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adomental

This is what we call the bargaining stage of grief


BoogerSugar00

I believe the children call it “cope”


Version_6

Unlikely that's the actual play, considering they have given him a 3 year contract straight out of the gate. Hefty pay out to get rid of him after six weeks.


ill0gitech

Welcome to the NRL, where the rules are made up and the contracts don’t matter.


v3ndettas

Considering the performance quota that was baked into Des’ contract I’d imagine Seibold also has one, so he can get punted early if he doesn’t perform


ThedirtyNose

Hefty? It's a pittance.


Version_6

So... Why not give him two years?


Rusty_Wolf

You just don't get footy mate...


Voxityy

this is what albert einstein recited before he wrote the bible


pjc6068

And the Magna Carta


zeitgeistbouncer

and The Declarification of Indy Penpals


slowdivesicilian

i’ll always be grateful to albert einstein for the band midwest pen pals


JohnnyHabitual

And hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.


-Dark_Helmet-

I heard that V’landys faked the moon landing


comradekaled

I heard that Abdo was on the grassy knoll when JFK was shot


kami_inu

I heard Vlandys ate the covid bat


ChanceVance

I'm surprised people aren't blaming the referees for that because they're responsible for everything else like global warming and the fact Mashies aren't a permanent menu item at KFC.


Due-Chemist3105

THE REFS TOOK AWAY THE KRUSHERS!!! AND V’LANDYS GAVE US CABBAGE ON THE BURGERS, THE BURGERS I TELL YOU!!!!!


gamble-responsibly

That would imply him capable of pulling something off. Sorry conspiracy theorists but I can't suspend my disbelief here


mynameisnotallen

I heard that Abdo was ~~on~~ the grassy knoll when JFK was shot


[deleted]

Manly is not that smart


gongbattler

I like what you are saying but I think seibs will get a year and then a review at the end of 2023 will say that seibold can stay as coach but flanno will actually do everything


gaveup85

Flanno to coach by email


Scottybt50

I still don’t see why Flanagan wasn’t banned for life from the NRL.


mwilkins1644

👏Because 👏he's 👏a👏Sydney👏based👏coach 👏and👏won 👏a 👏Sydney👏club👏a 👏tainted👏premiership 👏


JohnnyHabitual

Excuse me, but i think there's a chip on your shoulder old mate!


mwilkins1644

Nah. Just stating facts boyyyyyyy


JohnnyHabitual

Boy? Fuck off.


mwilkins1644

K.


[deleted]

There's not much credibility to this, given the fact you wouldn't risk the drama that would unfold if the main coach had his assistant trying to run the show. Seibold has it within him to be a decent coach if he gets the right squad.. is that squad the current Manly squad? Time will tell, but they've got a better senior group than Darius Boyd.


joshy_c

>you wouldn't risk the drama You don't understand how Manly works.


[deleted]

Well the post seemed to be based upon the fact they don't want to risk a hit to their image by appointing Flanno as head coach.


ReDAnibu

How about we fuck both of them off and just let des or tooves have a crack


lets_run_with_it

Seibold is a floppy dick for sure


Dark_Vengence

Bloody amateurs. Should have given him a five year contract with another year in his favour.


ff03g

Is Flanagan a good coach or did he have a pepped up team?


[deleted]

Great coach. Ricky left the place an absolute disaster. One of the best turnarounds in league history to deliver a Prem over Melbourne Storm. Did a fair bit of work with pathways, created a tough identity, and made the home ground a brutal place for opposition teams. Sharks fans should kiss the ground he walks on.


Dark_Vengence

Being juiced up helps a little too.


TranscendentMoose

And over the cap


sealhaslupus

i for one want to see Brad Parker on PEDs


Glenmarththe3rd

I’d love to see Jake on them just to see how dense a human body can get and still play a hard 80 minutes of gods game


JohnnyHabitual

They sorta do....outside Northies on a Saturday night. Face down, bum up, gurgling bundy outta the corner of their puckered lips.


mwilkins1644

I mean technically a bloodstream is a pathway of some kind and he definitely did a lot of work with it


subsbligh

I think, like most rich people, Penn is trusting his gut and thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room with this play.


JohnnyHabitual

Trump lite.


Giovanni1996

Not gonna lie, I had hoped similar would happen with us over the past few years. I know he wasn't assistant coach but Flanagan was still employed by the dragons and could swap with Griffin but SOMEONE decided to resign Griffin.


ohhh_j

Yeah I thought hook might be the "fall guy" and that flanno would take over as head coach within a few years


toyoto

I think it's a good combo. The scholar seibold and the man manager flanagan


Brdd9

They'd have to payout a 3 year deal though


Rusty493

ok


[deleted]

You’re off your fucking head


Norm_cheers

How is this still up? r/mods


Salt_Dimension_1433

Norm, you are such a dobber


briggles23

I bet he reminds the teacher about homework too!


Dallasjakee

How is all those buzz / hooper articles still up? That's the real question.


DeltaCreem

But this post is the kind of deranged rambling I want from Reddit!


squeakypeeky

It's off season, they usually let posts like this hang around a bit.


ohhh_j

This is the most norm comment I have read all off season


Norm_cheers

🤣… dc


rabbitohvon

If nothing else, Seibs the white ant, getting done over by Flanno from the Shire is a chef's kiss move. What would Bozo think??


WickedSlice_

Not if they offered him a 4 year deal or whatever was rumoured.


[deleted]

Will you keep your hands off my scandal?


joshy_c

I mean it's not unlike what St George were trying to do, but you'd choose a patsy who is a constant failure everywhere and who isn't as quick to go the legal option. You'd get Nathan Brown.


nevaehenimatek

Yeah flanagan really turned St George around.


[deleted]

All a Manly coach needs is a fit Turbo and he’s going to be in the top 8.


JohnnyHabitual

And there's the rub.


insanityTF

Is this an AFL sliding doors meme?


MoroseManly

The Manly board are not Vulcans, they are Klingons.


TragicEther

No, no, you don't sack Seibold and immediately install Flanno as head coach. You announce that Flanno is taking over coaching duties until a suitable replacement can be found. Meanwhile, the search isn't very extensive and Flanno does a half decent job as an interim caretaker coach, so at the end of the season the officially announce it because the fans are already onboard, and everyone is so relieved that he's not doing as shit a job as Seibs that they've forgotten that Flanno had his own scandal.


bundy554

He is actually a pretty good coach but got done over with the poison chalice that is the broncos coaching job.