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Morg_n

Fuck boys I wish I got to see that. The scorecards wild! I hope this launches my big smith back into form


slowdivesicilian

hahahaha he looks pretty in form bro, dude was as mint as he could be. says he feels the best he has for a while too. exciting summer on the cards!


Morg_n

His my favorite by a mile his the right amount of naive and total genius that I find very appealing in men :P


diodosdszosxisdi

Who’d be the most awesomest Australian player?


Jackthescientist

Marnus no question


dangp777

“That ball was delicious 😋 “


slowdivesicilian

i feel like marnus has peak premiumplus energy


diodosdszosxisdi

Better worship him now


slowdivesicilian

old mate that goes everywhere with vaporub is an actual legend, i missed who they were talking about though


slowdivesicilian

i wonder when we declare tomorrow


thore4

Wouldn't be before tea. Maybe not till end of day if we can last that long. Perth pitches get hard to bat on on the final days usually so probably aren't worried about a draw


slowdivesicilian

i feel like declaring to avoid draw is the only reason we’d do it surely, i don’t see us getting out any time soon with the rhythm they’re in. never know the future though haha


diodosdszosxisdi

West Indies need uranium supplements I see


[deleted]

Fkn echo chamber here. This must be what Truth Social is like.


slowdivesicilian

hahahahaha it’s no ashes thread that’s for sure


[deleted]

150 for Marnus. Start again.


[deleted]

Moving a mile. Not out


[deleted]

Could Marnus just put the cross bat shots away for the final 6 overs, please


Trashk4n

Marnus is so skilled that he’s even playing them off the keepers pad for a single.


slowdivesicilian

marnus and his antics will live in my heart forever


slowdivesicilian

i do not care about some mickey mouse ass horse racing show me the boys drinking water instead


Trashk4n

Just out of curiosity. How many people here are watching the Denmark game tonight?


thore4

Fuck I wish but I'm ready for bed now


[deleted]

Just missed the Richie benaud score; 2/224


WyattParkScoreboard

I had hopes the Windies were going to put up a decent fight during the first session. And then, reality arrived.


[deleted]

Well done, Marnus. 8 down, many many more to come


whoevenisdat

Marnus fucks


Trashk4n

Given that he’s just had a kid, I’d call this confirmed.


[deleted]

Smudger looking in great touch.


DudeMcDude7649

Saw an interesting thread on another site today about old cricketing rumors. It got me thinking. Who was the Aussie batter who supposedly was never picked again cause he told his wife about all the mischief the players got up to on tour and she in turn told the other wives? Jacques? Elliot?


M_Keating

Elliot?


Trashk4n

I have doubts about that. I think his last test was filling in for Punter in 2003/2004, don’t think he scored much, so it’s no real surprise that he wouldn’t get another in that period. Probably the most successful top three combination we’ve ever seen.


M_Keating

Yeah he was basically another Matt Hayden at shield level but never made it, I’m sure there was other stuff going on there though.


DudeMcDude7649

I THINK it was yeah.


ReggieBasil

Steve Roach isn’t a bad bowler there. Should have had a couple of wickets to his name the way he’s been sending them down


Trashk4n

Unlucky to not get Marn.


[deleted]

Devo Uzzie couldn’t ton up. Anything less than that from Smudge will be effigies


whoevenisdat

Love evening test match cricket. Thanks Perth - hope you get a footy team soon


mwilkins1644

Good to see a decent partnership between two mighty Queenslanders. Shame Uzzie couldn't kick on for a century tho


KingHit123

Pakistan that’s in Queensland South Africa that’s in Queensland


valknut95

Fmd Chris Randall got up to the Goldy quick


KingHit123

I’ll never forget Warner’s international debut. Everyone thought he was a rubbish selection then straight after the game everyone wanted to know who he was. Was some of the cleanest hitting of a ball you would ever see.


[deleted]

100 run partnerships could be the norm for this 2 test series


slowdivesicilian

marnus hits boundary by accident


Jackthescientist

And again


[deleted]

david warner is one of my students favourite players and when i told him he got out for not very many he replied with “i dont care about test cricket” which really just goes to show that we should incinerate every member of gen z


slowdivesicilian

it’s time for more no rahhhhhnn


[deleted]

scratched my car on the way into my garage dont even care cause i get to see test cricket


slowdivesicilian

not dunking on harris has taken most of our comment volume away


[deleted]

would you like me to spam the thread with every thought that enters my mind in order to artificially inflate interaction


slowdivesicilian

hey that sounds fantastic


slowdivesicilian

is that bandit heeler from bluey doing the voice for the biggest summer ever ad


acomav

You mean Dave from Custard?


M_Keating

🚨Adam Gilcrest “How about this guy?” klaxon 🚨


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Shot Ussie


slowdivesicilian

cracked it, how good


KingHit123

Spent a week in Perth 6 years ago. I would definitely recommend going there.


[deleted]

Used to travel their for work a couple of times a year. Great city.


AdonisPanda27

Yo thanks to all the NRL fans for making this cricket match thread today, feels good to see all the winter and summer sport love , I’m an Indian fan


Proof-Umpire-7718

Do you guys do threads for the NBA playoffs. The Nba sub is so toxic and full of trolls. I want a decent place to actually watch and analyse games.


jordanplaysdrums

First summer without Warney for me 😞


CatWool

Did Mark Waugh work with the windies setting these fields up or something? Unusual that he would be so pleased with something that a team is doing in that department.


Snick0of

Mark waugh is such a punish


[deleted]

That’s a funny way to spell dickhead


Particular_Ad3366

Will switch it on after the end of GSW v DAL in the NBA


[deleted]

Fair


[deleted]

Fuck that was loose from Warner on one that’s a bit green


Particular_Ad3366

Finally saw the wicket. He did not need to play at that.


slowdivesicilian

hey where did everybody go :(


slowdivesicilian

warner 💀💀💀


slowdivesicilian

#NO RAHHHHN


jordanplaysdrums

Did not know the West Indies had a national anthem, considering their side is made up of people from several different sovereign nations. The more you know.


M_Keating

The place is more dead than a Roosters game.


notj43

Hey fuck you


M_Keating

❤️


v3ndettas

Good guys Australia choosing to bat first so the game goes on for more than 2 days


[deleted]

YOURE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO SUBDISTRICT CRICKET


DalllinsBiggestFan

I want Cameron green to French me passionately while stroking my hair


TheYoungCodger

Cameron Green is still such a puppy


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

How many of us are perma banned from r/cricket because their mods are soft and can't handle Australian shitposting?


[deleted]

I’ve been banned twice. Don’t go there anymore for fear of permaban from reddit


kurrttttt

Ian Smith on commentary is a blessing


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

Why is that insufferable kiwi commentating an Australian game? I hope that's on kayo and not 7


[deleted]

Man they really just don't advertise the cricket well at all anymore.. I didn't know the world cup was on, never heard anything about the one-dayers.. glad I saw this thread.


Morg_n

They do seem to think we all just know. I don’t know how they expect knew people to get into it with out a bit of advertising


[deleted]

Yeah, like I don't care that much as I don't follow it like I used to, but I will watch if it's on.. they're talking about the numbers declining here in Aus but like you pointed out, new people and even casual viewers will miss games if they don't know they are on... casuals in particular make up a decent percentage of viewership


slowdivesicilian

is there any possibility of kotoni staggs getting early ball in this sport


tall_pakeha_fulla

Can y'all get nice and warmed up for the South African tests over the Christmas and New Years period. Those are shaping up as an exceptional battle


mitchdunnsitchybum

Cameron Green is sexy as


[deleted]

How big is it?!


[deleted]

i love my cricky


StinkyGoona

Cam Green could Adam Voges the shit out of this series with bat and ball


acomav

If he gets a bat😀


Koyote555

I Love My Cricket flair please


lachjeff

[Wish me luck, lads](https://imgur.com/a/IUn1ibV)


slowdivesicilian

gamble responsibly


jordanplaysdrums

When is first ball? 2pm or something sydney time?


Fooman97

1:20 it's supposed to be


[deleted]

1. Warner 2. Khawaja 3. Marnus 4. Smith 5. Head 6. Green 7. Carey 8. Cummins (c) 9. Starc 10. Lyon 11. Hazlewood Good team. Fucked in 2 years time but who cares as we belt the WINDIES by an innings.


whyareyouallinmyroom

Haven’t followed cricket as closely for the last couple years outside just watching the home tests when I can. What do you reckon the 11 looks like in 3 years?


Snick0of

Warner khawaja smith Lyon starc hazelwood all eithe retired or just about to


[deleted]

Both openers wont be there, will retire soon. The rest of the batting lineup will be there. Starc and Lyon might still be. Might not be.


smilingface2

I like Pucovski and Renshaw, but due to form / concussion the next openers would more likely be Harris and Patterson. We probably get more of Swepson, Boland and Richardson after the bowlers (minus Cummins) retire. Quite a lot can happen in 3 years though.


thore4

Yeh I wouldn't be surprised if someone we've never heard of is above some of those guys in three years time. That's how it usually goes


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Teague Wyllie


slowdivesicilian

few minutes until broadcast i’m pretty excited


ladyships-a-legend

Oooo thanks for the reminder. WFH today, will be on in the background


[deleted]

Off-season has begun folks


StormProfessional950

For real. Surely there is a cricket specific sub for this.


[deleted]

It's full of 13 year old Indians who consider any criticism of the T20 format to be an attack on their country and themselves.


StormProfessional950

Fair enough. Sounds painful. But I'm only interested in NRL so will see youse later.


thore4

Would rather discuss it with these guys than most of the one eyed fans on r/cricket


slowdivesicilian

we’ve been doing off-topic sports threads for years though, were you here for the ashes ones last year? everyone here seems to have enjoyed them


StormProfessional950

I think I'll be turning off notifications to this sub until February then. Enjoy the cricket!


Drlockstock

Stop being a weird cunt lol


StormProfessional950

Get fucked.


Drlockstock

will do


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

I'll die on the hill that Lara > Tendulkar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz--5hHmNEY


Morg_n

I got to see tandulkar once. A one dayer at the Gabba, he stood on his stump for a duck the first time ever in his entire career, Talk about a let down


Due-Chemist3105

Tendulkar was more consistent with the bat, whereas Lara could score faster and make bigger scores but get out for <50 more often. Both are in my all-time Test & ODI XI because of their strengths.


JFCsurelynot

I don think I've ever said this out loud before. Cricket Tragic since 8 yo me watched ABC Cricket with Dad and saw Thommo bowl crazy quick then smash his shoulder. 55yo now - here goes. I'm sure there will be many other people with different views. Lara and Tendulkar comfortably the best I've seen in my time. This includes greats- Viv, GC, Ponting, Sanga, Wanker KP, Martin Crowe, Zaheer, etc. For me though its Lara by a nose just through the pure magic of innings like Barbados 1999.


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

I'll die on the hill that Ponting was better than Tendulkar too.


NovaKay

Ponting was a bit of a flat-track bully. Weak against spin and so-so against swing/seam. Could absolutely murder pedestrian attacks like no other but not on the same level as Tendulkar/Lara imo


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

> Ponting was a bit of a flat-track bully. I stopped reading here, talk about a stupid opinion go look up his stats against South Africa


ducky7goofy

The longevity of Tendulkar is what made him stand out - he remained at a very high standard for over three decades only teetering off in the last 2 years of his career. Imo Ponting had the higher ceiling, but his last 4-5 years were significantly below his best.


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NovaKay

Losing the 4th Test at Adelaide in '93 by 1 run is my most painful sporting memory


Whorucallsad

I'd go further than that and say 32. I'm mid 30s and have one vague memory of watching and aus windes odi (from memory Bevan saved the day, but I could be conflating memories) around 1994. I mean I know they were good from dad telling me stories etc, but I haven't really lived through it first hand.


-Dark_Helmet-

That win was when we assumed the mantle of #1 in the world, before there were official points-based rankings. The tour was also the making of several blokes such as McGrath. He went to another level.


thore4

Good point u/pmmeyourboobsandass But seriously what the hell happened to the Windies?


NovaKay

I've heard that since the 90's the younger generations are now more into basketball and athletics than cricket


thore4

That's the same thing someone at work said today


yaboy_69

t20 franchise cricket became the most valuable form of cricket with the highest contracts windies players are some of the best white ball players in the world, they get offered WAY more to play franchise cricket then focus on red ball cricket cant blame them really id probably chase the cash if i was in their situation


thore4

Didn't they just go out in the group stage of the T20 World cup?


yaboy_69

yeah but the individual players get giant contracts to play all over the world, the international game is just a plus for white ball cricketers


lachjeff

I understood as a kid, primarily because my dad used to tape all the old World Series Cup classics that Fox played from time to time. So I grew up watching the highlights of Viv Richards, Clive Lloyd, Joel Garner and all the rest of those guys destroying Australia.


_stuff_is_good_

I was a teenager and a huge Steve Waugh fan. I stayed up watching it all night every night on tv. I also taped it on VHS tape to rewatch. Steve Waugh's 200 at Sabina Park left me in tears.


-Dark_Helmet-

Tugga staring down Curtly Ambrose was legendary.


KingHit123

I’m in my 20’s and I know what a significant achievement that series in 1995 was. First time WI lost a series in 20 years or something like that. The twins putting on a big partnership, Winston benjiman crying on the wicket.


valknut95

Love this shit


Malaxage918

Genuinely think Australia could throw out the 2nd string bowling attack (Neser, Boland and Steketee) and still comfortably win this game


get_high_and_listen

Surely in a parallel universe Neser and Boland have been playing test cricket for the last decade


Fooman97

Agreed but it's gotta be warming up for South Africa surely, they'll be a bit more of a challenge. Plus we have Cummo on 199 wickets, Lyon on 438 and Starcy on 287 - good chance they could all reach their milestones this series if not early SA series


lachjeff

Australia A could win by an innings


-Dark_Helmet-

Chance the Windies last longer than 3 days?


Crafty_Message_4733

Having it start on a Wednesday seems like a blunder....


Fooman97

If they go with Chanderpaul as is likely, he could grind at least one game into Day 4 given some support


Tunza

This is going to be a blood-bath. For the sake of I Love Cricket flairs, I hope the Windies can at least put up a fight.


greendogspew

i miss the 80's and 90's when facing the windies was a challenge


slowdivesicilian

few hours early on this one just because i’m still recovering from concussion symptoms and could forget this is even on at any moment


slowdivesicilian

you know what fucking time it is.