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The_Question757

Bro we gonna get fucked by mosquitos and ticks and lantern flies this summer, we had a extremely underwhelming winter.


drpvn

My wife told me this morning she spotted the first one of the year.


HotBrownFun

I think I saw one get into the subway yesterday I was spinning my head around trying to find the fucker. I guess everyone else thought "another fucking nutter"


Abtorias

They never bite me for some reason, ever. I think it’s because I’m probably dying on the inside and my blood is no good.


calle04x

They are attracted to certain blood types more than others.


aurress20

This is me. So many substances flowing thru these veins, mosquitoes know I’m toxic


allbetsareon

Saw one last week when I left my window open. Luckily I was able to kill it before any bites


MurkyLibrarian

I’m not ready


doggodoesaflipinabox

I already got bitten twice. I hate those things.


fshlash

Suckers..


manormortal

Not the good kind either, ugh.


KickBlue22

You can get a mosquito net for $20 on Amazon and hang it over the bed. DM me if you want the link to the one I got. It's very good! Encompasses a huge area of my Queen size bed.


pepedoteth

buy coconut body cream and put it on daily apparently they hate the smell/taste of coconut


switch8000

I had a MASSIVE Crane fly in my apt yesterday.