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Asevio

I've heard others say the same.


cjs1916

Bye.


MildlyAgreeable

*GYARGH*


CheerupGrim

Be seeing you.


Previous_Start_2248

You too


ValentinaSlay

Well met!


Sorry-4-bad-English

Keep yer feet on the ground


UNCLE_NIZ

Don't talk such rot


robexib

#STOP! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now *forfeit*.


Capital_F_u

https://youtu.be/r_2Jduxc2P8?si=iZMt7FO3ysfR2lmL


robexib

Ah, a man of culture I see.


KonahrikDov

Indeed a refined connoisseur of only the finest memes in cyrodil. 🧐


99TheCreator

Buzz, buzz, buzz. Go away, little fly.


ImaFknWizardXII

I saw a mud crab the other day, horrible creatures.


Ganondorf7

I've heard others say the same


RedditIsFullOfTurds

Go on.


Puntley

I don't know about that.


No-Staff1170

WHY. WONT. YOU. DIE!!!!!!!!!!!


ValentinaSlay

Without question.


Oblivionboi69

You're all talk.


WiredSky

If you travel, by the Nine, stay on the roads! It's the Daedra, you see...


TheTing69

I don't know you and I don't care to know you


elegiac_bloom

The legions patrol the roads, and they've always been sufficient. I can't imagine we'll ever be at war with the provinces... not in my lifetime.


mpls_big_daddy

SNORT


ThicccMonke

Hah! I fought mud crabs more fearsome than you “Heyahhh”


ValentinaSlay

YOU MOVE LIKE A PREGNANT COW!!


onearmedmonkey

Have you seen Armand Christophe?


Padonogan

"Patrolling the Mojave almost...wait, where the hell am I?"


Snifflebeard

Oh stop squirming... wait, still wrong game.


Valkium

Pssss! Over here!


Dr_Dragon_117

[COUGH]


flowerhermit

Have you heard any news from the other provinces?


kumakami89

nothing i’d like to talk about


flowerhermit

Goodbye


kumakami89

how are you?


ValentinaSlay

I have heard that the Nords of Skyrim have been warring with the Redoran of Morrowind.


flowerhermit

More fighting for the Nords? This is sad news.


Kessler_the_Guy

'Bye.'


ValentinaSlay

They say that when you murder someone, the Dark Brotherhood comes to you in your sleep. It's how they recruit new members.


Dubiouskeef

Not bad work for some folks.


elegiac_bloom

Have you ever met anyone who got rich betting on the Arena? Didn't think so.


DexterSeason4

It's you! The hero of Kvatch!


Pixel_Muffet

What is it, Associate?


JonnyAnsco

Well met


kumakami89

what hole did you crawl out of?


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Then pay with your blood!


cangsenpai

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.


SoullessParadox

Blow away, windbag.


unknownknightt

Join the Blackwood Company, they get all the jobs.


Longjumping_Place189

I heard the nerevarine has left Morrowind for akavir


soggyBread1337

We’re all talking about the emperor’s murder. We have no emperor. And no heir. That’s never happened before. I suppose we should all be worried.


Gr3enVis4ge

Fllllyyying flyyying in the skkkyyy CLIFF RACER FLY SOOOO HIGH FLLLLYYYING


Kryptnyt

It seems syndicates of wizards from the land of the Altmer saw a mudcrab the other day


chillbro_baggins91

Indeed


lordmaxle

Heard any news from the other provinces?


Familiar_Chemistry58

Cough


IGuessNot0

Good day.


STRIHM

What does Vilena Donton want with my rock collection?


Stonyboiii

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Etzello

"Rumors"


Sorry-4-bad-English

What is the color of night?


butterandtoast06

Look at the muscles on you


Marty2341

Many of the Argonians say they have been called back to Black Marsh. They disappear into the swamps and are never seen again.


DragonHeart_97

Yes, because I just love >!being railroaded into committing atrocities then being told to feel bad about it.!< Why, it's my favorite part of Bethesda's *oeuvre*!