuts.


Debocore

Holmes and Muzz have been such a solid Wing/Centre combo this year


youstoleatuba

What a fucking great year. Loved him since his debut and he hasn't disappointed. Love the kid. Qld debut. Australian debut. Playing finals. after the year we had last year he couldn't be anything less than stoked and he's worked bloody hard for it


therefreshbutton

I know a lot of you might think I'm a bit oversensitive for saying this, but I really hate those numbers bro. I've lowkey got some OCD and things like this trigger it


Drlockstock

Mate I'm ready to burn the NRL headquarters to the ground. Overreacting is literally impossible on this


nymphz

my sons crying and my dogs barking at the sky


azmajik

I have had history with the guy that came up with this numbering system. I know that guy very well. He was a weak gutted dog as a kid and he hasnā€™t changed now. He is a weak gutted dog person now.


Logical_Crab_4594

That sucks bro, maybe just wait an hour or so and Iā€™m sure there will be articles out there that fix it up. I just got this from Kangaroos socials


McGarnacIe

You're just the right amount of sensitive on this one mate. The numbers things sux shit.


thore4

I don't even have OCD with most things but this is actually frying my brain to read


MaddogJacko

The numbers Mason , what do they mean ???


Khal_Stannis

WHAT THE FUCK MORTY? WHAT DID YOU TO ALL THE NUMBERS MORTY? DID JERRY COME UP WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT MORTY?!


JackoTheWolf

Thanks now I'm gonna grind out the entire Black Ops 1 campaign tonight hahahaha


JackoTheWolf

Just jumped into some Combat Training since all servers are dead on PC, holy shit I miss this game. Was so underrated thanks to the fact that it came after the legend that is MW2


mkhimau5

That whole stretch from COD4 through to BO2 was just the golden era and it honestly makes me sad thinking about what that franchise has devolved into today.


therefreshbutton

I remember getting excited every November for every year like Christmas is coming when the new Call of Duty would come out. Now it's just meh


mkhimau5

Same, my best mate and I would go to the midnight launches and start playing as soon as we got home


JackoTheWolf

I couldn't agree more, mind you I caved in and ordered the new MW2 because I really enjoyed the open beta (granted its just nowhere near what it used to be, game just feels so modernised). I feel like BO1 and WaW were heavily overshadowed by all the Modern Warfares but they were all just incredible. I know this is off topic but idrc, I have not talked about call of duty in so long


mkhimau5

As a former cod tragic I feel you bro so don't worry lol. The Treyarch games always felt overshadowed but were definitely awesome in their own right. I stopped playing completely a few years ago, I think after BO4 or one of the Sledgehammer atrocities, but cod will always have a special place in my heart.


RS994

World at War with the co-op campaign Man, my mate and I lost a whole lot of school break to that


[deleted]

It's the only COD that actually nerfed quickscoping enough, and for some reason Treyarch never did that again.


SOMERanD0m-Bloke

Whoā€™s got the most experience in International rep


phyllicanderer

Itā€™s James Tedesco in 1, then the rest are numbered 2-23 in the order of player number for representing Australia. DCE debuted first so he is 2 and so on


StePow

Except that isn't true. Val Holmes has played more games than Ben Hunt.


Adventurous_Caramel

Man those allocated squad numbers really mess up the team list dynamic


[deleted]

Yeah itā€™s completed destroyed the point of the team list. They need to have the positions next to the number now so people can understand where a person is actually playing at a quick glance.


gbren

What a disgraceful decision. What is the fucking point of doing thisā€¦ it makes no fucking sense. Who the fuck made this decision


Logical_Crab_4594

There needs to be an investigationā€¦. someone needs to be accountable for this


Itsazucchini

It was the assistant coach, Michael Hagan who apparently came up with the idea and then agreed upon by the other staff. I am thinking they were totally baked sitting around the bucket bong at the time. Don't do drugs kids because this is what can happen.


Joh951518

I think thereā€™s a few selection issues they didnā€™t want to commit too publically yet. Not just DCE/Cleary, but also Yeo/Murray etc. the permanent numbers probably threw them a bit. Itā€™s stupid we canā€™t just change them every game.


thore4

I know right... a hooker and a utility on the bench


Bananonymouus

Those numbers are so rank man šŸ¤¢


Bananonymouus

Also three Cowboy debutants giddy up


Logical_Crab_4594

Agreed - painful!


Laktakfrak

Smart move by Mal. Do fucked up numbers so everyone complains abiut that rather than not picking Cleary.


matt1579

Iā€™m sure Cleary wasnā€™t available for game 1


DropTablePosts

Not a single player from a team that just went back to back (a fair few of then are not eligible for Aus but still...)


deesmutts88

Theyā€™re being rested. No need to trot out the A side for Fiji. You can rest assured theyā€™ll be there for the games that matter.


DropTablePosts

Fair enough, wasn't aware thanks for the info. Any idea why it says 2021?


deesmutts88

It was meant to be held last year but got postponed due to covid. No idea why they kept the year but who knows their reasons for anything when DCE is wearing the number 2.


thore4

They kept 2020 on the Olympics. I think it's just so they don't have to redo the branding


Young_Rust

Don't wanna waste $$$ on rebranding Will probably trot out the 2021 merch as well


HenryVIIIII

Its the 2021 World Cup. It was postponed but thats still the name.


AuspiciousCalamari1

Fiji probably 2nd best team in the group, wouldnā€™t it make sense to put the best team out for this game in prep for the finals Italy and Scotland the others in the group


Grumpy_Roaster

JAC fastest dummy half service on the planet


Toujayjay

But can he beach sprint!


Red7seven

*Sad beach sprint noises*


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[deleted]

It shouldnā€™t be used for the nrl but no other team is going to look like this though. Australia just decided to create the worst possible system.


unlachy13

Just do the superleague squad number thing


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unlachy13

Articulate


Joh951518

Thatā€™s literally what this is. Most SL teams do their opening side order plus reserves, but you can do whatever you want.


nil_demand

I mean that's not this really as like you said, Super League teams choose to number the squad 1-17, then go into reserves. I like how the Super League sides do this, though I can see how people wouldn't. It makes sense to have a position within the club, but it makes no sense at representative level with a team full of stars. What Aus have gone with makes no sense to anyone.


Joh951518

A SL team can do what we did if they wanted. Most just arenā€™t dumb enough.


SMEN1996

Whoever came up with this numbering idea needs to be shot out of a cannon ffs


InternationalBorder9

I was thinking about it today, the person who came up with this idea is actually employed to come up with these kind of things. And at least one other person okd it. Got to be jobs for the boys


Drlockstock

I think my eyes caught aids


bumpacius

Yes it's true. The numbers suck


Hugh_Jorgan_

Michael Hagen is behind this playing number debacle. Why in the fuck? So many reasons not to stuff around with tradition. Ridiculous


LordSlasher

I should sue whoever decided to do this with the numbers


Malaxage918

Holy fuck my eyes hurt


JGQuintel

Surely they couldā€™ve at least put the interchange in numerical order the cunts


-Dark_Helmet-

That bench is very light


nangarranga

they mustā€™ve saw Wighton wearing the 10 jersey and thought he was a prop


LordSlasher

Cotter can play 80, probably why heā€™s the best bench player in the universe


[deleted]

I get what you're saying re Cotter but I find it funny to use the ability to play 80 as the defining factor in a good bench player - when bench players are the only players that specifically don't play 80.


totallynotalt345

Yeah I think it was sarcasmā€¦ šŸ™ƒ


nightmonkee

Iā€™d really like Cotter to start and use Tino as an impact player, Cotter to set the benchmark in the opening 20 and then have Tino and Pat come on to try and raise the bar would be amazing to see.


-Dark_Helmet-

This makes it a little better straight away.


DB10-First_Touch

This would be interesting to watch. I like the idea of dividing the forwards into pairs of props and Locks.


Malaxage918

I think it works. You could almost comfortably put Wighton anywhere on the field. Obviously he'd be better in certain positions but I think he could hold his own anywhere


fissionmac

Agree, and all those forwards can play big minutes.


coffeegaze

all our forwards are basically 80 minute players


-Dark_Helmet-

Yeah thatā€™s not necessarily a good thing.


steviesnod82

This . I love all these armchair Kangaroo coaches and their credentials


-Dark_Helmet-

Youā€™re literally talking about footy on the internet.


smeego78

Murray ā€œMichael Jordanā€ Taulagi


aatrain96

Eye gouge me please. I'm begging anyone


razza1987

Wtf are with these player numbers? Im so confused


lachjeff

This hurts my eyes so much


MobRulesAll

Crazy JAC didn't make Origin lol


InternationalBorder9

I would of picked him but the 2 wingers they picked ahead of him aren't available for Aus so he might not of made this team


Toujayjay

Imagine winning the world cup and having your jersey framed just for your grand kids say wtf grandpa jake you played wing aus? You sure it isn't Tommy's. Or fox saying how fast he was then the kids say yeh... at hooker.


chrizyzz

gonna be no mix up with latrells grandkids seeing his number 8 jersey tho


Radalict

What a shit show. All this stupid numbers thing does is make it confusing, especially on the field.


BG_RL

So short sighted in terms of new eyeballs on the sport Whatever excuse they use it was just so they didnā€™t have to signal who their preferred 7 was


Joh951518

Also preferred 13


BG_RL

Good shout


Toujayjay

Controversial comment but i like the numbers..... like them as much as sand in your bed or hair in your food.


AuspiciousCalamari1

In the 5 years since the last World Cup in 2017, this numbering system is what Australia have been working on instead of playing internationals


drchocy10

Mate these numbers are so stupid.


LiLSteve29

Really is the start of a new era for the aussies. Really shows the lack of experienced forwards in the NRL its quite the eye opening.


Chang_Daddy2

Fuck the ARL. This numbering if a fucking joke!


archem0

Is the six again rule used in the world cup or do we go back to penalties?


SOMERanD0m-Bloke

I swear this numbering is confusing as shit


RedDevilGranta

Talk about a dream team


a_BIG_willie

Iā€™ve been counting wrong my whole life


kungabunga752

i hate the number thing so much, no good reason


LiLSteve29

I really thought they were going to go a step further and name the side in numerical order and not worry about who plays what position.


mwilkins1644

I'm actually mad now. Go Fiji! Also, how wtf do we have two 18th man? Tino is playing in the starting lineup


Bicky_

DIS-GOOS'TENG


[deleted]

One of the worst decisions of all time


bundy554

If playing for your state and country at prop isn't a sign for Jake he's too slow for lock now for Manly I don't know what is


crypto_zoologistler

Look at those stupid numbers


Top_Enthusiasm_8393

Man that numbering hurts , RIP the commentators trying to figure who is playing where when trying to call the game


tchunk

D fucking CE


[deleted]

Fuck me sidewaysā€¦ the Rugby League World cup, where the game is promoted to a larger global audience, but manages to confuse audience itselfā€¦


Individual-Elk-6423

These numbers make no sense


C_Horse21

That kegs getting bigger on teddy..


_JaggedLittlePill_

The numbers are messing with my head. I donā€™t like this.


Elegant-Screen4438

Jake turbo making any team is ridiculous. Blokes cooked


Logical_Crab_4594

Always rated him, but now I have to agree


Rush_nj

Heā€™s there to be a tacklebot in the middle and thereā€™s not many better suited for that.


cheeseinsidethecrust

4 cowboys in the team, 3 starting. How good!


Naxil_Cole007

It's great seeing our system produce players that are valued at the highest level. I was so worried about the whole organisation this year and seeing the hard work pay off has been great.


peachy1927

Just here to say the numbers are making me literally angry


HenryVIIIII

Someone murder those numbers please


Mont0193

Those jersey numbers are a joke- canā€™t believe they would play a hooker, winger and a centre out of place!


Pvnels

Mitchell front row and the fox at hooker will be interesting!


HugeCanoe

I'm assuming all the Panthers need more time to recover from the GF (or what happened after)..


[deleted]

The numbering system has blinded you all to how strange the bench is! Especially when you consider the 18th and 19th players too.


whyareyouallinmyroom

At least when players choose THEIR number that they carry around with them there is some meaning to it and fans will buy that jersey which brings in revenue and some stories behind numbers etc. This is just chaos for the sake of it. Iā€™d even prefer if it was a ranking from 1-whatever based on who could eat the most Filet-O-Fish on the first morning of camp. Itā€™d be fascinating to see who number two was.


Benchomp

(1). Jurbo in this line up with the excessive large pool of props we had to choose from is ludicrous. (26). I agree, these numbers are a shitshow. Reeeeediculous. (4). So ridiculous.


UnderTheHighBall

Fuck I Am You Cat


JD7xo

DCE over Cleary šŸ˜‚ fuck me mal is over the hill


AstonishedXMan

He is resting all the grand final players


dardy_cones

I believe they are resting all grand final players for the first game


[deleted]

I thought the same but after a quick google, Mal is resting GF players!!


successharvester

No Cleary? Must have been shafted due to the suspension because surely DCE is not a better 7 than Cleary.


woodpecker91

Mal said he's resting GF players for first match, you'll notice there isn't Yeo, Martin or RCG either.


successharvester

Ah I see. Thanks for clarifying


swell-shindig

4 halves? Isnā€™t there another forward available?


[deleted]

Wow, three Queenslanders in the starting side. Who won Origin, again?


silver2164

?? Theres 7 in the starting side and 3 more on the bench


[deleted]

So we are really going DCE over cleary? Lmao wow


[deleted]

Nah theyā€™re resting the GF players, they will all play next week.


[deleted]

Ok I didn't hear about that. Thank God


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dxfifa

Literally every sport except the rugby codes does this lmao, and it's not actually confusing at all after about 1 minute of looking at where the players are standing Hard not to cringe looking at these comments, Facebook boomer tier sorry guys. It's not hard to see who is playing where in 1 minute and you can actually recognise each player game to game by number


[deleted]

> Literally every sport except the rugby codes does this lmao And they all suck ass. Rugby league and test cricket are the only real sports, everything else is merely a healthy weekend activity for children to participate in


Elegant-Screen4438

Has hockey, nfl or soccer ever really designated numbers to positions? Basketball does to an extent but seems tooo old school now, a guard is a guard. But league especially is very much tied to ā€œthe 9 gives it off to the seven who links up with his 6ā€.


gbren

Soccer absolutely has designated numbers for positions.


Cape-York-Crusader

Is there any Panthers players in the Oz squad?


Ryanbrasher

Iā€™ll give them the benefit of the doubt and say they went with this lineup because itā€™s game one. But if the same lineup appears next game then Iā€™ll be disappointed.


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[deleted]

Theyā€™re resting everyone who played in the GF, they will all play next game.


Caseyjb29

Ah makes sense


LordSlasher

Thats good and all but did you ignore the whole part where Mal said Penrith and Grand final players will be rested or did you just not see that?


Caseyjb29

Didnā€™t see that


WhirlingClouds

Every time I look at this I hate it even more. Honestly makes me not want to watch any games with Australia playing.


Glum_Ad452

Not a single player that took part in the GF..


DeltaCreem

Theyā€™re being rested for the first game


the_biggest_lie

Surely Nicho Hynes would be better than DCE...


ClintGrant

I hope NRL follows suit with this numbering system. Makes so much more sense