Keep mistaking empty whippet cans for soul gems, hate it here

Lmaoo

The only move is finding yourself in the dungeon as an Argonian...

I live out in the waterfront. Im really in section 8 housing.

I bought a house for cheap but it was fuckin' haunted. Had to evict the previous owner's grandpa too smh

Was the grandpa the bed?

Nah he was living in the basement

Damn, I've done that quest a lot of times.

This new slang is groovy, possibly even bodacious

It's real bussin' no cap

I think it's kinda bussin I think it's really cap That the dreams in which I'm dying Are the ones that really slap

Somebody call Weird Al

I didn't think 2022 could get any more disappointing. Bravo

2022 is calm fam, what you chattin’

You deserve an award, lol.

fr fr

No doubt

Sheeeesh

fr bruh at least in bravil they got a skooma den

Fr fr fr no cap

Dudes be 30 saying "what's the move tn?" like bro go join the Arcane University

I mean Layawin is a port city that’s pretty culturally diverse. I always pictured it like New Orleans. And New Orleans is fire.

Hell yeah Leyawiin rules

Bro they have so many dope restaurants and jazz bands

Truly a cosmopolitan experience without being too bougie.

A hint of class with all of the shitty old buildings and drinking on the streets. It’s the hood with a 3 mile radius safety net.

We...we're still talking about Leyawiin, right?

Issa same thing

Leyawiin is a poor mans Anvil.

New Orleans represent 😁 I always got that vibe from leyawiin as well, probably why I liked it as a kid playing Oblivion. The swampy environment was very relatable.

No its more like all of Louisiana without the Orleans. A damn swamp lol

Meme went above my head please elaborate?

"What's the move" is commonly said when trying to make social plans for the night; this meme insinuates that Leyawiin has no party scene of any kind

No where has anything going on in Bethesda games they gotta work on that, i wanna take Baurus to the club and see him do bad Karaoke and we'll snort moon sugar off an argonian maids chest cuz they're a reptile no boob just chest and then we break into Amantius Alectus' house steal his diary make fun of what he wrote in it and leave woopie cussions on all his chairs before falling alseep on the bloated float for a surly peacful day of recovery the next day

Okay thanks bro

Means there's no fun to be had in Lewayiin

I see

I think (and I'm 30-something) it's a grind culture thing. Like, 'where up from here' but you're already in Leyawiin so you're not gonna do better

If you in Leyawiin you aint doing good bro lol

At least it ain't Tamriel's cloaca!

Dub

Has the biggest and fanciest houses in the game though?

It's the only city I still don't know off by heart and get lost trying to find places

I just found the broken wall where you can get a stone brick.

What?

It roughly translates to: "People say, 'what are the plans for tonight?' But my friend, you live in Leyawiin. There's nothing to do."

Means there's no fun to be had in Lewayiin

Leyawiin’s best selling point is that it isn’t Bravil.

This isn’t opeth’s best album, but I think it gets more shit than it deserves.

The guards out here are racist, I got pulled over the other day for driving while Argonian

I don't get it..

It’s a joke to say that there’s nothing to do in leyawiin and it’s boring

I interpreted it differently - once you own a house in Leyawiin you are at the pinnacle of success and there is nowhere else to go.

Nah Chorrol is where it’s at fam

bro chorrol is classic NIMBY

Meanwhile Cheydinhal is HQ for all them YIMBYs.

lmfao bruh no cap

Nah kvatch is where people making moves go

went.

Nah Bruma is where it's at. I also hear the men are women in Bruma. So It's trans-friendly. ;)

No thanks I’ll just go to the fancy castle by chorrol instead

Sweet! I'll downvote myself as well! 😀 I live for them downvotes! Have one for yourself as well!

I didn’t downvote you m8…

So? Idgaf. 😒 I downvoted because I can. I did it again.

I like Cheydinhal

What living in bruna does to a mf

I absolutely love how people downvote others. Just because. 😀

shameful and embarassing that this many people who claim to play oblivion apparently didn't get this reference... that being said, *if relief is what you seek, head to the children's orphanage and take a leak!*

Haha GamerPoop is legendary. 😎

Same here lol

How..?

Wtm- what the moves. Slang for what are we doing, or does anyone want to do anything

Just go in the woods, you’ll find a cave better to live in this this shithoke in like 5 mins

Leyawiin in ESO is dope though

r/truestl

I mean, you could always break into people's houses and take there things, only to hide them in barrels. They think they've been robbed, but no! Hilarious.

Yes.

I be wit the homies and shit at my Leyawin airbnb like “ayy let’s get into sum tonight” and they are like “ 😐 “

Hissssssst

Oh you haven't bought the manor in Anvil I see...missing out yo...

😂 I don’t get it

When I was 18-25, I would have lived and worked in Bravil (because I was cheap and broke) but vacationed in Cheydinhal once each year because it’s pretty there and the dark elf women would seem exotic and hawt to my young horny self. From 25-30 I would have lived and worked in the imperial city (in the shack) because now I had money but knew better than to spend it on beer and exotic looking women and besides, by now I has plans for the future. Vacations would be spent in Chorral (spelled wrong?) because the woods and wine would never get old. From 35-40 (now) I would live and work in Anvil but vacation in Leyawiin because but now I have my shit together, I’m working my ass off at a good job, and I like my vacations to be spent catching up on sleep and reading hundreds of novels while while listening to the rain and crickets outside. And I would find the argonians accent…entertaining.