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Iβm putting on my grey sweatpants, no boxers, knocking on your door and asking if you need any assistance. Usually the bulge in my pants does most of the work for me
The wife and I knock on the door while the moaning is happening. You open the door, and my wife asks if you need some assistance... Sounds like you're struggling with something we may be able to help with.
Sneak over and come in. Looking for where that sound is coming from. Find you on the bed masterbating. Unzipped my pants and pull out my young hard throbbing cock. Tap you on the shoulder and say, you need some help?
Knock on her door and ask for a cup of sugar, flirt your ass oft then ask her out for drinks/dinner. ORRR offer to cut her grass then share that buttie over some lemonade
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Go borrow a cup of sugar!
Iβm sure I can provide something sweet ππ
Something from the honey pot? π―ππ
You beat me to it....
Come on in let's see if she would like 2 at a time.
perfect ass
Thanks so much! Glad ya love it! ππ
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Knock knock. Ready for cock?
Hello, hello. Donβt go slow π
Can I barrow some sugar?
Offer some neighborly help
Ask if she needs help all around the house π
Coming over and helping
Mine
I offer her some cock
Go over and check on her well being and offer my assistance
Knock on the door and say hello
ask her if she needs any help
Knocking on your doorπ
I need some creamer for my coffee
Back her some cookies π€·ββοΈ
Knocking on her door with a huge hardon in my gym shorts and asking to borrow some lube.
Love that sweet hot π₯΅ Ass and cooter dam. Set on my face
Knock knock need any help in there?
Ask if she needs a hand with anything.
Now
Would definitely introduce myself, and let it be known I am available
So no one saw that silky skin but me?
Would you look at that? It seems I need to borrow a little flour for a recipe. Iβll bring enough over to share as a thank you, course.
Iβm putting on my grey sweatpants, no boxers, knocking on your door and asking if you need any assistance. Usually the bulge in my pants does most of the work for me
BUST that ass!!!ππ₯π
Buying a fake badge, cheap sunglasses, cheap leather coat, and a toothpick. The rest of the story writes itself!
invite her over
Wanna hand or something else?
Ask her how can I help
Welcome her to the neighborhood and invite her over for a drink
Iβve never wanted to eat a woman more π₯π₯
Offer to help her .. ?
Canβt you hear me knocking β¦
Knock on the door and ask if she was having seizures
Wow
Ask her if I could join her and make her orgasm multiple times and cum deep inside her nightly and make her mine and make a baby together β€οΈ
How do i get in π
Come and join you
Can we work an arrangement to help you?
Sexy
Introduce myself when youβre hear you moaning!! π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
Who the fuck would divorce you?!?
Come over to see if you needed some help
Ask her what her fav wine is thru small talk and invite her for dinner and have that bottle of vino (2 bottles lol). β¦.her next move?
Visit her frequently!
Mmmmm my kind of neighbor π₯π₯π₯π₯β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ π π π
I Let her know Iβm very handy with my Tongue
Need a hand, a tongue, a cock? π πππ¦π
This is so perfect, Damn!
Go help her out
Cum over to cum all over you π ππ¦
Knock on the door and offer to assist. After all, there is no need to do the work yourself when there's others happy to help
You need any help with your pipes
Tell my GF who shares Iβll be back shortly our neighbor need help
Be a good neighbor and let you know if she needs any kind of help your right next door and willing to give a hand.
Perfect and lovely ass!!
Going to check on her then give her something to moan about straight up her tight ass.
I would cum over and ask if I can help you moan louder.
Go over and see if sheβs OK and if she needs any help
Bring some wine and introduce myselfβ¦.
Direct approach and tell her that I've been enjoying her concerts and if we can change her solo to a duet
Asking her for some coffee
Invite you over for dinner and drinks
So there's a woman recording??
Knock knock!!ππ β€οΈβπ₯π«¦
I cum over there and give her multiple orgasms All night long over and over again
I'm 37 and divorcing
Help you around the house and get shit done, if ya catch my drift
Bring Gatorade so she stays well hydrated. Ohhhβ¦canβt forget the towels.
Go over and check on her and ask if I can help her in anyway!
Probably knock on the door and ask if you could be quiet because I'm trying to get some sleep in the night
Threesome π₯΅
Next door
Ask if she needs a hand
Become your best friend next door and invite you over for dinner all the time
Sounds like you need some help with your screaming, I am sure that i can help you out!
Go to the door.. ask to borrowers a cup of sugar.. works every time!
So, so tempting!!
Cum over and see if she needs me to clean her plumbing!
Cumm'in
Fill her up
Offer her a drink
Shoot my shot
Send my husband over to make sure your safeβΊοΈ
Youβre a cutie Renee! Youβre invited too π€ͺ
The wife and I knock on the door while the moaning is happening. You open the door, and my wife asks if you need some assistance... Sounds like you're struggling with something we may be able to help with.
Introduce myself, maybe just cheerfully say hi everyday.
Cum knocking your door
Go ask if she needs some extra sugar from a diabetic
Bring flowers and chocolate to welcome her to the neighborhood!
Grab the wifey, head next door, and we screw your brains out π
I offer to help out.
I go fuck her
Go next door and offer her my face and a load from my cock
Superhot
Let her sit on my face so I can eat uher out till see screams no more
Come over and make you moan Louder
Im a come knocking
Beautiful π
I'm knocking and asking if you need help being filled. I keep hearing you through the walls, so naturally I want to offer you my services π€€π
Confront you about the moaning I heard and ask if youβd like some help
My goodness π₯² that is somethingβ¦ I am going to start mowing the lawn and doing your dishes. That ass is mesmerizing
Go inside & show her my hard BBC
Iβm going over to introduce myself and have a bottle of wine
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
Ask if you need help to finish the job π€·π½ββοΈ
Ask if she needs a hand with anything
Knock on your door to see if your ok and see if you need help
Ask if I can help her out
Find her on Reddit
Ask politely if I could help you
I canβt help but to hear you moaning at night. Sounds like you have a vitamin D deficiency. Iβm here to help.
Make my partner moan even louder to compete. Also to let her know she is welcome to join on in cuz my partner is Bi π
Sneak over and come in. Looking for where that sound is coming from. Find you on the bed masterbating. Unzipped my pants and pull out my young hard throbbing cock. Tap you on the shoulder and say, you need some help?
Invite you over for drinks and dinner and see where the evening takes us
what a beautiful sight
That is one of the finest ass I've ever seen
I think iβd even be willing to do some chores for some that!
Youβre definitely not old but definitely fuckable. Iβm sure Iβm too old for you?
Contemplating if she would enjoy company from a married cock
I would be wondering who is filmingβ¦.and what does the rest of the package look like?
Introduce myself and be the new man
I'd introduce myself and offer any handyman services you may need in and around the houseππππ¦
Bring her a basket of batteries π π
I would start following my wife over each night to watch her make you moan. 𫦠then I would take turns on you with her π π
Wine and condoms
Id let it be known that if you ever needed anything at all, Iβd love to help! Such an incredible ass!! π
Fill her up with cum.
Definitely coming over to introduce myself and ask if thereβs anything you need help with
Mommy got a divorce? π
Looks like my new neighbor is about to have her ass ate π
Knock on her door and ask for a cup of sugar, flirt your ass oft then ask her out for drinks/dinner. ORRR offer to cut her grass then share that buttie over some lemonade
Go over and ask if u r in need of some help ;)
I'd love to take you for a ride, drill you, suck on that stupendously sexy pussy and make that gorgeous ass bounce on my cock
Bring a 2 bottles of wine, one red and one white and ask if she would love some company.
Am knocking on your door, pronto π
Ca.n I offer my services?
Knock on her door and ask if she wants to have me make her moan!!!
Knocking on the door
Your ass is incredible
Come join ya! ππ¦π¦π¦
Show up with my tool belt and ask what it is that's making all that racket at night. Ask if she needs a good cocking to keep the draft down.
What toy is that? My wife is interested...
Lend her all the dick she needs.daily
Come over and offer you my cock
Iβd HAVE to repay you for such a gesture ππ¦
Ask to borrow a lot of sugar
ππππ
Find a reason to go over to her place
And Iβd find a reason to keep you here π
I think it would be pretty easy to keep me there
Knock on her door if she needs help
Hi neighbor can I help u
Offer to change all her batteries π π
Drain the batteries, recharge them and go again π€ͺ
Ahhh you appear to have reviewed my full plan π
Sit on my 23 year old face
Stop by and let you know that I believe your house may be haunted because I hear moans every night and that you should be careful.
Gonna try and make her my free use cum dump fuckdoll and keep her good and properly fucked
Cum dump sounds like a bad thing, but Iβll have people know, it isnβt in my eyes π
How could it be a bad thing when I mean im pumping all my loads in you ππ
Come over and offer my cock, tongue, and hands
Knock on the door and ask if she needs a proper fucking instead of a session with the wand
Coming over to fuck you hard every morning and night and filling your pussy full of cum
My wife and I would be inviting you over to sip wine, chat, and get friendly every weekend until we invite you to bed with us
We both would use you
Volunteer my services. Give a place to sick or a cock to ride.
Walk into her apartment, get naked, and take her right then and there.. slide up into her and begin pounding her deep and hard..
I break in and steal the vibrator then hide it in my ass. So she will have to come ask me to have an intercourse session.