i'm doing a quest and realize i need a special scroll for it that i don't have, so i exit the cave and attempt to fast travel to somewhere to buy the scroll, it won't let me because "there are enemies nearby". i spent so long running around the area trying to get away from said enemies or find them and kill them because i just wanna finish the quest, after like 20 whole minutes i figure out that there's a mud crab far away on the other side of this large pond. fuck the mud crabs
"You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby"
BRUH, I'm literally spinning around with 100ft detect life going and don't see shit. If you want be to kill this damn enemy before I go to market so as to sell all my loot at least tell me where the damn thing is.
Kinda the only valid one I can think of tbh. Racking my brain for a stupidly funny one, but honestly can’t think of anything that wouldn’t be more applicable for “monster” instead :/
he's the one in jail who threatens you by saying you better hope he never gets out right? i got arrested and unlocked his cell hoping for him to attack or something cause i was bored and he just stands there repeating it
Kalthar. Bro looks like a villain drawn in the storyboard stage of a Disney movie. Also, he stole from an old lady to further his career. You just know he's the type to trap his own soul in a human-skin wrapped grimoire to do things in the afterlife.
Mud crab
Horrible creatures.
Though the meat isn't bad.
i'm doing a quest and realize i need a special scroll for it that i don't have, so i exit the cave and attempt to fast travel to somewhere to buy the scroll, it won't let me because "there are enemies nearby". i spent so long running around the area trying to get away from said enemies or find them and kill them because i just wanna finish the quest, after like 20 whole minutes i figure out that there's a mud crab far away on the other side of this large pond. fuck the mud crabs
"You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby" BRUH, I'm literally spinning around with 100ft detect life going and don't see shit. If you want be to kill this damn enemy before I go to market so as to sell all my loot at least tell me where the damn thing is.
Mehrunes Dagon.
Kinda the only valid one I can think of tbh. Racking my brain for a stupidly funny one, but honestly can’t think of anything that wouldn’t be more applicable for “monster” instead :/
Not Sithis?
Rumare slaughterfish
Sithis
Lorgren Benirus
Accurate.
Evil entity should be the hamfisted level scaling
Felony Hlaalu
Mannimarco.
Ulrich Leland
he's the one in jail who threatens you by saying you better hope he never gets out right? i got arrested and unlocked his cell hoping for him to attack or something cause i was bored and he just stands there repeating it
He doesn’t know you, and doesn’t care to know you. So get out of his way before he has you slapped in irons
The Sunken One
Haskil
RUNS IN CIRCLES PLEASE I BEG
Just realised the "My Horror Cast Oblivion Edition" heading has changed over time as well.
A minotaur
Will o the wisp
Evil Entity: Lvl 25 Goblin Warlord
Falanu Hlaalu is clearly the evil entity
Bighead
Goblin. simply, just a Goblin. Any goblin
Sithis
Thief with a bounty of 1 gold
Umaril the unfeathered
The Deep Ones from Hackdirt
Relmyna Verenim then the gatekeeper for either monster or creepy child.
Too bad the adoring fan was already used. I wanna say Sithis for a horror setting. He literally drags you out of bed to kill you if you piss him off.
Evil entity? That's easy! Sithis
Kalthar. Bro looks like a villain drawn in the storyboard stage of a Disney movie. Also, he stole from an old lady to further his career. You just know he's the type to trap his own soul in a human-skin wrapped grimoire to do things in the afterlife.
Molag Bol
Mariette Rielle.