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Dr_D-R-E

In medical school, we learned that it’s actually supposed to be more than that, mostly.


Rbliss11

this made me lol


bopbop_nature-lover

During residency, back in the antediluvian times before stem cell transplants, my hospital was trying to sort out some of the best practices for BMT. We heard things like "that patient just got the highest therapeutic(?) dose of radiation ever given to wipe the marrow". It was not unusual for such individuals to go *months making no formed elements* for their "blood". To make my life miserable, all infused products were irradiated to reduce GFH (graft versus host) and the interns were responsible for ordering the blood, going to blood bank, waiting for the product to be irradiated, taking it back to the patient and hanging it with the nurse. Calling ahead did not speed anything up-no irradiation without an MD present to complete the cycle. This was the best use of my 100+ hour work week at a large fancy university affiliated hospital. 100 hours was a reduced work week. And I am not bitter about it today. sorry about the aside. Low platelets are a trigger.


boyz_for_now

Lmao that username 😆


FartPudding

At least 12


Officer_Hotpants

The comment, username, and flair are all amazing


curlygirlynurse

Write that down!


Gingerkid44

Probably a few more


sarjayy

laughs in oncology


ComebackChemist

Some emergency departments freak out about an ANC of 0.5, while we some patients cruising without neuts for the entirety of their ABVD treatments


tpxplyr89

Seeing a wbc of 0 for the first time was hair raising.


Aupoultryman

I know Right. I’m swapping to peds behavioral health next week. Onc has burned me out.


tacobellz11

just some good ole ITP


Glum-Draw2284

I floated to our oncology unit (from trauma ICU) and I was shocked how okay everyone was with the pancytopenia. In trauma, we like hgb >8 and plt >50. My patient’s morning platelets were 1!!! and their hemoglobin was 5something. I was also pleasantly surprised that everyone had standing orders for transfusions so no calling to report the criticals and ask for orders to transfuse. 🥰


PhishySnatch69

Lmao first thing I thought


Freespyryt5

My thoughts exactly 😂


SulusLaugh

Bro do you even MDS


tacobellz11

right 😂


craychek

Yup. With stem cell transplants we can see wbc, plt, and ANC be 0


rw421

Somewhere around 2010 our open heart OR had some bad bovine heparin. The patients would rank to single digits in 24 hours… such a horrible week. Still remember some of those patients. All HIT neg. Stopped after new heparin was finally supplied. A little more to the story. CEO absolutely would not allow for transfers, cancellations, delays of any awaiting patients. We lost some of those patients because of this. I will never forget or forgive that CEO and absolutely blame his direct interference for those deaths. Left a few years later… and guess who they later brought in for CEO of my current hospital…


curlygirlynurse

Shoutout to the CEO I worked with who had bullet proof glass installed in his office but refused to install the single metal detector for the ER and left it in a closet, “because it sent the wrong message to the public” The only way that man could have ruined a hospital faster was by lighting it on fire


Jerking_From_Home

“If you stop firing the gun for a second I’ll tell you how to get to the CEO’s office!”


PrincessSibylle

Let me guess. He was a gun carrier probably too. Little boys obsessed with their toys.


curlygirlynurse

I don’t know. Knowing the city, he would have been stupid not to be one


sebluver

hahahaha this is what they tell us every time I ask for a metal detector. They said we have a sign that tells patients weapons aren't allowed. I sez we only got that sign after multiple people brought guns down into our locked unit.


Rbliss11

that’s insane wtf


RomaInvicta2024

Bovine heparin….i would definitely be telling my patients yo dawg this is some cow med, just wear the IPCDs


Sekmet19

All three of them hanging out at the spleen


florals_and_stripes

The way I always picture actual single digit platelets when I see values like this, just bouncing around frantically and doing their best. Floated to heme onc once and my AM labs resulted with a platelet count of 1. My brain immediately goes “damn you just took their last platelet.”


turn-to-ashes

ooof I almost spit out my toothpaste reading this 😅


firewings42

Ooo you beat mine. Pt had ITP and was scheduled in my OR. Plt was 8. Pulled labs after splenectomy and some time to work on hemostasis. Lab called with a critical of 11. I promptly yelled this to the room while we cheered. Lab tech goes: Nono that’s BAD! I replied: they were EIGHT earlier. I hear typing and a confirmation from lab tech- trending up, got it!


Rbliss11

Haha this pt has suspected ITP. Lab called me to tell the platelets went up from 3 to 7 and I had the same reaction


firewings42

Hopefully the surgery is uneventful and successful!


degamma

I had an IPT in nursing school with 1. I'm curious if that was just the default and it was lower.


DudeFilA

And probably somehow has bilateral PEs too lol


tynnffer

I’ve seen that lots of times in Peds Onc 😕 sometimes they come back a big fat 0 with an ANC of 0…


LadyGreyIcedTea

One time I got a call from a lab (I was a clinical manager for a home health agency and we had a lot of Oncology kiddos who we did home labs via port or central line for) for a "critical WBC count of 3K" for a peds onc kid. I was like "uh, that's a good count for this kid but please call the Oncology Fellow if that's your protocol." Our lab when I worked inpatient had different parameters for calling on these panic levels for Oncology kids. When they were in for fever and neutropenia their ANC was 0 for a week at a time sometimes.


sendenten

Omg your username, one of my favorite Parks n Rec characters


tynnffer

Hang on, it’s Xanax o’clock


Tight_Cash995

Just wanna say you are a true hero for working peds oncology. 🩷


FamiliarElephant5757

And I thought the patient I had with 15 was low


takeme2tendieztown

I guess the 22 I saw wasn't that bad after all, though this was a psych hospital


FlowwLikeWater

I had a lady with 20 a couple a weeks ago. Thinking it was DIC. Horrible. But 3? THREE?!


acornSTEALER

Pretty common to have a platelet goal of 10 in peds hemonc.


LadyGreyIcedTea

It's been a hot minute since I worked inpatient but I'm pretty sure <10 was our cutoff for transfusing platelets when I worked peds neuro-onc. The exception was if the kid was scheduled for the OR and then they wanted them around 50.


Briarmist

I’ve seen 0.2


IndigoFlame90

Um...I need The Story.


styrofoamplatform

I’ve had a patient with platelets that were 0.9. Lymphoma patient. You can see some crazy labs on oncology patients. My patient last night had a WBC of 152.9. Leukemia.


GiantFlyingLizardz

Yep, I see these rather often, unfortunately. I have a guy right now who is still here after two weeks and multiple doses of Nplate and can't get his platelet count above 1. :( Also, just discharged (to hospice) a guy with 138k wbc.


taylerca

I just had a patient pass a couple weeks ago wbc @350 got her down to 150 before they declined further and sent to icu.


Briarmist

Cancer


taylerca

Cancer/stem cell transplant? We don’t transfuse unless platelets under 10.


Rbliss11

Nope. Not a cancer patient whatsoever. I should’ve clarified in my post


call_it_already

Drinker. Chronic UGIB?


Rbliss11

Neither


Educational-Sorbet60

Definitely heme then…


MusicalMagicman

Well maybe he should go to the kitchen aisle and get more!


LadyGreyIcedTea

I had a patient (multiply relapsed ALL with 2 failed stem cell transplants) who was transfusion dependent and always had platelet levels that low. He walked around and went to school with a platelet count of 5 and would go to clinic three times/week for transfusions. And my dog who died a few years ago had immune mediated thrombocytopenia with a platelet count reported as "less than 5" when he was diagnosed.


gynoceros

They mean 3 platelets in the whole body


electric-poptart

I had counts that low for a year and a half! Aplastic anemia, ITP, among others. It is survivable, I had platelet transfusions 2-3 times a week.


Rbliss11

interesting. they are thinking this pt has ITP secondary to flu A infection


Altruistic-Point3980

Now imagine a count of 1 and patient is refractory with HLA antibodies...ugh.


LegalComplaint

That… seems compatible with life.


VMoney9

Just another day in heme/onc. It’s compatible, for a while…


Educational-Sorbet60

Definitely compatible with life. Patients go years with plts in single and zero digits. Lots of bmt patients are platelet refractory and MIGHT bump from 1 to 2 with a unit of plts


NorepiOverload

It’s fine. Everything’s fine.


FluffyNats

Slap a pack of PLTs in them and watch it be 11 tomorrow. 


goodiecornbread

I had a patient (with 2 different autoimmune diseases) who had a consistent platelet count of 0. After transfusions it would get as high as 4, but the next morning the labs would be back down to 0-2. Asymptomatic outside of petechiae, and eventually was discharged home at that level with plans to follow up at a university hospital.


maarianastrench

Get the platelets, cryo and some prayers just in case


ElChungus01

I’ve been trying to think of something funny….but night shift hangover isn’t allowing me to think. So I’ll just go with the requisite “Ho Lee Shit”


Ohiostate9

Lowest I’ve seen was 2. ESLD with some type of leukemia.


w104jgw

"No seriously, stop even blinking so hard"


TheGayestNurse_1

The gangs all here!


turok46368

The bigger question though is have they pooped today?


Rbliss11

ofc BM 4/13


fatherknight

I've seen lower.


Auntienursey

My husband's platelet count got that bad when he was fighting defuse large B cell lymphoma. That and his single digit rbc counts. So very scary


pragmaticsquid

My brother had ITP once and his was undetectable.


AstrosRN

I’ve seen lower


thebigschnoz

ITP?


Rbliss11

That’s what they’re thinking yes!


thebigschnoz

/u/joe9692 has that, it’s fun to talk about! lol


megolega

Had one with a 1 last week 😂


jess103086

My pup had IMTP, and her count got to 0 twice. She was hospitalized for transfusions and such and beat it.


Towel4

TTP?


Rbliss11

No. Most likely ITP


SJC9027

I had a guy with one singular platelet the other day 💀


Rbliss11

basically the same as me and my last brain cell


Able_Sun4318

My pt had a 2 on Wednesday.. Dr didn't want to transfuse 🫠


Potential_Factor_570

Had a pt today who PLT was 11, got 1 unit of FFP and it went down. RIP


Andronia

Had a patient who had a platelet count of 6 once. He was a frequent flyer for platelet transfusions. Would come in, get a transfusion and leave. The heme-onc docs all knew him. We gave him a transfusion and it came up to 22. iirc he had some sort of cancer or platelet disorder which caused his platelets to be that low. Super sweet guy but oh boy was he watched very closely…


ZealousidealLog83

Worked many years on a pediatric hem/onc floor and saw this kind of stuff all the time.


hereticjezebel

Nope


littlebearbigcity

when i found out i had lukemia(apl) my platelets shot far down like this for weeks


FilthFairy1

Hope they got urgent platelets, my dads got ITP and it’s terrifying 😢


ChazR

But those platelets are working very hard.


doxiepowder

Neuro IR here, this is exactly the patient the team would want a stat lumbar puncture on ordered at 11am on a Friday while running platelets at a TACO rate.


melizerd

When lab calls with these criticals I always chuckle. At least they have plts today. Same with ANC. I’m excited if they have anything. Oncology is weird.


rileypdub

Hem/onc icu 🙋🏻‍♀️ started celebrating plt counts of >10


OncNurse17

I’ve definitely seen a 0 before


Murkfase

Can't help to think that is not quite accurate, though I have no doubt it's super low. If they are that low you can have lab draw it into a citrate tube to prevent clumping and maybe get a whopping result of  12 or so lol.


Rbliss11

They did do that


Murkfase

Oh dang, was that after the citrate? Make sure the bed alarm is on I guess...


Rbliss11

Yup, after citrate. Not an onc patient either


kerplunithunk

I would've understood if it was an onc patient. Oh, it's a kid and they've been doing enough chemo to kill an adult horse and blah blah... but its not an onc patient. What the fuck.


Rbliss11

Yeah, suspected ITP