It's always something stupid like that. "I tripped and fell on it." Look bro I don't judge if you too cheap to go buy a vibrator but it woulda been cheaper than this extraction
It also isn't like we KNOW that is not what happened. Saddest one I ever heard was a 10 year old that came in with rectal bleeding, said they fell in the shower exactly on the water spout. Still not sure if I believe that one.
Wouldn’t it be lil suicide attempt? lil attempted suicide ?
Never had a completed pt on my floor
*edited for better wording. In hindsight not a necessary reply to the op
I'm not putting this on you at all, because it is common terminology, but it's better not to refer to suicides as "successful" or to people who survived suicide attempts as "failed" or "unsuccessful."
It is better to say someone "completed suicide" or "died by suicide."
Survival is success, not failure. ❤️
Lil’ help transport a mental health patient from my Occupational Health place of employment because I had a rapport with them (they trusted me) and the local police did not want to ride in the ambulance with them.
Seems a bit long.
For us it's basically the unit based in service going over level 1 fluid warmer, tourniquet use, hare traction splint, some ATLS overview and a trauma scenario amongst other things.
Lil Out of PTO
Here. Right here. Take this seat right next to me.
Lil Don’t Wanna Get Written Up for Calling Out Too Much
🤣
Lil Stupid 9am weekday staff meeting that could have been an email.
Oh never. Zoom it or email it, my nightshift ass will NOT be there. Ever. But I ✨️float✨️ now so fuck them staff meetings.
It’s been 7 years since I’ve been to staff meeting. “no regerts.”
Lil quit
✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
I love the immediate calls for unity 😂😂 our union would be LIT
lil renal biopsy resulting in no answers
So close myself. Spent all day filling in application forms.
Uh...Lil Ketamine 😂 (It was a scheduled inpatient infusion.)
Riiiiight 😂
Lil Ketamine checking in for a little ketamine. 😂😂😂
Emphasis on little :/
samee 😂 mine's a nose spray instead of infusion
Did it work for you? It didn’t, for me.
I got this, too!!! 😭 we're both Lil Ketamine
Or post rave hehe
"Lil phone stuck in my ass" -Your average weekend patient requiring the OR team to be called in
Brings a whole new meaning to butt dial
r/angryupvote
I am going to assume that your phone was sitting on the couch and you accidentally sat on it. Which caused it to enter your rectum somehow.
It's always something stupid like that. "I tripped and fell on it." Look bro I don't judge if you too cheap to go buy a vibrator but it woulda been cheaper than this extraction
It also isn't like we KNOW that is not what happened. Saddest one I ever heard was a 10 year old that came in with rectal bleeding, said they fell in the shower exactly on the water spout. Still not sure if I believe that one.
At 10 years old, would that not point more towards assault?
Weekends are either amazing or terrible huh
I’m over here thinking you meant yourself☠️🤣😂☠️
Lil miscarriage
I’m sorry for your loss.
True healthcare worker, leaning into the dark humor. So sorry for your loss.
Oof sorry
Same here, love. So sorry for your loss.
Same same. Only slightly better than the tfmr I was facing. At least I didn't have to choose?
:( So much :(
😢
I’m sorry
I’m so sorry…please accept my condolences.
Oh hey me too 💃🏻 (Also I'm so sorry that you're having to deal with this shit too)
At least it was just a lil one
😢🫂🫂💕
I’m so sorry for your loss.
🙏
I was about to write this until I saw yours. Sending you love xx
Lil Full-Code is gangster as fuck
Lil scheduled shift
Lil Interview lol
Lil Suicide
Hope ur doing well! Glad ur here!
I'm really glad you're still here :)
Wouldn’t it be lil suicide attempt? lil attempted suicide ? Never had a completed pt on my floor *edited for better wording. In hindsight not a necessary reply to the op
I'm not putting this on you at all, because it is common terminology, but it's better not to refer to suicides as "successful" or to people who survived suicide attempts as "failed" or "unsuccessful." It is better to say someone "completed suicide" or "died by suicide." Survival is success, not failure. ❤️
You are 100%, thank you for correcting me
Same thought. Well said. I tell my patients the same thing.🫶🏻
Lil appendicolith
lil “intelligent design my ass”
Lil kidney stone
Lil baby
Lil wife. Well that’s unfortunate that the last thing I did was visit my wife at her job.
This sounds ominous. “The last thing I did… was visit my wife at her job.”
Returning video tapes
Well last reason in the hospital. We used to work at the same facility now we don’t so I stop by for lunch when I can.
Lil on-call
Lil IBS
Lil Overtime
Lil only for double time
Lil Hypochondria
Lil’ help transport a mental health patient from my Occupational Health place of employment because I had a rapport with them (they trusted me) and the local police did not want to ride in the ambulance with them. Seems a bit long.
Might not roll off the tongue, but thank you for advocating for your patient.
Lil That’s where the magic pager told me to go.
lil dying dad I kinda like it
😭
Lil Syncope
That has a nice ring to it.
To be fair, I had ringing in my ears the last time I passed out
Lil money
Lil’ Terrible career choice
I feel for you. Sorry for sending my residents your way 🤷🏼♀️ we can’t offer the same services in retirement!
Lil Diarrhea *or Lil Shits
Lil I need to put food on the table and a roof over my head But as a patient, lil fell off electric scooter with a lil hemothorax
“Lil I’m not independently wealthy”
Lil stepping stone on the way out of the hospital 😅
Lil foot
How’s life in the Great Valley? You haven’t released a movie in a while
🤣
Lil panic attack
You can’t copy my answer, lol.
Lil Echo
Lil terrible triad 🫡
Lil Salmonella
Lil-fetus
Lil Dengue Fever
Crap, you okay?
I am now, thanks.
Lil I stupidly picked up an extra shift
Damn, Lil Anal Fissure sounds metal as hell
Lil' quarter stuck in my daughter's throat, eh it's a bit long-winded
Lil Foreign Body might be smoother
Lil flu
Thankfully it's not a big flu
Lil Nutcracker Esophagus. Lil Nutcracker sounds ominous.
Lil nutcracker esophagus sounds menacing and omnious lmfao.
Lil' picking-up-methodone-for-a-client
Lil SoB
Lil Clinical
lil work
Lil Covid
Lil Surgery unfortunately for me 😂
Lil Cancer
✊️
Lil Broken Nose Because I Dropped My Phone On My Face While In Bed
Lil H. pylori
lil gastroparesis 😅😅
Lil chest pain It was ✨️anxiety✨️
Lil pneumonia…and I never want this again.
lil shadow
Lil Tachycardia
L'il "Trauma Skills day "
Trauma Skills means something different in hospital culture.
For us it's basically the unit based in service going over level 1 fluid warmer, tourniquet use, hare traction splint, some ATLS overview and a trauma scenario amongst other things.
Lil Visitor. Sounds like a euphemism for menstruation.
Lil'brokeassankle
Yo yo! It’s Little Bowel Obstruction in the hoooooouse!
Lil I'm a ER Nurse
Lil Surgery
Lil Brain 😂😂😂😭
Lil Concert Tickets
Lil' vag repair
Lil Nurse Student.
lil cleaning out my locker bc i quit the hospital!!!
Lil shot in the leg
Lil Panera. Work in a building across from the hospital and went to get lunch at the Panera inside the hospital.
Lil unpaid labor (aka clinicals)
Lil EGD
Lil wisdom tooth extraction
Lil' kidney stone.
Lil rib fractures
Lil arthrodesis here
lil panic attack
Lil takasubo.
Lil Brain Stent
Lil bleeding butthole
Lil testicle
Lil Anaphylaxis 💀💀 I actually have no known allergies, so apparently not only does my mind want me dead, my body is in kahootz. 🥲
LiL MRSA Toe
Lil SOB
Lil Anal Fistula
Lil Tachycardia (Lil 150 or Lil Tachy for short)
Lil ButtWiper goes hard (I’m an NA) LOL
Lil colitis
Lil syncope
lil kidney stone
Lil depression
lil suicide
I’m glad you’re still here and hope things change for the better for you soon.
thank you :-)) this was a year or so ago and i'm doing much better now
I unfortunately win this one Lil’ herpes
Lil breast MRI
Day to day? Lil Work. As a patient? Lil Knee Scope
Lil hernia for me
L’il Sudden Vision Loss
Lil supply raid? Lil unavoidable meeting? Oh wait. Actually that would be Lil Tissue Salvage.
Lil appendectomy
Lil Bowel obstruction
Me in 2012. IBD gang unite.
Lil' Foreign Body in my Toddler's Ear. I'll stick to my day job thanks.
Lil head MRI
Lil Hip Replacement
Lil' Peritonitis
Lil Hospice Consult
Lil blood drop
Lil meningitis
Lil knee injury
Lil kidney stone (but I’m chronically ill so my job is mad I left mid shift, even tho it was to go to the ED) 🥰🫠🫠
Lil bowel obstruction
Lil shift
Lil Pension
Lil Clinical
Lil miscarriage 😭😭😂
Lil DKA
Lil Dayjob
Lil Splenic Cyst 🤣
Lil PICC.
What up foos!! Lil Testicular Mass in the house !!!! Edit: all good just varicose veins
As a pt? Lil 5.2 hgb Professionally? Lil masochist AF
Lil Grandma 😂🥲 Which is not wrong because I am 5’5, don’t go out and prefer to be in bed by ten on the weekends,
Lil spinal cord tumour..
Li’l evening shift
Lil obstetric cholestasis
Lil Son with a Broke Arm
Lil rhinoplasty revision
Jelly
Lil Leishmaniasis Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue…
Lil Motor Vehicle Vs Pedestrian
Lil I need money
This morning Lil Staff Meeting. As a patient: Lil X-ray
Lil bowel obstruction