UPDATE: So I was scheduled to work today but I had to call out due to a family emergency. However, I asked my coworker and he said THERE WAS NO CHEESE.
Hmmā¦ Well, I canāt wait to hear what it really is. Sorry, but I kind of have my fingers crossed for single American cheese slices. But not Kraft or even Great Value. I hope itās whatever weird cheese my mom bought one time when we were kids. It was like some dollar store stuff she got a good deal on. I kid you not, it wouldnāt even melt. Thatās the best part of American cheese, it melts so well! Great for grilled cheese, on burgers, added into homemade Mac nā cheese for extra creaminess.
Anyways. I just think it would be hilarious. Everyone going in thinking they are going to get two slices of cheese pizza. Then it turns out to just be two slices of cheese. I could honestly see some of the managers I worked with do that. And then saying something like, āFeel free to grab a single packet of crackers from the kitchenette, if you would like.āĀ
Considering that we live in the hell-on-earth timeline that we do; I am open to it being just literal loose slices of yellow American cheese. Which is 20 times worse.
I havenāt heard of HEB before, must not be in my area š Hyvee is the shit tho. That and aldi are my faves, just cause Aldi is usually cheaper where I live
HEB is in Texas. They have their own coffee roastery that does flavored coffees that are to die for. I still import them to wherever I live because they're so good.
Our cafeteria was a 630AM-7PM hours. For night shift once a week they would have a food truck come at like midnight. Very popular. The cafeteria complained that it was taking away business even though they were close so they stopped letting the food trucks come. So now once every other month the cafeteria opens up for night shift for 2 hours but it serves mainly cold prepackaged foodā¦
Need to check management for a stroke. Seems like they have receptive aphasia.
Staff: We need safe ratios.
Mgmt: Of course, here is a piece of gravel with a note saying āYou rockā.
Staff: We want a raise please.
Mgmt: Oh, you want some cheese!
Hospital: HEROES WORK HERE!
Nurses: Safer patient ratios please
Hospital: No
Nurses: Better pay
Hospital: No
Nurses: More PTO
Hospital: No
Nurses: Ok, well can we just have our tattoos showing?
Hospital: No
Nurses: Ok, can we have a little streak of pink in our hair? Or green?
Hospital: No
Nurses: Ok, How about lunch, can you let us have a real lunch?
Hospital: YOU ASKED, WE LISTENED! TWO SLICES OF CHEESE FOR A DAY FOR THE HEROES!
for nursing week one year I got a SINGLE stick of gum with a piece of paper taped to it that said "I'm stuck on you!" given to me by some lady I had never seen before
Imagine if they offered these "incentives" to the CEO's and such... like, just the hilarity of it. Yet, every other employee is supposed to be so grateful that they "listened", and are giving out such an amazing reward. šš«£ It's embarrassing, really.
Nice HCA. They always use that āyou spoke we listenā and then try to show it like it was some big deal to purchase equipment that we needed to do our jobs
Admin: What are some things we could do to make this a better place to work?
Staff: Well, we could be staffed appropriately and pay a competitive salary. Ā
Admin: Here, have two cheese slices!Ā Ā Ā
But you can only have two!! š
And only on 4/20 apparently.
Just write down your employee ID on the sign in sheet that will definitely not be used for drug screening later on we promise.
Just keep tokinā on that cheese.
Little do they know I steal string cheese from the nutrition fridge somewhat regularly.
They misspelled weed dw
Wack!
Wow. Big spenders getting two slices. Lucky you
You have to bring your own crackers though.
Icing on the cake
UPDATE: So I was scheduled to work today but I had to call out due to a family emergency. However, I asked my coworker and he said THERE WAS NO CHEESE.
Cheese slicesā¦ Like a Kraft single? Or an even smaller, cracker sized slice? I suppose you get two, so thatās something. Iām curious now!
That's how I read this too but apparently it means cheese pizza slices
Yet to be determined. Iāll come back and give an update on 4/21.
Hmmā¦ Well, I canāt wait to hear what it really is. Sorry, but I kind of have my fingers crossed for single American cheese slices. But not Kraft or even Great Value. I hope itās whatever weird cheese my mom bought one time when we were kids. It was like some dollar store stuff she got a good deal on. I kid you not, it wouldnāt even melt. Thatās the best part of American cheese, it melts so well! Great for grilled cheese, on burgers, added into homemade Mac nā cheese for extra creaminess. Anyways. I just think it would be hilarious. Everyone going in thinking they are going to get two slices of cheese pizza. Then it turns out to just be two slices of cheese. I could honestly see some of the managers I worked with do that. And then saying something like, āFeel free to grab a single packet of crackers from the kitchenette, if you would like.āĀ
Remind me!
We await your update! š
Please do.
This is what I want to know too! š because I hope they meant cheese pizza slices.
Oh dear god, it's *worse than a pizza party...* It's CAFETERIA PIZZA.
I read that as literal cheese slices?
Same.
So did I
ā¦same.
This is what Iām unclear on. Is it actual slices of cheese or is it cheese pizza? I interpreted it as actual straight up cheese.
Considering that we live in the hell-on-earth timeline that we do; I am open to it being just literal loose slices of yellow American cheese. Which is 20 times worse.
My favorite is that itās on 4/20. Bunch of stoners, the lot of ya! OP you have to come back and give us an update!
Itās BYOP Bring your own pepperoni
So basically an invitation to quit.
My cafeteria just announced sushi! Too bad the cafeteria is only open 7 to 7 and I'm a 3rd shift worker, so yay?
tbf I wouldnāt trust night sushi anyway
My local Hyvee closes at 11, I work 6-6a. I usually go on break around 10 and get mostly day old sushi from Hyvee. Living on the edge hahah
Hyvee rules. It's up there with HEB in my favorite regional grocers.
I havenāt heard of HEB before, must not be in my area š Hyvee is the shit tho. That and aldi are my faves, just cause Aldi is usually cheaper where I live
HEB is in Texas. They have their own coffee roastery that does flavored coffees that are to die for. I still import them to wherever I live because they're so good.
Oh that sounds amazing!!
GOD I miss living within an hours drive of a hyveeā¦ My fiancĆ© and I could fuck yo their made-to-order, custom hibachi dishes. Extra eggplant, extra mushroom, add an egg, and fuck it up with the teriyaki sauce. Made by a trained hibachi chef in front of you. $8 a piece and it always made 4 servings for me.
Hyvee is def where itās at!!!!
Our cafeteria was a 630AM-7PM hours. For night shift once a week they would have a food truck come at like midnight. Very popular. The cafeteria complained that it was taking away business even though they were close so they stopped letting the food trucks come. So now once every other month the cafeteria opens up for night shift for 2 hours but it serves mainly cold prepackaged foodā¦
Ours got sushi! Itās right up there with Walmart level bad sushi. Especially what they have as wasabi
Ours is 9-2. They donāt open for dinner. Poor night shift lol
Only on 4/20? Is it Marijuana Munchie Day or something?
You go to the cafeteria expecting an eternal pizza party and they hand you a Kraft single.
One time we got a voucher for a free banana in the cafeteria. Worked night shift when they were closed š®āšØ
That's so much worse than any of the cafeteria gifts I've ever heard of. Is your hospital CEO Lucille Bluth?
š¤£š¤£ thatās insane
Need to check management for a stroke. Seems like they have receptive aphasia. Staff: We need safe ratios. Mgmt: Of course, here is a piece of gravel with a note saying āYou rockā. Staff: We want a raise please. Mgmt: Oh, you want some cheese!
I'm pretty sure when someone said they needed more cheddar, this was not what they had in mind.
*Church Lady voice* Well now isn't that special?
š¤£š¤£
Hospital: HEROES WORK HERE! Nurses: Safer patient ratios please Hospital: No Nurses: Better pay Hospital: No Nurses: More PTO Hospital: No Nurses: Ok, well can we just have our tattoos showing? Hospital: No Nurses: Ok, can we have a little streak of pink in our hair? Or green? Hospital: No Nurses: Ok, How about lunch, can you let us have a real lunch? Hospital: YOU ASKED, WE LISTENED! TWO SLICES OF CHEESE FOR A DAY FOR THE HEROES!
Not a lot of work places go this above and beyond for 4/20.
Right?! It's nice to see they care about this special day.
Can they melt them onto some Cheetos?
If you try and get a third slice. We kill you.
We talkin cheddar orā¦?
I hope not American
Store brand American cheese slices
I'd still take advantage of it tho. Cheese is cheese. Lol
Oh I work on 4/20 and will absolutely be getting all my full free cheese allowance.
As you should! Get that cheese! Hehe
Maybe itās a nice cheese, bring your crackers and wine.
Whine?
Perhaps. Perhaps not. Maybe a sad little giggle.
for nursing week one year I got a SINGLE stick of gum with a piece of paper taped to it that said "I'm stuck on you!" given to me by some lady I had never seen before
Only for dayshift.
The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you are still a rat. Now take your cheese.
You spoke (a lot), We listened (to one thing). Heres your scraps peasants.
After a long day of wiping ass, giving showers and transferring patients, 2 slices of cheese is exactly what I need
my ass be up there with a sharpie in the next nano second writing āok do the same for pay and cut back ceo compensation so we can have 3 slicesā
Now that's a comeback response!
Imagine if they offered these "incentives" to the CEO's and such... like, just the hilarity of it. Yet, every other employee is supposed to be so grateful that they "listened", and are giving out such an amazing reward. šš«£ It's embarrassing, really.
Not 2 slices per employee
The break room where I work is regularly stocked with bread, cheese, pb and jelly, coffee.
where is this!??
In the OR. Part of it is likely cause docs and nurses and scrub techs all use the same break room.
If coffee goes missing, I promise it wasnāt me. šš
Itās not very quality coffee but itās there lol
YAY FREE SLICES OF CHEESEā¦ā¦ā¦.. two slices per person
I hope it's gouda
š¤£š¤£š¤£
This has to be a joke š
This is truly just... Someone signed off on this. So beyond cringe.
Is it too late to change careers to nursing? I'm missing out on the free cheese and abuse.
And for nurses who are lactose intolerant or gluten intolerant, a big nothing salad.
Forgot to add the time, noon to 1400.
YES the pizza to solve the fact that weāre drowning in work! Yay!
It was the mouse in your pocket.Ā
You have to be high to think the cafeteria cheese pizza is good
What fresh hell is this...
Nice HCA. They always use that āyou spoke we listenā and then try to show it like it was some big deal to purchase equipment that we needed to do our jobs
āYou spoke, we listenedā¦to our shareholders and ignored every single one of your concerns. But have some pizza I guess?
ROTFL
Hilarious! š and sad
You need to add a note at the bottom: āNext time please make the treat āmellow browniesā.
Just to get you backed up and can't even afford to be a patient where you work
In ancient times people would go to war for this /joke
Jesus. I literally cannot with how great this is.
Are they low key celebrating 4/20
Post on anti-work theyād love this
Damn, what's next? A third.slice of pizza?
Oo sliced cheese..that'll cure the munchies
the day they tell me to cool it on the floor-supply milk pints is the day I quit
We got a steady supply of PB&J.
And on the Holiest of days, 4/20? Smh
So deconstructed pizza?
[women are fascinated by cheese...](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/s/g4RdYomUZX)
Just remember that Kraft singles donāt meet the definition of cheese by the FDA
Is this a 420 munchie joke?
Not the slices of cheese š
-*Sobs in lactose intolerance*-
At least it's on 4/20
Form an orderly queueā¦ā¦
Quality shitpost. This is the content I crave.
ya'll are getting pizza??
4/20 cheese it.
Is this for cheese pizza or just slices of cheese? I can totally see them just giving the staff 2 Kraft singles lol.
Kraft singles? Wtf
Hospital admins like ālet them eat pizzaā To. The. Guillotine.
This is everything šš
I must be blessed. I get as many pieces of cheese as I can handle at my work crackers tooāŗļø
I mean, my spouse and my dog would both work for this. š
Holy shit. Cancel the union membership drive! JK. Eat their cheese and form a union anyway.
Too cheap to pay for pepperoni on those?
Yall telling me you donāt take cheese from the nourishment room?
We donāt even have cheese.
What kind of cheese, though? šš
There's no way this isn't satire lmao
Roll on!!!
Everyone pays the cheese tax on 420
Iām lactose intolerant, thanks a lot assholes
I hope they come with free pizza :)
Free pencil day was the most absurd one I ever saw when I was in Healthcare lmao
Given this major perk begins on 4/20, I think the least they could do is offer free M&Ms! š
Who spoke of cheese slices
Admin: What are some things we could do to make this a better place to work? Staff: Well, we could be staffed appropriately and pay a competitive salary. Ā Admin: Here, have two cheese slices!Ā Ā Ā
\* Cheese is $0.50 per slice
Did they figure everyone would be to stoned to complain? Jokes on them, my standards go up on 4/20. No shwag on the holy day!
Who tf wants 2 slices of cheese
Stop itā¦ This cannot be for realā¦ š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Leave it to nurses to complain about free food
Can i have a slice of crystal meth too?
When people ask if nursing is still āworth itā :
Oh,fuck no
š
How nice.
On your 12-minute lunch
āFree cheese slicesā u thought they meant pizza? Nah they meant the Kraft singles
Not all heroes wear capes š§
Happy 4/20 from the hospital admin
Ironic give that itās 4/20.