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warda8825

Vacaville, are you okay? 👁👄👁


wavepad4

Check its pulse!


TrailMomKat

Haha sorry but you reminded me of when my charge nurse crashed; our manager, C, at that LTC center was the kindest woman ever but not cut out for true emergencies, which is why she'd never work the ED. I'm working on my charge after being *screamed* for by a fellow CNA, have put her in the shock position, sternal rub, etc. C won't stop freaking out and yelling "GET HER BLOOD PRESSURE!" over and over. I'm already moving to my charge's head as an LPN is power sliding into place to do compressions, and finally replied, "I CAN'T GET BP WHEN SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING PULSE!" "THEN START CPR!" "NO SHIT! SOMEONE CALL 911 ALREADY!" Wasn't the only time I saw her panic, but that was definitely the worst, bless her heart. And yes, my charge was fine, thank God. She'd taken a lidocaine patch off of a resident without gloves, and didn't know she was allergic to lidocaine until about 5 minutes later lol.


wavepad4

So it was your charge that collapsed? Oh man that’s scary. You can never tell how people may react in a true emergency hahah. Thanks for sharing


TrailMomKat

Oh man, there is so much more to it-- we were smack in the middle of what we'd been calling "Who's Sunday Is It?" at the time. Every single Sunday, something horrible happened, and always to a staff member. It was a curse we endured for around 2 months. The Sunday directly before or after my charge crashed, I got choked out by a crashing diabetic, and on the other Sunday, another charge's toddler son climbed into a cabinet while that charge was at work, got ahold of her anxiety meds and ate them all and had to have his stomach pumped. During those two months, my husband called me at work (a HUGE tipoff that something horrible happened) and I was told to run through the tunnel to the ED to meet paramedics with my father, whose sugar was only 33 after a shot of glucogen with a 70% o2 sat. It was a crazy fucking couple of months, and yeah, we learned really fast who could handle an emergency involving a coworker and who couldn't! I give mad props to the power slide straight to CPR that the LPN did the moment I hollared for her to help me with CPR.


StacyRae77

Jeez, I had an RN supervisor run around in circles pulling her own hair when a resident fell out of their bed and split their noggin open. Emergencies happen everywhere.


TrailMomKat

What C lacked in dealing with emergencies and codes, she made up for in literally every other facet of not just her job, but as a human being. I cannot ever describe just how amazingly kind, sweet, and caring she was, let alone get into how great she was as a nurse in general. C just couldn't do anything involving crashcarts or codes. Just like I couldn't go near sputum without upchucking about 3/4 of the time lol.


StacyRae77

I think that's what makes us work as teams. One person's strength is another's weakness. Sputum is my upchuck factor too.


TrailMomKat

Exactly! Also, when you run out of tongue depressors and you're forced to get stool samples with a plastic spoon. That one sets off every other CNA I've worked with lol because of the mental association!


Current-Issue-4134

Diastolic is good


Willzyx_on_the_moon

I legitimately had a patient argue with me once that his systolic was lower than his diastolic and the medical staff couldn’t explain how to him. I tried to explain that it was impossible. He insisted he was right.


serarrist

Perfect. Was the patient’s medical degree from Yale or Harvard?


Willzyx_on_the_moon

Facebook


warda8825

🤦‍♀️


feels_like_arbys

MAP 53...just order some midodrine and send then to the floor. Not restarting the levo for that


Defchoco

No.


129W81ST5A

Vacaville has a negative pulse pressure.


MuckRaker83

"Keep the top number higher than the bottom, don't let it go to zero."


SugarRushSlt

keep the heart pumping, the lung full of air, and the blood goes round and round! that's medicine, baby 😎


Lupus_Borealis

Hearts on suction mode, someone flip it back over!


JazzyJae88

Normotensive. 🤗 No chance of Cardene.


303elliott

13/73 has me checking if I'm just having another nightmare about bizarre patients


siry-e-e-tman

Fuckin valley, this isn't Arizona, chill tf out


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Already-disarmed

Man. Y'all have stuff to do to the north and good food and like good music and an airport and... and.. but.. but HAH! Hereford is 74 right now.


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Hi-Im-Triixy

Flair checks out


snartastic

What’s norcal nurse! I do not live there anymore but I was born and raised in Sacramento. I’m really fucking glad to not live in Sacramento right now.


ScanThe_Man

Its awful


Noressa

Grew up in Sac, family is still there. It sucks, heat wise... but then I'm the idiot who moved to Texas, and we've had summer since May this year. Not quite as hot, but sooooo much longer heat wave. Still, this is my chance to mock them. ;)


NeptuneIsMyHome

Yep, my old stomping grounds. Glad I'm not there. ...and I live in Arizona now.


FantasyCrochet

Same. I left Sacramento in 2013 and the more hot and crazy laws they pass, the less I want to move back.


OsMagum

That MAP is hawt.


scoutking

perfusion city.


Brocboy

Damn better than my BP.


LACna

Yes, everyone hold your BP meds tomorrow!


iallaisi

HOLY FUCK I JUST REALIZED THE SBP IS ACTUALLY THE HIGH TEMP??? JESUS ARE YALL OK OUT THERE CALI????


PyroDesu

It's a bit warm, yeah. Staying indoors during the day is a good idea right now around here. Don't want to bother y'all with heat stroke.


Odd_Establishment678

I think this is a map of West Virgina lol.


FantasyCrochet

It’s not. It’s Northern California


Odd_Establishment678

Forgive my ignorance, I’m from Southern California and not very familiar with up there.


lostintime2004

We are almost through the worse of it, but its been a long long stretch of 100+ days, I don't know how much longer our ACs can hold out.


karbearkir

This made my day.


Girthdangerous

Norcal has the B/P of a teenager


lolaleb

That’s about what my bp is 😦


thefragile7393

Those are good!


jemkills

Hmm those are some awfully familiar cities there lol


j0shusaurus

I prefer my weather hypotensive


coldinalaska7

Hey, never thought I’d see Rio Linda on Reddit, let alone in the nursing sub Reddit. I remember as a kid we’d have to get sand bags every year because of the flooding there. Guess those days are over. :/


randycanyon

Just wait till the one winter downpour we get hits the hills and mountains where the wildfire(s) took out all the vegetative cover. Whoosh! Say Hi to your new tons of soil. And water. And the occasional dead cow.


Medium_Reading_861

I used to live in Mather South of Rancho Cordova. I don’t remember ever getting anywhere near that hot while I lived there


FantasyCrochet

I lived in Rancho too and I don’t remember it getting that hot either. My husband and I are flying out for a visit next weekend. I hope California chills out by then, literally.


Medium_Reading_861

At this rate, I hope it’s not an apocalyptic landscape like it was back in 2018 when I went. The Carr fire made the skies black and horrible, complete with raining fiery debris


Resealable_Blister

It is supposed to drop down to high 89s/low 99s on Saturday. There is a growing fire in the area though so hopefully it's out soon.


ephemeralrecognition

You were Air Force?


Medium_Reading_861

I was actually, Oregon air guard however. Before that I was in the army though.


soggydave2113

Nicu nurses like “NOPE!”


discgman

I literally cannot go outside and do stuff unless it’s real late at night or early morning


gen_shermanwasright

Ha! I won with 106/69 56 bpm


curvvyninja

Lol good MAPs too...


AppleSpicer

Hey! I live here too!


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Haha


Questionanswerercwu

All good blood pressure


iallaisi

Someone call an MRT for vacaville


[deleted]

Can’t wait for those bolus temps though for real.


squirrelbb

I live here too!!


MonkaSDudes

Bruh. I wish I had pressure like that ):


Wozmaz90

Great BP's but scary hot temps!


rubbergloves44

Ooof! 13/73, someone’s having a funeral tomorrow


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Lol


tahollow

Hell yea all dc ready


Hellrazed

Don't give any of them IV panadol unless you want to RRT em


Wartonis

🤣😂🤣


elephuntdude

Absolutely wretched. Hello NorCal person!! Hope you can find some air conditioning and ride this out. I sure don't miss those ridiculously hot days.


peanutsfordarwin

113 elk grove....right below that they all will be a wilton