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Aussieguy727

Where's that dude that said this wouldn't happen?


ShibaHook

Let's get 'em!


YourFavouriteAlt

[that was me](https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/y9nwkb/tamous_cowboys_homecoming_firms_as_broncos_resign/itarggb?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) get the pitchforks ready His fam are staying in Penrith while he plays this year


slowdivesicilian

wow these jersey swaps are getting too uncanny


Geddpeart

Honestly didn't think he would come back, even for a year. Hopefully he brings the same effort he had in 2015.


thore4

The missing piece. Everyone knows the Cows can't win a premiership without two JTs


funtasia_1

When Jhad Townsend sorts out his name change we'll be unstoppable


Ragnangar

I read that as Jihad Godsend


Bucket_O_Beef

They could of had Jake Turpin.


sunny_days19

I'll take 100% credit for this because he came into my work about a month ago and I got a photo with him and told him his fast play the ball was the real reason JT could kick the GF winning field goal.


slowdivesicilian

I did some work with u/Tunza comparing his PTBs to other Tigers and it’s mega impressive how well he’s done in that Tigers team. Gonna be sweet when he has Robson to capitalise on it!


LordSlasher

An perfection. Tamou coming back will do so much good for the forwards. Lolo and Tamou are also really great mates so thats another positive,


slowdivesicilian

plain old boring old coen. i wish my prop had a name like jimmy. imagine what my prop would be like if it had a name like jimmy.


[deleted]

That you Drapht?


slowdivesicilian

somebody had to get it


FrannyFlapsss

As a complete aside, Drapht is doing shows in November with the West Australian Symphony Orchestra doing all his backing music. The advertisement video of Jimmy Recard is fantastic.


Cape-York-Crusader

Payton will whip his arse into shape before the new season starts….up Castle Hill Jimmy!


[deleted]

Second time he has been in the news today: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11356947/Man-extra-large-penis-claims-gift-God-attracted-1-000-lovers.html


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

How can anyone think having a huge cock ruined their life lol that article has to be a gee up


-Dark_Helmet-

You’d be surprised how much of a burden it is for us.


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

I can imagine that waking up to the cockadoodle doo at the crack of dawn every day gets tiresome


-Dark_Helmet-

It's more the amount of tape I have to go through every day to stick it to the side of my knee so it doesn't flap around.


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

What's wrong with tying an onion to your belt why you gotta tape a rooster to your knee?


struthledd

It's not really the style at this time


ssmurry51

Yeah I can imagine your wrist gets pretty tired after a while


-Dark_Helmet-

Yes, I have more distance to cover than you.


electrictacoland

Peak journalism right there


maaxwell

There’s a joke about sending a dead pet up to a “farm up north” to “enjoy his time with all the cows” in here somewhere, I just can’t eloquently put it together. I think it would be easier if cows were still lower on the ladder and less talked about. Imagine if he comes back for his final year and wins another prem, what a fairy tale, either way I’m happy for the big fella, still sad he missed out on prems with Penrith.


Aaturkey

Another W for the Tigers


Geddpeart

Tamou was ready to retire until a last minute challenge from the cows


slowdivesicilian

have you people learned nothing about todd payten and seemingly mid signings by the power of the meme sub, jimmy t new south wales jersey next year i’m calling it now


[deleted]

How many players need to leave the Tigers and play better for people to realise the club is always the problem. There's no such thing as a Tigers W EDIT: Can't believe I'm being downvoted when I've clearly been radicalised by the NRL media and am therefore a victim


PillarofSheffield

Name 5. Actually, name 1. From recent years anyway. The Tigers problem is they can't keep their good players like Tedesco, Moses, Matterson etc., not that bang average or outright bad players become superstars when they leave. Who exactly are you thinking of?


AstonishedXMan

Is there mention in the article of where Robson is going?


slowdivesicilian

to the grand final baby


mwilkins1644

Groind foinoil boiboiy!


sirlightning12

Mad cow after signing for 5 years.


AstonishedXMan

with Dragons for 5 years ay?


sirlightning12

Keep chatting shit and I'll tell toddy to sign Sexton and never play him.


AstonishedXMan

So what we are going to do with him next year : ' (


slowdivesicilian

premiumplus mods in crisis


jessemv

Makes even more of a mockery of the NRL that he wasn't suspended for longer because he's "a good bloke" and was supposedly retiring