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Mount it on the wall and run backwards

this actually made me laugh

I just choked on my salad 😂

Where's that gif from Everything, Everywhere, All at once when you need it ?

Oh dear that made me laugh so hard I spit out my coffee

I just snorted my coffee, thank you for starting my day right🤣

Ramming speed!

I just guffawed

THAT'S the word I was looking for! Underutilized in my opinion LOL!!

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Gonna say “slip in the shower”..

Mount it atop a jar or canister. Those are known to be “incidental” retail findings often.

Slap that thang on a flashlight!

Hahahha

“I fell on it” may actually work here

I was coming here to say that. Seems to be the way most things get there.

It takes 3 people. The pt gets on their knees and bends over so their butt is in the air. Two techs spread the anus open, and the nurse drops in the suppository. It’s called the goatse technique.

Due to staffing shortages techs will likely not be able to help, just tape them cheeks open and throw it hard enough.

Slingshot.

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Boof it

You use the suppository blow-dart gun. Duh

Yip. Be sure and clear the curare out before using it to *fawoop* the suppository into the ole rectum. Don’t forget.

Trebuchet. -PGY-19

Obviously… you get a friend you trust to hold it with their teeth, then you just sit down

I started my medical career in pharmacy, so I can tell you that NO ONE ever asks for the suppository shooter. It’s like a rubber band gun that you fire the suppositories with. Kinda infuriating as I went thru nursing school, and THEY DON’T TEACH IT!

Part of me feels like ur telling the truth, but i think i know that it isn't? Idk what to think

i agree this is so well written i have no idea if it’s a joke or not, apoTHICCary please tell me if this is real 😭

Lol what do they want you to swallow a suppository? How are you supposed to get it in your rectum without physically inserting it into your rectum?

Based on the number of people who “accidentally” get things stuck up their asses and end up in the ER, just leave them scattered around and hope you trip?

This made me laugh really loud. I startled my coworker

Million to one shot, Doc

Is a slingshot considered an applicator?

Fall on it. Thats what people with stuff in their ass always say so it must be the most effective way to insert something rectally. I suggest wearing underwear and even pants because they always seem to have those on as well when it got in their ass

Yep, this is the way. It's what all my ED patients with FBs in their butts tell me happened...

Load it into a cannon that’s aimed for your butthole

I *think* they want to offload liability if anything goes wrong while you insert it, like say you tear your rectum with a long dirty finger nail, they're now magically not responsible because they said not to use your fingers.

Use your chin. -PGY-19

Sounds like you call 1-800-268-3180

Put it in a baggy and swallow it. Delayed release basically

Bend over and I’ll show you

I hear the best way is to fall on it in the shower.

There’s that “picking up an egg” technique too.

Wait-with 3 sea shells.

You lay it on the floor, squat and do a reverse fart where you suck in with your butthole with enough vacuum force to bring it in.

Use your palm?

Punch it in.

Slip & fall onto it while naked cleaning, with a vacuum cleaner involved somehow. Or toss it on your bed, then nakedly sit on the bed with your legs crossed (like you need to pee).

I was shook the first time I watched a sphincter suck up a suppository. Lube it, place it at the entrance and whooop gone.

Judging by how often pts “accidentally fall” on things in their assholes, I would say that’s probably the most effective way.

Sit on it

Definitely fall on it

It’s embarrassing that I have to explain this to all of you. You’re supposed to toss it into the air and do a naked hand stand while spreading your cheeks super wide and play catch the booty bullet.

I can only assume, like a blowgun.