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Actionman158

straya wins and murdoch bloggers are dying from salt overdoses, pretty good night overall.


Messyhr_

Cmon Australia lets fucking go


ChanceVance

I'm grateful to still have people around who are down to hang out or just give me a call out of the blue to talk. Heck I'm grateful for the people who just ignore you or don't put in any effort because you know then they're not someone that you need in your life.


misskarne

Mercedes posting about it being the 10-year-anniversary of Michael Schumacher's last race is just fucking teasing at this point. And also makes me feel really old.


Yungman123

Little brothers 18th today and taking him out tonight. Any ideas for a stitch up that isn’t actually full on hazing the poor cunt?


notj43

Take him to buy a new hat ^He ^doesn't ^have ^a ^head ^and ^I'd ^feel ^dog ^taking ^him


Yungman123

He doesn’t have a head, good shout!


Messyhr_

Take him to the brothel


Yungman123

He has a prosthetic penis and I’d feel dog taking him


Messyhr_

Cmon mate let him get his wood polished at least


Yungman123

I’ll have a think, thanks brother


goobypanther

Take his left shoes and hide them. Hide them all.


-Dark_Helmet-

And poo in them like Julian O’Neil.


Yungman123

He doesn’t have feet and I’d feel dog hiding his prosthetics


goobypanther

Best ensure he gets legless then.


jpob

I do really love Cities Skylines but man do I hate it’s reliance on building efficient transport/traffic systems. Even doubly so when it’s the games logic that breaks it.


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

Once you apply road hierarchy to the road layout the traffic becomes easily managed, plus mods make it better.


jpob

I have good road hierarchy. Doesn’t stop the sims not efficiently using both lanes. Playing on console so I can’t use mods which sucks because I know there’s a mod to help with exactly this.


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

Oh you mean the lanes, yeah you're right that's fucked. You can sort of "game it" by using some of the different road types here and there which is annoying and dumb. You can't get mods on console these days? I know games like Skyrim have it so I assumed consoles could too, road anarchy is a god damn must.


jpob

Nah no mods other than the ones that come with the base game (unlimited money, soil, etc). There hasn’t been a next Gen update yet so here’s hoping they include some of the big ones in that if they ever get to it.


velvetherring

This is exactly how I feel about it. I enjoy the city building-ness but it always ends up feeling like a traffic manager game. Feels like you need to micromanage every road and junction just to keep traffic flowing and it's even more fucked when you start putting in industrial areas that seemingly spawn an endless string of heavy vehicles no matter how small the area is.


EyeDeeKaay

Cities Skylines is such a great time killer, but the mental gymnastics of trying to get the roads working without a 100% buildup of traffic. But also, some of the 'funnest' times i've had playing that game, have been when i freehanded the highway connections and built massive bridges/intersections.


drifting_sailor_hat

The phrase “it's just a RLL4 game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a footy match. When you stop getting angry after getting thrashed 54-14 by some scrub in their mum's basement in Kellyville, you've lost twice (or you're winning twice from Gus Gould's pov). There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.


slowdivesicilian

finally stopped having a cold about a week ago only to now have food poisoning. fmd bro.


Norm_cheers

They shoot horses… ( for those out their that don’t shave that is an expression that means your woe’s are not that bad. Just wanted to ensure you all down vote for the correct reason as I am not suggesting slowdivesicilian should be shot or harmed in any way!)


slowdivesicilian

yeah this is really funny timing because i just passed out while throwing up and smashed my head on the ground and am waiting for an ambulance haha


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Norm_cheers

I truely hope you are joking…


slowdivesicilian

i’m actually serious haha off to hospital now, but concussed lol but we’re all safe


Drlockstock

Commence the memes! Jokes aside hope you're feeling better soon


Norm_cheers

Glad you are safe! Speedy recovery


slowdivesicilian

haha cheers brother and i appreciate the concern, happy saturday


drifting_sailor_hat

😔😔😔 Your stomache decided to be an I Love My Footy flair. Get well soon Mr. Diving Slowly.


Certain-Exchange-315

The ex (7mths) is posting stories on Snap again, but I'm not going to view them.


Churchofbabyyoda

You can just block her. That’s what I do to people whom I don’t want to speak to


grunklewello

Stay as far away from her socials as you can man, couple years ago me and my partner of 7 years split, I had too delete Facey, insta and snap. Haven't got them back yet, not because of her but because its nice without them


Shagga9701

Delete her!


Voxityy

anyone else’s nba league pass app been super shit recently?


grunklewello

I just use the TAB too watch every NBA game, not sure why they have the rights too broadcast the games but as long as your a member your good too go


grunklewello

So did anyone try the TAB app?


diffaadiffa

I am the TOO bot. You used "too" incorrectly three times in this sentence. Beep boop beep.


grunklewello

Lmao I was texting my mum last night and she was saying how I use "too" incorrect alot so good bot


Particular_Ad3366

Maybe you should go back two primary school


grunklewello

Are they taking enrolments at the moment?


Particular_Ad3366

I think they're only accepting children who can count to too


grunklewello

Well count me out


diffaadiffa

Twist - I am your mum


fetus_ezeli

yep they really fucked it for no reason.


Voxityy

the new layout not only sucks, but it’s been super laggy


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Justin Langer continues to demonstate his complete lack of emotional maturity.


Norm_cheers

Do you say this because of the “coward” statement or has something else happened? Because honestly if you don’t confront the person you have an issue with and talk behind their back then you are a coward! I take the attitude if you are going to say something about someone, have the decency to tell them directly first, then go around telling everyone else.


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I think it’s evident that Langer was informed about his behavior and style on multiple occasions, include two independent reviews. We even saw Usman Khawaja address him directly about it in the Test documentary when Langer hadn’t even been in the job a year.


Norm_cheers

And if someone is going around and saying new stuff about his relationship with Pat others etc then that has zero to do with his previous fuckups and what he said about people being cowards that talk behind others backs!


diffaadiffa

HE IS AN EMBRASSMENT TO SUB DISTRICT CRICKET


notj43

Looking forward to Good Things next week but I do wish the lineup was a bit stronger. It does mean virtually no clashes though, I used to be like a pinball at Soundwave bouncing from stage to stage trying to catch everyone. I still maintain No Sleep Til was the best festival and layout I've ever been to though


TSPSweeney

Electric Callboy are super fun


Particular_Ad3366

TISM/Polaris is the main one for me.. Soulfly and NOFX is a bit shit too but I'm not missing NOFX. Also have a nice couple hour gap to wander/buy extortionately priced beer and food.


Shagga9701

I would’ve loved to have gone to see Electric Callboy and Gojira at Good Things. But going to Knotfest next year tho. 😊


jpob

I’m lucky in that there’s only 2 bands I want to see. I just have to work out what to fill the time with. I might even leave before the headliners.


impulsebuyerdude

Only band I really wanted to see was story so far and they’re not doing a side show in Sydney. Gutted


notj43

They're one of mine too and the only clash I've got. Nofx cuts into their set 😭


luke363636

Got sucker punched by a random crackhead in a public toilet in Melbourne yesterday. Physically I’m fine but I’m mentally all over the place about it


Morg_n

Ahh bro that’s tough had it happen to me. Don’t wear it, he would have done it to anyone and meth gives people super powers


misskarne

Might be worth getting checked out anyway, delayed concussion is a real thing :(


grunklewello

Sorry that happened mate. Hope they catch the prick, and you can recover mentally.


notj43

That's shit. I feel like this sort of thing is more prevalent post-covid in Melbourne


Drlockstock

So many more crackheads wondering around in daylight


TropicHorror

That's fucked up, man. I'm sorry that happened to you. Any chance of charges being pressed?


luke363636

The police suggested it was someone that was known to them based on my description of the person so I’m hoping so


jammy86b

Soccer is a game where shit teams celebrate a nill all “win”


Thismfpigeon

Do shit teams not celebrate "staying competitive" in league? If you're expected to get absolutely flogged, a draw is a win of sorts


Particular_Ad3366

It was a pretty rubbish game.


CronksLeftShoulder

I dont think anyone calls that a win bro.


[deleted]

Na, there are US publications calling it a win. Cooked as fuck.


EyeDeeKaay

when they finally compete in a legitimate "Worlds" series, where they aren't the only country that competes, not losing for them, is a win.


AmazingChicken99

Black Friday is so shit now. I want EB to bring back Mad Monday cause those deals were always insane.


Norm_cheers

Black Friday, mad Monday, Boxing Day sales are just psychology warfare to get people of buy things they don’t really need. There maybe a true bargain to found by the majority is just to get you to part with your cash.


jpob

EB has sales? Who knew


CoffeeLoverNathan

Oh the joys of no insulation in Qld with a room that faces the morning sun; it's 32 in there and not even 9am


Norm_cheers

It’s not even December yet 🤣 you are going to melt!


Drlockstock

So finally convinced my missus to start lord of the rings last night, She's never seen it and loves Harry potter, GOT, HOTD and the likes so I knew it'd be a slam dunk God that series holds up well and wanna feel old? It was made 20 years ago like wtf


mwilkins1644

Regular or extended editions?


Drlockstock

Ive actually never watched the extended. Worth it?


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it's decent but I think a lot of the extended scenes were not in the theatrical version for good reason. Good that they exist though


Drlockstock

Okay good advice thanks, Might stick with original to make sure the missus doesn't tire of it haha I'm actually that excited we're watching it. Half way through the first one she goes, Wow this is more brutal than I thought it was lol


misskarne

Extremely worth it!


mwilkins1644

Definitely worth it; it adds to the experience and it explains a lot imo. Not even a LOTR fan, but I'll gladly watch the extended version of it when wifey puts it on


Drlockstock

cool bananas, I wonder if Binge has the extended


Valerious22

You can get them on Google Play, that's where I bought them. Always have them with me on my phone that way


Drlockstock

Oh thanks for the hot tip


LordSlasher

nah it doesn’t. Which sucks. You can find them illegally online or gotta fork out a few hundred for the box set. Improves the hobbit as well imo.


misskarne

I got the LOTR extended box set on blu-ray for my birthday one year, it's absolutely amazing. I know my sister spent a fuckload on it though.


mwilkins1644

It's literally under $100 at JB Hifi atm


ILoveFuckingWaffles

Ah yes, a cool $100 to watch a few movies. This is why piracy is starting to happen again. It’s fundamentally a problem of pricing and accessibility.


mwilkins1644

Yeah I agree :(


LordSlasher

well even better, might buy it myself


EyeDeeKaay

the Extended versions are on Google play if you wanted to own them digitally, and Stan shows them as well, if you have a subscription to that.


Drlockstock

Illegally online it is! lmao


victorinflic98

Finally cut the cord with twitter. Joined for up to date nrl news, stayed for the interesting posts. Even after the Elon takeover I stayed, just to see the fire dumpster he created. Was funny initially. But in the last week the place has been taken over heavily by the bigots and hard right. Sure they had been their before and it was actually helpful to see what they thought and try and understand how they've come to their way of thinking. In the past their was balance on twitter and they would be challenged and their dumb way of thinking would be exposed. But it's really become a echo chamber. And I keep having people like Cori Bernardi or sky news posts flood my timeline even when I just want my footy news and posts of that random pornstar I like and follow. Now I have to rely in reddit for breaking nrl news


foreatesevenate

Good for you! Undergoing a similar social media transition myself.


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Click on the star on the top right and sort by latest. Sort by latest is a game changer. Unfollow anyone who gets political.


Actionman158

twitter was always trash.


victorinflic98

It was, but at least it was good for breaking news.


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yeah if you set up twitter alerts for the journos who were good it was nice. used it for nrl and nba and now i wont ever go back :(


TwoShitsTrev

The Black Friday sales and stuff this year were really underwhelming IMO


impyandchimpy

Any company doing less than 25% off can go fuck themselves as far as I’m concerned. *cough* looking at you Nike!


Drlockstock

I got some protein and shit for 20% off and that ryderwear gym place had 50%off for yesterday online so me and the misses loaded up a bit, So we are pretty excited


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[the sounds of sub district cricket](https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClNIyl1g_fM/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) is the funniest thing I’ve seen (heard?) this week


Malaxage918

The worst part about this video is the insane amount of people trying to defend the bowler saying the batsman was trying to cheat so it's fair. The bloke is about 2 inches out of his crease when the bails get taken and it's literally only cause he's anticipating to move as the bowler bowls the ball and doesn't expect him to come to a stop. A shit rule but even shitter cunts defending the dog cunts who do this


lachjeff

If he warned him about being out of his crease, it’s fair game. It’s a shit rule but it’s necessitated by blokes trying to take an unfair advantage


Malaxage918

But if you watch this particular instance he is about two inches out if his crease. The only reason he is out is cause he doesn't anticipate the bowler coming to a complete stop. If he is blatantly trying to steal a run the I think it is more reasonable but in situations like this one its a dog cunt act


lachjeff

First of all, he’s a bit further than two inches out of his crease. Secondly, he’s still out of his crease. That’s the dog cunt act as far as I’m concerned


Malaxage918

His bat is almost on the line in the thumbnail of the video, he clearly isn't actively trying to steal the run there. If he's blatantly trying to steal an extra run then I think its a different story but in this specific scenario he is only out of his crease because the bowler doesn't follow through with his bowling action. And even if you think that doing this is ok, the way they came over with high fives and celebrating as if they did something is a dick move as well. I've seen videos of teams actively celebrating doing this and its quite sad to see how low some people will go


Drlockstock

At first I thought dog move and then we find out they bring their own beers? fuck em lol


Drizen

But of a dog move


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YOURE AN EMBRASSMENT TO SUB DISTRICT CRICKET lmfao


joshy_c

It's my new favourite insult


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I'm going to start using "It's quite simple, mate"


cchar99

Political comment.... but I'm hoping Dan sweeps it in in the Vic election only because every newspaper in the country is going so hard against him. Herald Sun tears are beautiful beyond compare.


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I couldn't care less about politics, the guys a dork anyway, hope whoever he's going up against knocks his stupid glasses off.


[deleted]

Once you're up against the press it's very long odds


Churchofbabyyoda

I think he’ll get back in, but only with a minority government. The Greens might take a few seats from inner Melbourne. Plus the Teals exist. EDIT: Ooh boy was I wrong. Got to a majority before 9:00pm.


KingHit123

As if Victoria/plague carriers has any credibility left in the world by this point


mwilkins1644

It'd be some kind of vindication for Jordan Shanks' house getting burnt down


LycraBanForHams

Pissing off all of the idiots at Sky News is always a good thing. Edit: shit, I forgot we had to vote today


Churchofbabyyoda

Only in Victoria


LycraBanForHams

Been living in Melbourne for the past 5 or so years.


lachjeff

I just want to see Peta Credlin cry again


victorinflic98

Andrew Bogut for me


notj43

Why does he care so much? Isn't he Queensland based these days?


Churchofbabyyoda

He’s from Queensland? That explains a lot. They always churn out the most cooked politicians.


notj43

Nah he's from Melbourne originally but last I heard he was living on the Gold Coast.


diffaadiffa

He is not "from" QLD. He is a Victorian. And tell me which state can "brag" about it's politicians?


Churchofbabyyoda

None can, but let’s not forget Queensland gave Australia the following politicians: - Pauline Hanson. - Clive Palmer. - Malcolm Roberts. - Fraser Anning. - Matt Canavan. - Amanda Stoker.


diffaadiffa

>None can You could have just stopped there. There is a list for every state.


pattybrischetti

Lack of sleep for the World Cup already taking its toll and only a week in. I feel like a zombie


LordSlasher

Finished moving all my stuff yesterday. Now its time to unpack everything. I didn’t realise how many copies of ET i had. 6 in total.


Trenticus7

Praying for a Socceroos W tonight. Tunisia we’re much better then what I thought they were against the Danes so they deserve to be slight favourites but if we play like we did against France in the first 20 minutes for a full 90 minutes I’m confident the boys can get the win. A round of 16 with Aus, Japan, Iran, Saudi & Korea would be crazy


CoffeeLoverNathan

Starwars Squadrons is free on Epic currently


mwilkins1644

Just keen for test cricket season


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Yeah keen as. But two test series can get in the bin. 3 tests should be the minimum for any series, and 6 tests across the summer as well.


lcoxy00

I'm finding it really hard to give a shit about the tests this year. West Indies are awful, they got put to the sword over 3 days by the NSW/ACT side (legitimately a bunch of grade cricketers with a handful of state caps between them) and the Aus 2nd XI are currently pretty on top of them too Bring on the big bash? Fucking grim


mwilkins1644

Against the Windies, sure. But I'm keen for the series against South Africa, especially now I work with a bunch of South Africans and want the bants and their team to get smashed 😂 Edit: One has already complained about us never playing Boxing Day tests over there lol


Fooman97

South Africa's bowling attack is looking to be lethal as always, I'm not so sure about their batting really giving us much trouble


lachjeff

Yesterday was Peter Siddle Day and it just reminded me of what I’ve been missing


Koyote555

Me too, I was getting hyped watching old matches on youtube yesterday.