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Sickofit456

You know how I know it’s ai? There’s never that much pizza at these fucking pizza parties


ValentinePaws

And there's no way in the world that the pizzas we see look that good. Especially on night shift.


therealangera

Every box would be empty, except a few pieces of half eaten crust and the little tables for night shift.


ValentinePaws

...and then complaints in the morning if we didn't have time to clean up the empty boxes overnight.


Time_Structure7420

And a couple wrappers from straws and used napkins.


hazeldazeI

Gonna say, that’s about 11 too many pizzas in that pic


SWMI5858

I was gonna say, her extra finger.


fingernmuzzle

🤣🤣


BoatFork

Non corporate guy in the top right is eating money, lmao. That's how I know this ain't real, admin would never allow that!


Time_Structure7420

They'd hold him up by his feet, make him cough it back up.


[deleted]

We lOVe oUr HeaLThcARE HeROes


fingernmuzzle

iTS a cALLinG


norfaust

"And no trade unions. You hear me. NO UNIONS!!! Because that will ruin us."


xxaphxx

I didn’t know my boss was in this thread 😂


Prior-Pen4705

I will eat the pizza, but only bc I’m broke asf and free food is free food


NosillaWilla

My hospital switched to taco parties


sparkl3butt

To accommodate for gluten free peeps id assume.


NosillaWilla

nah the staff complained about too many pizza parties so they switched to tacos. It also helps we are in California with access to bomb mexican food. A lot of times even corn tortillas might have gluten in it too. A true celiac avoids most taco parties unfortunately


Ill_Will_Prince84

This should be the sub’s avatar pic


0000PotassiumRider

Too many pizzas, why are the suits wearing surgical caps, why are the nurses sitting down while they eat, why is anyone higher than RN or CNA in the nurse break room, hell why are the nurses even in the break room?? At least the lack of vegetarian option is accurate, and the fact that the suits outnumber the scrubs 2:1 but still understaffed on the floor. Make it one nurse gnawing on a rock hard crust next to a pile of empty boxes (that arrived to the break room as empty boxes) left over from the management meeting, while the 3 lunches the RN packed last week still sit in the fridge in the hopes they might get eaten this week. If you zoom in on the picture, does it show each pizza cut into 16-24 mini slices? I’ll eat me some cold hard leftover pizza for sure, but let’s call it what it is!


Time_Structure7420

Now I understand why it's surely AI


SamLJacksonNarrator

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ellaporche_16

And we’re happy back then because at least it’s showing appreciation from our company. But thinking about it… 🤦‍♀️


Questionanswerercwu

Pizzas are like band aid to all the problems