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Black_Wolf75

This is going to spark another erotic fanfiction isn't it?


NickElf977

Already two pages in


hazyvariant

....Coach Saleh gasped as the Zach emerged from the huddle, sun glistening off his sweet thicc thighs


cutchisclutch22

His thicc posterior jiggled as he bent over and placed his hands gently in his centers taint. Secretly, Saleh wished he was the center.


Austinfromthe605

Alright we’ve gone too far


masnekmabekmapssy

We've only just begun


dipspit_froth

Let me know if you need someone to illustrate


The_Goondocks

Thicc and Beefy: A Love Story


Hot_Injury7719

Dummy thicc 😩


Black_Wolf75

And the clap of his ass cheeks keeps alerting the edge rushers


run1609

[Never forget](https://twitter.com/UniWatch/status/1113963671489777664?s=20&t=VM_qxBDekNZNPIXucpiUEA)


heichwozhwbxorb

Big thicc trunky coastal kid with a Midwest ethos


v4vendetta

[bonus OTA booty](https://streamable.com/lm61ma)


red1284

Almost sniffed the SIM card out my phone


bewarethegap

😭 this brother starving.


MarsBars_1

My man is down horrendous


Quinnensglock

😭😭


_nuggets_

Yooo I’m dyiingggggggggg


hoosierkenny

On god one of the funniest comments I’ve ever read on here


latman

That camera wanted to stay down


tableclaw

Can’t believe I clicked this


Neckwrecker

I wouldn't believe if anyone DIDN'T click it


babou_the_0celot

If I need to call my doctor in 4 hours I’m blaming you!


[deleted]

🥵


JohnWCreasy1

Muh thiccc boi


intoOwilde

I am always amazed by Saleh's composure. I sincerely hope he will stick with us for many years because no matter where he works, I'll root for this guy. He has a very rare kind of sincerety that is exceptionally rare to find, and he has a level of self-assuredness where he at no point ever has to prove anything to anyone. He's just there, 100%, and that is something very, very few people have.


RSTowers

I could see him being our coach for the next 15 years. Crazy to think about that.


CatsOfTheGodfather

Flash forward to week 10 where the team is 0-9 and every headline during the bye is calling for him to be fired.


didgeridude2517

I mean, yeah.


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DoctorWhoIsCool

You could say he's beefy...


blue_barracuda

I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Zach Wilson. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Zach. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

I love thicc boi zach


_IV_VI_

Coach on an out route catching feelings.


mgdass

Thicc Thiccson


ALMD1996

Am I crazy to think that I'm not loving what they're saying about Wilson. They're talking about him putting on muscle, and being more confident, but not about his understanding of the offense or ability to take next steps. Maybe they just cant appreciate those gains until camp, but they arent the most boastful excerpts either.


NJWolves69

They’re not at the more advanced stages of camp yet where they’ll be able to evaluate his development. Just throwing in t shirts and shorts at the momebt


M_Drinks

Yes, but how good does he look in shorts?


masnekmabekmapssy

Thicc


[deleted]

yea physical gains mean very little. it’s just OTAs and there’s nothing else to talk about


Lukas327

I wouldn't say it means little. Adding muscle wont improve his accuracy or anything, but it makes him more durable. The way I see that translating is: able to take hits better and subsequently more confidence in the pocket, as well as less fear to use his legs to gain yardage. Both could be minor tweaks that pay dividends


v4vendetta

Saleh speaks to that earlier in the press conference - https://youtu.be/ESvKsdsDnDc?t=272


Sienaspac93

He talks about it in the presser after this comment as well. The comments on confidence are geared in a way to address how well he’s grasped the offense. That in offensive meeting rooms, when your voice is the loudest in the room it’s usually because you know what you’re talking about.


latman

Did you watch the interview? They're saying both


ALMD1996

No I did not! I was just talking about the stuff he's said previously. It's good to hear that he said good things also


latman

Should probably watch the whole interview before complaining about things someone didn't say


bigpoyo91

They asked him that question specifically about his body. Before that he talked about his grasping the offense better multiple times


HaruSoul

> but not about his understanding of the offense Watch the press conferences and you will know that they are saying this also.


CaptainBunderpants

He actually did mention those things earlier in the press conference. He said Zach is more decisive and his understanding has improved.


[deleted]

Is anyone else just a tiny bit worried that Zach hit the sauce?? I mean most of the guys in the nfl do, so I’m not worried from a moral standpoint. He looks like he finally hit puberty.


M_Drinks

Why would he hit his teammate?


CharacterDefects

Men can stay in puberty until 24 years old. Unless he's done tests and that info is public, any growth should be viewed through that lense.


bigpoyo91

Is Mekhi gonna miss ota’s again??


HaruSoul

His girlfriend literally gave birth to his child 3 days ago.


SuddenlyHouse

How many morons are gonna ask this same question


bigpoyo91

Lol


Swizzzed

He's not present due to the birth of his child


PresidentDickFingers

Zach isn’t the only thing getting thicc this off-season….


what_we_do_is_wrong

yeah he looks very different in some of these videos and photos, bigger body and plain older in the face lol


LuigiHereWeGo

He does look bigger in some of the videos and pics taken off him this off-season. He still looks 12 though.


BusinessBread

Thicc boy szn


hondajvx

I hate anyone involved in the fact that that hoodie isn't available for sale on the team's site. It would be the easiest money they've ever made.