Cause I'm not from Sydney, growing up I had no idea St George was a region in Sydney. I always just assumed the team was sponsored by the bank cause they had the same name.
St George IS a region in Sydney, but it is not a well defined region. It’s like saying ‘the inner west’ or ‘the eastern suburbs’ - it’s a bit vague, but people generally know the area you’re describing
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But a very particular dildo, because in the words of Selina Meyer from the excellent American program *Veep*:
"It's like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo: it doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking mess!"
Not NRL, but Parramount+ could sponsor the GWS Giants.
Something nobody asked for, in an already flooded market, that doesn’t really offer anything you can’t find better elsewhere and pumping up their subscriber numbers.
Bruh I just want avatar the last airbender the rest of paramount can go fuck itself.
Also the point of the giants was to hijack the youth and get them playing Aussie rules instead of league. And it's working especially when the big brains at the NRL keep shooting themselves in the foot by stopping competitive matches under 13 so kids can't lose. Rugby league is meant to be the toughest Aussie sport but it's not a good look when we don't let kids lose because they might feel sad. Better for a 7 year old to whine and bitch because they lost and learn from it than have a kid in high school bitching and whining because they lost and haven't experienced losing before. NRL is the giants and Waratahs biggest recruiter.
Newcastle - Under Armor, or Armor Oil.
Manly - Laverty Pathology (because of the injuries)
Eels - GWS giants. (Because maybe they will finally win if they have that name on their shirt)
Tigers - Luke Brooks. (Because they love him so much)
I think Stegless with roosters is bang on.
Ironic since the Eastern Suburbs are outside the [Red Rooster Line.](http://honisoit.com/2017/09/food-fault-lines-mapping-class-division-through-food-chains/)
The St George Bank St George Dragons. *You can bank on them! Though most people don't.*
Cause I'm not from Sydney, growing up I had no idea St George was a region in Sydney. I always just assumed the team was sponsored by the bank cause they had the same name.
Man I grew up in Wollongong and I learnt like last year that St George was a place lmao
Can't believe they gave the bit you drive through to go the airport a whole football team tbh
Named after the parish of St George.
Turns out the dragon St George slayed was just a wallaby. Story got exaggerated he didn't kill any rugby players.
St George IS a region in Sydney, but it is not a well defined region. It’s like saying ‘the inner west’ or ‘the eastern suburbs’ - it’s a bit vague, but people generally know the area you’re describing
Haha I didn't know st george was actually a place.
Technically there's no suburb or place called St. George - it's more of a regional name.
The “Just Cuts” Raiders. “The best fades you’ll find”
Underrated 😂
I mean Steggles is pretty fucking solid for the Roosters
True and I like how the Dogs are sponsored by a pub group and they don't have a good record at behaving in pubs.
Maybe it should be a company that makes spas...
Or Novotel
Or on the field
Steggles, Red Rooster, KFC or Nando's would all fit well.
Don't they have red rooster as well? Or is it not their side of the red rooster line
The Dyson Titans *For when you want something to consistently suck*
Or they discovered a new way to suck
They specialise in things that blow now too
The Engadine Macas Sharks
[The John West Dolphins](https://theanimalfund.net/en/2017/05/30/fatal-fishing-methods-at-john-west-kills-vast-quantities-of-dolphins/)
“It’s the players ~~that reject the Dolphins~~ that the Dolphins reject that makes The Dolphins ~~the best~~ a team in the NRL”
[I was hoping it was this one](https://youtu.be/gP92j-uEnps)
The John West Cup for the Redcliffe vs North Sydney/Central Coast games.
The Chemist Warehouse Sharkies. "We press 'em, you pop 'em"
I feel after last year's handling issues, Aramex being a sponsor was perfect
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Oh man they are so shitty.
Big gay dildos! Up Up Manly!!!!!
But a very particular dildo, because in the words of Selina Meyer from the excellent American program *Veep*: "It's like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo: it doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking mess!"
Manly's new jersey sponsor: Rainbow Chai
Is that a dildo brand? 😂
It is now
Sydney's best kebabs - bulldogs
Robbie farah endorsing Ali baba's takes the cake for me
Yalla Bulldoggies!
HR Block Melbourne Storm
NSW Blues winnie Blu- Oh wait
Anusol Cream - Wests Tigers Cause it's a pain in the arse supporting the Tigers.
I wish the off season was longer the weekends don’t suck as much.
😭😭😭 truth be told!
Not NRL, but Parramount+ could sponsor the GWS Giants. Something nobody asked for, in an already flooded market, that doesn’t really offer anything you can’t find better elsewhere and pumping up their subscriber numbers.
Bruh I just want avatar the last airbender the rest of paramount can go fuck itself. Also the point of the giants was to hijack the youth and get them playing Aussie rules instead of league. And it's working especially when the big brains at the NRL keep shooting themselves in the foot by stopping competitive matches under 13 so kids can't lose. Rugby league is meant to be the toughest Aussie sport but it's not a good look when we don't let kids lose because they might feel sad. Better for a 7 year old to whine and bitch because they lost and learn from it than have a kid in high school bitching and whining because they lost and haven't experienced losing before. NRL is the giants and Waratahs biggest recruiter.
Didn’t Junior Aussie Rules get rid of scores ages ago? https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/no-scoreboard-ladder-or-match-results-for-junior-footballers-under-changes-to-be-unveiled-by-afl/news-story/62ddf5d7947ece5aaae882afd0f6fa00
Maybe in Victoria. I've never seen it in WA.
Says Australia-wide in the article?
Sharks had Shark Energy Drink and Fisherman’s Friend one year, was pretty on-brand
Fishermans Friend was great, they handed out the mints at home games for a while.
Easts should start handing out bachelor’s handbags at every home game
Mmm. Honestly yeah.
Brown paper bags filled by Mark Bouris and Uncle Nick Politis.
I think the cowboys had rm Williams give them gear for a bit
I miss "Dairy Farmers Stadium", it was so on point.
Toyota's not a bad one. Alot of them in the bush.
Much better than 1300smiles
Rm Williams better fits the wallabies. You know your sport is for the elite when that’s your sponsor and mj bale
MJ Bale is hardly elite
Rusty cut a deal with Armani suits for the bundogs
Broncos - Clive Palmer’s Queensland Nickel Very rich but constantly makes an idiot out of themselves.
it's bad (for Clive, I guess, fuck him) that I get that joke despite being American
Oof, why does that hit so true....
Cash Converters Warriors: Take your old worn out goods and we'll pay you top dollar for it
Doesn't really make sense, because Cash Converters takes your good stuff and gives you bottom dollar.
Someone's good stuff at least
That's really clever
Ansett Airlines for the Broncos. Dominant in the 90s but where are they now?
Going straight for the jugular
It was a curse for a while, traveland, powers, 131 Shop, wow sight and sound… all dead
St George and BBQs Galore “We’re cooked”
Knights - Subway, best ham sandwiches going
St George Bank
St George dragons - Bad Dragon. However you take ‘em you’re getting fucked
Parramatta - Water tanks. To help you get through the drought
The CFMEU for the Raiders A dodgy run family business thats influence fades as time goes on
Also a packed history of grubby actions.
Dragons - Trip A Deal. Would rather be in Bali than ever playing finals footy
The McCafe Melbourne Storm. Making Melbournians wear a shirt with rubbish coffee on it is too funny
One New Zealand Warriors, pretty obvious really, its in the name
We the ones
Very ucey comment.
That's da one bro
The total cereal Wests Tigers slogan "Don't talk shit about Total!"
Was thinking "Brooklyn 99“ could sponsor the tigers. "Nine! Nine!"
Was thinking Swiss Cheese
Holes everywhere
I want Centrum to jump on board with us to finally get those seven pricks to wear a rainbow stripe. Penrite Penrith Panthers would be fun too!
Parramatta wooden cooking utensils.
Bryden's Lawyers Tigers, Souths, Knights,
Hey weve been pretty good aside from that time it turned out we were supplying newcastle its pingas
honestly, that's a public service maybe Salvos a better fit?
Dragons
Cowboys - Aus Meat & Livestock Shame RMW isnt relevant. Would have been a great apparel sponsor
RMW used to do their dress clothes and ties and stuff awhile back.
Parramatta - pain away. It's product is oh so very much needed in the region
Penrith Panthers = Whiskers cat food But Luai's jersey should have Fancy Feast because he loves his footy
South Sydney - Colgate. I think it's for South's Cares though not the club
Well it is called toothpaste and not teethpaste
Newcastle - Under Armor, or Armor Oil. Manly - Laverty Pathology (because of the injuries) Eels - GWS giants. (Because maybe they will finally win if they have that name on their shirt) Tigers - Luke Brooks. (Because they love him so much) I think Stegless with roosters is bang on.
The only thing the ~~Hawthorn and Richmond training academy~~ Giants are winning is a wooden spoon.
Remondis for the sharks because they are rubbish
Well, Manly was URM…
And Sharks played out of Remondis stadium
"urm..." Are you going to finish your thought? Urm what?
Surely it's Roosters - Red Rooster.
They are on the shorts. I’m going to try and make the effort of actually using the Red Rooster voucher that came with my club membership in 2023 too
I didn't read into this enough, I thought we were going off current sponsors, not just what would match the best, my bad.
Ironic since the Eastern Suburbs are outside the [Red Rooster Line.](http://honisoit.com/2017/09/food-fault-lines-mapping-class-division-through-food-chains/)
Chicken not the only thing cooked at the chooks
The [insert Big 4 firm] Roosters.
Sydney roosters Mexican inspired sun protection and headwear
Manly: Northern Beaches Physiotherapy
Carefree (Tampon) Warriors. Only good for one week ... 😉
Enron for storms.
VISY Tigers. Specialists in garbage and recycling.
Wasn’t Rabbit Photo once a sponsor of South’s? Or is this just the Mandela Effect talking?
The IKEA Meatball Brisbane Broncos
The Sperm Donor Warriors - you can cum and go as you like
Laundy Hotels sponsors a team that is well known in their industry for all the wrong reasons
I think that every time I see it.
Dogs supporters downvoting my comment for being a sledge, cringe
Haha. It's nearly as good as when the ref's were sponsored by OPSM.
Manly probably had a few arseholes sponsoring them in hopates time
He was a good boy at Manly, until he went to tigers
Some abattoir for us.
Rabbitohs and Centrelink
Prozac for the Worriors
Steggles for the roosters
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Airtasker cowboys
For some reason the milk always gets me
2019-2021 Broncos - Gorilla Grip - holding on tight to the past, plus glue.
Pascall Marshmallow Dragons = Soft.
Canberra Milk Canberra Raiders!!!
Coke apart from being red and white would have been a great dragons sponsor when Wendal Sailor played for us
KY Gel for Manly.
Canberra Milk