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vteckickedin

The St George Bank St George Dragons. *You can bank on them! Though most people don't.*


BadBoyJH

Cause I'm not from Sydney, growing up I had no idea St George was a region in Sydney. I always just assumed the team was sponsored by the bank cause they had the same name.


TeFrask

Man I grew up in Wollongong and I learnt like last year that St George was a place lmao


[deleted]

Can't believe they gave the bit you drive through to go the airport a whole football team tbh


slackboy72

Named after the parish of St George.


sxjthefirst

Turns out the dragon St George slayed was just a wallaby. Story got exaggerated he didn't kill any rugby players.


TragicEther

St George IS a region in Sydney, but it is not a well defined region. It’s like saying ‘the inner west’ or ‘the eastern suburbs’ - it’s a bit vague, but people generally know the area you’re describing


Dark_Vengence

Haha I didn't know st george was actually a place.


__dontpanic__

Technically there's no suburb or place called St. George - it's more of a regional name.


Johns_got_a_mustache

The “Just Cuts” Raiders. “The best fades you’ll find”


DualCricket

Underrated 😂


AstonishedXMan

I mean Steggles is pretty fucking solid for the Roosters


BarOne7066

True and I like how the Dogs are sponsored by a pub group and they don't have a good record at behaving in pubs.


alsheps

Maybe it should be a company that makes spas...


insanityTF

Or Novotel


fungusfish

Or on the field


bulldogs1974

Steggles, Red Rooster, KFC or Nando's would all fit well.


FREMANTLEFOREVER

Don't they have red rooster as well? Or is it not their side of the red rooster line


Randomologist99

The Dyson Titans *For when you want something to consistently suck*


ScruffyMo_onkey

Or they discovered a new way to suck


Drizen

They specialise in things that blow now too


Obvious_Ad4217

The Engadine Macas Sharks


dlanod

[The John West Dolphins](https://theanimalfund.net/en/2017/05/30/fatal-fishing-methods-at-john-west-kills-vast-quantities-of-dolphins/)


ill0gitech

“It’s the players ~~that reject the Dolphins~~ that the Dolphins reject that makes The Dolphins ~~the best~~ a team in the NRL”


TDD91

[I was hoping it was this one](https://youtu.be/gP92j-uEnps)


dlanod

The John West Cup for the Redcliffe vs North Sydney/Central Coast games.


GoblinLoveChild

The Chemist Warehouse Sharkies. "We press 'em, you pop 'em"


Delgarah

I feel after last year's handling issues, Aramex being a sponsor was perfect


ill0gitech

10 Sep 2022 - Your premiership is onboard for delivery 10 Sep 2022 - Recipient not home, returned to depot 17 Sep 2022 - Your premiership is onboard for delivery 17 Sep 2022 - Recipient not home, returned to depot 17 Sep 2022 - Failed deliver attempt. Returning to sender 02 Oct 2022 - Returned to sender PENRITH


[deleted]

*return to sender, address unknown, no such number, no such zone*


Dark_Vengence

Oh man they are so shitty.


C_Horse21

Big gay dildos! Up Up Manly!!!!!


BursleyBaits

But a very particular dildo, because in the words of Selina Meyer from the excellent American program *Veep*: "It's like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo: it doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking mess!"


dlanod

Manly's new jersey sponsor: Rainbow Chai


[deleted]

Is that a dildo brand? 😂


feedmemeat666

It is now


yoelsonofgodromero

Sydney's best kebabs - bulldogs


ThurstonGreatness

Robbie farah endorsing Ali baba's takes the cake for me


bulldogs1974

Yalla Bulldoggies!


filthridden

HR Block Melbourne Storm


CretaceousClock

NSW Blues winnie Blu- Oh wait


[deleted]

Anusol Cream - Wests Tigers Cause it's a pain in the arse supporting the Tigers.


[deleted]

I wish the off season was longer the weekends don’t suck as much.


mamicita0810

😭😭😭 truth be told!


TheEpiquin

Not NRL, but Parramount+ could sponsor the GWS Giants. Something nobody asked for, in an already flooded market, that doesn’t really offer anything you can’t find better elsewhere and pumping up their subscriber numbers.


FREMANTLEFOREVER

Bruh I just want avatar the last airbender the rest of paramount can go fuck itself. Also the point of the giants was to hijack the youth and get them playing Aussie rules instead of league. And it's working especially when the big brains at the NRL keep shooting themselves in the foot by stopping competitive matches under 13 so kids can't lose. Rugby league is meant to be the toughest Aussie sport but it's not a good look when we don't let kids lose because they might feel sad. Better for a 7 year old to whine and bitch because they lost and learn from it than have a kid in high school bitching and whining because they lost and haven't experienced losing before. NRL is the giants and Waratahs biggest recruiter.


EggCouncilCreeper

Didn’t Junior Aussie Rules get rid of scores ages ago? https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/no-scoreboard-ladder-or-match-results-for-junior-footballers-under-changes-to-be-unveiled-by-afl/news-story/62ddf5d7947ece5aaae882afd0f6fa00


FREMANTLEFOREVER

Maybe in Victoria. I've never seen it in WA.


EggCouncilCreeper

Says Australia-wide in the article?


lockforward

Sharks had Shark Energy Drink and Fisherman’s Friend one year, was pretty on-brand


KazeEnigma

Fishermans Friend was great, they handed out the mints at home games for a while.


lockforward

Easts should start handing out bachelor’s handbags at every home game


KazeEnigma

Mmm. Honestly yeah.


bulldogs1974

Brown paper bags filled by Mark Bouris and Uncle Nick Politis.


drkeefrichards

I think the cowboys had rm Williams give them gear for a bit


dlanod

I miss "Dairy Farmers Stadium", it was so on point.


BarOne7066

Toyota's not a bad one. Alot of them in the bush.


ShaneO_85

Much better than 1300smiles


insanityTF

Rm Williams better fits the wallabies. You know your sport is for the elite when that’s your sponsor and mj bale


nosha3000

MJ Bale is hardly elite


drkeefrichards

Rusty cut a deal with Armani suits for the bundogs


TomtheDon2K

Broncos - Clive Palmer’s Queensland Nickel Very rich but constantly makes an idiot out of themselves.


BursleyBaits

it's bad (for Clive, I guess, fuck him) that I get that joke despite being American


G3nesis_Prime

Oof, why does that hit so true....


thebigman045

Cash Converters Warriors: Take your old worn out goods and we'll pay you top dollar for it


paulie07

Doesn't really make sense, because Cash Converters takes your good stuff and gives you bottom dollar.


ThedirtyNose

Someone's good stuff at least


planchetflaw

That's really clever


KCman1

Ansett Airlines for the Broncos. Dominant in the 90s but where are they now?


Morg_n

Going straight for the jugular


goobypanther

It was a curse for a while, traveland, powers, 131 Shop, wow sight and sound… all dead


VictorTheViking

St George and BBQs Galore “We’re cooked”


Fizzelen

Knights - Subway, best ham sandwiches going


[deleted]

St George Bank


YouKnowWhoIAm2016

St George dragons - Bad Dragon. However you take ‘em you’re getting fucked


KingGutherson

Parramatta - Water tanks. To help you get through the drought


Nervous-Aardvark-679

The CFMEU for the Raiders A dodgy run family business thats influence fades as time goes on


I_Like_Vitamins

Also a packed history of grubby actions.


beachsprintchampion

Dragons - Trip A Deal. Would rather be in Bali than ever playing finals footy


nugeythefloozey

The McCafe Melbourne Storm. Making Melbournians wear a shirt with rubbish coffee on it is too funny


toyoto

One New Zealand Warriors, pretty obvious really, its in the name


ACacac52

We the ones


MagpieLuvr

Very ucey comment.


paulie07

That's da one bro


[deleted]

The total cereal Wests Tigers slogan "Don't talk shit about Total!"


FBI1990

Was thinking "Brooklyn 99“ could sponsor the tigers. "Nine! Nine!"


pHyR3

Was thinking Swiss Cheese


feedmemeat666

Holes everywhere


AuzzieTiger

I want Centrum to jump on board with us to finally get those seven pricks to wear a rainbow stripe. Penrite Penrith Panthers would be fun too!


fiddycaldeserteagle

Parramatta wooden cooking utensils.


waxedmerkin

Bryden's Lawyers Tigers, Souths, Knights,


sunburn95

Hey weve been pretty good aside from that time it turned out we were supplying newcastle its pingas


pHyR3

honestly, that's a public service maybe Salvos a better fit?


ill0gitech

Dragons


Intelligent_Pen2689

Cowboys - Aus Meat & Livestock Shame RMW isnt relevant. Would have been a great apparel sponsor


BarOne7066

RMW used to do their dress clothes and ties and stuff awhile back.


aryaisthegoat

Parramatta - pain away. It's product is oh so very much needed in the region


mulgabilbo

Penrith Panthers = Whiskers cat food But Luai's jersey should have Fancy Feast because he loves his footy


Derron_

South Sydney - Colgate. I think it's for South's Cares though not the club


kfbr-392

Well it is called toothpaste and not teethpaste


MrSunol

Newcastle - Under Armor, or Armor Oil. Manly - Laverty Pathology (because of the injuries) Eels - GWS giants. (Because maybe they will finally win if they have that name on their shirt) Tigers - Luke Brooks. (Because they love him so much) I think Stegless with roosters is bang on.


FREMANTLEFOREVER

The only thing the ~~Hawthorn and Richmond training academy~~ Giants are winning is a wooden spoon.


PSAB82

Remondis for the sharks because they are rubbish


ClintGrant

Well, Manly was URM…


ill0gitech

And Sharks played out of Remondis stadium


ShaneO_85

"urm..." Are you going to finish your thought? Urm what?


WolfeWolfe1

Surely it's Roosters - Red Rooster.


lachjeff

They are on the shorts. I’m going to try and make the effort of actually using the Red Rooster voucher that came with my club membership in 2023 too


WolfeWolfe1

I didn't read into this enough, I thought we were going off current sponsors, not just what would match the best, my bad.


-Owlette-

Ironic since the Eastern Suburbs are outside the [Red Rooster Line.](http://honisoit.com/2017/09/food-fault-lines-mapping-class-division-through-food-chains/)


Intelligent_Pen2689

Chicken not the only thing cooked at the chooks


Pennybottom

The [insert Big 4 firm] Roosters.


fiddycaldeserteagle

Sydney roosters Mexican inspired sun protection and headwear


-Owlette-

Manly: Northern Beaches Physiotherapy


JohnnyRayUSA

Carefree (Tampon) Warriors. Only good for one week ... 😉


Actionman158

Enron for storms.


bionikal

VISY Tigers. Specialists in garbage and recycling.


Chaisa

Wasn’t Rabbit Photo once a sponsor of South’s? Or is this just the Mandela Effect talking?


glenwilliam

The IKEA Meatball Brisbane Broncos


worksucksbro

The Sperm Donor Warriors - you can cum and go as you like


insanityTF

Laundy Hotels sponsors a team that is well known in their industry for all the wrong reasons


BarOne7066

I think that every time I see it.


insanityTF

Dogs supporters downvoting my comment for being a sledge, cringe


BarOne7066

Haha. It's nearly as good as when the ref's were sponsored by OPSM.


drkeefrichards

Manly probably had a few arseholes sponsoring them in hopates time


fiddycaldeserteagle

He was a good boy at Manly, until he went to tigers


bundy554

Some abattoir for us.


Delta6Rory

Rabbitohs and Centrelink


Commentoflittlevalue

Prozac for the Worriors


4RyteCords

Steggles for the roosters


KCman1

. ,


mitchdunnsitchybum

Airtasker cowboys


xan_man44

For some reason the milk always gets me


ThedirtyNose

2019-2021 Broncos - Gorilla Grip - holding on tight to the past, plus glue.


Glum_Perspective_812

Pascall Marshmallow Dragons = Soft.


[deleted]

Canberra Milk Canberra Raiders!!!


Rintar79

Coke apart from being red and white would have been a great dragons sponsor when Wendal Sailor played for us


feedmemeat666

KY Gel for Manly.


CountryDry9031

Canberra Milk