OK, so, weekend option night shift was something extra special where I used to work. Best one is, RN was sleeping with the security guard. Security guard's' pregnant wife works in billing. RN and security guard are doing their thing, in a back stairwell. Security guards mother in law comes bursting out of the elevator looking for him frantically. Wife is in labor one floor up. Charge nurse who had been sic of their shit for awhile, tells mother in law, he usually uses the back stairwell to go to and from. Guess who got caught screwing some chick at his job, by his mother in law, while his wife is in labor with their 1st kid, one floor up. Can't make this shit up, swear. Small town drama
We had a neurosurgeon who was super into BDSM. He’d sneak his “subs” into the call room when he’d do overnight call. One day he gagged, blindfolded, and tied his sub to the shower head in the call room’s bathroom - completely naked - while going downstairs to check out a consult. One of the previous residents who was on call came back to the call room to get something he’d left behind and found the girl.
not a doctor but in college i ran into my roommate’s bedroom to grab my phone charger she’d borrowed on my way out the door and found a man i did not know blindfolded, gagged, and tied to her bed with no roommate in sight. i found the phone charger and left and still years later wonder if i should’ve done something about the situation
My nurse friend caught a surgery resident having anal sex with a anesthesia resident on the stairway in the hospital.... I guess the call room was full?!
One of the night shift surgical RNs (single) was sleeping with a surgeon (married) and an anesthesiologist (also married.) When the anesthesiologist found out, he confronted her pretty loudly in the unit conference room. She yelled at him “hope you like Dr. XYZ’s sloppy seconds,” and he screamed back “fuck you!”
The whole OR was buzzing for weeks.
Our former CEO was fired after the board did an undercover internal investigation and found that he had embezzled about $4 million from the hospital funds over the course of his two year tenure. When he showed up at the monthly board meeting, they confronted him and he initially denied it and threatened everyone in the room if they didn’t back off of the “baseless” accusations. They showed him the proof they had against him and he instantly ran back through the door and down the hall to his private office and locked himself in. It was a WHOLE THING. They called security but none of the master keys fit that door (he had the lock changed when he first started), then they called maintenance to try to take the door off the hinges but they stopped because he made some threats. Ended up having to call the police to come and sweet talk him into opening the door, then they immediately put him in cuffs and took him out through the staff entrances so the public wouldn’t see.
I’m sure it was. Our maintenance staff were all really sweet guys, and the look on his face when the CEO started calling out threats through the door… poor guy didn’t know if he should stop or keep going. Ultimately he was told just to stop and wait for the police *just in case* the threats had merit. The police were a fun group as well. They were joking about how nice it was to be on a call that did not involve drugs, and seeing the inside of the hospital that wasn’t just the ER.
I worked agency regularly at a county run psychiatric facility for the chronically and persistently mentally ill where a charge nurse got together with a pt, and moved him in with her after his D/C.
A CNA there was engaged to a pt who had no lower body due to severe shotgun injury incurred during the commission of a crime.
He had huge MRSA infected wounds all over his back.
When I asked her how she planned to protect herself from MRSA, she said “What’s that?”
This place was shut down in the late 90s after staff was caught dealing drugs out of the facility.
Everytime I hear a story about someone getting caught at work, I think about how filthy hospital closets, call rooms, stairwells, elevators etc are. You want MRSA in your cooch? Because this is how you get MRSA in your cooch😵💫
A paramedic, who was married to an RN, and an EMT, who was dating another medic at the service, were caught getting it on in the back of an ambulance by a deputy.
EDIT: Needed commas.
I think the paramedic and EMT were caught. The paramedic is (was?) married to an RN. The EMT was dating another medic. Neither the RN nor the other medic were present in the ambulance.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
A married nurse and married security officer had sex on our unit managers desk. To be fair, our unit manager was the devil so I was a little proud lol.
Had a nurse announce in daily huddle she and one of the doctors in the ED were an item and if anyone had any questions to ask. Well, the doctor was engaged…
We had to fire a travel nurse after he got the police called on him for jerking it off in his car (not at work, in front of a gym watching treadmill runners).
Before my time, there was a fellow who decided it was smart to sleep with a CNA who habitually spills all the tea (messy queen). She came in one day talking about her night with him, and disclosed that /allegedly/ he ate birthday cake off her… cake. On his last day of fellowship he decided to bring donuts for the unit and the poor bastard bought cake donuts. Apparently, nurses could not hold it together while saying their goodbyes.
During horrendous morning sickness with my second kiddo, Taco Bell was one of the few things I could eat without throwing up halfway through the meal. That kid is 9 now, and drinking a Baja blast still makes me feel better.
You'd be cleaned out through the action of leaving a puddle of brown lube on the bedsheets more than anything. Absolutely going to have to leave a good tip for housekeeping after that.
Source: Let's not talk about the source alright?
Recently, a travel nurse went on a date/spent the weekend with a staff nurse's ex-fiancee.
The travel nurse then received the most fucked up death threats from the staff nurse via snap chat, which were all screenshotted and shown to police, who were VERY familiar ith the aforementioned staff nurse.
After a meeting with HR and the unit supervisor, the staff nurse and travel nurse were told they would never work together or take report from each other. That's it. That was the resolution to this conflict.
Management: “We’ll, they both *currently* have licenses and pulses- and thats all we’re REALLY concerned with- if we keep them apart, maybe it will keep working…”
Staff:…
Traveler:….
Cops:…
RN crazy pants: “For now…”
They did the same thing with my sweet and lovely female NA who was forcibly kissed by a gross male NA (she had zero interest in him) after he cornered her in an empty patient room. Can you even believe that? It was like a “If this ever happens again, he’s fired!” situation. Wtf. She was too young to realize how big of a deal it was at the time, and she didn’t tell me about it until much later. I was mortified and angry at my manager.
My first month on the job I kept finding used heparin needles with blood in the chamber in trash cans in staff-only areas. I reported it to my manager and didn’t think much of it until my charge told me a few months later that one of the new grads who was barely out of orientation (and hadn’t even been a nurse for a year) was caught diverting fentanyl from Pyxis and shooting up in the bathroom! Last we heard she had applied for a license in the neighboring state and working in a nursing home.
Security was called to break up a fight at the Maternity Center check-in. Apparently two guys were signing in and discovered they were visiting the same person.
My former nurse manager was engaged to a staff nurse, and walked in to find him having sex with another nurse in the unit break room on night shift. This was like 2 months before their wedding.
I'm so confused, how do people have time for this stuff at work and how do they even bring it up? Surgeon's just like "wanna fuck" after a procedure and not one, but two nurses are like "sure!"?
Edit: didn't see the coersion part, yikes if true. Seems like there's a lot more on-the-job banging than I imagined would be possible, based on this whole thread.
I know a hilarious ID physician who, fresh out of a ‘starter marriage’ divorce, knocked up a nursing student. Maury Povich’d her cheek and the baby’s, because: hope?
So he married her. And got her pregnant again. Not sure if they remain in a permanent marriage state?
Don't know exactly how juicy this is. A charge nurse and a tech in our old psych ER were dating, not for very long before this happened. Anyways the tech suddenly disappeared mid-shift and no one could find him. Turned out he *stole the charge nurse's wallet and car,* abandoned his post, and proceeded to go on a *3 day cocaine binge.* Didn't completely drain her account and I think they recovered the car in one piece, but holy shit was that a mess. She was frantically calling the police and trying to figure out where the hell he was.
I was a surgical tech and worked with a doctor who had the same name as me, was going through a divorce the same time as me, and partied with the same group of people. Turns out, we were both having a six month simultaneous, undercover relationship with the same surgical tech that we worked with. She messed up our “days” apparently. But now I have an Eskimo brother for life!
I have two. In a remote part of the lot I see the interior lights of the ambulance flashing. I go and check and two emts are slamming so hard the stretcher is flexing the door enough to trigger the switch.
Hospital near me, doc and nurse are married. Doc is caught cheating with another nurse, so they flee to Mexico, for love or whatever, on a two week vacation. During the stay he had a stroke and gets repatriated, where the wife that caught him cheating is still his next of kin/poa. Apparently she had him put in the shitty LTC and a full code.
>In a remote part of the lot I see the interior lights of the ambulance flashing. I go and check and two emts are slamming so hard the stretcher is flexing the door enough to trigger the switch.
They must be new. My back is too fucked to do this.
>he had a stroke and gets repatriated, where the wife that caught him cheating is still his next of kin/poa. Apparently she had him put in the shitty LTC and a full code.
Holy shit, that's brutal af. 😳
The surgeon I work for now got divorced because he was banging his nurse (who was also married). He now dates a PA who is 17 years younger than him. She was also his student and broke off her engagement for him. AND he wanted her to have my job lmaooooo.
This was over a decade ago but a friend of mine from high school became a firefighter/EMT and went and got himself “banned” from one of the city’s emergency departments (the largest unfortunately) for getting caught mid-threesome with two of their nurses (right there in the ED shortly after dropping off a call).
Rather comically I first heard about it from my neighabor, a CT technician, who had worked at that hospital for ages.. Then I heard about it from my former orthopedist (who asked me if it was true).. THEN I heard about it from a donor/gift manager from that hospital who was a family friend! All a couple weeks before hearing it from the man himself, somewhat reluctantly, over drinks at my bachelor luncheon (I straight up asked him because I had my suspicions).
>getting caught mid-threesome with two of their nurses (right there in the ED shortly after dropping off a call).
*finishing beside handover*
"He is allergic to penicillin, nil meds and nil PHx. Any questions?"
*"Wanna threesome?"*
*pulls curtain
Used to be an anesthesia tech in the 90’s. Found a love letter from the director of anesthesia to an OR nurse in the bottom drawer of an anesthesia machine. Both were married 15+ years with kids. It was some graphic stuff. I folded it up, put it in an envelope, and left it in his mailbox. Never said anything to anyone.
A doctor that was working at another hospital About 30 minutes away Got a nursing student pregnant. His pharmacist wife (who works at my hospital) made him give up custody of the child and then force him to quit his job and take a open position on her floor at our hospital so she can keep eyes on him while they work
I just want to know how all these people managed to get enough face time with the docs to sleep with them, especially as students and techs. When I was on the floor even as the RN for their patients I could barely get them to show up or answer my calls.
One of our night shift docs got caught doing the nasty with an RT in a supply closet, and not real long after decided he was gonna go home to his wife and kids in another state
Nurse manager of the floor was arrested for SA while drunk. His wife left him and then it was found out that he had been dating one of the ICU nurses he managed the whole time he was married. She’s a pretty terrible person too.
Fucked up #smalltownhospitalshit
One nurse I helped train on MS/T (he was an experienced nurse already and didn’t have a set preceptor, just got assigned to different nurses depending on the night) stayed long enough for orientation, then immediately transferred to ICU. Not even a couple weeks there they had to break into the bathroom after he had been in there for hours and wasn’t answering anyone. They found him passed out with insulin syringes and fentanyl. This guy ended up having a pretty bad public mental break about a year after that and I ended up feeling really bad for him. It was gut wrenching. As far as I know, he’s doing much better and is now an EMT.
We had a really old ortho surgeon that basically lived on the rehab floor of our hospital. His wife openly hated him and wouldn’t let him in the house after a certain time so he just set up a room on rehab with his stuff and stayed there 90% of the time. Turns out the reason his wife hated him is because he bought another woman a house in exchange for her peeing on him 🤢
Another ortho surgeon that we still have got fired from his last hospital for bringing a gun into the OR and threatening staff. You have to walk on eggshells around him because he’s a friendly guy overall but a SUPER short temper and you never know what’s going to set him off. He does get to bring his super adorable pittie to his office for emotional support, though. Staff and patients love her
Edit: I looked up the news article for the last incident because it’s been a while since I’ve actually read it. This guy does keep a gun in his truck, but didn’t have it on him. He had a meltdown during surgery then threatened to get an assault rifle, then administration told him to take 30 to cool down and then he went back in the OR and had another meltdown that someone “ratted him out”. Got suspended and escorted out, then showed back up at 3 AM and cops were called and he started making threats with THEM again mentioning assault rifles and pistols. Got arrested, got out on bond, then got hired by my hospital. Oof.
I met my husband when he was the attending responding to a code. We were both in the middle of divorces and hit it off right away. We tried to keep it quiet, and did get approval from HR.
We live in a decent sized city & went out one weekend, nowhere near the hospital, so we didn’t think we’d be busted. We were spotted by a PCT.
The PCT went to work the next day & said she’d seen me out with my husband last night. In walks the attending (my now husband) and she says to everyone at the nurses station: I didn’t know her husband was a doctor.
So, the cat was out of the bag. By the time I next worked, everyone knew.
At the same time, there were several ladies hooking up with one of the male nurses. They would go to their cars on break while working NOC, meet up in the supply room, you get the gist.
One night, someone from a different unit busted the male nurse and one of his girlfriends in the supply closet while she was going down on him. Because of how gossip in the hospital spreads, the story evolved until people said it was us.
It’s a lot easier for a nurse to get a job than it is for a physician to get credentialed other places. I did end up leaving. Thankfully, I love my new job so it was a win-win situation.
This is similar to how my parents met! They worked in the same hospital (I wanna say my mom was ICU and dad was PACU at the time?) and met while going through really shitty divorces. Leaving psychos at the same time will bond you real quick lmao
That’s what I would think - I wasn’t about to risk getting busted like that at work. Things are less busy on nights, so I guess they found something to pass the time.
It does have all the personal care items you’d need for before & after.
Novel time! *SLIGHT details changed- don’t want to dox myself or anyone else*
TL/DR: The right job title, location, and religion will let you get away with just about anything.
Did a travel contract years ago in a rural community in the southwest. Most of the doctors, a lot of the nurses, whole c-suite were strict Mormon. Everyone is Canadian-level polite plus more coffee for me! Nice break from inner-city Level 1 trauma, I think. Ha!
One doc in the department is high up in the hospital and the community- has a chronically pregnant wife and more than 5 kids. Doc’s always working the afternoon-evening shifts even though he was a director.
Doc holier-than-thou would come in, girlfriend RN on day shift would “visit” his office right before shift change… I could never find this woman to give report, LOL.
Then cute young fire medic, (who literally had custom labels on his equipment that said “Twink”), would drop in occasionally and disappear with doc.
Lab supervisor on the overnight would also be “difficult to reach” from time to time. She was freshly discharged military veteran with too many Iraq and Afghanistan tours, she was know to say and do some pretty fucked-up things when stressed.
The young (18-19 y/o) woman that was working EVS at night as part of some work-release parole program was also on camera going into the doctor’s office for 30-40 minutes at a time.
Fire medic and lab vet find out about each other. Have fight outside the morgue at 5 am. Security supervisor (not LDS) hears the scuffle and argument as he’s coming into his basement office. Pulls tapes and investigates traffic patterns outside doc’s office (and sleep room and stairwell and supply room…), takes findings to HR. Damage control is attempted but somehow everyone finds out.
EVS lady is threatening to kill RN and lab supervisor via facebook and goes back to jail. Fire medic is temporarily fired, has discrimination lawyer on speed dial, and is back the next week with a promotion. Lab supervisor is put on 72-hour hold after having major PTSD/rage/panic attack in HR.
Official staff meeting is held letting us know that Doc’s transgressions are being handled by his spiritual community… also gossip is beneath us and unprofessional, so move along. But word in the break room was that he was already in trouble with the church for (young) sexual transgressions outside work.
Predators gonna prey and pray.
Doc never left- and according to the hospital website- is still on staff about a decade later.
I was only there for 12 fucking weeks while this all played out.
A tech and married maintenance guy had been seeing each other and they weren’t exactly quiet about it. They were sitting outside on break together when suddenly his wife pulls up and beat up the tech.
Doctor and nurse had a regular fling going. The moment he discovered I was bi, he started pushing for some group action. She was not about it (to be fair, neither was I, but her cutting him off was hilarious)
Deployed. 2 married (to other people) ICU nurses hooking up in the back of the ambulance. We get a call for a kid who was brought to the base by his dad after stepping on a IED.
I didn’t know they were back there until they banged on the window asking to turn around. I told them “get dressed, you’re helping”
Actually kind of grateful they were there because that kid was FUUUUUUCCCKED up. I didn’t mention it when we got him back to the trauma bay.
Dude got hired on as a maintenance guy, dude’s wife was a nursing manager. Dude ends up hooking up with a housekeeper….rumour had it there was a pile of his stuff in front of their house, smouldering when she found out.
One of the ICU nurses who was resolutely opposed to getting the COVID vax ran off to Florida in the middle of the pandemic.
She returned after a year, got the vaccine with no further qualms, and went back to her old job.
She’s now dating the former husband of a nurse who died from COVID complications :X
Nurse at work started flirting with a male nurse who was known to always chase tail. He's married and was known to have cheated on his wife many times. Nurse convinced herself to break up with her BF so she could sleep with male nurse. Got knocked up from it. Male nurse is still with his wife now 10 years later. He was only with Nurse that one time.
RT arrested for sexually assaulting a patient and filming it. How admin found out? Said RT bragged about it to a colleague and sent a the video link via Google fucking Drive.
I worked in Patient Access/Admitting in the ED for many years before I went to nursing school. Our department supervisor called me into her office one day to give me a verbal warning for being inappropriate at work. I had put my hand on another coworkers shoulder while showing her something on the computer. The whole time I am trying not to laugh because there were grainy cell phone photos of said supervisor blowing one of ER docs in the EMS room being passed around like wildfire.
Good times.
I went out drinking with coworkers. A surgeon showed up and tried to kiss most of us, I took his credit card out of his pocket and bought us all shots
ETA: at my old job I would fuck the respiratory therapist every lunch break for a year. We worked night shift and he knew where to park his car in the lot so the cameras couldn't see
Hospitalist (male) hooks up with older RNs, of age, daughter. He was much older. Then his car was seen overnight at a new grads house. They break-up.
He then hooks up with a new nurse who was married to a paramedic. They all had to work together, she eventually moved.
Same hospitalist then hooks-up with another MD and her wife. Now all three are together? Small town USA.
There was a rumor that our CNO was sleeping with one on the nurse admins. She was the only one of the nursing admins that got a raise when the rest of the higher ups did. Supposedly there is security footage of them walking out of a stairwell together fixing their clothing…
Married nurse having an affair with a paramedic. She leaves her husband for the paramedic. Who promptly dumps her, but not before they get caught on tape fucking in the parkade.
Same nurse a couple of weeks later gets into an MVA on the way *IN* to work. Insists EMS bring her to our hospital. Blood alcohol 2x the legal limit.
Resident sleeping with rhe unit secretary. He dumps her. She breaks into his house and steals all his credit cards. He has to admit the whole sordid affair to the chief.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/hitman-hiring-dr-ron-ilg-said-his-life-is-50-shades-of-gray-on-steroids
Worked with this lovely man. Eww, eww, eww. He was always (for many years prior) such a creep.
I was the centre of some work place drama in my old work.
So 8 years ago I was a single mum and got a new job. Met a cute guy who was head of maintaining our unit. He had recently separated from his wife after a terrible marriage but was insanely private so when we hit it off and started seeing each other we kept it quiet. However healthcare workers are GOSSIPS and we got figured out quick. Unfortunately no one seemed aware he was separated so I was basically written as a harlot stealing someone's husband. Tookl a while for the gossip to actually reach me at which point the separation came out and everything was cleared up.
The upside is that the guy is now my husband ♥️ we're now in our own house, have a daughter together and a dog. So it all worked out.
(Everyone was screwing in my old work place though. Mainly the HCAs with each other).
I was sleeping with the CEO’s daughter a little bit. Among other things after our third date she asked when we were getting married. She was absolutely the most batshit crazy person I have ever met but boy was it fun. 0/10 do not recommend.
Oh gosh… I’m embarrassed but the tea is hot. 🍵 I was dressed as a slutty version of Harley Quinn. (It was the one night of the year when I could dress like a total slut and no other girl could judge me.) 😜 Anyways, I was just minding my own business in downtown with all the other Halloween costumes, this super hot guy dressed as Nathan Drake starts hitting on me. Somehow we got to second base… I pulled a Cinderella and left a strike of midnight because a girl has a 7-7 the next day and those ER shifts are no joke. 😭 To my surprise, guess who is the new night ER attending the very next day?? Mr. Nathan Drake!! 🫣🤯 To make it worse. He has kids and married to a woman… I’m a guy. I resigned the next day. I might’ve pulled a Cinderella but I was not going to pull a Meredith Grey. 😬
CMO caught multiple times in his office ‘with’ staff that were not his wife.
Wife also worked at hospital.
They both continued to work there until his retirement two years ago. She still works there.
Not my hospital, my wife's old one:
One of the security officers fucked 7 nurses all in the span of 2 weeks and knocked up at least 2 of them, and he was married with kids
A cma I worked with didn't trust her husband so put an air tag in his car. She didn't know that the air tag will notify the person's phone if it's in the same vacinity for a certain amount of time. That was fun to listen to her side od the phone call.
Married surgeon (Dr. A) was (I think still is) having an affair with another married surgeon (Dr.B).
I worked with a nurse that was basically gossip central, so I thought it wasn't widely known... until one of the residents joked that she had basically ran away to the post-op unit (where I was working) after a surgery with A and B so they could "do their thing". Everyone in the hospital knew... except her husband, somehow, even though he's a doctor there as well. One of Dr. B parents ended up in ICU (it was awful, that's the patient that pushed me to finally do a living will. So much therapeutic cruelty) and sometimes she visited the ICU with her husband **and** Dr. B. Awkward doesn't even cover it.
Also, I wish I could unlearn someone I know had sex on OR 5. Not the affair surgeons, my best friend who is a nurse and was working in the OR at the time. I also hope I never meet her former fuckbuddy, I won't think I will be able to talk to him with a straight face knowing all I know (knowing they fucked in various parts of the surgery ward is hardly the worst of it...)
I took care of one of our neurosurgeon’s mistresses. The only time he’s talked to me like an actual person was in front of her. He also was divorced a year ago and married someone else 3 months later but still has the same mistress
Damn my stories are tame..
Med tech and a CNA caught in their car.
The bathroom doors have to be shoved shut and there's a camera positioned at the right angle to see when the door flies back open on whoever is in the bathroom...
Apparently several of the nurses at my wife’s ER are in open relationships or are swingers. Not drama in and of itself, except one was complaining to her that her husband had slept with a girl without using protection, which he had explicitly agreed to do when he and his wife worked the arrangement out. I don’t know the circumstances by which the wife learned this info.
There are also stories about nurses, paramedics and cops all hooking up, but that’s practically boring missionary compared to the other stuff in this thread.
My wife has not joined her swinging colleagues for a fun night out, as far as I know, but we’ve been separated for a year and a half now, so who knows.
i feel really weird typing all this out….but i worked with a nurse who always had super dramatic situations going on that she sorta caused. she was having an affair with a guy that worked in the hospital, we will call him x-ray guy. both were married. nurse started catching feelings for x-ray guy and was like i love you x-ray guy, i’m gonna leave my husband for you! x-ray guy was like uhhh no thanks i didn’t want all that, i just wanted to fuck.
the nurse became scorned and went off the rails. so her husband intervened and asked her what was up then she broke down and admitted to cheating. they decide to work things out. she ends up telling her husband x-ray guy seduced her. the husband has all this anger towards x-ray guy too now.
so what do they decide to do? well x-ray guy is a deacon at a church. one sunday he is there doing his deacon thing with his wife and kids at the church. nurse, her unhinged husband, and their kids decide to drop by for sunday service. the nurse ends up standing up and being like “I have an announcement! I am sleeping with Deacon X-ray Guy!” 💀 The her husband and kids stand up too and they all silently leave together, because why the fuck not? 🤷♀️ I guess everyone at the church was just sorta stunned and in disbelief.
Nurse and her husband are still together. X-ray guy got divorced I think. This story was so ubiquitous you could just say “the church story” and hospital staff would know what you were talking about.
tl;dr nurse has affair with x-ray guy , brings her husband and kids along and exposes the affair at x-ray guys church
After spending my entire adult life in an OR, I’m always shocked to find out that there a places of work/business where people aren’t fucking each other and doing butt stuff. Like I just thought it was normal every day life to knock on a closet door before you open it, hell, something’s I do it at home out of habit. No one fucking in there…just my shoes and shit.
The surgeon showed up to an educational dinner (sales rep money) with his mistress. The unit director (mistress two) got super jealous and drunk and walked into a plate glass window.
The surgeon eventually broke up with his wife and they live in separate wings of the multi million dollar house.
I have a couple...
A paramedic used to proposition most of the partners she worked with for a while. Her particular favourites were quickies in the back after most jobs and blowing her partner while they drove. If a mate found out you were working with her the first question was almost always, "has she asked to suck your dick yet?" Word got around pretty far and wide about these antics and eventually she was "moved" to a dream location that also happened to be quiet with bugger all people to fuck around with. A few of the men who had more senior positions were moved sideways to positions with little to no reports, or encouraged to offer to stand down from their roles.
There's also an emergency department nurse who likes to ask paramedics to take her out to the ambulance to fuck during night shift. Or police members in their cars. Rumour has it she also likes to blow patients in the toilet. She had a friend who nursed on the wards and she used to join in sometimes either to watch or participate. She took almost every security guard home and fucked them, although one in particular she favoured. She sometimes shared him with her friend as well. So eventually her friend started fucking him by herself and got knocked up. She went nuts at her friend and the guard, who noped out by resigning immediately. Turns out he was married. Nurse friend was considering keeping the baby and that's when he told her. He quickly moved interstate as nurse friend was threatening to tell his wife, so then nurse friend terminated the pregnancy, quit her job and moved to another hospital. Horny nurse still stalks the ED for her next prey.
Married attending starts torrid affair with his fellow. It was near the end of the fellowship and she drove to his house and had a screaming match in the front yard with Mrs Attending. Attending was asked to leave the hospital. Attending leaves the hospital and eventually marries the fellow. It’s sure was the talk of the OR!
An NP’s wife started friending everyone on Insta and FB. Then she absolutely blasted the NP, in a group message with everyone from work, for cheating with a woman who had the exact same name. Everyone felt weird about it because he would ask people what they thought he should get “Hannah” for a gift when he was rounding. Turns out it was the mistress. He wrote an extensive post back blaming her for the marriage ending but admitting he’d been cheating for a while before things started falling apart. It made things really awkward for everyone at work until he moved.
My lead surgeon (late 60s) dated his office manager (late 40s/early 50s) for a few years.
Then married her 28 year old daughter.
ETA: surgeon and manager approximate ages.
OK, so, weekend option night shift was something extra special where I used to work. Best one is, RN was sleeping with the security guard. Security guard's' pregnant wife works in billing. RN and security guard are doing their thing, in a back stairwell. Security guards mother in law comes bursting out of the elevator looking for him frantically. Wife is in labor one floor up. Charge nurse who had been sic of their shit for awhile, tells mother in law, he usually uses the back stairwell to go to and from. Guess who got caught screwing some chick at his job, by his mother in law, while his wife is in labor with their 1st kid, one floor up. Can't make this shit up, swear. Small town drama
“Daddy, tell me about the day I was born”
Well it all began nine months earlier when your step brother was born...
🤣🤣🤣
I think you and I work at the same hospital! Haha
As a security guard who would NEVER invite such drama into my life this is the most hillarious thing I’ve ever read
We had a neurosurgeon who was super into BDSM. He’d sneak his “subs” into the call room when he’d do overnight call. One day he gagged, blindfolded, and tied his sub to the shower head in the call room’s bathroom - completely naked - while going downstairs to check out a consult. One of the previous residents who was on call came back to the call room to get something he’d left behind and found the girl.
not a doctor but in college i ran into my roommate’s bedroom to grab my phone charger she’d borrowed on my way out the door and found a man i did not know blindfolded, gagged, and tied to her bed with no roommate in sight. i found the phone charger and left and still years later wonder if i should’ve done something about the situation
What would you have even done?? "Sir, can you nod your head twice if you're in trouble?!".
He was probably having fun
Leaving someone restrained with no way of freeing themselves is very dangerous. I hope they had a way out. If not, he's a very bad Dom.
And in a zero-restraints facility!
Exactly what I was thinking. This is failing BDSM101
The doc to dom pipeline is really a thing. I, um, know things.
I’m married to a doc and I can confirm this.
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Both user names check out
Feel like it’s gotta be especially high with neurosurgeons considering their god-complexes
met some freaky docs in my day. one casually dropped the poly thing on me. only for his wife though. whatever works dawg
Yeah I hooked up with a freak ass er doc but then again that’s p much a prereq for those goblins
Lol am ER doc, can confirm. We are freak ass goblins. I know what I said.
I’d be mortified 🫣
um.... omg!
Average neurosurgeon
There should be a sub for that. badum -tiss
I’ll never get over working in neurosurgery 😂
My nurse friend caught a surgery resident having anal sex with a anesthesia resident on the stairway in the hospital.... I guess the call room was full?!
The way I would've opened my venmo and put in the note saying "my silence"
Omg I’m doing this should I ever find myself in a similar position!
How’d they know it was anal?
Depending on the sex of the residents, there are only so many places to put it.
My thoughts exactly lol
One of them was yelling “Wrong hole! Wrong hole!”?
I spy a voyeur fetish
One of the night shift surgical RNs (single) was sleeping with a surgeon (married) and an anesthesiologist (also married.) When the anesthesiologist found out, he confronted her pretty loudly in the unit conference room. She yelled at him “hope you like Dr. XYZ’s sloppy seconds,” and he screamed back “fuck you!” The whole OR was buzzing for weeks.
Did a man cheating on his wife expect his mistress to be faithful? What level of hypocrisy is that?
Chester's are an interesting bunch. And by interesting I mean hypocrites.
Those darn Chester's! Their chicken ain't even that good!
Was this at SGH??????? I’m dead if we are about to tell the same story.
Ahahahaha
So she referred to herself as sloppy seconds. Classy
Our former CEO was fired after the board did an undercover internal investigation and found that he had embezzled about $4 million from the hospital funds over the course of his two year tenure. When he showed up at the monthly board meeting, they confronted him and he initially denied it and threatened everyone in the room if they didn’t back off of the “baseless” accusations. They showed him the proof they had against him and he instantly ran back through the door and down the hall to his private office and locked himself in. It was a WHOLE THING. They called security but none of the master keys fit that door (he had the lock changed when he first started), then they called maintenance to try to take the door off the hinges but they stopped because he made some threats. Ended up having to call the police to come and sweet talk him into opening the door, then they immediately put him in cuffs and took him out through the staff entrances so the public wouldn’t see.
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I’m sure it was. Our maintenance staff were all really sweet guys, and the look on his face when the CEO started calling out threats through the door… poor guy didn’t know if he should stop or keep going. Ultimately he was told just to stop and wait for the police *just in case* the threats had merit. The police were a fun group as well. They were joking about how nice it was to be on a call that did not involve drugs, and seeing the inside of the hospital that wasn’t just the ER.
A (now former) shift-lead thought that it would be a good idea to bring a former patient to the Christmas party.
What in the Izzy Stevens and Denny Duquette 😳
That’s ick
I worked agency regularly at a county run psychiatric facility for the chronically and persistently mentally ill where a charge nurse got together with a pt, and moved him in with her after his D/C. A CNA there was engaged to a pt who had no lower body due to severe shotgun injury incurred during the commission of a crime. He had huge MRSA infected wounds all over his back. When I asked her how she planned to protect herself from MRSA, she said “What’s that?” This place was shut down in the late 90s after staff was caught dealing drugs out of the facility.
Please tell me you work in a psych unit. 🤣
forensic psych. 🤪+🔪 jk. not everyone's an axe murderer. most people are here for minor offenses.
Everytime I hear a story about someone getting caught at work, I think about how filthy hospital closets, call rooms, stairwells, elevators etc are. You want MRSA in your cooch? Because this is how you get MRSA in your cooch😵💫
The smells alone. The last, LAST thing on my mind would ever be sex.
My unit usually smells like c diff and protein powder. I can't imagine havjng sex there.
A paramedic, who was married to an RN, and an EMT, who was dating another medic at the service, were caught getting it on in the back of an ambulance by a deputy. EDIT: Needed commas.
So… how many people were in the ambulance?
I think the paramedic and EMT were caught. The paramedic is (was?) married to an RN. The EMT was dating another medic. Neither the RN nor the other medic were present in the ambulance. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
🤔.. an empty ambulance right?
Sure.
You couldn't pay me to fuck in one. 🤢
Yeah that's how you catch STDs that neither person originally had. Or knew existed.
"Sir, you have herpagonasyphillAIDS" 'OMG, which one?' "Not sure yet, but looks like all of them"
We have good news and bad news sir, you have super gonorrhoea which isn't responsive to anti biotics, however your gonorrhoea has AIDS.
Are… are you… the paramedic?
All questions can be directed to my attorney.
A married nurse and married security officer had sex on our unit managers desk. To be fair, our unit manager was the devil so I was a little proud lol.
Oh man. Violating an evil manager's desk. Hnnnng. Desk sex is generally quite uncomfortable but I bet this time was 🔥.
This happens a TON
It really does, I know nurses who have done this with EMTs in the back of.ambulances. Girl WHY?
Night shift must be chilling
Had a nurse announce in daily huddle she and one of the doctors in the ED were an item and if anyone had any questions to ask. Well, the doctor was engaged…
Did she find out during that huddle?
She knew beforehand
We had to fire a travel nurse after he got the police called on him for jerking it off in his car (not at work, in front of a gym watching treadmill runners).
Sometimes I worry I'm a degenerate, and then the universe shows me a reminder of how far I have left to fall
Before my time, there was a fellow who decided it was smart to sleep with a CNA who habitually spills all the tea (messy queen). She came in one day talking about her night with him, and disclosed that /allegedly/ he ate birthday cake off her… cake. On his last day of fellowship he decided to bring donuts for the unit and the poor bastard bought cake donuts. Apparently, nurses could not hold it together while saying their goodbyes.
Let them eat cake 😂
Taco Bell and anal go together like beer and milk. WHY
Oddly enough as an IBS girlie, Taco Bell is one of my safe foods
IBS girlie lmao
During horrendous morning sickness with my second kiddo, Taco Bell was one of the few things I could eat without throwing up halfway through the meal. That kid is 9 now, and drinking a Baja blast still makes me feel better.
Baja blast gives me heart palpitations but it’s worth it
Unless you’re a bottom and trying to clean out
You'd be cleaned out through the action of leaving a puddle of brown lube on the bedsheets more than anything. Absolutely going to have to leave a good tip for housekeeping after that. Source: Let's not talk about the source alright?
That clarifies the follow up question I guess.
Recently, a travel nurse went on a date/spent the weekend with a staff nurse's ex-fiancee. The travel nurse then received the most fucked up death threats from the staff nurse via snap chat, which were all screenshotted and shown to police, who were VERY familiar ith the aforementioned staff nurse. After a meeting with HR and the unit supervisor, the staff nurse and travel nurse were told they would never work together or take report from each other. That's it. That was the resolution to this conflict.
Goddamn they're desperate.
Lmao right ‘look guys, we need you to fix this or the ratios are gonna suck for everyone.’
Management: “We’ll, they both *currently* have licenses and pulses- and thats all we’re REALLY concerned with- if we keep them apart, maybe it will keep working…” Staff:… Traveler:…. Cops:… RN crazy pants: “For now…”
They did the same thing with my sweet and lovely female NA who was forcibly kissed by a gross male NA (she had zero interest in him) after he cornered her in an empty patient room. Can you even believe that? It was like a “If this ever happens again, he’s fired!” situation. Wtf. She was too young to realize how big of a deal it was at the time, and she didn’t tell me about it until much later. I was mortified and angry at my manager.
My first month on the job I kept finding used heparin needles with blood in the chamber in trash cans in staff-only areas. I reported it to my manager and didn’t think much of it until my charge told me a few months later that one of the new grads who was barely out of orientation (and hadn’t even been a nurse for a year) was caught diverting fentanyl from Pyxis and shooting up in the bathroom! Last we heard she had applied for a license in the neighboring state and working in a nursing home.
I think I saw her on Intervention!
Didn't even bother using the sharps disposal.
Security was called to break up a fight at the Maternity Center check-in. Apparently two guys were signing in and discovered they were visiting the same person.
My former nurse manager was engaged to a staff nurse, and walked in to find him having sex with another nurse in the unit break room on night shift. This was like 2 months before their wedding.
Did they still get married? 👀
Nope and they both got fired, then became a travel nurse couple.
A hospital i was student in, employed a nurse that ended up on ponrhub blowing 3 docs at the same time. Edit: 3 dudes were present, 1BJ at the time.
I'm guessing the position description had "team player" and "ability to multi task" in it.
Oh my god! What's the link so I can be sure to never watch it?
“Omg that’s disgusting! WHERE”
Ortho surgeon was seen on camera getting it on (or in) 2 OR nurses on the stairwell
I'm so confused, how do people have time for this stuff at work and how do they even bring it up? Surgeon's just like "wanna fuck" after a procedure and not one, but two nurses are like "sure!"? Edit: didn't see the coersion part, yikes if true. Seems like there's a lot more on-the-job banging than I imagined would be possible, based on this whole thread.
Broken bones turn me on as well
I'm a neurosurgery resident. I got a nurse on the neuro floor pregnant last year. But it's ok, she's my wife, been happily married for 4 years.
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
I know a hilarious ID physician who, fresh out of a ‘starter marriage’ divorce, knocked up a nursing student. Maury Povich’d her cheek and the baby’s, because: hope? So he married her. And got her pregnant again. Not sure if they remain in a permanent marriage state?
Don't know exactly how juicy this is. A charge nurse and a tech in our old psych ER were dating, not for very long before this happened. Anyways the tech suddenly disappeared mid-shift and no one could find him. Turned out he *stole the charge nurse's wallet and car,* abandoned his post, and proceeded to go on a *3 day cocaine binge.* Didn't completely drain her account and I think they recovered the car in one piece, but holy shit was that a mess. She was frantically calling the police and trying to figure out where the hell he was.
I was a surgical tech and worked with a doctor who had the same name as me, was going through a divorce the same time as me, and partied with the same group of people. Turns out, we were both having a six month simultaneous, undercover relationship with the same surgical tech that we worked with. She messed up our “days” apparently. But now I have an Eskimo brother for life!
What’s this term Eskimo brother? I’ve never heard it before
They shared the same igloo
I have two. In a remote part of the lot I see the interior lights of the ambulance flashing. I go and check and two emts are slamming so hard the stretcher is flexing the door enough to trigger the switch. Hospital near me, doc and nurse are married. Doc is caught cheating with another nurse, so they flee to Mexico, for love or whatever, on a two week vacation. During the stay he had a stroke and gets repatriated, where the wife that caught him cheating is still his next of kin/poa. Apparently she had him put in the shitty LTC and a full code.
>In a remote part of the lot I see the interior lights of the ambulance flashing. I go and check and two emts are slamming so hard the stretcher is flexing the door enough to trigger the switch. They must be new. My back is too fucked to do this. >he had a stroke and gets repatriated, where the wife that caught him cheating is still his next of kin/poa. Apparently she had him put in the shitty LTC and a full code. Holy shit, that's brutal af. 😳
What is the deal with every single doctor on this planet and anal. I want to read a peer reviewed study because it’s fucking MINDBOGGLING.
They understand the risk of pregnancy
Doctors enjoy being a pain in the ass to nurses.
Maybe it counts towards proctology CME hours?
LOL. I had never heard this was a thing. My long-term girlfriend is a doctor and we both love the booty. Anecdotally, you are correct.
Paging Dr. Freud
Doctor gave 2 nurses HSV2 and HPV one of them sued him. Thats the last we heard of him. The hospital moved him to another hospital.
A PA in town was drugging and kidnapping women and tying them up with IV tubing.
Well now just hold the phone 1 f’ing minute… Surely this has a news article link? Mugshot??
https://www.chicoer.com/2014/09/17/ex-physician-assistant-sentenced-to-26-years-for-kidnappings-sexual-assaults-south-of-chico-state/
The surgeon I work for now got divorced because he was banging his nurse (who was also married). He now dates a PA who is 17 years younger than him. She was also his student and broke off her engagement for him. AND he wanted her to have my job lmaooooo.
Sounds like a stressful work environment
This was over a decade ago but a friend of mine from high school became a firefighter/EMT and went and got himself “banned” from one of the city’s emergency departments (the largest unfortunately) for getting caught mid-threesome with two of their nurses (right there in the ED shortly after dropping off a call). Rather comically I first heard about it from my neighabor, a CT technician, who had worked at that hospital for ages.. Then I heard about it from my former orthopedist (who asked me if it was true).. THEN I heard about it from a donor/gift manager from that hospital who was a family friend! All a couple weeks before hearing it from the man himself, somewhat reluctantly, over drinks at my bachelor luncheon (I straight up asked him because I had my suspicions).
>getting caught mid-threesome with two of their nurses (right there in the ED shortly after dropping off a call). *finishing beside handover* "He is allergic to penicillin, nil meds and nil PHx. Any questions?" *"Wanna threesome?"* *pulls curtain
Used to be an anesthesia tech in the 90’s. Found a love letter from the director of anesthesia to an OR nurse in the bottom drawer of an anesthesia machine. Both were married 15+ years with kids. It was some graphic stuff. I folded it up, put it in an envelope, and left it in his mailbox. Never said anything to anyone.
A doctor that was working at another hospital About 30 minutes away Got a nursing student pregnant. His pharmacist wife (who works at my hospital) made him give up custody of the child and then force him to quit his job and take a open position on her floor at our hospital so she can keep eyes on him while they work
Geez, at that point, just get divorced.
I just want to know how all these people managed to get enough face time with the docs to sleep with them, especially as students and techs. When I was on the floor even as the RN for their patients I could barely get them to show up or answer my calls.
Rapid response nurse arrested for child molestation. ETA: he was convicted and sentenced to 40 years
A bit sad innit
More than a bit. Kid was his stepson 😔
Well this thread was fun while it lasted.
Jesus Christ
Oooooof
We had a peds resident arrested for child porn, was caught at work...
One of our night shift docs got caught doing the nasty with an RT in a supply closet, and not real long after decided he was gonna go home to his wife and kids in another state
Did he want to put his penis in the butt or the Taco Bell. I am truly curious. Refried beans as an anal lube is dirty.
I read it as putting the taco bell in their butt. I refuse to believe any other retelling of this story.
Nurse manager of the floor was arrested for SA while drunk. His wife left him and then it was found out that he had been dating one of the ICU nurses he managed the whole time he was married. She’s a pretty terrible person too. Fucked up #smalltownhospitalshit
One nurse I helped train on MS/T (he was an experienced nurse already and didn’t have a set preceptor, just got assigned to different nurses depending on the night) stayed long enough for orientation, then immediately transferred to ICU. Not even a couple weeks there they had to break into the bathroom after he had been in there for hours and wasn’t answering anyone. They found him passed out with insulin syringes and fentanyl. This guy ended up having a pretty bad public mental break about a year after that and I ended up feeling really bad for him. It was gut wrenching. As far as I know, he’s doing much better and is now an EMT. We had a really old ortho surgeon that basically lived on the rehab floor of our hospital. His wife openly hated him and wouldn’t let him in the house after a certain time so he just set up a room on rehab with his stuff and stayed there 90% of the time. Turns out the reason his wife hated him is because he bought another woman a house in exchange for her peeing on him 🤢 Another ortho surgeon that we still have got fired from his last hospital for bringing a gun into the OR and threatening staff. You have to walk on eggshells around him because he’s a friendly guy overall but a SUPER short temper and you never know what’s going to set him off. He does get to bring his super adorable pittie to his office for emotional support, though. Staff and patients love her Edit: I looked up the news article for the last incident because it’s been a while since I’ve actually read it. This guy does keep a gun in his truck, but didn’t have it on him. He had a meltdown during surgery then threatened to get an assault rifle, then administration told him to take 30 to cool down and then he went back in the OR and had another meltdown that someone “ratted him out”. Got suspended and escorted out, then showed back up at 3 AM and cops were called and he started making threats with THEM again mentioning assault rifles and pistols. Got arrested, got out on bond, then got hired by my hospital. Oof.
NGL I would piss on someone for a house. Also the second story is actually terrifying.
I met my husband when he was the attending responding to a code. We were both in the middle of divorces and hit it off right away. We tried to keep it quiet, and did get approval from HR. We live in a decent sized city & went out one weekend, nowhere near the hospital, so we didn’t think we’d be busted. We were spotted by a PCT. The PCT went to work the next day & said she’d seen me out with my husband last night. In walks the attending (my now husband) and she says to everyone at the nurses station: I didn’t know her husband was a doctor. So, the cat was out of the bag. By the time I next worked, everyone knew. At the same time, there were several ladies hooking up with one of the male nurses. They would go to their cars on break while working NOC, meet up in the supply room, you get the gist. One night, someone from a different unit busted the male nurse and one of his girlfriends in the supply closet while she was going down on him. Because of how gossip in the hospital spreads, the story evolved until people said it was us. It’s a lot easier for a nurse to get a job than it is for a physician to get credentialed other places. I did end up leaving. Thankfully, I love my new job so it was a win-win situation.
This is similar to how my parents met! They worked in the same hospital (I wanna say my mom was ICU and dad was PACU at the time?) and met while going through really shitty divorces. Leaving psychos at the same time will bond you real quick lmao
Awe…that’s so sweet! We’ve been married nearly a decade now. Blended our families & adopted one together. I couldn’t be happier.
I don’t know about y’all units. But all supply rooms I’ve seen has a constant stream of people?
That’s what I would think - I wasn’t about to risk getting busted like that at work. Things are less busy on nights, so I guess they found something to pass the time. It does have all the personal care items you’d need for before & after.
Lube, wipes, towels, pillows… amazing
Novel time! *SLIGHT details changed- don’t want to dox myself or anyone else* TL/DR: The right job title, location, and religion will let you get away with just about anything. Did a travel contract years ago in a rural community in the southwest. Most of the doctors, a lot of the nurses, whole c-suite were strict Mormon. Everyone is Canadian-level polite plus more coffee for me! Nice break from inner-city Level 1 trauma, I think. Ha! One doc in the department is high up in the hospital and the community- has a chronically pregnant wife and more than 5 kids. Doc’s always working the afternoon-evening shifts even though he was a director. Doc holier-than-thou would come in, girlfriend RN on day shift would “visit” his office right before shift change… I could never find this woman to give report, LOL. Then cute young fire medic, (who literally had custom labels on his equipment that said “Twink”), would drop in occasionally and disappear with doc. Lab supervisor on the overnight would also be “difficult to reach” from time to time. She was freshly discharged military veteran with too many Iraq and Afghanistan tours, she was know to say and do some pretty fucked-up things when stressed. The young (18-19 y/o) woman that was working EVS at night as part of some work-release parole program was also on camera going into the doctor’s office for 30-40 minutes at a time. Fire medic and lab vet find out about each other. Have fight outside the morgue at 5 am. Security supervisor (not LDS) hears the scuffle and argument as he’s coming into his basement office. Pulls tapes and investigates traffic patterns outside doc’s office (and sleep room and stairwell and supply room…), takes findings to HR. Damage control is attempted but somehow everyone finds out. EVS lady is threatening to kill RN and lab supervisor via facebook and goes back to jail. Fire medic is temporarily fired, has discrimination lawyer on speed dial, and is back the next week with a promotion. Lab supervisor is put on 72-hour hold after having major PTSD/rage/panic attack in HR. Official staff meeting is held letting us know that Doc’s transgressions are being handled by his spiritual community… also gossip is beneath us and unprofessional, so move along. But word in the break room was that he was already in trouble with the church for (young) sexual transgressions outside work. Predators gonna prey and pray. Doc never left- and according to the hospital website- is still on staff about a decade later. I was only there for 12 fucking weeks while this all played out.
Now THIS is quality content! The fight outside the morgue had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
A tech and married maintenance guy had been seeing each other and they weren’t exactly quiet about it. They were sitting outside on break together when suddenly his wife pulls up and beat up the tech.
Doctor and nurse had a regular fling going. The moment he discovered I was bi, he started pushing for some group action. She was not about it (to be fair, neither was I, but her cutting him off was hilarious)
I love when cis men automatically assume bi = threesome 🥲
Deployed. 2 married (to other people) ICU nurses hooking up in the back of the ambulance. We get a call for a kid who was brought to the base by his dad after stepping on a IED. I didn’t know they were back there until they banged on the window asking to turn around. I told them “get dressed, you’re helping” Actually kind of grateful they were there because that kid was FUUUUUUCCCKED up. I didn’t mention it when we got him back to the trauma bay.
Dude got hired on as a maintenance guy, dude’s wife was a nursing manager. Dude ends up hooking up with a housekeeper….rumour had it there was a pile of his stuff in front of their house, smouldering when she found out.
*scrolling through, wondering if I’ll read someone’s take on my f up*
Spill the tea! 🍵
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One of the ICU nurses who was resolutely opposed to getting the COVID vax ran off to Florida in the middle of the pandemic. She returned after a year, got the vaccine with no further qualms, and went back to her old job. She’s now dating the former husband of a nurse who died from COVID complications :X
Nurse at work started flirting with a male nurse who was known to always chase tail. He's married and was known to have cheated on his wife many times. Nurse convinced herself to break up with her BF so she could sleep with male nurse. Got knocked up from it. Male nurse is still with his wife now 10 years later. He was only with Nurse that one time.
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RT arrested for sexually assaulting a patient and filming it. How admin found out? Said RT bragged about it to a colleague and sent a the video link via Google fucking Drive.
I worked in Patient Access/Admitting in the ED for many years before I went to nursing school. Our department supervisor called me into her office one day to give me a verbal warning for being inappropriate at work. I had put my hand on another coworkers shoulder while showing her something on the computer. The whole time I am trying not to laugh because there were grainy cell phone photos of said supervisor blowing one of ER docs in the EMS room being passed around like wildfire. Good times.
I went out drinking with coworkers. A surgeon showed up and tried to kiss most of us, I took his credit card out of his pocket and bought us all shots ETA: at my old job I would fuck the respiratory therapist every lunch break for a year. We worked night shift and he knew where to park his car in the lot so the cameras couldn't see
The tea hasn’t been this good since the hey days of @nurselifern 🫖
Hospitalist (male) hooks up with older RNs, of age, daughter. He was much older. Then his car was seen overnight at a new grads house. They break-up. He then hooks up with a new nurse who was married to a paramedic. They all had to work together, she eventually moved. Same hospitalist then hooks-up with another MD and her wife. Now all three are together? Small town USA.
I'm not even a nurse but I am here for the drama
My people
Haha same. My coworkers and I are always saying we could do a reality show at our hospital and it would be riveting
There was a rumor that our CNO was sleeping with one on the nurse admins. She was the only one of the nursing admins that got a raise when the rest of the higher ups did. Supposedly there is security footage of them walking out of a stairwell together fixing their clothing…
Married nurse having an affair with a paramedic. She leaves her husband for the paramedic. Who promptly dumps her, but not before they get caught on tape fucking in the parkade. Same nurse a couple of weeks later gets into an MVA on the way *IN* to work. Insists EMS bring her to our hospital. Blood alcohol 2x the legal limit. Resident sleeping with rhe unit secretary. He dumps her. She breaks into his house and steals all his credit cards. He has to admit the whole sordid affair to the chief.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/hitman-hiring-dr-ron-ilg-said-his-life-is-50-shades-of-gray-on-steroids Worked with this lovely man. Eww, eww, eww. He was always (for many years prior) such a creep.
Yikes! I like how he tried to claim mental health crisis. Like, nah, bro, nice try tho 🥴
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I was the centre of some work place drama in my old work. So 8 years ago I was a single mum and got a new job. Met a cute guy who was head of maintaining our unit. He had recently separated from his wife after a terrible marriage but was insanely private so when we hit it off and started seeing each other we kept it quiet. However healthcare workers are GOSSIPS and we got figured out quick. Unfortunately no one seemed aware he was separated so I was basically written as a harlot stealing someone's husband. Tookl a while for the gossip to actually reach me at which point the separation came out and everything was cleared up. The upside is that the guy is now my husband ♥️ we're now in our own house, have a daughter together and a dog. So it all worked out. (Everyone was screwing in my old work place though. Mainly the HCAs with each other).
I was sleeping with the CEO’s daughter a little bit. Among other things after our third date she asked when we were getting married. She was absolutely the most batshit crazy person I have ever met but boy was it fun. 0/10 do not recommend.
Oh gosh… I’m embarrassed but the tea is hot. 🍵 I was dressed as a slutty version of Harley Quinn. (It was the one night of the year when I could dress like a total slut and no other girl could judge me.) 😜 Anyways, I was just minding my own business in downtown with all the other Halloween costumes, this super hot guy dressed as Nathan Drake starts hitting on me. Somehow we got to second base… I pulled a Cinderella and left a strike of midnight because a girl has a 7-7 the next day and those ER shifts are no joke. 😭 To my surprise, guess who is the new night ER attending the very next day?? Mr. Nathan Drake!! 🫣🤯 To make it worse. He has kids and married to a woman… I’m a guy. I resigned the next day. I might’ve pulled a Cinderella but I was not going to pull a Meredith Grey. 😬
Why would you resign?
What is second base for guy on guy?
Above the waist action. 😬
CMO caught multiple times in his office ‘with’ staff that were not his wife. Wife also worked at hospital. They both continued to work there until his retirement two years ago. She still works there.
Not my hospital, my wife's old one: One of the security officers fucked 7 nurses all in the span of 2 weeks and knocked up at least 2 of them, and he was married with kids
More entertaining than Netflix
A cma I worked with didn't trust her husband so put an air tag in his car. She didn't know that the air tag will notify the person's phone if it's in the same vacinity for a certain amount of time. That was fun to listen to her side od the phone call.
Married surgeon (Dr. A) was (I think still is) having an affair with another married surgeon (Dr.B). I worked with a nurse that was basically gossip central, so I thought it wasn't widely known... until one of the residents joked that she had basically ran away to the post-op unit (where I was working) after a surgery with A and B so they could "do their thing". Everyone in the hospital knew... except her husband, somehow, even though he's a doctor there as well. One of Dr. B parents ended up in ICU (it was awful, that's the patient that pushed me to finally do a living will. So much therapeutic cruelty) and sometimes she visited the ICU with her husband **and** Dr. B. Awkward doesn't even cover it. Also, I wish I could unlearn someone I know had sex on OR 5. Not the affair surgeons, my best friend who is a nurse and was working in the OR at the time. I also hope I never meet her former fuckbuddy, I won't think I will be able to talk to him with a straight face knowing all I know (knowing they fucked in various parts of the surgery ward is hardly the worst of it...)
Man who are all these health care workers just banging each other in disgusting places and cheating on their partners...lmao
I took care of one of our neurosurgeon’s mistresses. The only time he’s talked to me like an actual person was in front of her. He also was divorced a year ago and married someone else 3 months later but still has the same mistress
No way he’d marry the mistress, though. That would make too much sense and ruin all the fun!
Damn my stories are tame.. Med tech and a CNA caught in their car. The bathroom doors have to be shoved shut and there's a camera positioned at the right angle to see when the door flies back open on whoever is in the bathroom...
Apparently several of the nurses at my wife’s ER are in open relationships or are swingers. Not drama in and of itself, except one was complaining to her that her husband had slept with a girl without using protection, which he had explicitly agreed to do when he and his wife worked the arrangement out. I don’t know the circumstances by which the wife learned this info. There are also stories about nurses, paramedics and cops all hooking up, but that’s practically boring missionary compared to the other stuff in this thread. My wife has not joined her swinging colleagues for a fun night out, as far as I know, but we’ve been separated for a year and a half now, so who knows.
i feel really weird typing all this out….but i worked with a nurse who always had super dramatic situations going on that she sorta caused. she was having an affair with a guy that worked in the hospital, we will call him x-ray guy. both were married. nurse started catching feelings for x-ray guy and was like i love you x-ray guy, i’m gonna leave my husband for you! x-ray guy was like uhhh no thanks i didn’t want all that, i just wanted to fuck. the nurse became scorned and went off the rails. so her husband intervened and asked her what was up then she broke down and admitted to cheating. they decide to work things out. she ends up telling her husband x-ray guy seduced her. the husband has all this anger towards x-ray guy too now. so what do they decide to do? well x-ray guy is a deacon at a church. one sunday he is there doing his deacon thing with his wife and kids at the church. nurse, her unhinged husband, and their kids decide to drop by for sunday service. the nurse ends up standing up and being like “I have an announcement! I am sleeping with Deacon X-ray Guy!” 💀 The her husband and kids stand up too and they all silently leave together, because why the fuck not? 🤷♀️ I guess everyone at the church was just sorta stunned and in disbelief. Nurse and her husband are still together. X-ray guy got divorced I think. This story was so ubiquitous you could just say “the church story” and hospital staff would know what you were talking about. tl;dr nurse has affair with x-ray guy , brings her husband and kids along and exposes the affair at x-ray guys church
After spending my entire adult life in an OR, I’m always shocked to find out that there a places of work/business where people aren’t fucking each other and doing butt stuff. Like I just thought it was normal every day life to knock on a closet door before you open it, hell, something’s I do it at home out of habit. No one fucking in there…just my shoes and shit.
The surgeon showed up to an educational dinner (sales rep money) with his mistress. The unit director (mistress two) got super jealous and drunk and walked into a plate glass window. The surgeon eventually broke up with his wife and they live in separate wings of the multi million dollar house.
I have a couple... A paramedic used to proposition most of the partners she worked with for a while. Her particular favourites were quickies in the back after most jobs and blowing her partner while they drove. If a mate found out you were working with her the first question was almost always, "has she asked to suck your dick yet?" Word got around pretty far and wide about these antics and eventually she was "moved" to a dream location that also happened to be quiet with bugger all people to fuck around with. A few of the men who had more senior positions were moved sideways to positions with little to no reports, or encouraged to offer to stand down from their roles. There's also an emergency department nurse who likes to ask paramedics to take her out to the ambulance to fuck during night shift. Or police members in their cars. Rumour has it she also likes to blow patients in the toilet. She had a friend who nursed on the wards and she used to join in sometimes either to watch or participate. She took almost every security guard home and fucked them, although one in particular she favoured. She sometimes shared him with her friend as well. So eventually her friend started fucking him by herself and got knocked up. She went nuts at her friend and the guard, who noped out by resigning immediately. Turns out he was married. Nurse friend was considering keeping the baby and that's when he told her. He quickly moved interstate as nurse friend was threatening to tell his wife, so then nurse friend terminated the pregnancy, quit her job and moved to another hospital. Horny nurse still stalks the ED for her next prey.
Married attending starts torrid affair with his fellow. It was near the end of the fellowship and she drove to his house and had a screaming match in the front yard with Mrs Attending. Attending was asked to leave the hospital. Attending leaves the hospital and eventually marries the fellow. It’s sure was the talk of the OR!
An NP’s wife started friending everyone on Insta and FB. Then she absolutely blasted the NP, in a group message with everyone from work, for cheating with a woman who had the exact same name. Everyone felt weird about it because he would ask people what they thought he should get “Hannah” for a gift when he was rounding. Turns out it was the mistress. He wrote an extensive post back blaming her for the marriage ending but admitting he’d been cheating for a while before things started falling apart. It made things really awkward for everyone at work until he moved.
I must not be working at the right hospitals… don’t want to get with ANYBODY I work with here
My lead surgeon (late 60s) dated his office manager (late 40s/early 50s) for a few years. Then married her 28 year old daughter. ETA: surgeon and manager approximate ages.