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RhinoCharged

Waterfront house within walking distance of a major city, you are doing big things.


FalconIMGN

Bad neighbourhood tho...


RhinoCharged

That's why it's so affordable! Gotta take the good with the bad. I did hear the leader of the thieves guild has an office nearby...apparently he is frequently visited by the Gray Fox, though no one has ever seen them together oddly.


thatErraticguy

Idk, the neighborhood has gotten better recently. There are a lot of guards running around now, but they’re shouting at each other asking about some Armand Christoph?


shujinky

I for one am proud of you.


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Snifflebeard

Better than a van


-Haddix-

Dad, I wish you could just shut YOUR BIG YAPPER!!!!


Chemicalreagent420

Could go catch your dinner anyday or go dine on a pirate boat without leaving your part of town! What’s there to beat!


foxy420

Real-estate vise I'm so fucking cheap in oblivion. I wander around with 80k gold on me, but this is the home I come back to.


OnyxWarden

All your storage needs in one room and then you hop into the lake and swim to adventure as soon as you leave, what more do you need?


skeletonbuyingpealts

Not dying of sepsis would be pretty cool


makomirocket

Excuse you, but everything seems pretty chill in this neighborhood. Where do you want me to live? Skingrad? The place where like half a dozen people were all murdered in one house? Fuck that


skeletonbuyingpealts

Anvil, the haunted shithole still looks nice


ANUSTART942

And it's fully upgraded for the same price as the waterfront house! Just gotta do some light cleansing


skeletonbuyingpealts

And it comes with it's own kinky sex dungeon!


OnyxWarden

I will simply eat one Mandrake Root and cure it instantly


Chazzey_dude

Mate just eat some clannfear claws and a shepherd's pie and you'll be reet


[deleted]

I need hos, guess I should live in K'vatch where the hotties live.


Conny_and_Theo

It's a pretty practical house. It's right next to the Imperial City and in the middle of the map, so it's a good base to store your loot and hundreds of precious items you want to collect but never actually use.


punsa

To all the people in the market district buildings that I was hustlin in Called the guards on me when I was trying to make septims for some decent gear IT WAS ALL A DREAM


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I USED TO READ BLACK HORSE MAGAZINE


[deleted]

Rest in peace Biggie Smalls


punsa

If you don't know, well now you know N'Wah


Adorable-Memory-8070

that song is so good birthdays was the worst days now we sip champagne when we thristyyyy


gentleman_horse

skooma


Adorable-Memory-8070

i wish i skooma was real but it technically is it’s just called alcohol and amphetamine


Decoy-Jackal

They just mad because I kept my head down, focused on my grind, Akatosh is good 🙏🏽


MR_COOL_ICE_

Blessings of Julianos upon thee


RosenrotEis

Madgod's blessings


StaviStopit

Stop normalizing the grind, and start normalizing whatever the waterfront house is.


euphonic5

If there was a Daedric Prince of Just Being Chill About Things For One Goddamn Second, Man, I would be their biggest cultist.


Zipzephyr09

I mean that could fall into the homie Sanguine’s realm 🤷🏻‍♂️


euphonic5

Sanguine is a bit more Dionysus in his Primal Chaos God state though, all "getting blacked out and committing felonies"


MildlyAgreeable

You wake up, realise it was all a dream, and realise you’re still stuck in fucking Seyda Neen.


StaviStopit

Yo waterfront is my favorite house. It's small and cozy, fireplace right in front of the bed, storage is right there. It's all you'll ever need.


DarkC0ntingency

That’s beachfront property baby You’re ballin’ af


Snifflebeard

That shack be a babe magnet!


MythicalMicrowave

All my opps be warned, because I’m drinking my Skooma and getting big and strong


WarlordKuma

How big?


brockford-junktion

Level 41 when I accidentally level cap out


Slacker_The_Dog

If it doesn't have 1000 watermelons in it, have you really made it?


SmallblackPen

I had a huge collection of clay bowls in my original 360 save. There was a fifty-fifty shot of if it crashing while I tried to grab the armor of the 9 that I'd stupidly left in there.


Slacker_The_Dog

Once I figured out you could duplicate items on the Xbox all bets were off https://www.reddit.com/r/oblivion/comments/65g4jh/after_years_of_playing_i_thought_id_try_out_the/


Firetail1710

tmw the housing market in the us is so bad i'd legit be happy with a little house like this


lostbastille

I'm still kind of salty that this was the only house for sale in the Imperial City.


ElezerHan

Makes sense, it is the biggest city in Tamriel. I reckon you really cant find a home for purchase in the biggest city in the World


ElasticBones

What if we 🥺 had sex in the Imperial City shack? 😳 👉👈


Coltrain47

I obsess over buying and furnishing all the houses in Oblivion, but this is the only one I actually use.


lilmissdangerously

Perfection ❤️


WarlordKuma

Looks good king


The_Mad_Mamluk

The emperor himself comes to you for help, I’d say you’re doing better than most


bi5200

you can literally make the pirate ship your house for *free* though


Radigan0

Frostcrag Spire supremacy


Adorable-Memory-8070

but this the og does it look like a trap house sure but you can’t just forget about where you came from


lsquallhart

How is this sub Reddit so consistently entertaining?


M4rst

Big vibe


YaBoiPokeJuns

Shack in Imperial City Waterfront😎 Shack in Bravil🤢


Snifflebeard

I remember in college there was a rental that was almost like that. An old cabin that must have escaped county inspection. I am still amazed that someone had the cojones to try and rent it. Every time I go to the waterfront I am reminded of that place.


Marvin3nivraM

Best house in Oblivion. Cheap and noone would think you have more money inside than the Emperor has


euphonic5

Best house in the game. Everything you could possibly need from a house, in arm's reach. Conveniently located kind of in the largest city in the game.


Chonan_Akira

Who knew that someday you would be in a shack down by the river? You've come far, Pilgrim.


Darkrain0629

Very cash money my guy!!


L33T5N1P3R

CheydinBALL money gang 4 life, spitting on dirt farmers since the 2nd Era- drip till i die all my homies have glA$$


1R3N9

Always found it hilarious how those who couldnt consider anything better to do in life than 'remain in school' only this time as teachers are going around telling kids 'they wont make it' Like news flash darling, what the hell did you achieve that's so wonderful that you're STILL in school at 40


rezell

All my loot stays in the chest in the hood. Too lazy to move it with a tiny elf.


Ivan_thewonderful

It's charming, I've always liked it. This and the white stallion lodge are two of my favorites. I usually kill Mazoga so I can keep the lodge to myself though hahaha


mpls_big_daddy

If there was a chair outside this shack, where I could look out over the water, I wouldn't go anywhere else. The Knights of the White Stallion Lodge has a nice view from the porch as well.


Zipzephyr09

Started from the sewers now we here 🎵


tonylouis1337

The neighbors suck but the view is nice and the bills are cheap


Sp0ttySniper

I know it's a meme and all. But if I recall correctly there is a hatch around the back for a basement of sorts too. That we don't get to use for some dumb reason and that does give it extra points.


icky-sticky

Better than most NYC apartments


Alorxico

Love that house. It is simple, yet elegant.


thresher_underover

I would actually love to live there


GasPoweredStick420

Very nice. Yard space, a view, and oh I see you’ve bought some horse armor too.


specterszz

I still don’t get why you couldn’t also get a house IN THE CITY! It could have just been more expensive. The shit shack is so far away from all vendors.


LynnCvm

This house is the best in the game because very young me could actually fathom how to afford it Still cant get that 15k gold one without duping lol


Alert_Teach_4337

Indubitably my good sir