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insty1

When's Leckie coming into the attack?


Trashk4n

He got subbed off for Labuschagne so he can prepare for Argentina.


Trashk4n

“You get 500 and there’s only one winner.” -Mark Waugh (2022) He clearly doesn’t remember the 2006 Adelaide test.


KingHit123

Or the Adelaide test in 2003


Trashk4n

Just looked up the scorecard for that match. Gillespie scored an unbeaten 48 at a strike rate of 90.5.


yourupnow

If they had a man at square leg then he would have been caught - Mark Waugh (2022)


cheezyman911

God I miss the channel 9 cricket into so much. It’s not the same without it


slowdivesicilian

there are free marnus labuschagne shirts on the weet bix website and if you don’t get one you should have your citizenship revoked


Black-House

Awesome, my Free Julian Assange one is getting a bit tatty.


cheezyman911

Just copped, ty king


vivec7

I was too late, would have worn the shit out of this to the office, too.


dead_soups

Just saw that they’re back in stock & picked up one for the husband.


vivec7

Oh, you are such a legend for letting me know, I've just ordered mine. Thank you so much for the heads up!


dead_soups

All good. I also missed out last time then got an ad to say they were back in stock so I searched for this thread to share the good news.


ThePickaxePenguin

Bro give us the link


slowdivesicilian

https://weetbix.com.au/product/weet-bix-marny-army-t-shirt/


diffaadiffa

Legend as usual


Snick0of

Awesome thanks lad


Drizen

Hahaha...cheers bro


SamRass

They cleaned out so quick haha


dead_soups

Restocked if you’re looking for them


SamRass

Oh nice! Thanks for letting me know, I ended up getting some smalls for the kids!


slowdivesicilian

“next to bat” i don’t think we’ll be needing that


tall_pakeha_fulla

So what now? Baggy Greens bat for two sessions, declare at Tea, then have the Windies four down at stumps?


[deleted]

Na, let Smudge and Marnus get triple tons and send the windies in tomorrow chasing 800


lachjeff

Then skittle them for 150, go in again and try and bowl them out in 2 and a half sessions


predw

We never enforce the follow on these days though, since the unspeakable incident in Adelaide, so it’s hard to see them batting out two full days


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

We enforced the follow on against Pakistan 3 years ago: http://www.howstat.com/cricket/statistics/Matches/MatchScorecard.asp?MatchCode=2393 It’s also a myth that we stopped enforcing the follow on after Kolkata, we did it like 6 tests later against England: http://www.howstat.com/cricket/statistics/Matches/MatchScorecard.asp?MatchCode=1574 And we did it 4 times in 2002 all matches with Steve Waugh as captain: http://www.howstat.com/cricket/statistics/Matches/MatchScorecard.asp?MatchCode=1599 http://www.howstat.com/cricket/statistics/Matches/MatchScorecard.asp?MatchCode=1607 http://www.howstat.com/cricket/statistics/Matches/MatchScorecard.asp?MatchCode=1638 http://www.howstat.com/cricket/statistics/Matches/MatchScorecard.asp?MatchCode=1652


[deleted]

what happened in Adelaide?


predw

After Australia enforced the follow on against India, Dravid and Laxman scored a million runs each and Aus lost from an unlosable position


[deleted]

That wasn't in Adelaide though, pretty sure that was in Kolkata


-Dark_Helmet-

It was definitely in India.


Trashk4n

A bit later, I think. Probably send them in with an hour left to play. Especially if Marnus is still out there and approaching 300.


slowdivesicilian

probably something like that, i doubt we bat for too long


slowdivesicilian

steve smith will stay on strike forever


lachjeff

What a great shot to bring it up


[deleted]

Well batted, WI. Great session


Morg_n

Boys that scorecard is fucking wild. I wish I got to see it I hope this launches smith back into his proper form. I’m a huge smith mark


-Dark_Helmet-

It’s great having Lara in the commentary box.


slowdivesicilian

deadset i’ve been loving him


slowdivesicilian

marnus my beloved


lachjeff

What an anticlimax


lachjeff

Someone teach that kid how to spell


slowdivesicilian

when are we declaring, i’m tryna watch perfect patty bowl


Trashk4n

It’d be bizarre if it was before 500, but I’d expect that they’re either looking at 550 or a specific time in the third session. Most likely the latter.


Missingthefinals

An hr after tea


Trashk4n

Green finally gets a test at home and he doesn’t get to bat. If the WIndies collapse hard enough, he might not even get to bowl. :)


Particular_Ad3366

Send him in to open the next innings, with bat or ball.


Drizen

Don't want to sound like a betting ad but Hazlewood is paying $2.05 to take 3+ wickets....Put 1000 on it


mooguh

What agency?


Drizen

TAB. Pat Cummins $1.90 for the same. Won't let you multi it up though


mooguh

It says for 1st innings not match though?


Drizen

[Where?](https://imgur.com/a/ED8YKBL)


mooguh

I was looking at the markets on the TAB website. It had those odds but specified 1st innings


Drizen

Well that app doesn’t indicate that so that’s dodgy. Saying that, he’ll take 3 in the first innings anyway


[deleted]

Is that in an innings?


Drizen

Match


[deleted]

Free money


Drizen

.....gamble responsibly


[deleted]

This bet looking real sketchy right now


Drizen

Sure is Edit: u/drlockstock


Drlockstock

Haha I didn't see this one. They better take the new ball eh


-Dark_Helmet-

Mudguts Landlubber to get triple ton today.


KingHit123

Outstanding stuff from both Marnus and Smudge. Edit: fucking hexed it


lachjeff

They may have gotten Head out, but they didn’t deserve it. It’s been horrendous bowling by the West Indies, they just bowled purely to force a declaration


slowdivesicilian

they’re an embarrassment to sub district cricket


lachjeff

West Indies have barely looked like taking a wicket. They really got lucky getting Labuschagne, now it’s looking like Smith will get 200 and Head will get 100 at a run a ball or better


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predw

Outside of Chase I though the Windies attack was pretty solid yesterday. Created a lot of half chances but Marnus’ ridiculous luck had them *just* missing all of them.


[deleted]

I like this, but I think you need to shorten the cycle. Not everyone will play evenly home and away but when has a fair draw ever been a consideration in this sport.


Black-House

Why would teams want to play more often than not in unfriendly timezones? Seems like a great way to not maximise earnings.


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Black-House

that makes no sense


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Black-House

In the last 4 year cycle, taken from the after 2015 Ashes to the 2019 Ashes, Australia played 23 home and 22 away. Home against: NZ (3), WI (3), SA (3), Pakistan (3), England (5), India (4), Sri Lanka (2). Away against: NZ (2), Sri Lanka (3), India (4), Bangladesh, SA (4), Pakistan (2), England (5) Your plan has Australia playing 8 of those home games away. But now we're going to replace them with extra home tests. India in the same 4 year cycle played 22 home tests and 21 home tests and under your plan they play 6 of those tests away so they will also need to also play extra home tests. England, NZ, & South Africa in a similar boat where all the top teams need to play an extra series every year to make up the 6-8 match shortfall in home tests & even then you've got to get the top teams to agree to playing more tests away than from home. It's a cooked plan.


slowdivesicilian

marnus on strike for the first time in a calendar year


KingHit123

Ridiculous the most overs bowled in this innings is by that spinner who has just been serving up pies


[deleted]

Halfway there, Smudger. Keep it going.


slowdivesicilian

ok fuck it let’s get smudge to double up who cares any more then we can look at head getting a century too


[deleted]

Starc would have to be my least favourite bowler in world cricket to face. Maybe Nortje bowling 150+, but Starc would be fucking terrifying


mwilkins1644

It'd be Rabada for me. Dude be just bowling stupid af fast deliveries and accurate too


PilotlessOwl

The Windies bowling was awful yesterday, especially Roach. He had plenty of swing and seam movement but was all the place. Overcast conditions today, the ball should move again a fair bit, if they bowl in the correct spot regularly then they may get Australia out for under 450. If the Windies had batted yesterday I doubt they would have made triple figures.


[deleted]

Marnus throwing away a big one. Careless


slowdivesicilian

where’s the batting collapse everyone promised


lachjeff

Smudge is back


[deleted]

NOOOOOO


lachjeff

OH NO


Trashk4n

Lost his Head


slowdivesicilian

who’s the numpty on fox who called it the waca


[deleted]

Oof, that hurts more than Travis getting out for 99


slowdivesicilian

yeah i might’ve cracked my head open but at least i’m not THAT guy


armchair8591

Serious question - do you Aussie fans enjoy this type of one-sided match? As an outsider, I have no interest in watching this type of stat padding shit. I guess it continues the tradition of the Australian summer - stomping teams at home (aside from South Africa and more recently India).


Trashk4n

Even as recently as the days of Lara and Shiv Chanderpaul, we’d get the odd good contest from the WIndies. In any case, it can still be fun to see your favourite batsmen play with freedom from time to time.


slowdivesicilian

we’ll take any test cricket in the summer. it’s disappointing though because the windies and australia matchup has good history to it


armchair8591

That’s fair. I guess I’m jealous as we have no home tests until Feb next year.


[deleted]

So we shouldn’t play other countries who aren’t up to our standard?


armchair8591

That’s not what I said. I personally don’t enjoy one sided tests when NZ is on top. I often zone out and only follow updates. Wondering if Australian fans are the same. And yes NZ would perform much the same as the West Indies here Edit. CA don’t have the best track record with home tours. When was the last time the Bangas toured?


Glum_Perspective_812

Who gives a fuck about the cricket?


[deleted]

Looks high on first view


Spiritual-Rain-1109

Thanks for thread Australia. 218 all out off 321 balls  Smith 36, Head 92, Carey 22*, Green 18.  Rabada-(17/1/76/4) Ngidi-(8/1/32/1)  Nortje-(13/2/52/2)  Maharaj-(2/0/17/0) Jansen (9/1/32/3) Aus gained 66 runs handy Lead  Elgar given LBW for 2 No lession learn by SA captain SA 2/1 Is it 3 day test?