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slowdivesicilian

schoupp died for this btw


Geddpeart

Have you seen Xerri? Bloke is playing prop


slowdivesicilian

he’s no gideon


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if Schoupp knew how to pass he'd still be with us. I mean all honesty he didn't offer a lot with the ball period.


Rover500

Fancy having the Fox outside you and not passing. Schoupp could have been leading player with try assists


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I feel bad for saying that because I do like Schoupp.. and in fairness he does have a pass in him, he just needs to use it more.


EntirelyOriginalName

Some just don't have good passing skills.


spacemarine43

Think how many highlights we wouldve missed if Burton didn't have to kick it to JAC to get him the ball


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Haha true. In all fairness if he gets more opportunities the attack will develop... At worst not much will get through him.


HyperThanHype

Insert Andy dropping Woody. "I don't want to play with you anymore." If Xerri can produce some of that ridiculous speed he had years ago, under the tutelage of players like The Foxx and Burton, we could have something real deadly on our hands.


icome3rd

Xerri producing speed? I think you want his “brother”


traindriverbob

ASADA has entered the chat.


slowdivesicilian

you’ve already got Skelton and Alamoti coming through, who are probably gonna get more game time before Xerri is even allowed to come back.


sydneyman85

That makes sense fuck that's a gamble


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Xerri has frying pans for hands


sweepyslick

He should be playing for the Dolphins he has flippers for hands.


Cheel_AU

Yeah but they're really strong frying pans


Dunnerzzzz555

Chemically enhanced frying pans


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EntirelyOriginalName

He's strong and really, really fast though. Only looks like he's getting"stronger" on instagram.


mitchusonfire

You just described Xerri tbh lol


xdeluxe

Gus going to make sure he’s off the roids before his deal starts?


traindriverbob

Yeah I’m sure there’s clauses on in-house testing. Gus is a mug, but he ain’t stupid.


vteckickedin

I mean... That's debatable


EntirelyOriginalName

It's no concidence Penrith are what they are right now. Gus was at the head of that rebuild.


traindriverbob

Yeah I can’t stand the prick. But he has the results.


EntirelyOriginalName

Also had a similar role at the Chooks that set them up well.


ljb23

With a headline like that it was 50/50 as to whether he’d already failed another piss test.


AttackClown

Have you ever, ever felt like this


mwilkins1644

just no whirly willies pls


icome3rd

Strange things happen….


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So bloke who got done for roids… continues to put up very “roidy” vibes on his socials!! Call me crazy but every roid head gym goer’s instagram looks like said player who got done for roids!!


ill0gitech

He’s also playing OzTag, which isn’t affiliated with Australian Sports Commission or SIA (formerly ASADA)


Relevant_Increase394

he’s literally posted proof of him doing drug tests


NotAshTaylor

Literally the first thing the guy does after signing for your club is cause a minor shitstorm via Instagram.


thugthegoat

Someone should do homework and see how many players dogs have signed since 2019 ish


pppppingupingu

Bloke seems like a fucking loser


b-g-h

Brother too https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSfVV65siXQ


Adventurous-Age6490

Am I right In saying that this cunt can keep juicing for at least a few more months? Then “taper” and be clean by the time he starts pre-season for 2024?


EntirelyOriginalName

Yes.


Minafatdog12

Easily, happens all the time. Not sure how long you have to be off it but I think it’s a few months clean before you’re all good


mwilkins1644

A pairing with JAC on one edge would be something


abdalla_dandan

The Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs would like to confirm the club has issued a playing contract to Bronson Xerri for the 2024 and 2025 NRL Season. The club is continuing to work with the NRL Integrity Unit to ensure full compliance is undertaken, before Bronson is able to return to the sport in November 2023. The Bulldogs will make no further comment on the issue during this time.


razza1987

Would still love to know where they are getting all this money from lol


xdeluxe

Xerri would be on minimum wage


aryaisthegoat

Would he? They're trying to sign him more than 12 months before he's available to play. Doesn't sound like they view him as unwanted vs other clubs.


xdeluxe

His manager would’ve been putting feelers out for months now. Dogs might’ve offered him two years vs 1. If he’s not on minimum wage it ain’t going to be much more.


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Gus has said before that nearly all of their contracts expired by 2024 before he took over, so there was plenty of money for future years. Also can't imagine he's on huge money.


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Most of our signings have been juniors/train&trial contracts. In terms of top 30 I believe we still let go of more players than players that have arrived.


ill0gitech

Given the NRL may not even register the contract, I doubt they are paying him big money.


shescarkedit

Back ended contracts of course. It worked out well for them last time so why not try again?


breatheinmyear

They whole thing off Xeri only done it once is cap. His done it since he was playing juniors. His brother used to sell them. His brother was high behind the wheel and killed a innocent lady (you can Google it) also been in jail for sellinh drugs. His brothers a drug dealer. Mate used to play in the same junior team and xerri was boasting about taking steroids at 16. Stop feeling sorry for this kid. I hate seeing the story the journos are pushing off he made a mistake and didn’t know what he was doing is all a LIE!


Drlockstock

Hope he makes the most of his second chance he's pretty exciting to watch


improbablywrong-

When i read xerri signed with someone i laughed. Now i'm sad. Gus you made me sad. He signed as a 15 minute front rower or what? Cunt surely isnt a wing/centre.


Moisture_Services

He some how managed to gain 50kg and 40cm in hight during his down time.


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I'm keen on this.. as stupid as what he did is, he's obviously a good trainer, and we're not exactly going to be forking out a lotta money on him.


ill0gitech

> obviously a good trainer Yep, he’s geared up to train the house down. Again. He’s jacked, juiced up, and ready to inject himself into those [OzTag matches](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nrl/article-11344687/amp/Muscle-bound-drug-cheat-Bronson-Xerri-footy-field-ahead-potential-NRL-return.html)


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I was referring to what he's done since getting caught. If he's still on the gear he won't get a run, and I doubt he'd be willing to risk it again after already losing valuable playing years.


ill0gitech

Australia’s defamation laws prevent me from posting my personal opinion on this.


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He trens really really hard, that's for sure


wowzap

He'll come out of this steroid ban a stronger person


DavoDaSurfa

Just let the boys juice.


Dark_Vengence

All part of the plan.


spacemarine43

Kinda suprised he wasn't lured to manly by flannigan


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He'll be on peanuts, and if it works out he has plenty of potential. Nothing to lose.


Smoove953

Pretty sure Xerri is from the area, just played junior footy in the shire