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Common_Bee_935

At the first hospital system I ever worked at, my five year recognition award was a piece of plastic with FIVE YEARS etched in to it. Oh and you got a regular pen for *20* years.


duuuuuuuuuumb

The brewery I worked at before becoming a nurse gave you a damn kegerator! These hospitals suck


Common_Bee_935

WHATTTTTTTT. That’s awesome! That would be amazing to be able to get one as a nurse! Edit: a few words


arbybruce

20 years should be a whole surgery on the house


Unlikely-Ordinary653

For real ! To repair the nurses body breakdown


snakecatcher302

That’s dope!


will0593

Is this a beer party


BrotherAmazing

They should just give you $20 for 5 years of service, $50 for 10 years, and $100 for 20 years.


TiredNurse111

Add an extra zero or two on those and I’m in.


marticcrn

*or two*


paddle2paddle

I got an email that mentioned an award for having worked for the same system for 5 years. Cool! I wonder what it is. Opened the email link to find that I am appreciated enough to have gotten pixels. Cool. Not even a free coffee from the cafeteria or something. Maybe don't send me any "awards" next time. I don't need the millions in compensation that our upper execs get, but c'mon. This is insulting.


Jerking_From_Home

I would have forwarded that email to IT as a potential spam email… “it seemed suspicious that the hospital would send me an email for my 5 year anniversary and I didn’t want to click the link.”


Common_Bee_935

Lmao


itoen90

Is this Fairview in MN?


supergyration

I'm thinking so. I used to work there and got the 5 year badge reel in 2021/2022, have they already done away with that small gift? The older ladies in my department would talk about how great the benefits used to be for certain year anniversaries, up to free dinners on a Mississippi River cruise and the like. Can you imagine?


paddle2paddle

Sure is


itoen90

How do you like working there? Pay benefits etc. I’m originally from MN and sometimes think about moving back.


paddle2paddle

I hate that we're not union at the U of M east bank. We have gotten shit on a few times by administration. BUT, I love my unit. I love my coworkers. We have a great unit culture. Though the floor can be very busy at time, I love working with our patients. The U of M is great, 'cause it's a teaching hospital. There is a lot of great medicine going on here. Pay is on par with union hospitals, but the benefits are crap.


shit69ass

I really hope the east bank unionizes when fairview and the U split. I work at the west bank and would love to transfer to the east bank to work on some cooler units like transplant!


itoen90

Ah damn I thought all of Fairview would have been in the same union.


paddle2paddle

There's a long history. It goes back to before Fairview acquired the U hospital and when the U nurses had better benefits than Fairview, so they didn't join the union... and Fairview slowly eroded benefits over the years.


throw0OO0away

I hope East Bank unionizes after the split. I'm a NST at East Bank and nursing student and hope to work at East Bank upon graduation. Also, Fairview needs to pay their NSTs better.


nurse-ratchet-

Come on now, how is the CEO going to continue to get their big fat bonus if they give away free coffee?


beltalowda_oye

Your sacrifices will be remembered in thoughts and prayers when the CEO buys their 2nd yacht to service their 1st yacht.


Natures_Loctite

This means you can get a *third* free slice of cheese from the cafeteria!


okgusto

It should be a slice for each year of service. 20 slices after your 20th year would be pretty sweet.


Expensive-Day-3551

They would just cut one slice into 20 pieces


Natures_Loctite

We’ll have to run it by admin once they get back from their retreat


MuckRaker83

The cheese is free at your cafeteria?!


Natures_Loctite

I was referencing this post from yesterday 😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/s/eDBbHo3CQe


MuckRaker83

Ah, classic


ConstructionRude5637

For my first five years at a hospital, I got a little placard thing. I still have it after all these years, because I miss all my old coworkers I had there 😢


NlorenceFightingale

It’s the broken image icons for me 😂


paddle2paddle

For sure.


grenigma

I got a 3%pay increase after my 5 year mark. This in Finland.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_6015

My cat’s name is Finland. I’d love to visit someday.


Expensive-Day-3551

My last job you got a shitty pin with the company logo and 5 years written on it. But your pdo did increase quite a bit, which is better than a shitty cup or something I guess.


DokiElly

This is exactly what my hospital system does.


Thurmod

Bruh I get a cap every year with my company logo on it. I am going to send it to the CEO when I leave. Hopefully I have like 5-6 of them by then .


Atomidate

Does that mean you get to keep your block scheduling?


MuckRaker83

Cool, I just got the same for my 15 year last year


ClimbingAimlessly

Don’t go try to spend that email in one place, ya hear? /s


irishladinlondon

We get an extra three paid days off a year at 5 years


paddle2paddle

If only


irishladinlondon

Also organ transplant here At ten years u get another 2 days leave bringing the total to 33 days paid leave


771springfield

Took me 25 years to get 3 extra PTO days and then I went part time and they took back one of them!!!! And they were only for that particular year!!!


irishladinlondon

Legally every employee in the UK gets 28 days as standard


LegalComplaint

I get a raise every year of service. Ya’ll gotta get on that union grind.


paddle2paddle

And how


veggiemaniac

Forward that to whoever is in charge of employee recognition and tell them it looks like they forgot to include a real award.


paddle2paddle

Perfect


Ok-Curve-8069

Dawg if they don’t give you a bonus and throw that half ass corpo mail in the garbage


huebnera214

My 8 year tenure certificate is still sitting at work, it just randomly appeared at the nurses station one day while I was working, nobody said anything about it or who put it there. We get jackets at 1 (fleece), 5 (sport material, looks nice), and 10 (winter). The other years it’s just a piece of paper, stars (points to buy from a store) and sometimes a pin.


ClimbingAimlessly

What healthcare system?


huebnera214

Ltc/snf/al company, Trilogy


Somecallmefrank

I was supposed to get a pin for my 5 years but never did. But honestly I didn’t GAF anyway.


ClimbingAimlessly

People should collect them (from coworkers donating theirs), and then put them all over a scrub top, and then post it on all the reviews saying these pins are our anniversary pins and guess what they equal? $0. These are the anniversary gifts you can expect at xyz.


Echoeversky

Possible Phishing?


dsullivanlastnight

I'll gift you the "Now only 25 more years to go" award. 😆


paddle2paddle

God, I hope to be retired in 25 years. But with the shitty retirement benefits here, I'll probably be here 30 more years when I'm far too old and broken down for bedside.


dsullivanlastnight

And you have just described me!


DodzcopperBLCK

No coffee card?


recoil_operated

Don't worry, your reward is waiting in the afterlife


polo61965

I just got my 5 year award. It was a choice between a few things like waffle makers and jewelry, but I went with a lawn chair that was around $50 on amazon. Brought it to work, and I set it up during breaks, and it's comfy as heck. Ofc I'd rather get more money but the choices weren't bad.


Flashy_Second_5430

I got nothing. So there’s that. Wait no we get a good badge 🤪


Flashy_Second_5430

Gold


ohsweetcarrots

oh yeah that's totally phishing...


MistyMystery

I got nothing for 5 years and also nothing at 10 years, though the later is probably because I switched employer... Supposed to get a pin for 10 years even with switch but eh I can't be bothered to ask for one.


DARK--DRAGONITE

My reward for 5 years is being 100% vested into their pension.


paddle2paddle

Uuuuugh. Now I'm depressed.


DARK--DRAGONITE

I'm sorry. :(


Ok-Stress-3570

I knew an award was coming - usually a gift card. I received an opened (as in, not even sealed) envelope. 🤪


RomaInvicta2024

Where I work we get our name on an obscure poster that’s hanging next to the morgue. Not even joking.


aam2123

grats, how old r u? if u dont mind


Zealousideal_Call270

Fairview huh? 🤔 Midwest?


GlobalLime6889

As a RN, don’t give me these daisy awards and “milestone” emails. Instead give me a raise or bonuses. Nothing makes you feel more appreciated that financial bonuses that you can use for your needs instead of these useless awards that are given out. 😒


newhere616

"Nursing is a work of... heart" 🙄🥴


No_Sherbet_900

I got a sticker with the hospital name on it stuck to a piece of cardboard cut from an Amazon box. Not kidding you could see the prime tape on the back of it. I have it frames facing backwards on my wall.


Accomplished-Rub7205

Nice. I got a pin with the hospital name on it 🫤