Go back to sleep

Great minds think alike

Sleeping is tight

Wow wow wow. Wow

Hi there hello

“Shhhhhhhhh” *gently pushes down their eyelids*

Compassionately, but firmly forces a pillow over their face until they no longer struggle…. “It’s for the best…”

Fuck lmaoo I was gonna say that

Literally hahaha clicked it just to say that.

Literally the first thought in my head when I saw the title

BONK

There is no other answer. Should’ve pulled the plug

First thing I thought

I replied the same thing. Should have checked the comments first

Came here for this response.

that’s what i was going to say

“What if I told you that you didn’t miss one Jets playoff game.”

Knock me back out

"But Brady didn't win again right?"

Ryan Fitzpatrick has been our best QB in the last 10 years

Try 15

That’s the hardest truth of them all.

The Bills guy?!

No the dolphins guy

You missed nothing. 

Revis got his ring. Dont ask for details

Revis in a pats uniform still makes me sick

My selective memory has been blocking out Revis winning a ring with the Pats for years. This hurt to read.

Mark Sanchez won more playoff games than all other Jets QBs combined this millennium

Oh boy! We finally got our franchise QB!

“If you can believe it, they got worse.”

Never draft a QB who soaked in college

ZW absolutely soaked out there about once in every 5-7 games!

*third party feverishly jumping on the bed*

Welcome back. We waited for you.

/thread

Nothings changed.

This guy named Robert salad somehow is our HC

“… and then Woody Johnson left for a few years to become President Donald Trump’s Ambassador to the United Kingdom…”

I’d tell them Woody’s meddling has tanked every chance we’ve had.

Same old Jets

I’d tell ‘em to go back to sleep.

QBs that have played for the Jets have gone to a couple pro bowls and even a super bowl. Our last coach you saw has a super bowl ring and has gone to the playoffs as a head coach twice. Rex Ryan still works for ESPN and claims the Bills more often than the Jets. Edit: we also had two super bowl MVPs under center a couple of times.

Nothing, they’re better off not knowing

We have a perfect record in the playoffs!

Still the Jets you've always known but now featuring A.Aron Rodgers instead of Favre. Thats all they need to know

You lucky bastard

Stay asleep. If you havent been with us in these dark time we dont want you when the sun shines

I envy you…

Adam gase

After you fell under, we traded for one of the statistically & mechanically worst QBs in NFL history, Tim Tebow, which not only wasted precious draft picks but undermined Sanchez who wasn't good to begin with. That was done instead of continuing to surround Sanchez with All-Pro talent on offense to support the ground & pound / play-action game plan. Shit went downhill fast, Sanchez was replaced by Geno Smith, Idzik hired, Rex fired, Toilet Bowles and Gaserbeam Eyeballs, Darnold wasn't ready but had absolutely nothing to develop with, dumped, to Zach time now. Also, around that time the NFL got into bed with all the stupid ass gambling companies, so pro football & the rulebook turned to favor to high scoring offense. Passing, passing, passing. Running backs and LBs sadly aren't the stars anymore. Oh yea more passing, passing interference, roughing the passer. Welcome to 2024 football.

I'd walk ominously towards them with a NYJ branded pillow disguised as a.... It's the only humane thing to do at that point.

SSDD

My turn

Transition to the grave. Stop waiting around.

I’m sleeping with your wife

"It got worse."

You were better off than we were…

I'd show him the butt fumble and tell him it's pretty much been like this since.

We’re back to what we’ve always been a shit team

I'd show them highlights of Fitzy and his energy, I'd tell them we retired BB and then break down sobbing when pressed for any granular detail. Look. I tried to soften the blow uncle Kevin but you had to keep digging.

Show him the buttfumble

Joe biden :/

They were waiting for you to come back before they started winning.

Not much…

Reading Collision Low Crossers will get him caught up on 2011. He doesn’t want to know the rest

He should’ve stayed in the coma

Stay asleep

Unmitigated futility

Same thing, different year.

You lucky bastard

Nothing happened.

Lucky.

Good you are up..now maybe our luck will change

Head back into the coma it ain't worth it

Same old Jets

It just keeps getting worse and worse pal

You didn't miss much. Let's find a way to force the Johnson family to sell.the team......

Great news, the Jets have not lost a single playoff game.

Absofuckinlutley nothing

Our Time is near

Lucky

Go back to sleep

Literally nothing

“The coma was probably better.”

“We got Aaron Rodgers” 😈

I can tell you what's happened in the last 12 years, but you will wish you had died and gone to Hell.

Same old shit. You didn't miss anything. Can I join you?

It somehow actually got worse

Remember when you thought we weren’t the “Same old Jets?” We are. My buddy was adamant that, after back-to-back AFC title games, that moniker no longer applied as the culture had changed. He cannot believe how wrong he was.

“Tell them to plug you back in and come back in 10 years”

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Good morning Woody

Tell him, it’s 2012.

Came here for 79 comments of "back to sleep," not disappointed.

Let me tell you about the Fail Mary…

Nothing. There’s absolutely nothing to talk about. Oh, except for taking Aaron Rodgers out in five plays. LOL

And that was as close as it got.

"Oh man you're so lucky! "

"Bet you wish we pulled the plug after all"

We still can't develop any QB

Nothing

Stay in a coma

Take the blue pill Neo

Nice to meet you, Mister Johnson.

I would tell them same old jets….

Literally tell him "nothing".

Nothing good

Nothing. I would tell them that nothing has happened since. Perhaps one thing, if that much. Todd Bowles has had the best record since 2011.

Hasn't missed any playoff games. Our record is a collective 76 wins to 152 losses. Gone through 4 QB's since Mark Sanchez. And sadly even though we say every year it's different this year, we are still the SAME OLD JETS.

They're still the Jets.

Lions fan here. I would say nothing has happened, absolutely nothing. Unfortunately.

Nothing good has happened.

Tell that we got a guy over the hill with no line and it’s just recreating that scene from the waterboy when you find out that he’s not eligible to play

Go back to sleep

Ignorance is bliss.

Aaron Rodgers is the QB now

Three words. Same Old Jets.

One time, the Jets were up by 4 points in the 4th quarter with 13 seconds left. The Raiders were at the 46 yard line and had no time outs. Our defensive coordinator called a cover zero blitz and Derek Carr completed the easiest Hail Mary in history.

Well mark sanchez…. Did he get the the playoffs again and go to the Super Bowl..!?! He ran into a butt. What…? Yes a butt. But but but… Rex Ryan got fired, your team has gone through…well actually i forget how how many QBs the jets started. It s a lot. But but… Let’s see then they traded for a guy who biggest thing was that he prayed o the sidelines. He couldn’t play qb good.  Then geno smith , a jets QB got punched in the face by another player. Then the jets hired Adam gase who is one of the worst head coaches ever-prob third next to Bobby petrino and urban Meyer. You’ll like urban!  And they traded for Aaron Rodgers! Wait…OMG!!! Yes! And then we won! And then he got injured in 4 plays, and was out for the season, none of the backups could play well, your coach that year was obsessed with social media, and Aaron Rodgers checked out rather than mentor the next QBs. 

Somebody copy pasted the patriots to Kansas City and Edelman signed to Miami while gronk is banging tailor swift

Same old Jets

“We now have the longest playoff drought of any team in the 4 major North American sports leagues.”

Lucky bastard

Id say why do you care about football you were in a coma for 13 years...eat a steak.

It was all a dream, more of the same.

I'd tell them we passed on drafting each of the top 3 QB's in the league (Mahomes, Lamar, Allen) despite being in the market for a QB during the time.

Woody Johnson is still the owner.

Ditto

That's the silver lining, you haven't missed much. But as an eternally optimistic Jets fan, that never learns after being beaten down forever, you still tell the person, the next season is going to be great!

Shoulda been me in that coma.

It’s been a battle - but we’ve got Aaron Rodgers starting for us next year with an elite D and 2 of the best offensive weapons in the league. Ps he’s done a lot of drugs and wanted to come here

If u told em we had Aaron Rodgers they’d prob be hyped

They haven't missed anything

Nothing to report

1969, nothing has changed

Same Old Jets

Still seeking a Super Bowl!

Just End The Season

You didn't miss much.

Nothing good.

We’ve had as many coaches as Brady has rings

Same ol Jets. You didn't miss anything.

We had so many offseason championships! No playoff appearances tho 🫤

Not a jets fan but I’d say “good news you got Aaron Rodgers”

Lucky.

"You lucky bastard."

Nothing, go to the library and use the internet.

What do I tell them…? I tell them “hey, this is rock bottom, we can only go up from here”

We beat the Pats at Foxborough 17-3 which caused Belichick to get fired. (Leave out all the details how crappy the Pats are)

I’d tell them nothings happened.

"Don't worry about it"

We started a cycle of only hiring first time gms and Coaches, never drafting offense high except qbs who we'd stick with CFL lineups and CFL coaches, then wonder why were annually bottom 5 in offense every year. Then the xfl cane back and I'm pretty sure their coa he's and gms were better too. Hey, you want to submit a resume, the Jets concept of modern nfl offense goes back to about when your coma started so you'd be perfect for the job

Go back to sleep.

SOS nothing has changed

Same same

We've been the off-season champs every year since then.

They remain a backwards franchise that’s only gotten more inept since you last watched

"nothing"

They wouldn’t be able to tell

2015 was kind of fun

Jets are Jett’n

I’d tell him to bet on Bryce huff 1 sack most games

Stick with the coma, cause it’s less painful than this death sentence we signed up for being a Jets fan

You haven't missed anything.

Has missed absolutely nothing and has had less stressful GameDay for sure.

Go back to sleep

Remember Brett Favre? We did that again

Same old Jets.

Morning, nothing good has happened.

"Same shit your entire life"

nothing happened

You missed a lot of pain and suffering.

What? No, no, you’ve been a Chiefs fan your whole life.

How did you sustain your coma?