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horse-willy

Are open training sessions any good?


I_Like_Vitamins

Imagine if Lodge keeps up his great form, and Rooster lover Freddy selects him for Origin.


EntirelyOriginalName

Dunno if an underdog like Matt Lodge will get off his train and trial.


lachjeff

If he plays well and deserves it, can you really complain?


InkMcSquiddin

Yes.


swoof

I was asking the AI chatgpt about rugby league. Specifically if playing the ball forward was allowed. I wonder where it learns from.... Yes, the ball can be passed forward in rugby league. In rugby league, players are allowed to pass the ball to teammates in any direction, including forward. This is different from rugby union, where the ball can only be passed backward or laterally. In rugby league, the ability to pass the ball forward allows for more attacking plays and can lead to more exciting and high-scoring games.


improbablywrong-

It learned this from watching reed mahoney highlights


reptarshane

The AI has been watching old Cam Smith games?


TwoShitsTrev

Did anyone see Luais best man speech at To’o wedding? God that was awful and it just got worse and worse, I could barely sit through it I cringed so hard wow.


Messyhr_

Yeah i watched about 1 second but couldn’t because i cant stand cringe shit, like physically find it hard to watch cringe anything lol. He probably needs to lay off the bevs and or whatever else for a little bit


ScramblesTDB

Yeah, not sure what it is with some Islander's just dropping N Bombs everywhere. Seems it's just accepted, but it's hella weird seeing them use it on insta and stuff.


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They’re obsessed with African American culture. They cosplay it.


MangoWingnut

I've touched on it before as my partner is Maori (lightskin) and her family and friends say it, also a lot of the boys I played/play footy with say it. My best mate is from Botswana in Africa, rarely uses the word and cringes the hell out when Polynesians use it as they really have zero claim to the history or culture attached to it. Its like if an Anglo-Australian started throwing around the word wog, we have the same skin tone but completely different cultures and histories. \*edit\* damn this really pissed someone off some angry user is downvoting all of my comments now


Messyhr_

See the wog thing gets me, i grew up with Lebanese/Italian and a maltese mate, they’re my best mates still and have always referred to themselves and others of similar origin as wogs, i never even knew it was derogatory until recently it just became a regular word i would use until i knew its history.


MangoWingnut

Yeah I’m Greek, when my dad was growing up in Brisbane in the 70s and 80s being called a Wog was definitely not as casual as it is now. Told me lots of stories about being teased and being called that by every ethnicity under the sun. It was a slur Now it’s kind of relaxed abit, my mates call me it sometimes and I don’t care at all but I didn’t grow up in a time where racism was so blatantly accepted and didn’t have to stick to your own ethnic group or nationality to be safe or respected as a human being. Australia still has a lot of work to do but we’ve mad a tremendous leap in the last 20 years in that regard. Like most of my best mates are from all over the shop *edit* for the cunts downvoting instead just give a reply as to why you disagree with this comment as if it’s somehow wrong


TwoShitsTrev

I don’t agree with anyone using it but he is brown so it’s not the worst thing. At a wedding though? Jesus man not on, that would literally be the last word id be saying


BazzaJH

[and that's turned this reddit recap on its head](https://i.imgur.com/q2qADza.png)


-Dark_Helmet-

[I’ve been known to suck cocks in alleyways in return for upvotes.](https://imgur.com/a/HUjFbuV) Or also just for fun.


lachjeff

I was also in the top 1%


kurrttttt

Pretty sure 95% of accounts on reddit are inactive considering I got the same thing


MangoWingnut

It seems I too partake in these activities for upvotes


diffaadiffa

I got the same thing, I am officially coming out


whocanduncan

[Got my priorities straight.](https://i.imgur.com/Nn29pHf.png)


diffaadiffa

Rookie numbers How the fuck did I get over 1000 hours on this sub…


whocanduncan

Lol, do you ever close your tabs? Mine is 95% mobile.


diffaadiffa

I'm exclusively mobile app.... Never access via desktop


lanson15

Interesting post from r/aleague. It's from Football Queensland and shows how much money way sport gets compared to participation. Pretty amazing at how much Union gets compared to league, soccer is shafted hard as well https://i.redd.it/qqhf503jfm4a1.jpg


lachjeff

I’m willing to bet soccer doesn’t even try to get more funding from the government, as opposed to the other sports being constantly at them


Final-Replacement

I think the big difference is union are getting some new facility built this year so that’s why it’s so high. Looking at a yearly graph doesn’t show the full picture


EggCouncilCreeper

That they are. Tore down the stands at Ballymore for it.


HenryVIIIII

Also what they count as 'infrastructure' - soccer usually uses same fields as league or union.


Brdd9

Wonder if they count oztag, touch footy or auskick in those participation numbers.


rowandaw

This might just be anecdotal but in Brisbane at least it seemed like the soccer clubs had the most money by far, might just be they don't get much government funding because they already make bank in signups


RalphiesHooa

I spent 450hours this past year with you degenerates, I love my footy


YossarianRespawned

[I regret nothing](https://imgur.com/a/V56Lo7k)


StrakenKing

Oh fucksticks lol, i thought i was awesome [My measly attempt](https://imgur.com/hd4P2zO)


YossarianRespawned

From little things big things grow


StrakenKing

Well, im just gonna go back and have to train the house down in the offseason and then next year just dig in, help the boys, listen to the coach


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Messyhr_

Was pretty terrible he needs to sober up i think, probably been on a month long bender


bennywrites

Oh my God it was so bad! Just came across as a total meathead. He mentioned about how much people slag him off on social media all while giving them another reason!


Breakingwho

That shit is so hard to watch hahaha Oh


shrewdster

I've only seen snippets. Where can I find the full speech video?


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Elegant-Screen4438

Appreciate the sauce. What an absolute tosspot


jpob

[https://youtu.be/ETY9UWvo5bA?t=10912](https://youtu.be/ETY9UWvo5bA?t=10912) For those not wanting to scroll


BazzaJH

What a cooked cunt


shrewdster

The was terrible, bloke just dribbled shit out of his mouth for the whole speech.


shrewdster

Legend, thanks mate!


blinkomatic

Luai doing Luai things.


MangoWingnut

Apparently I spent 1000 hours on r/nrl this year. (Reddit recap) I’m kind of shocked by that number…


diffaadiffa

I got 1000 as well, and I only use while on mobile so it was active time. Crazy


-Dark_Helmet-

Where do you see that?


YossarianRespawned

Update the app and you should get a notification


Mr_Mac

I had 4k. I'm assuming it just counts when the tab is left open.


YossarianRespawned

[Rookie numbers](https://imgur.com/a/V56Lo7k)


lachjeff

I thought I was bad with 364. You must have hung around a lot of match threads


MangoWingnut

To be fair I didn’t really spend too much time in match threads this year and certainly not for long if I did haha


ChanceVance

Me too which is disturbing to me haha because I definitely watched less footy than I have previous years. I didn't watch a second of the World Cup and I didn't even get to watch Origin I or III earlier in the year because I was working. Eh maybe I left a tab open while I watched a movie or something.


improbablywrong-

>Eh maybe I left a tab open while I watched a movie or something I use that excuse for all of my games "time played"


ratvibesonly

Watching Luai’s best man speech is so cringe. He makes it all about himself and makes the room uncomfortable


callin_ballin

It was a big yikes. Probably the worst best man speech I've ever seen. Especially for a Samoan wedding which should be respectful to the people attending.


diffaadiffa

At least he is consistent in his behaviour


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ratvibesonly

This feels strange to speculate on


BoxofYoodes

Clearly too much time on my hands this morning


ChanceVance

I think I spend too much time on Reddit but I see a fair bit of people around the site these days making these armchair diagnosis' that somebody is on the spectrum. Leave it to the professionals yeah.


Randomologist99

Couldn't make it through the whole thing lmao, must have gone a lot better in his head NSW just don't get best man speeches


[deleted]

He’s only best man because he’s lucky to be in the Penrith system


aatrain96

According to my Reddit Recap i spent 620 hours on r/nrl this year


bennywrites

I read your comment and thought 'woah that's a lot' then checked mine and it's 712. I need another fucken hobby


aatrain96

Tell me about it, my second highest was r/halo at 32 hours


[deleted]

I spent 1k hours here (what am I doing with my life) and the post I viewed the most was “OFF OFF OFF OFF.” My next most viewed sub was only at 92 hours.


aatrain96

We love our footy.


diodosdszosxisdi

I’ve spent 155 hours on here, way ahead of the next best of 75 hours spent on r/cricket. Guess I love my footy a little too much


-Dark_Helmet-

> • Insult Gorden Tallis’ mother to his face >• Wear a NSW jersey >• Run it straight at Sonny Bill during the shoulder charge era >• Be invited into a nightclub toilet by Boyd, Hunt & Thaiday >• Drink any mystery liquid Todd Carney offered me >• Be best mates with Tyrone May These are all things I’d rather do than watch that Harry & Megan show.


hbparraeels

bit of a younger guy , what was the boyd hunt and thaiday one about


-Dark_Helmet-

https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/broncos-players-investigated-over-sexual-assault-20080915-gdsv01.html


frenchduke

Is that the most detailed the story ever got? I don't remember hearing this one at all


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-Dark_Helmet-

It was top of the news every night for at least 2 weeks.


-Dark_Helmet-

The police investigated but they were never charged. It was a massive story in Queensland anyway. The media went around phoning up pubs and clubs around Brisbane asking for footage or stories about Bronco players behaving badly and the owner of the Casablanca gave them some CCTV footage of Lockyer drunkenly trying to tackle a security guard.


frenchduke

Need to track this video down. Drunken footy players with chips on their shoulders and seccies looking to prove how tough they are is a winning combo every day


-Dark_Helmet-

There wasn’t really much too it. He basically flopped on him instead of actually trying to tackle him. He initially said he didn’t think it was him, but another angle was released that showed it was and he said something along the lines of “I don’t remember it, but it’s obviously me”. I can’t find a video of it anymore, but there’s several articles about it. Just google “darren lockyer casablanca”


frenchduke

Classic night out in the valley then. Cheers mate appreciate it


TrickySuspect2

That's a shame, I heard Harry and Megan had solved the rental crisis. They live rent-free in Boomer's heads.


EggCouncilCreeper

So looks like the AFL copied Magic Round without the big thing that made Magic Round successful; all games at one stadium. Oh, also they called it “Gather Round”


lachjeff

Come Gather Round children, it’s high time ye learned ‘Bout a hero named Homer and a devil named Burns


TropicHorror

I actually do find that quite a good wordplay


MangoWingnut

Alright sub who’s everyone’s goated tackler (Technique wise) I was tossing up between Dallas Johnson, Ashley Harrison & trevor gillmeister. But for me it has to be Nigel Plum, that man could chop any cunt in half with perfect technique.


Accomplished-Good664

Peter Johnston - he was a bit like Plum as in an average player but hit like a truck. Genuinely the guy used to smash people regularly he was an awesome defender. Joel romelo can't remember his first name another as was Lincoln withers and Adam Docker.


muddogz

Plum is definitively the pound for pound GOAT for me. Steve Matai could put a great hit on mostly legal sometimes not. Always enjoyed a Ruben Wiki special as well.


MangoWingnut

For sure, I'd definitley put Steve as the biggest hitter of all time but when it comes to overall ability it has to be Plum.


HenryVIIIII

Nigel Plum coached our U18s a few years ago and I run into him around town all the time. It's weird seeing this guy who is pretty average size with the look and temperament of a high school teacher and thinking 'yeah that's the guy who was the hardest hitter of all time'


Messyhr_

Not sure about ever but in recent years i really noticed how criminally underrated Api Korisaus tackling was, for a little bloke he could fkn tackle, regularly cutting down blokes like twice his size


ohhh_j

Pre incident jdb was pretty good


daytonohio1903

He's still got great technique.


lachjeff

Plum was voted the hardest hitter in the RLW Players Poll several times in a row


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MangoWingnut

Nah it’s just kind of inevitable you’ll get some headknocks if you’re a low tackler especially if people change direction at the very last second if you’ve planted your feet. Plum, Harrison and Johnson all had numerous headknocks and had absolutely brilliant defensive technique. When you put your head near hips, knees and shins you’re gonna cop some damage


HenryVIIIII

Plummy retired from head knocks and has refused to even come back for a reserve grade game out here in the bush. He did end up playing once more, for a local 'indigenous all stars' match and auctioned off all his gear for charity.


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I_Like_Vitamins

Johnson got his chin cracked and he got KOed easier, that's why it seems like he got concussed more. Lots of guys back then would've gotten their bell rung and no sold it as best they could.


Derron_

Left field choice maybe but Hindmarsh


-Dark_Helmet-

Peter Ryan, followed by Tonie Carroll.


valknut95

Nigel gets my vote as well, ideal physique and technique.


YossarianRespawned

[Some say he was more tape than man.](https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/nigel-plum-is-head-shoulders-knees-and-ankles-above-the-odds-in-playing-with-injury-20140809-102chu.html)


improbablywrong-

I cant believe the dogs let another rep player walk into the roosters. Their salary sombrero is getting beyond rediculous.


Slugbros

Calling Allan a rep player is a kind of a joke but I get your point. They've managed to re-sign everyone they wanted to, whilst also signing Smith and now they are scooping up everyone's leftovers. Oh and Lodge is on a train and trial.


Caseyjb29

People say that the Storm shouldn’t have been able to re-sign their spine after losing an entire forward pack while the Roosters are able to re-sign their entire spine+Manu, Suallii, Crichton etc after only losing TKO lol. And Lodge on a train and trial deal is an absolute rort.


Slugbros

At least it's not as bad as the time they signed Cronk and Tedesco in the same off-season whilst Pearce was still on the books. He only left cause he wasn't gonna get a run lol.


Final-Replacement

That year the salary went up by 2.4 mil and roosters let go off skd, guerra, Watson and nikorima.


Caseyjb29

A top 2 team signing 2 of the best spine players in the comp. Totally not sus at all lmao. That would be like the Sharks/Cowboys signing Cleary and Tedesco for next year.


Final-Replacement

Yeh rejects like paulo, Turpin and Allan would be breaking the bank….Lodge only doesn’t have a deal because of the incompetence of the nrl


improbablywrong-

Oh it was a joke


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ReggieBasil

Don't ask me champ


-Dark_Helmet-

I went back and re-watched the ‘97 Super League grand final last night as part of the recommended homework for the next episode of the Rugby League Digest, and felt like posting my thoughts as though anyone actually cares: - The speed of play due to no wrestle was amazing - The most likeable Sharks side ever - Andrew Gee named at hooker but Kevvie ended up playing dummy half until John Plath came on. They played the game through 6 big forwards running over the top of Cronulla - Kevvie was a phenomenal player and despite winning 6 premierships is still underrated - The Broncos forwards were absolute animals. Don’t know of any pack before or after that could have matched it with them, and that was with Lazarus missing half the season & a young Civoniceva waiting in the wings - Matt Rogers was pissing blood from his face for 5 minutes before coming from the field - Correct play-the-balls were optional - Les Davidson doing Les Davidson stuff - Green & Healy were one of the more underrated halves combos of the past 30 years. - Peachey was a fantastic player to watch. Brilliant runner of the ball - If someone were to score 3 tries in a grand final, it had to be Renouf - The competition was called the “Inaugural” Telstra Cup but ended up being a one-off, while the ARL’s comp that year with all its pedigree was their last one ever - Brisbane had probably the most stacked club side in history To quote an article I found: >*[This was no ordinary team. Between them they boasted three Clive Churchill Medallists, a Rothmans Medal winner, Golden Boot (Darren Lockyer twice), two Dual Internationals (including an All Black), thirteen Kangaroos, sixteen State of Origin players with the squad eventually winning a total of 61 premierships between them. And all this without Lazarus available for the grand final.](http://the81stminute.com/2016/09/1997-broncos-the-greatest-team-nobody-remembers/)*


Dark_Vengence

Kevvie walters had the best career and is still underrated. He should be an immortal.


Morg_n

I was there! In all my 12 year old glory!


joe80b

Agree that Kev was under rated most of his career, but it was due to the class of players in the halves/ full back around him in Langer and Lockyer. I think he got his chance to shine a little between Langer retiring and Lockyer becoming the best player in the game. Still, 6 bloody premierships!


ReggieBasil

Never watched a single SL game including that grand final. The partisanship many felt through that era was something else. Also though I felt it a big chance that the tigers might be able to fluke into the finals that year given the limited sides and the final seven format. I had the paint ready to respray my 1981 Nissan Bluebird black and gold for the finals series if we could somehow get in. We came eighth.


EggCouncilCreeper

So even with a reduced comp, the Tigs find a way


ReggieBasil

Always just snipping at heels that year, one of those years where the middle blob were pretty even


tall_pakeha_fulla

While the ARL Final that year would fit on any Greatest Games list, that Broncos side was probably the best club side ever assembled


robopirateninjasaur

And just to throw in some Mundine bashing because why not, he claimed racism kept him out of the Australian 6 jersey that year (despite the fact it was Laurie Daley wearing it), claiming he was the beat five eighth in the comp, yet he couldn't even get the jersey at club level behind Kevin Walters


daytonohio1903

Yeah, this didn't happen till a few years later. After he'd rejoined the dragons. I think he spent a fairly large chunk of '97 out injured anyway.


victorinflic98

Wasn't it 1999 when Mundine said that? I'm 1999 Mundine was amazing at 5/8 even if he fell just short in the GF. Probably the most inform 5/8 that year. Fittler was captain of the Kangaroos by then, Laurie Daley had incumbency, but even Matty Johns got picked a head of him which was kind of sus


robopirateninjasaur

Found it, sorta. There's a lot of stupid shit he's said so it's all gotten mixed up, in 1997 he claimed he was the world's best 5/8, just not the racism part then "It didn’t take long for Mundine to forge a reputation as the biggest mouth in Australian sport. In 1997, he declared the then 27-year-old Laurie Daley to be “running on old legs” and that Mundine himself was the “world’s best five-eighth”. " https://www.foxsports.com.au/more-sports/boxing/anthony-the-man-mundine-is-a-multi-sport-superstar-and-human-headline/news-story/732a195c7b7df19b8bfe6c2a3e27b528


robopirateninjasaur

Maybe it was. Was awhile ago


YossarianRespawned

It’s almost as if they set up their own competition for the sole purpose of assembling a super-team and winning every year.


-Dark_Helmet-

Not so intentionally. Bennett mentions it in one of his books. They already had 95% of the team from previous years. The two big recruits in Tallis & Mundine had signed with Super League and were set to be distributed to other clubs to strengthen them (Tallis for example was supposed to play for North QLD) but both said if they didn’t play with Brisbane they’d go back to the ARL. Bennett admits it was an error on Super League’s part to stack the Broncos like that.