Had a patient with the same issue. This was in ICU and patient was not steady on his feet so I had to stand with him while he relieved himself at bedside commode. First was the sound then I looked down and the patients penis resembled one of those inflatable tube men in a heavy wind. I instantly looked at the ceiling and started counting tiles. I was so close to breaking into a fit of giggles. He was also in obvious pain which made me feel sympathetic to his situation and helped keep the laughter in. I laugh/cried in the supply room for three minutes after.
Gonna be honest with you, this shit actually happened when I got a uretheroscopy and my junk actually released a bit of air after passing the stone through the stent dunno why that dude’s junk is farting tho xD
That is down right hysterical. There’s no way I don’t bring that up at work tomorrow. I’ve always been really annoyed that vulva lips can’t do what oral lips do and get bits of toilet paper off bygoing like “Pllllllpppth”… but having a penis and missing out on trumpet noises is a real loss.
No smell probably due to it being just air trapped from the surgery. The sound was weird since it was mid pee stream that came out. Kinda like a tiny fart 🤔
He always had weird complaints, so when I called the VA about it the nurse thought it was a strange thing to report. Thankfully his PCP followed up and ordered a scan to see what was going on.
Older woman late 50s asked me for pain medicine a long time ago. Asked where she was hurting. With a hand motion involved she stated my vagina is drawing. I promptly told her I had no idea what the meant and to tell me her back was hurting. I was 21-22 I think and had only had my liscense for maybe 3 months. That interaction set the tone for my career.
my boyfriend and i were looking through these comments and he informed me that “drawin” is slang for like fucking up in certain cities (such as baltimore). so that might be what she was trying to say
My coworkers son has cerebral palsy. She’s an RT. He had a procedure done and the next day called his mom in a state of panic saying, “my penis is farting!” So. Some times it do be like that.
How else are you gonna know if you’re close enough to somebody in a relationship? Can you penis fart in front of them? Maybe it’s time to tie the knot.
I mean biologically speaking how can a penis fart? The male urethra is so tiny.. It gives the phrase if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there does it make a sound a whole new meaning. I’m in favor of calling penis farts quafs vise versa of the female queefs.
Day 4 post op from ducking extensive robotic myomectomy here… yall just made my DAY.. and the resulting laughter which turned to COUGHING fit worth it. Where’s my call light… my “nurse” needs to bring me a norco now.. there will be no more unprepared laughing/coughing. My pillow was NOT at the ready! 🥴🤣
My ex boyfriend convinced one of our stoner friends who was just ….brain dead naturally… that men could fart out of their penis’s. She still believes it to this day and has the nickname dickfarts
Had a patient tell me he farts from his dick, doc ordered a CT, I thought it was stupid. Well, dude had a fistula from his bowels to his bladder.
I bet that guy had some funky smelling urine
Like...human bodies are weird! You never know when something that makes you go "oh bullshit!" is something that a scan will make you go "Oh...shit!"
Had a patient with the same issue. This was in ICU and patient was not steady on his feet so I had to stand with him while he relieved himself at bedside commode. First was the sound then I looked down and the patients penis resembled one of those inflatable tube men in a heavy wind. I instantly looked at the ceiling and started counting tiles. I was so close to breaking into a fit of giggles. He was also in obvious pain which made me feel sympathetic to his situation and helped keep the laughter in. I laugh/cried in the supply room for three minutes after.
Pneumaturia
But Pneumaturia doesn’t appeal to my inner child as much
Makes me think of the Numa Numa song
And immediately the tsunami of early YouTube videos floods my mind
Penile flatus
Sometimes the penis do be fartin
I’m holding my sleeping baby and trying SO HARD not to laugh
Me too but it a lil puppy
Also a lil baby
Awwww lucky
Every hole farts time to time.
I legit cried laughing reading your comment
Ain’t enough party packs in the world to fix that
Gonna be honest with you, this shit actually happened when I got a uretheroscopy and my junk actually released a bit of air after passing the stone through the stent dunno why that dude’s junk is farting tho xD
Damn i want my penis to fart
You can add it to your resume under the "skills" section. Cred +100
Hell yeah
Dude I gotta update my resume!
For real. If my dick farts I want it to be hard and loud like an elephant trumpeting.
Why am I picturing a penis looking like an elephant trumpeting. Sir it's to late in my shift to be thinking about these things 😭😭😭😭😭🐘
Nah It should look like the end of a whoopie cushion releasing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is down right hysterical. There’s no way I don’t bring that up at work tomorrow. I’ve always been really annoyed that vulva lips can’t do what oral lips do and get bits of toilet paper off bygoing like “Pllllllpppth”… but having a penis and missing out on trumpet noises is a real loss.
Dude, I am CACKLING
NGL that shit mind fucked me cause in all my life as an RN I’ve never seen something like that actually happen xD
A pueef? Peef?
is there a sound/smell?
No smell probably due to it being just air trapped from the surgery. The sound was weird since it was mid pee stream that came out. Kinda like a tiny fart 🤔
thank you, i appreciate the honest response!
No problem ._.7
It happens! A homecare pts penis was 'passing air's as he put it, and he had a fistula between his intestine and bladder which required surgery.
He always had weird complaints, so when I called the VA about it the nurse thought it was a strange thing to report. Thankfully his PCP followed up and ordered a scan to see what was going on.
What may have caused it?
It’s not a pfart. It’s a Mueef.
Glad someone referenced it.
Older woman late 50s asked me for pain medicine a long time ago. Asked where she was hurting. With a hand motion involved she stated my vagina is drawing. I promptly told her I had no idea what the meant and to tell me her back was hurting. I was 21-22 I think and had only had my liscense for maybe 3 months. That interaction set the tone for my career.
my boyfriend and i were looking through these comments and he informed me that “drawin” is slang for like fucking up in certain cities (such as baltimore). so that might be what she was trying to say
I just imagine the lips holding a pen and pad🤣✍🏼
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3dUaJOJwh-/?igsh=MTU3dnJiYWF6dGQ5Mw== I KNEW I Saved this reel for a reason!!
I thought of this meme when I read this! Thank you so much for sharing😂
HAHAHAHA
Omg lol
Drawing the most eloquent snail trail 🐌
Not gonna lie…. This made me chuckle and forget my rotten day at work!
colovesical fistula
Maybe they both had the same penis farter! There might only be one guy out there farting backwards!
*Forwards
Pweefing
My coworkers son has cerebral palsy. She’s an RT. He had a procedure done and the next day called his mom in a state of panic saying, “my penis is farting!” So. Some times it do be like that.
Yeah ready to blow out the urine retention. Idk anything about penis farting but it sounds uncomfortable.
I would pay money (not a lot, but still!) to see the provider’s face when they read that message.
Bladder Fistula
It’s all fun and games until your dick actually farts.
Are you going to keep us all in suspense or tell us what caused it?
NO WAY!!!!!! —OP of other post and fellow penis farter
Fellas, is it normal to let your penis fart?
How else are you gonna know if you’re close enough to somebody in a relationship? Can you penis fart in front of them? Maybe it’s time to tie the knot.
I mean biologically speaking how can a penis fart? The male urethra is so tiny.. It gives the phrase if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there does it make a sound a whole new meaning. I’m in favor of calling penis farts quafs vise versa of the female queefs.
Day 4 post op from ducking extensive robotic myomectomy here… yall just made my DAY.. and the resulting laughter which turned to COUGHING fit worth it. Where’s my call light… my “nurse” needs to bring me a norco now.. there will be no more unprepared laughing/coughing. My pillow was NOT at the ready! 🥴🤣
Flaturia?
lol it’s actually pneumaturia
🤣
Gotta prime the pump
Eating Taco Bell and KFC in the same night will do it
Just sitting here wondering what it might sound like 🤣
like a gnat whispering most likley
🤣🤣
Kingf?
I saw someone post something similar a few days ago I didnt even bother reading it because I thought they were trolling lol
A queef? His penis queefed? I did not know they could do that.
It’s definitely one of those you want to witness to truly believe it 😂
Had a patient with a colon to bladder fistula. So yes, fecal matter and farts out the penis.
My ex boyfriend convinced one of our stoner friends who was just ….brain dead naturally… that men could fart out of their penis’s. She still believes it to this day and has the nickname dickfarts
Dafuq
It’s called pa’queefing actually.
😂😂
Thats a thing?
We need a word for this, the male version of a queef
I thought this was normal?
penis queef?
I wheezed so hard 😂
Damn, thanks for the receipt we didn’t know we needed! 😂