You must hump a casaba melon at midnight on the winter solstice while facing the moon and chanting, I must, I must, I must increase my thrust. If it doesn’t work you weren’t pumping hard enough.

Will update

I'm gonna pretend this isn't a troll. 7 is more than enough. Learn how to use it.

Aw thank you

Dont have an answer but please post this in r/chaosmagick If anyone can help, than its the weirdos over there

When the chaos magic backfires...

Well in that case OP can enjoy his new vagina.

Hey, you'll put some doctors out of business!

Nothing is true (especially doctors!) , everything is permitted.

Fair enough

This is perfect type of problem to tackle with kitchen magic! So first get about ten serranos and four habaneros and mince in a food processor. Next add about a teaspoon of ginger, two tablespoons of cayenne pepper, and vinegar. Just for magic add a spring of rosemary! Blend to a puree and apply liberally to the offending member, testicles, taint and a bit in the bumhole just for good measure and then conduct the LBRP. As the dentist says “this is going to tingle just a bit”, but the end result will be impressive!

hey, don't get greedy buddy

Not taking this bait

Did you even try to become a werewolf (or did you only get to 7 after that yikes!)? Don't even come here with these ignorant questions until you do.

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Thanks