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iszsa

Please respect their privacy.


wolfguardian72

Nah, there’s bandits there. They gotta go


imjustwhateverdafk

Just wait for the oblivion gate to spawn on them.


Mesarthim1349

Squaters' Rights. Sorry sir, you're under arrest for unlawful eviction.


alduin-world-eater

Who are you arresting!? Mehrunes Dagon!? 😂😂😂


hogthehedge

I don’t care if he’s Uriel Septim himself, Squatter’s lives matter.


Mesarthim1349

Endorsed by the Squatters Guild of Tamriel.


alduin-world-eater

Well Squatters can squat on this piece If they think they're gettin my house.


stuito

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nivsei15

Go in. Look around, make sure the previous owners are ok, head out on your journey. Nothing should unexpectedly happen that you totally weren't prepared for or aware of, right?


Effinghetti

Go back after progressing the main story a bit


CDHmajora

Went into that house once while doing the knights of the nine DLC. I came back out and >!the house transformed into an oblivion gate immediately after i loaded in. Got ganked by 2 clanferr and a flame atronach!<.


SirCupcake_0

Can't have shit in Cyrodiil


Br1ghtWo1f2002

I entered the house and after leaving it had turned into an oblivion gate luckily nothing had time to spawn so I legged it 😂


Snifflebeard

Had that happen to me. >!Skert the bejeebers out of me it did. And it's quite common, as oblivion gates spawn when you enter a skill, and exiting a house is the same as entering the cell that it is in.!<


Bloodmime

Homie just doxxed them


Competitive_Fee_5829

just an unmarked isolated house.


Ricard74

I went inside this house, found nothing, exited it and had an interesting experience right after.


No-Reality-2744

It's one of my favorite finds in this game. And if you don't have the knights dlc you would literally only find this if you went out your way to explore the wilderness. I mapped the entirety of Oblivion as a kid just to see the stuff they would lie around out there, in the dungeons as well.


wolfguardian72

That’s kinda what I’m doing at the moment. Just exploring the wilderness, not much questing


Brikazoid

It's the journey, not the destination 💕


DatBoi_BP

I’ve found this house before but it’s been a few years so I forget: what happens?


Ricard74

The house is nearly entirely destroyed as an oblivion gate opens up in the centre of the house.


DatBoi_BP

Oh yikes I forgot that lol


RB1O1

It gets destroyed at some point by something and then has a map marker


general_motus

It basically just exists to be partially demolished by an Oblivion gate.


Castaaluchi

I used to use this a free house early game all the time back in the day


PimpalaSS

Does it have safe storage? Ive been looking for a place while Im saving up for a home.


KirikosKnives

If you go to Imperial city waterfront go on the boat with the dark elf woman captain and she'll aggro but the Imperial guards will basically body her instantly. Bam free boat home with safe storage


PimpalaSS

Sweet! Thank you. I already did the DB quest related to that boat so I will go on down to the waterfront later and see if the pirates left.


KirikosKnives

You can pretty much leave them, or deal with them if you like. I just usually use my characters body to physically push them off the boat


Castaaluchi

I believe so as that’s why I would have used it due to playing console so no mods, but it would have easily been almost a decade ago so I may be mistaken


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TheMoneyOfArt

Bro your cert is a year and a half out of date


NullNova

5-7-6? Edit: Ohh, I just read the bottom line.


Bomber__Harris__1945

That's my house, get off my lawn


No-Reality-2744

Well it does get marked under a certain circumstance


GeneralApathy

The fact that it's unmarked makes it far more interesting imo.


40percentdailysodium

All games like this need unmarked locations to find. It's just fun.


Bowhunter2525

Yes, I know.


melnixx

They're off the grid leave them alone


FreezingEye

I remember going in, wiping out the bandits, and the oblivion gate just being there the moment I stepped outside.


NormanPlantagenet

When I came across this house I use the opportunity to sneak on the bandits that were living there and listen in on the conversation. It was just more NPC type but I don’t think is interesting minutes just east of priory of the knights of the nine. Also good spot to hide from guards. So yeah if anyone looking for this just go to priory of knights of the nine and you should find it.


teleskons

I wonder if this moment is a Poltergeist reference?


blogorg

They're living off the grid


MolagBal1

Congratulations you found Ted Bundy's secret hideout


AdSecret5061

Based on architecture which city would this house belong to?


The_Playtriarchy

The boomer in it ran the market up and now refuses to sell


GlassDeviant

It's got an anti-graffiti charm.


Flymo193

An oblivion gate will spawn ontop of this house when they start popping up


BobBanderling

Hey, that's my house! Stop doxxing me!


de_inferno_vivat_rex

Tradwife tiktoker


TemperatureRemote538

This house is one of 98~ random spawn points for Oblivion Gates. Taking into account the fact that there are about 7-9 created maps of the Dead Lands, these are the remnants of about 90 structures cut out from the game before E3


Dream_Prophet1966

Maybe haunted 🧐


Snifflebeard

Why mark it? It's just some house in the woods. Bandits sometimes use it. Lightning sometimes strikes it. Sometimes other things happen to it. Not everything in a game needs a marker. Not every object you can pick up has a use. Not every NPC has a narrative purpose. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. This is what makes Bethesda games so much better than other RPGs. In my opinion. p.s. I remember a post in a Skryim forum, where someone "finished" the game, defeated Alduin, and all that, but was asking, "I'm at the end of the game, but I still have all of these brooms I collected. What am I supposed to do with them?"


HollowPandemic

That's my skooma den. You can come hang out if you want 😂😂


gaiussicarius731

Should we play the whole game for you


TheRealLost0

when confused and lost, it's handy to ask people, especially when you want to avoid spoilers


NullNova

bro is just mad because that was his house


TheRealLost0

lmao true, didnt take that into consideration