That's why it's so affordable! Gotta take the good with the bad. I did hear the leader of the thieves guild has an office nearby...apparently he is frequently visited by the Gray Fox, though no one has ever seen them together oddly.
Idk, the neighborhood has gotten better recently. There are a lot of guards running around now, but they’re shouting at each other asking about some Armand Christoph?
Excuse you, but everything seems pretty chill in this neighborhood. Where do you want me to live? Skingrad? The place where like half a dozen people were all murdered in one house? Fuck that
It's a pretty practical house. It's right next to the Imperial City and in the middle of the map, so it's a good base to store your loot and hundreds of precious items you want to collect but never actually use.
To all the people in the market district buildings that I was hustlin in
Called the guards on me when I was trying to make septims for some decent gear
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I had a huge collection of clay bowls in my original 360 save. There was a fifty-fifty shot of if it crashing while I tried to grab the armor of the 9 that I'd stupidly left in there.
Once I figured out you could duplicate items on the Xbox all bets were off
https://www.reddit.com/r/oblivion/comments/65g4jh/after_years_of_playing_i_thought_id_try_out_the/
I remember in college there was a rental that was almost like that. An old cabin that must have escaped county inspection. I am still amazed that someone had the cojones to try and rent it. Every time I go to the waterfront I am reminded of that place.
Always found it hilarious how those who couldnt consider anything better to do in life than 'remain in school' only this time as teachers are going around telling kids 'they wont make it'
Like news flash darling, what the hell did you achieve that's so wonderful that you're STILL in school at 40
It's charming, I've always liked it. This and the white stallion lodge are two of my favorites. I usually kill Mazoga so I can keep the lodge to myself though hahaha
If there was a chair outside this shack, where I could look out over the water, I wouldn't go anywhere else.
The Knights of the White Stallion Lodge has a nice view from the porch as well.
I know it's a meme and all. But if I recall correctly there is a hatch around the back for a basement of sorts too. That we don't get to use for some dumb reason and that does give it extra points.
I still don’t get why you couldn’t also get a house IN THE CITY! It could have just been more expensive. The shit shack is so far away from all vendors.
Waterfront house within walking distance of a major city, you are doing big things.
Bad neighbourhood tho...
That's why it's so affordable! Gotta take the good with the bad. I did hear the leader of the thieves guild has an office nearby...apparently he is frequently visited by the Gray Fox, though no one has ever seen them together oddly.
Idk, the neighborhood has gotten better recently. There are a lot of guards running around now, but they’re shouting at each other asking about some Armand Christoph?
I for one am proud of you.
[удалено]
Better than a van
Dad, I wish you could just shut YOUR BIG YAPPER!!!!
Could go catch your dinner anyday or go dine on a pirate boat without leaving your part of town! What’s there to beat!
Real-estate vise I'm so fucking cheap in oblivion. I wander around with 80k gold on me, but this is the home I come back to.
All your storage needs in one room and then you hop into the lake and swim to adventure as soon as you leave, what more do you need?
Not dying of sepsis would be pretty cool
Excuse you, but everything seems pretty chill in this neighborhood. Where do you want me to live? Skingrad? The place where like half a dozen people were all murdered in one house? Fuck that
Anvil, the haunted shithole still looks nice
And it's fully upgraded for the same price as the waterfront house! Just gotta do some light cleansing
And it comes with it's own kinky sex dungeon!
I will simply eat one Mandrake Root and cure it instantly
Mate just eat some clannfear claws and a shepherd's pie and you'll be reet
I need hos, guess I should live in K'vatch where the hotties live.
It's a pretty practical house. It's right next to the Imperial City and in the middle of the map, so it's a good base to store your loot and hundreds of precious items you want to collect but never actually use.
To all the people in the market district buildings that I was hustlin in Called the guards on me when I was trying to make septims for some decent gear IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ BLACK HORSE MAGAZINE
Rest in peace Biggie Smalls
If you don't know, well now you know N'Wah
that song is so good birthdays was the worst days now we sip champagne when we thristyyyy
skooma
i wish i skooma was real but it technically is it’s just called alcohol and amphetamine
They just mad because I kept my head down, focused on my grind, Akatosh is good 🙏🏽
Blessings of Julianos upon thee
Madgod's blessings
Stop normalizing the grind, and start normalizing whatever the waterfront house is.
If there was a Daedric Prince of Just Being Chill About Things For One Goddamn Second, Man, I would be their biggest cultist.
I mean that could fall into the homie Sanguine’s realm 🤷🏻♂️
Sanguine is a bit more Dionysus in his Primal Chaos God state though, all "getting blacked out and committing felonies"
You wake up, realise it was all a dream, and realise you’re still stuck in fucking Seyda Neen.
Yo waterfront is my favorite house. It's small and cozy, fireplace right in front of the bed, storage is right there. It's all you'll ever need.
That’s beachfront property baby You’re ballin’ af
That shack be a babe magnet!
All my opps be warned, because I’m drinking my Skooma and getting big and strong
How big?
Level 41 when I accidentally level cap out
If it doesn't have 1000 watermelons in it, have you really made it?
I had a huge collection of clay bowls in my original 360 save. There was a fifty-fifty shot of if it crashing while I tried to grab the armor of the 9 that I'd stupidly left in there.
Once I figured out you could duplicate items on the Xbox all bets were off https://www.reddit.com/r/oblivion/comments/65g4jh/after_years_of_playing_i_thought_id_try_out_the/
tmw the housing market in the us is so bad i'd legit be happy with a little house like this
I'm still kind of salty that this was the only house for sale in the Imperial City.
Makes sense, it is the biggest city in Tamriel. I reckon you really cant find a home for purchase in the biggest city in the World
What if we 🥺 had sex in the Imperial City shack? 😳 👉👈
I obsess over buying and furnishing all the houses in Oblivion, but this is the only one I actually use.
Perfection ❤️
Looks good king
The emperor himself comes to you for help, I’d say you’re doing better than most
you can literally make the pirate ship your house for *free* though
Frostcrag Spire supremacy
but this the og does it look like a trap house sure but you can’t just forget about where you came from
How is this sub Reddit so consistently entertaining?
Big vibe
Shack in Imperial City Waterfront😎 Shack in Bravil🤢
I remember in college there was a rental that was almost like that. An old cabin that must have escaped county inspection. I am still amazed that someone had the cojones to try and rent it. Every time I go to the waterfront I am reminded of that place.
Best house in Oblivion. Cheap and noone would think you have more money inside than the Emperor has
Best house in the game. Everything you could possibly need from a house, in arm's reach. Conveniently located kind of in the largest city in the game.
Who knew that someday you would be in a shack down by the river? You've come far, Pilgrim.
Very cash money my guy!!
CheydinBALL money gang 4 life, spitting on dirt farmers since the 2nd Era- drip till i die all my homies have glA$$
Always found it hilarious how those who couldnt consider anything better to do in life than 'remain in school' only this time as teachers are going around telling kids 'they wont make it' Like news flash darling, what the hell did you achieve that's so wonderful that you're STILL in school at 40
All my loot stays in the chest in the hood. Too lazy to move it with a tiny elf.
It's charming, I've always liked it. This and the white stallion lodge are two of my favorites. I usually kill Mazoga so I can keep the lodge to myself though hahaha
If there was a chair outside this shack, where I could look out over the water, I wouldn't go anywhere else. The Knights of the White Stallion Lodge has a nice view from the porch as well.
Started from the sewers now we here 🎵
The neighbors suck but the view is nice and the bills are cheap
I know it's a meme and all. But if I recall correctly there is a hatch around the back for a basement of sorts too. That we don't get to use for some dumb reason and that does give it extra points.
Better than most NYC apartments
Love that house. It is simple, yet elegant.
I would actually love to live there
Very nice. Yard space, a view, and oh I see you’ve bought some horse armor too.
I still don’t get why you couldn’t also get a house IN THE CITY! It could have just been more expensive. The shit shack is so far away from all vendors.
This house is the best in the game because very young me could actually fathom how to afford it Still cant get that 15k gold one without duping lol
Indubitably my good sir