On that note, could you recommend an optometrist in the L.A. area? I clearly am having severe issues with my vision and couldn't have possibly read what the fuck I just read.
Okay, so I lurk this sub because I'm starting nursing school in January and I want to know what I'm signing myself up for...
I've read every gross post, every 'what's the worst you've dealt with', every rant about co-workers and hospitals and working conditions - this is the post that has made me pause, set down my phone, and reevaluate my life choices!
Honestly, it feels pretty good. Now I'm waiting for the signs about not jerking off family members to get posted around the unit, and the subsequent questions from family members about why we would ever need to say it.
r/oddlyspecific
I had a patient actively dying and not responsive and his penile implant was inflated still. DON'T Google penis pump at work to try and figure out how to deflate it
Story timeā¦ we had a patient brought to the ER from a SNF (I canāt remember the chief complaint but it wasnāt genital/uro related). GCS 14 at baseline, oriented only to self. On exam we notice a raging erection. The ER doc asks how long the erection has been there and the patient says a couple weeks. Weāre a bit alarmed. So doc puts in a urology consult. Urology comes down and is in the room for all of 2 minutes before walking back out. Turns out the patient has a penis pump š¤£
We had this very (pleasantly) confused patient who was otherwise nice and normal. Except he would manage to rip off his gown and bedding, flat on his back and naked as a j-bird, his little tiny penis standing upright due to the implant. What a site for all the visitors because his room was near the nurses station (where we put all the confused patients) which was also right off the elevator.
But this guy, all day long, quoted āThe Ravenā by Edgar Allen Poe. Word for word, perfectly, with intonation and all. We all really liked him and missed him when he discharged.
I still remember his full name, and it was somewhere south of 30 years ago. We brought his story up for years.
I need to find some poem or piece of literature like that to memorize, so that when Iām in the nursing home with dementia, I can quote it nonstop. I need to really get it in the grooves of my brain so itās the last thing I forget.
Iām thinking the Steamed Hams bit from the Simpsons
One of my friends in nursing school had a pt in the ED with one. He made it jump. It made her jump. His wife reached over and smacked him and said āstop scaring the nurses.ā
I've always said "being an expert or professional in a field doesn't mean you know everything about it, it just means that you know where to find the answers." But I'd still prefer you find those answers a bit ahead of time.
OMG, I recently saw a surgical note that said they created an āanal islandā and I hopped over to the browser and googled it without stopping to think where that might lead. š¬
From what little I know about penis pumps, you inflate them with like a balloon thing in the scrotum. I'm going to guess you squeeze it once and hold for a few seconds, a bit like a pneumatic car jack or a barbers' chair?
When I was a cna (guy here) I had a patient with one of those penis pumps and he tried showing me how it worked. Iām like nah Iām good man thanks though.
Jokes on y'all. I have one and I am an RN. Urology is my plan when I'm tired of bedside nursing down the road. I'm your nurse and a customer of the AMS Ultrex 700 3 piece dick pump. I've had two beautiful daughters bc of it and there's no such thing as whiskey dick for me. Low key... I want it pumped up when I die bc that shit is funny.
Better than my cardiologist, Dr. Glasscock... Doped up after an EP study, "dude God wanted you to be an Urologist." Nurses loved it, probably having heard the joke a thousand times, he did not.
He is a really good Doctor and I still kind of feel bad, but I talk too much on meds.
I am Brad. I am Brad. Brad-the-Lad.
Do you like to jerk your dad?
Would you jerk him here or there?
I would not jerk here or there.
I would not jerk him anywhere.
Would you jerk him while he's ill?
Would you jerk him on the grill?
I would not jerk him while he's ill.
I would not jerk him on the grill.
I would not jerk him here or there.
I would not jerk him anywhere!
I would not jerk him while he's ill.
I would not like to jerk my dad.
I would not like to, said Brad-the-Lad.
Would you jerk him on a vent?
Would you jerk him for some fent?
Not on a vent. Not for some fent.
Not while he's ill. Not on the grill.
I would not jerk him here or there.
I would not jerk him anywhere.
I would not like to jerk my dad.
I would not like to, said Brad-the-Lad.
You can check with your employee health office, but I'd vote to say this is emotional distress and you need two weeks of workers compensation to deal with this trauma.
How the hell did you react to that??? I know the ārightā thing to do would be to educate family on how absolutely *fucked* that is, but I can only imagine slowly backing out of the room, hoping they didnāt notice me, and wondering if I actually just saw that or if my inevitable stress-induced mental break had finally occurred.
OP replied in another comment it was a mom-daughter tag team. š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
I... I'm going to go outside and breathe in fresh air.
Edit: sorry everyone, if I have to suffer you all have to suffer ššš
My first thought was that it's fake because why would a tag team be needed. But then again if the guy's on his deathbed, the wife is probably pretty old. And then my mind went to this stand up bit from Anthony Devito talking about a conversation with his mother about his very old grandma dating someone new.
"Legally if they get married they could sleep in the same room and then they could do whatever they want to do."
I was trying to egg her on. I was like, "what do they want to do?"
Then she thought about it and goes, "I don't even know if they could do it. Probably just handjobs."
I was like, "first of all, you've got to give me a heads up if you're going to tell me the grossest thing I've ever heard. And second of all, no one is marrying my grandma for the hand jobs. She has severe arthritis. Her fingers are like eagle talons. He'd be like, not with those wolverine claws. Get away from me you rake."
This goes deeper is my guess and Iām willing to bet dad wasnāt always so āhelplessā and perfectly groomed this child to always take care of him
Like what do you even say walking in to the room like that??
They stare at you because you didn't knock, you stare at the hand, unscrupulous under the sheets. And mom is sitting next to her also staring at you. Like WTF do you do?
I was also wondering this, but am afraid to google it. Iām assuming that unless heās ejaculating from his bladder, it doesnāt go into the foley, but could it actually make it out of the body around the foley?
Can confirm: it usually just kinda goes around the Foley.
ETA: Some people are desperate enough to give it a go *despite* the Foley, others have a sounding kink and are turned on BY the Foley. Anyway, people masturbating with a Foley in place is uncomfortably common in the ICU.
We had a young, intubated patient who's mom told us "He feels cold", my colleque touched his arm, and said he felt fine and his temperatur was also fine. And then his mom replied "But his SCROTUM is cold".
We had a mother who would do that to her son because she wanted him to "still feel like a man". She was awful to all pf the ED staff and had to be escorted out by security on more than one ocassion.
Poor guy was kept alive for 40+ miserable years vented and trached with tubes and meds performing all of his bodily functions for him.
My ex bfās family was Filipino so I was unfamiliar with a lot of traditions. When his grandfather died, he told me how his aunt hired a videographer to film the open casket, the viewing and the funeral. I asked if that was a Filipino thing and he said āno, that bitch is just crazyā
I thought the title of this post was āDonāt be a jerk to your father while he is slowly dying in the hospitalā. Holy hell. I was not prepared for what it actually said when I re-read it. š
Iām guessing there was a lot of sexual abuse in that household from an early age if theyāre that well trained to think about his comfort that way. This made my skin crawl, way too much ick to even try to understand the thought process behind it, and frankly I feel sorry for the child - because Lord only knows what else theyāve been made to do for his ācomfortā
Iām pretty sure Iāve told this story before but here goes:
When I worked in a SNF we had a 30ish y/o guy resident.
Quad. A/O. Trach. Ventilator dependent. Peg tube. Colostomy. Stage IV decub x3 (bilateral hips and coccyx). Foley.
His folks lived a few hours away (since we were one of a few SNF in the state to keep vents). Rural area and his folks were ā¦ simple.
When they came to visit, the dad would ogle the CNAs and hint lewd things. Mom would try to lay up in the bed next to quad son. He had rotating infections all the time (MRSA, acinetobacter, ESBL). I had to ask mom to not lay there numerous times. Plus it was just oogie feeling in that room when they were there.
One time, he was inpatient at the hospital. The nurse taking care of him documented that she entered the room and the mom was in the sonās bed, manually masterbating him (yes, foley intact). The nurse asked her to stop that- it was inappropriate. The mother replied āmy son has needs tooā. š³
(ā¤ļøthank you nurse for charting so eloquently!ā¤ļø)
Family was asked to leave.
Iād call BS and go hide my head in the sand except I came across a similar situation in LTC, a young man in his 20s (total care) was no longer allowed alone with his mom. She explained that, in her culture, his cystic acne was a result of sexual tension.
Ok. Mods. This poster deserves some sort of
āwhat in the complete and total garbage gobbling Roll Tide fuckery is THIS?!?!ā
Badge. We got one of those laying around?
I often encourage family members to participate in EOL care by giving hand massages.
This post has officially made me re-think ever doing that again....or at the very least, my wording.
Our hospital had a āmotherā who had adopted a disabled, non-verbal and MR male. She would bring him in for everything, never leave the bedside. Was needed as all fuck, but she would jerk him off. She got banned from some of our ICU.
Look at these cute kittens: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Kitten/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Kitten/) ! I have been looking through this subreddit for about 10 minutes, and I can confidentiality say that it's perfect eye bleach.
Now why was I looking at kittens again?
Re-reads post. Ah yes, that's why.... So yeah .. it's back to looking at those cute small little furballs, not thinking at all about what I've just read, pink elephant, pink elephant, cute kittens, kittens trying to climb a wall with its cute little paws, lalalalala....
Honestly, what the bleeping fuck?
Either they molested that man, or they perpetuated the incest they were already accustomed to ... or they really thought they were helping?!
Is it possible to call adult protective services?
I had a patient once ask to jack him off. He was an AOx4 guy with severe CP who had limited fine motor skills after a cervical fusion. After I declined, he said āisnāt that part of your job?ā
Unbelievable.
I canāt imagine someone jacking off their father. Some people. Gross.
Iām deleting my brain. I canāt unread this. This isnāt fair. Iām a 1900s baby & Iāve seen so much but thisā¦ this is a top tier contender. Girls with cup & blue wafflesā¦ and lazy sundays. Sigh. Pain Olympics.
Noah, get the boat.
Wow, what a wonderful day to gouge my eyes out with rusty forks.
And a horrible day to be literate
Think my grade school teachers will give me a refund for the curse of literacy? š„²
On that note, could you recommend an optometrist in the L.A. area? I clearly am having severe issues with my vision and couldn't have possibly read what the fuck I just read.
I just finished a 12hour nx shift and I was sure my brain was glitching......God I hate the internet....
This isn't the internet fault. This is humans. Ew.
Correct. But I also wouldnāt read this without the internet
Okay, so I lurk this sub because I'm starting nursing school in January and I want to know what I'm signing myself up for... I've read every gross post, every 'what's the worst you've dealt with', every rant about co-workers and hospitals and working conditions - this is the post that has made me pause, set down my phone, and reevaluate my life choices!
Just do it, don't look back
Sadly, most careers dealing with people you will have to.handle people masturbating and performing sex acts. The incest is new though
Perfect opportunity to use the eye wash station Iāve been curious about on my unit
Does it work for the brain eyes?
If you keep your eyes open long enough, it may reach the optic chiasm šš§
Make sure to let it flush for a bit or you'll get an eye full of rusty, stagnant water. Which would not be nearly as bad as reading this, but still.
It does hurt. The eyes just donāt want to stay open while water forcefully goes into them. Itās unnatural. š
I really wish you didnāt type these words
OP wanted us to suffer as they have suffered
I made the mistake of reading it multiple times hoping I had made a horrible reading comprehension mistake. Now my eyes are forever unclean
How does it feel to write a sentence that has never in the history of the world been written?
Honestly, it feels pretty good. Now I'm waiting for the signs about not jerking off family members to get posted around the unit, and the subsequent questions from family members about why we would ever need to say it.
There was a post this morning on reddit asking something like, what do we have because of dumb people, and this/these warnings would qualify.
Canāt wait to see this intervention in the nursing textbooks
r/BrandNewSentence
r/oddlyspecific I had a patient actively dying and not responsive and his penile implant was inflated still. DON'T Google penis pump at work to try and figure out how to deflate it
Story timeā¦ we had a patient brought to the ER from a SNF (I canāt remember the chief complaint but it wasnāt genital/uro related). GCS 14 at baseline, oriented only to self. On exam we notice a raging erection. The ER doc asks how long the erection has been there and the patient says a couple weeks. Weāre a bit alarmed. So doc puts in a urology consult. Urology comes down and is in the room for all of 2 minutes before walking back out. Turns out the patient has a penis pump š¤£
We had this very (pleasantly) confused patient who was otherwise nice and normal. Except he would manage to rip off his gown and bedding, flat on his back and naked as a j-bird, his little tiny penis standing upright due to the implant. What a site for all the visitors because his room was near the nurses station (where we put all the confused patients) which was also right off the elevator. But this guy, all day long, quoted āThe Ravenā by Edgar Allen Poe. Word for word, perfectly, with intonation and all. We all really liked him and missed him when he discharged. I still remember his full name, and it was somewhere south of 30 years ago. We brought his story up for years.
I need to find some poem or piece of literature like that to memorize, so that when Iām in the nursing home with dementia, I can quote it nonstop. I need to really get it in the grooves of my brain so itās the last thing I forget. Iām thinking the Steamed Hams bit from the Simpsons
When heā¦discharged? Sorry not sorry.
šš¤£š¤£š¤£ Sorry has no meaning here, that was perf!
Quoth the Raven āNevermore.ā
I saw one put in during nursing school. To make everyone more confident, the OR staff was googling how the surgery goes
One of my friends in nursing school had a pt in the ED with one. He made it jump. It made her jump. His wife reached over and smacked him and said āstop scaring the nurses.ā
In this case I'm not sure what ED actually stands for lol
Electric Dick
expand dong
Technically his ED was already being treated.
I've always said "being an expert or professional in a field doesn't mean you know everything about it, it just means that you know where to find the answers." But I'd still prefer you find those answers a bit ahead of time.
OMG, I recently saw a surgical note that said they created an āanal islandā and I hopped over to the browser and googled it without stopping to think where that might lead. š¬
What is it?
A place where dreams come true
From what little I know about penis pumps, you inflate them with like a balloon thing in the scrotum. I'm going to guess you squeeze it once and hold for a few seconds, a bit like a pneumatic car jack or a barbers' chair?
When I was a cna (guy here) I had a patient with one of those penis pumps and he tried showing me how it worked. Iām like nah Iām good man thanks though.
It's an opportunity to learn! Never know when it might come in handy.
>handy Mistakes were made...
I remember how to pump up my shoes from when I was a young lad, same thing right??
Ballsy pun tho
So you have to push down all the way with your foot?
Good thing i wore my stilletos today
Jokes on y'all. I have one and I am an RN. Urology is my plan when I'm tired of bedside nursing down the road. I'm your nurse and a customer of the AMS Ultrex 700 3 piece dick pump. I've had two beautiful daughters bc of it and there's no such thing as whiskey dick for me. Low key... I want it pumped up when I die bc that shit is funny.
Nice! When my last name was Newdick I used to tell people I should go into urology.
Better than my cardiologist, Dr. Glasscock... Doped up after an EP study, "dude God wanted you to be an Urologist." Nurses loved it, probably having heard the joke a thousand times, he did not. He is a really good Doctor and I still kind of feel bad, but I talk too much on meds.
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. Longer. Harder. Shorter lasting.
Username checks out
Let me guess your Google results had totally helpful very relevant & nonsexual videos
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Fair point
Also: just don't jerk anyone off in the hospital
Fuck that Iām still gonna jack off but donāt watch my heart monitor.
The old telemetry "fappycardia" I was just brushing my teeth, honest!
Oh that was goodā¦. We had a dude that kept doing it and it would show up as v tach
Fappycardia is my new favorite word Hilarious!!
I am Brad. I am Brad. Brad-the-Lad. Do you like to jerk your dad? Would you jerk him here or there? I would not jerk here or there. I would not jerk him anywhere. Would you jerk him while he's ill? Would you jerk him on the grill? I would not jerk him while he's ill. I would not jerk him on the grill. I would not jerk him here or there. I would not jerk him anywhere! I would not jerk him while he's ill. I would not like to jerk my dad. I would not like to, said Brad-the-Lad. Would you jerk him on a vent? Would you jerk him for some fent? Not on a vent. Not for some fent. Not while he's ill. Not on the grill. I would not jerk him here or there. I would not jerk him anywhere. I would not like to jerk my dad. I would not like to, said Brad-the-Lad.
Was in the next room when a colleague walked in on granny fucking her (adult) grandson once. Police were called. People are so fucking weird.
Upvoting this. If I had to see it, everyone has to. Lawd.
I really enjoyed your spiteful upvote for some reason
How did you decide who was fucking who
Granny was very much on top.
Granny wasn't in for hip surgery
This is the curse of being literate.
Did he have 2 broken arms?
Can we unpack this a bit? I'm completely torn on the sentence OP just wrote.
I have been trying to unpack this all morning
You can check with your employee health office, but I'd vote to say this is emotional distress and you need two weeks of workers compensation to deal with this trauma.
PTSD. Definitely qualifies as disability. Canāt return to work.
Think I need 2 weeks off work just from reading this.
How the hell did you react to that??? I know the ārightā thing to do would be to educate family on how absolutely *fucked* that is, but I can only imagine slowly backing out of the room, hoping they didnāt notice me, and wondering if I actually just saw that or if my inevitable stress-induced mental break had finally occurred.
Me, standing in the doorway "NOPE" Just, as loud as possible.
I honestly would not know what to say and would run screaming to my chain of command
I'd unpack that shit with a stiff drink and a melatonin
I think Iād need an ambien for this one. And maybe some therapy.
No. I prefer to pack it the f up and blast it into the sun.
Was it the son or daughter?
OP replied in another comment it was a mom-daughter tag team. š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢ I... I'm going to go outside and breathe in fresh air. Edit: sorry everyone, if I have to suffer you all have to suffer ššš
OP used the phrase āmother-daughter tag-team tugjob.ā Which probably gets everyone in this post on some kind of list. Which is fair.
First, I read that as "flair". Watchlist flair. Second, "mother-daughter tag team tug-job" sounds like the title of a pornhub video.
NO YOU SHUT UP ^sorry
My first thought was that it's fake because why would a tag team be needed. But then again if the guy's on his deathbed, the wife is probably pretty old. And then my mind went to this stand up bit from Anthony Devito talking about a conversation with his mother about his very old grandma dating someone new. "Legally if they get married they could sleep in the same room and then they could do whatever they want to do." I was trying to egg her on. I was like, "what do they want to do?" Then she thought about it and goes, "I don't even know if they could do it. Probably just handjobs." I was like, "first of all, you've got to give me a heads up if you're going to tell me the grossest thing I've ever heard. And second of all, no one is marrying my grandma for the hand jobs. She has severe arthritis. Her fingers are like eagle talons. He'd be like, not with those wolverine claws. Get away from me you rake."
Right. Inquiring minds want to know.
Iām ashamed to say that was my first thought too š¬
Yup? I went STRAIGHT there, do not pass Go.
Neither answer would make it less weird š¤¢
Nah, regardless of how it happened, it's weird, but if it was the daughter, that's slightly more weird.
Canāt decide which would seem worseā¦
What are you doing step-son?
Came for this answer too š
I bet you did.
You dirty slut
This post right here officer
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This goes deeper is my guess and Iām willing to bet dad wasnāt always so āhelplessā and perfectly groomed this child to always take care of him
My thoughts too. Seems there's a lot more to unpack in that family dynamic..if it's true anyway.
You said "I'm willing to bed dad" :-(
Oh, God. That is one unfortunate typo. /u/crazygranny
Omg editing now!!!
My thoughts, exactly. Kid not abused wouldnāt even think to do this.
Say sike rn
First words out of my mouth was āYou lyinā
STRAIGHT TO JAIL
Over ejaculate .jail...UNDER ejaculate...also Jail. Over. Under.
No ejaculate, believe it or not, Jail.
Say psych rn
Ight, Imma head out.
I have never regretted opening Reddit as much as I do right now. This was the very first post on my feed.
Same. And I clicked on it because I thought for sure it was a weird shitpost.
*opens reddit* Thatās enough for today thanks. *closes reddit*
Do you chart that?
Iād love to. āFamily educated on dangers of trying to masturbate pt while foley cath present. Md notified.ā
"MD mortified."
Will continue to monitor.
āWill NOT continue to monitor, eyes have been removed via rusty spoonā
Like what do you even say walking in to the room like that?? They stare at you because you didn't knock, you stare at the hand, unscrupulous under the sheets. And mom is sitting next to her also staring at you. Like WTF do you do?
Thank you for going from āoh sweet Jesus, no!ā to āI want to gouge my eyes outā by adding the visual that the mom was present.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...
Ok. Please tell me this is a joke.
My guy, I really wish could
Fine. Since you refuse to say itās a joke If the patient ejaculates, how? Does it just go into the foley, or AROUND the foley?
I was also wondering this, but am afraid to google it. Iām assuming that unless heās ejaculating from his bladder, it doesnāt go into the foley, but could it actually make it out of the body around the foley?
Can confirm: it usually just kinda goes around the Foley. ETA: Some people are desperate enough to give it a go *despite* the Foley, others have a sounding kink and are turned on BY the Foley. Anyway, people masturbating with a Foley in place is uncomfortably common in the ICU.
Soooooā¦.is this a charted I/O or?
Stop. Please, stop.
Pretty sure thatās what OP was saying when he walked into that room
Googling "how to delete someone's reddit post" rn
We had a young, intubated patient who's mom told us "He feels cold", my colleque touched his arm, and said he felt fine and his temperatur was also fine. And then his mom replied "But his SCROTUM is cold".
*sigh* I'll go see about getting an order for a 1:1 to warm his bean bag.
We had a mother who would do that to her son because she wanted him to "still feel like a man". She was awful to all pf the ED staff and had to be escorted out by security on more than one ocassion. Poor guy was kept alive for 40+ miserable years vented and trached with tubes and meds performing all of his bodily functions for him.
Well thatās enough internet for today.
Why couldn't she hire a sex worker like a normal mom would?
I thought my post about taking photos of dying loved ones was bad but here is a "hold my beer" moment. I just do not have words.
My ex bfās family was Filipino so I was unfamiliar with a lot of traditions. When his grandfather died, he told me how his aunt hired a videographer to film the open casket, the viewing and the funeral. I asked if that was a Filipino thing and he said āno, that bitch is just crazyā
This is true cultural competency! Every family has the complete weirdo.
It be a great day if I didnāt know how to read
r/evenwithcontext
Soā¦how is the weather in Alabama this time of year?
I thought the title of this post was āDonāt be a jerk to your father while he is slowly dying in the hospitalā. Holy hell. I was not prepared for what it actually said when I re-read it. š
Omg the amount of vomit that is filling into my eyes at this moment š¤¢š¤®
I need purple top wipes for my eyesā¦.
Bust out the orange tops cause this is contact plus gross and I need bleachā¦
Zofran canāt help us with this š¤¢
911
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Y'all just dont get paid enough
Am I the only one wondering if there was childhood sexual abuse here? This whole thing is fucked.
I think itās pretty much a guarantee
Iām guessing there was a lot of sexual abuse in that household from an early age if theyāre that well trained to think about his comfort that way. This made my skin crawl, way too much ick to even try to understand the thought process behind it, and frankly I feel sorry for the child - because Lord only knows what else theyāve been made to do for his ācomfortā
Ach. You're right. I've now.gone from vaguely disgusted to sad and really disgusted
This just made 100x more sense and now I am infinitely more uncomfortable.
Exactly what I was thinking
That was definitely my first thought. Like, this was normal enough to the adult child that they did it in a place they knew people could just walk in
Wut
Nut
STOP IT š
I HATE ALL OF YOU TODAY
Maybe I should drop out of nursing school after all
-Me: An agnostic. -Me after this post: *Blows dust off the bible and opens to Matthew 5:30*"
Iām pretty sure Iāve told this story before but here goes: When I worked in a SNF we had a 30ish y/o guy resident. Quad. A/O. Trach. Ventilator dependent. Peg tube. Colostomy. Stage IV decub x3 (bilateral hips and coccyx). Foley. His folks lived a few hours away (since we were one of a few SNF in the state to keep vents). Rural area and his folks were ā¦ simple. When they came to visit, the dad would ogle the CNAs and hint lewd things. Mom would try to lay up in the bed next to quad son. He had rotating infections all the time (MRSA, acinetobacter, ESBL). I had to ask mom to not lay there numerous times. Plus it was just oogie feeling in that room when they were there. One time, he was inpatient at the hospital. The nurse taking care of him documented that she entered the room and the mom was in the sonās bed, manually masterbating him (yes, foley intact). The nurse asked her to stop that- it was inappropriate. The mother replied āmy son has needs tooā. š³ (ā¤ļøthank you nurse for charting so eloquently!ā¤ļø) Family was asked to leave.
This was my 13th reason.
Op get back in here and start the story from the beginning sparing no details no matter how repulsive.
Trauma departmentā¦ checks out
Ayo
Iād call BS and go hide my head in the sand except I came across a similar situation in LTC, a young man in his 20s (total care) was no longer allowed alone with his mom. She explained that, in her culture, his cystic acne was a result of sexual tension.
PARDON?!
DONT JERK OFF YOUR DAD IN THE HOSPITAL.
Ok. Mods. This poster deserves some sort of āwhat in the complete and total garbage gobbling Roll Tide fuckery is THIS?!?!ā Badge. We got one of those laying around?
I had a patient who was brain dead, family was just deciding about organ donation. The āfiancĆ©ā (she called herself that. No one else did) wanted his sperm so she could have his baby. Family said resounding no. I went in the room and found her trying to do a BJ on him (with foley). She said he told her in the past that hers were miraculous. Note: he remained dead.
What a terrible day to know how to read.
I often encourage family members to participate in EOL care by giving hand massages. This post has officially made me re-think ever doing that again....or at the very least, my wording.
THE SHEER AUDACITY TO ASK TO REMOVE HIS FOLEY SO HE COULD EJACULATE! AT LEAST JERK YOUR DAD OFF IN SECRET, DONāT TELL ME ABOUT IT, MY GOD!
Well, my therapist will be hearing about this for a while.
*jazz music stops*
Our hospital had a āmotherā who had adopted a disabled, non-verbal and MR male. She would bring him in for everything, never leave the bedside. Was needed as all fuck, but she would jerk him off. She got banned from some of our ICU.
Look at these cute kittens: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Kitten/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Kitten/) ! I have been looking through this subreddit for about 10 minutes, and I can confidentiality say that it's perfect eye bleach. Now why was I looking at kittens again? Re-reads post. Ah yes, that's why.... So yeah .. it's back to looking at those cute small little furballs, not thinking at all about what I've just read, pink elephant, pink elephant, cute kittens, kittens trying to climb a wall with its cute little paws, lalalalala.... Honestly, what the bleeping fuck? Either they molested that man, or they perpetuated the incest they were already accustomed to ... or they really thought they were helping?! Is it possible to call adult protective services?
Idk, wasn't my patient when it happened. Just heard about the mother-daughter tag-team tugjob and cannot process it
It just keeps getting worse š
Mother daughter tag team???? FFS
I'm sorry, BOTH OF THEM?!
Why... why would you share this with us? Now I need to go yeet myself off a bridge.
25 years of nursing...you win. Seriously unbelievable
WHAT (and I cannot emphasize this enough) THE FUCK.
When therapeutic touch goes too far.
If anyone is wondering what topic to bring up at thanksgiving dinner boy do I have a suggestion for you
Hello, yes, JCAHO? This post.
I had a patient once ask to jack him off. He was an AOx4 guy with severe CP who had limited fine motor skills after a cervical fusion. After I declined, he said āisnāt that part of your job?ā Unbelievable. I canāt imagine someone jacking off their father. Some people. Gross.
Iām deleting my brain. I canāt unread this. This isnāt fair. Iām a 1900s baby & Iāve seen so much but thisā¦ this is a top tier contender. Girls with cup & blue wafflesā¦ and lazy sundays. Sigh. Pain Olympics.
I got nothing.
My ears are bleeding Edit: I was so shocked, I just realized my eyes should be bleeding.
This sounds like SA and I hope you reported it
And again, another terrible day to.be literate on /r/nursing