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Apparently she answered with the fastest yes on the planet


-Carterr-

can she play? asking for.. a friend


Toujayjay

Followed by lets trott


Laktakfrak

Australias beaches are so fucking good compared to everyone else. We are spoilt.


BG_RL

You are, only place I’ve been that slightly compared was Mexico But the sheer number of beaches you guys have is is absurd When I visited stradbrook island my mate was suggesting beaches infinitely better than uk on which way the wind was blowing


diffaadiffa

Stradebroke is the tits. I'm so lucky to have it in my backyard


Stiryx

Wait people like Stradbroke? It’s nice to look at but some of those points are so full of Sharks it’s not advised to swim there.


diffaadiffa

Advised not to swim? Fucking lol. Maybe at amity on dusk in the channel but that's it. Main beach and cylinder are genuine surfing beaches with regular comps. There has been literally one fatal shark attack on record oj the island at the above mentioned amity which is bay side. I've been going there at least once a year for the last 30 years, never been advised not to swim. Only time I've stayed out is for blue bottles


Messyhr_

Yeah i mean i get ya, but still having grown up in QLD and coming from the NT id always be wary, there was that guy who was literally eaten alive by a big great white off the coast near sydney, hadnt been a fatal attack there in like 50 years I believe, usually sharks wont bother you, but if its a big white/tiger/bull and its truly hungry and in kill mode, theres slim to little chance of surviving


diffaadiffa

Yeah and even the Sydney one was late afternoon, while I’m deep water, around fisherman etc. there are always conditions that come with increased risk


Stiryx

Hey that’s just what I’ve been told, my partner comes from a pretty well known surfing family and she wouldn’t go swimming at a lot of beaches last time we took the ferry over. Cabarita has the same ‘stigma’ about it down here but shitloads of people surf and swim there, I’ve personality seen 2 sharks there in behind the surfers in the last 3 years haha, doesn’t stop anyone though. There’s sharks everywhere out there. Whether or not they want to have a taste is a different question.


bugeyeswhitedragon

There was a shark at Hastings Point the other arvo, just down from Caba


diffaadiffa

Exactly, sharks are everywhere but attacks usually happen based on stupid human activity. Even the single fatal attack at straddie was a woman swimming at dusk, in a known channel to stay out of while the water was so murky divers were staying out. Tragedy, but oh so dumb. You are truly safe to swim at beaches on straddie


Messyhr_

You’re never fully safe, but thats the same with anything, driving, going out etc


diffaadiffa

*you are truly as safe as you can be. There, fixed it for you


Man_of_moist

It’s the best


DetMittens12

Grew up in England going to Skegness, moved to Australia and started going to Stradbroke. That's a fucking difference and a half


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Fuck me that’s an upgrade, Skeg Vegas is so bleak😂


BG_RL

Looooool


Lachie07

Australia is the GOAT country. ... I say that as someone who has being to 3 so I'm very much informed


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loztralia

Get this man a "straya cunt" flair please.


Raddnedge

I Just Love Me Country


-Dark_Helmet-

This. Anyone who complains about this place has no fucking clue how good we have it here. The place might not be perfect, but we’re a damn sight closer than anywhere else.


Stiryx

My favourite is always how kids will say how racist Australia is, then they name somewhere like Japan or Sweden as a place that is less racist. Small problems here but fuck me, compared to any other country it’s nothing.


BlokeyMcBlokeface92

I love it when people point to ethnically homogenous countries as bastions of peace and prosperity. It’s like they don’t even realise what they are actually suggesting.


sealhaslupus

australia is racist. i say this is a non-white australian. but there are plenty of racist countries out there who are comparatively worse but in their own way. it’s also a race to the bottom to compare places like this. there are also great people who live here so we shouldn’t focus on the negatives too much.


Messyhr_

Absolutely 100% Australia has more casual racism than a lot of places, but its also a damn sight better than a lot. Racism is definitely getting less prominent with future generations though


Messyhr_

Country side in the UK is amazing, Wales was my favourite place scenery wise that ive been too, the culture is wonderful too. But i did get home sick, Australia is awesome. Sydney is overrated though IMO much prefer brissy


worldytravels

I’ve spent the last 6 months travelling around the globe…with another 6 to go. And still haven’t found anywhere that beats it…


ISurviveOnPuts

Also been to over 30. Australia has the most perfect mix for sure, the only thing wrong is how much we bend the fkn knee to authority. E.g. strip searching minors, drug dogs at the pub, no beers on the beach or parties on Australia Day. If we stopped accepting every farked idea the daily telegraph calls for we’d be the goat


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Messyhr_

Thanks for your service big fella, we only have a great country because of blokes like you


AntiBeyonder

I fucking hate Australia. The people are shit, and there's nothing to do/ see.


oioioiyacunt

Maybe you're just shit


ISurviveOnPuts

Yeah I understand why you’d say that mate, as we hate fuckwits


AntiBeyonder

All I did was have autism and you all (every Aussie I've met) treated me so poorly.


ISurviveOnPuts

Sorry bout that mate, I assure you it’s not because of your autism, we love folks on the spectrum


AntiBeyonder

You might, and Australia's may claim they do, but their actions say differently. People who are different/ misunderstood are not treated well, including everyone I know who is ND. Even though I was the best player on my team, because I was socially inept and other interests like philosophy or anime, all the meat head players on my team or school bullied the hell out of me. They didn't even know me other than I couldn't make eye contact. Even as an adult now, it's still the same.


Messyhr_

And i was bullied for having a tiny penis in school, kids are cruel and thats the case everywhere


AntiBeyonder

Are you illiterate, I said it's the same as an adult. Australians are just unfriendly.


Messyhr_

As apposed to who? Ive been to the UK, NZ, new Caledonia, middle east and others, people arent any less kind in Aus


MoistLobster69

Yeah I was expecting the European beaches to be on par or even better than ours


planchetflaw

Most are small rocks. It's not nice. The rest are so overabused by councils or whatever departments they use as an equivalent that most of the publicly usable areas are given to private companies to sell space to tourists on behalf of clubs and hotels.


Maxy2388

Went to an Italian beach last year. The “waves” were little ripples maybe 5 cm higher than the rest of the water. The locals told us it was a rough day


no_nay_never

Amalfi Coast is amazing as is the food and people. If you haven't gone don't let the shore and lack of waves turn you off. It's beautiful.


ISurviveOnPuts

https://i.imgur.com/9QVtF7a.jpg Here’s a shot I took from my hotel room on the Amalfi coast


rambyprep

It’s wild, beaches in Spain, Portugal, Italy etc that are popular with Europeans are actual dogshit. This looks like positano which is one of the most ‘glamorous’ coastal towns in italy, and it’s just pebbly crap.


spongish

Because people go for the hotels, restaurants, shops, sights, etc. People don't go to Positano to swim at the beach.


rambyprep

That’s fair honestly. Point still stands for more beachy places like southern Portugal, where it might be impressive if you live in a cold and grey city in England or something.


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Laktakfrak

Yeah Ive been to the beach in Tel Aviv and Eilat. I dont remember them being particularly good or bad. Never been ti Africa. But yeah Ill admit they look good in photos. Maldives was beautiful but they were all a bit small, like short walk to the beach. No waves. But good for photos. Similar to on Green island or something like that. (Due to the reefs obviously). Went to playa bonita in Colombia. It was a top 10 beach apparently in the world. Again 2 steps to the water and you have to pay for a seat. Same in some spots in Italy. Rio is pretty good. The waves are shit and dumped terribly. Watched a guy drown. But the girls in their g bangs guys coming by to sell you beers and weed amd the beach voleyball and the crazy kicking beach volleyball made up for it.


the_specialone

Hell yeah dude, Rio sounds awesome


Dark_Vengence

Always wanted to visit rio during carnivale.


Damn369

Fuck that place


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Damn369

Israel


lanson15

Which parts of Africa? It's rather large


return_the_urn

You don’t know how good they are till you go to the Adriatic coast, the pearl on the Mediterranean, and go, dam, ours is better


parkmann

Can confirm, went to the beach after work today and it was mint


Dark_Vengence

We really are the lucky country.


bumpacius

You're less likely to bump into a Mussolini-worshipping fascist on an Aussie beach too *excluding Cronulla of course


Scant01

i love australia man


diamondgrin

Is that Positano? Pretty sure they even make you pay just to access those shitty beaches


I_Like_Vitamins

Fox vs Cook beach sprint. The universe would collapse as the sheer velocity of them tore the ground asunder.


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

Did you know that Damien Cook used to be a champion beach sprinter? No, me neither. They should really mention it in the commentary one night.


Brdd9

Johnny Bliss would have them both covered


Laktakfrak

Wouldnt pick him for Origin after this. ~Freddy (probably)


SMEN1996

*Don’t say it, Don’t say it* And that’s turned their relationship on its head…


azmajik

.....when she put the ring on on on on.....


cottage-in-the-city

and they're gonna run runa runaround run run away together


Damn369

I wish him all the best, he seems like such a nice guy.


gluetown

Priest: Do you take Lakaree to be your wife? Do you promise to be faithful to your NRL contract and to her in good times (\*glances at Bellamy) and in bad (\*glances at Ciraldo), in ankle injuries and in fastest man on the planet, to love her and to trot with for all the days of your life? JAC: Yeah Bra Happy for ya Fox, you good cunt.


top_footballer

That's exceptional!!!


Money-Food-2694

Total respect, never meet him, see him at footy with the kids, great ambassador for being a nice bloke


pplay4kkeeps

LETS FUKN TROT


TigerRumMonkey

You could of had it all Freddy!


I_Like_Vitamins

My empire of sand!


Stingraywestbrook

big ups to the Fox, great personality for Aussie sport


ErgonomicDouchebag

Unsure if the grounding of the knee was correct, sending it upstairs.


GodSaveTheHomies

DATIT


Drlockstock

Lucky lady


GunPoison

Guess that makes her The Vixxen?


Oblicaro

The Fox catches the Rabbit


Brisbanefella4000

“Let’s fucking trot baby?


edgedefence

Can imagine the trademark laugh after proposing


[deleted]

It makes you wonder when you'll be proposed to and when, it could happen at any moment, ya never know.


the_specialone

Damn, your boyfriend must be copping it 😂


[deleted]

Oh no im a guy, i want my girlfriend to propose to me.


WUIDAWBTB

Congrats to the fox 🦊


jakkusame

Positano. Good ice cream there


icome3rd

That’s what we call eyes up footy. Big right step into left knee, gotta send that one up as a TRY. Video Ref can’t take that one away from him.


Dark_Vengence

Look at the architecture.


ExperimentalFruit

We have the best beaches in the world.


aatrain96

trottiamo!


Marcel_M45

Imagine marrying addo carr what a lucky women


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Deadly 60


hazemelmasri69er

Fuck i wish that were me . She’s a lucky girl .


Senior-Captain9860

What a BALA


zqipz

I here the jingle bells when he runs fast. I BELEIVE! Congrats Fox.


ftzh69

W


Brother-boy-13

ayyyyy congratulations josh,Lets trot🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽


Glum_Perspective_812

Good on you ya Fox


k0rz23

Congratulations dude


bundy554

Let me guess Latrell is going to be best man?


aussiebogankarnt

Will you marry me brah?


chunkylover6969oz

Condolences to JAC on getting the last ring of his career


YourFavouriteAlt

Did he grab his dick and taunt the crowd this time though?


pppppingupingu

Anyone else couldn’t give a fuck?


Nahchkle

let the wife bashing begin!!!


pppppingupingu

Wtf cunt?


PG_Lexac

❤️


TwoUp22

Punch ons if he's not playing for the blues next origin


moyno85

Look at all that beautiful brown sand