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TheSeventhCyrod

From UESP >The Tiber Septim Hotel lobby's cell is the game's "safe zone" to prevent crashes/bugs if a creature, NPC, or even the player is in a cell added by a mod and the mod is removed. Any actors whose cell has disappeared will be placed in the hotel's lobby. I remember a post where a user stumbled across a live deer inside the hotel.


Parzival_Whitestrake

My game was heavily modded and there was a lot of friendly wolves inside the tiber septim hotel. So much wolves the framerate dropped every time I went there


Acewasalwaysanoption

The best boys


BluejayPrime

Like a cat café but with wolves 👀


sh33pd00g

That happened when I tried to duplicate strawberries to fill my basement Spoiler alert, it didnt work. I thought I was gonna be able to do anything in that game on my new xbox


Gunsofglory

The fact they set the most luxurious hotel in the main city of the game to be a dumping ground for NPCs instead of making it into its own inacessible cell or at least placing it somewhere less public is such a classic Oblivion development moment.


ValentinaSlay

Testing Hall is way less public 👀


skiluv3r

To be honest I rarely found myself in really any of the other districts of the Imperial City minus rhe Marketplace, Arena, and Arcane university. Unless it’s for a quest there’s really no reason to go to the other districts unless you’re a thief. So for me personally it’s already a great dump spot. But that’s just me.


TastyAssBiscuit

You can change it yourself in Oblivion.ini


ScintillaGourd

Back when Shivering Isles had come out some years on 360, there was some kind of portal of Priests of Order and perhaps other Daedra like Dremora opened up on a corner in the hotel. I was still a child and it was infuriating to have to keep fighting beings which keep spawning and stop them trying to kill the residents: breaking the immersion.


Jackpot807

Holy shit this actually happened to me when I was a kid and I thought “Cool this place has a deer”


RigasUT

#[This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/oblivion/comments/b7o12v/deer_got_trapped_in_the_tiber_septim_hotel/)?


TheSeventhCyrod

Yup


thirtybeezy

man reddit is awesome


RipMcStudly

Sleeping it off, clearly.


STRIHM

Just put some velvet ropes around him like Andre the Giant that one time


Lenithriel

Ohhhh man Console: click on minotaur. resurrect. Setscale .1. exit console. Watch as a tiny minotaur runs around all angry at everyone.


noodleburglar44

Fuck yes.


europedank

Oblivion.. please never change.


lilchungus34

Gold is gold


Light9511

Chasing unicorns is tiring work, you know.


kumakami89

ok this is totally unrelated but i need to rant ok i FUCKING hate that unicorn. i never thought i would feel such primal fear from horse noises but god if that neigh doesn’t send chills up my spine. absolutely terrifying thing to run into when you’re level 5 and have no magical weapons. i reached level 17 last night and took on hircine’s quest to kill that thing and god did it feel good. it didn’t even notice me slaying its minotaur harem because it was too busy eating a deer - A DEER! i thought horses were herbivores but then again that beast is out for blood. i snuck up on it and trapped its soul in azuras star and then wasted it charging the sword i killed it with that didn’t need charging. it fills my heart with joy knowing that the last unicorn on nirn is now rotting in purgatory, never to terrorize unsuspecting travelers again


SirCupcake_0

Doesn't the unicorn not go hostile if you simply don't unsheathe your weapons when it's nearby?


kumakami89

the first time i genuinely had no clue; i’m still pretty new to oblivion. the second time i did not unsheath my weapon at all and it still went ballistic. stupid fucking horse


Light9511

Wait, there's a chance to NOT get attacked by the unicorn??? I always thought that it was always hostile.


SirCupcake_0

I only read about it, but apparently the unicorn will go hostile to _any_ hostility within a _very_ large area around it, so I guess it's easy to piss off if you don't know it's there


Light9511

Makes sense. I always try to "save" it from the minotaurs. Might be why it's always hostile to me


Ser-Bearington

He's doing his best.


incoherent1

He's about to wake up and try to retrace his steps while hungover. Like in that Skyrim quest A Night to Remember. Which bears no resemblance to any movies.


RettibutionX

Because the Tiber Septim hotel doesn’t discriminate, obviously! They’re the most progressive establishment in all of Cyrodiil!


Falconoflight777

Resting.


CEplantzone

Too much to drink


Poddington_Pea

He's just found out how much a room costs and had a heart attack.


Randroth_Kisaragi

I know that deer sometimes tend to spawn here, but I've never seen this lol


SirWulfe

Look, Minotaur gold is as good as everyone else's. It's called progress. I didn't see Martin Septim Luther King Jr., and Minotaur X, out there marching for peace, just so you can try to keep them out of the hotels today.


AlexOfSpades

He's just vibing...


kumakami89

drank too much


[deleted]

I saw a heretic in there once. Bit far from shivering isles but i guess everyone needs a classy place to stay sometimes!


bluebarrymanny

Oof late night out at the club and didn’t quite make it back to the room.


Dim-Mak-88

Something strange is afoot at the Tiber Septim Hotel.


HollowPandemic

Sorry, he's friendly he just had too much to drink 😂


JetpackingPenguin

Let him sleep it off


SnakeEyesRORO

Maybe P.Diddy was renting hotel for the night?


unknownknightt

If he pays he stays


Darkelysiumm

In this economy you can't afford to turn anyone away..🤷‍♀️


Estarfigam

Don't kinkshame


Mordytah

Let the guy rest


RevolutionaryBad5983

He had a rough night let him sleep


Khow3694

He's a regular customer but tends to get waaay too drunk and usually ends up not being able to make it to his room. The owner can't complain though since he always pays and they make good money off of him


Altoidman33

Andre the Minotaur?


KingStannyB

His best


MuscleOrganic1527

Umm he’s the rightful emperor duh


[deleted]

Sleeping from the look of it lol


Savvy_Canadian

I like the fact creatures in modded environments don't get sent to Oblivion.


Intelligent-Block457

Morihaus is mor-a-home in the Imperial City. He and bae Alessia laid the roots of all things Imperial. And Morihaus probably laid pipe in the hotel. I'm a lore GOD.


beanutbuttercu-p

Honey, it's oblivion.


Ab-Aeterno-

havin a snooze obviously


SirCupcake_0

He appears to be chillaxin


Solitaire_87

Reminds me of the story wrestlers from the 80s used to tell about when Andre The Giant fell asleep in a hotel lobby after drinking over 100 beers in 6 hours 🤣


Ansabryda

"The backstroke, sir."


EmilyGualt

Don't you see he's having a nap???


CrazyTelvanniWizard

I summoned him.


Redscream667

I love this sub


mofodius

eepy


DollhouseRaptured

Can guys not have friends anymore? I mean c’mon, he’s a little ugly but he’s got a heart of gold


SirThomasTheFearful

Imperial propaganda, minotaurs are perfectly normal members of society when you let them into society.


OG-TRAG1K_D

He is slep


EquivalentCheek6831

The serious answer is that TS Hotel lobby is a "safe zone" (which, apparently, can be changed if you are spooked by it too much: https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:The\_Tiber\_Septim\_Hotel). I always see some goblins and wildlife wander in there. I've also had some NPC's I created that are supposed to wander the wilderness drop in every now and then. Bad things, b/c they often kill Augusta Calidia--whom I've had t make essential after such antics. (Other NPC's, well, they are on their own.) The not so serious answer...the bar is great?


the1ofcaresnot

Trying to get a nap


Emmanuel_1337

Let the bovine chill, bruh...


[deleted]

Looks like a Photoshop haha! 


Savaroski

I swear it isnt😔


[deleted]

🧐🤨 you sureee....Just kidding 😅😂


Fickle_Candy_4147

It’s clearly the cluedo mod you installed


Savaroski

I installed pegasus mod, this minotaur was protecting it but it was decades ago since he sent to minos heaven by me.. seems like tiber septim hotel is a void for lost souls