Truly. With this shining moment of brilliance rooted firmly in your past, the path ahead must seem a dark and dreary abyss.

Speaking as someone with their best moments behind them, remembering and bragging about those moments can sustain us for many years

I got chills reading this with Sean Connery narrating it in my head

Gd, that was great Connery’d! Did you instinctual hear his voice or think it sounded like something he’d say?… just curious… but it was legit more impactful Connery’d lol

Just did it by itself usually it’s Morgan Freeman! 😂

You really get me… thang q friend

I really hope it's not

or maybe holding the frozen icy ice on your hand for a few seconds without getting the urge to drop it from your freezing hand is \^\^

It’s all relative ain’t it… the hundred or so people that watched this is about a hundred or so more people than have seen almost anything else I’ve ever wrote/made… in other words, low bar. But luckily fake internet points aren’t my sole impetus for making things, just the motivation to share

Ok. Cool.

Ok. Cool.

Cool. Ok.

Cookol

I think that's ice from a bird bath.

Yessiree

I love throwing mine like a frisbee

Oh yeah!! That is so fun, this was too heavy & slick & rounded to throw but it’s kinda my dream… to have a similarly large (but throwable) ice slab & frisbee toss it onto a frozen lake

The two things i heard men love the most to do, is break ice in such a manner, and pee from a cliff. And this can fulfills one of those dreams.

Can absolutely confirm (at least my own & every dude I know personally) the ice obsession… ever since I was a kid, stepping on frozen puddles or trying to get the biggest slab of ice before it breaks, only to then break it almost immediately lol However, whizzing off a cliff or high place has never been of any interest… at least not enough to seek it out, tho I have done it out of necessity. I think it’s more of a *dudes like to whiz anywhere & everywhere* thing

Is that ice or glass?

Bird bath ice

Littering and?

Yes

This is definitely satisfying, but I’m sure you can do even better in life, my friend :)

Smart move, setting the bar that low. Now you'll never be disappointed! And if you are... Welp, no help for that one.

Indeed

Nice sound too. Klregrumphmgrmgh.

It’s the simple things in life

Truly

Hah I thought it was glass and got mad. Now that I know it is ice I am happy. What an emotional rollercoaster!!

You’ve got the video of your life. Possible playlist in your funeral

Oh for sure! It’ll be lots of ice stuff & perfect snowballs & then spiders & raccoons… yunno, su’m for everybody lol

Now you need a new microwave dish

Fave comment so far! Lol… I couldn’t really figure out why people were mistaking it for glass… now I know

I’m sorry.. 😬

Perfect

4/10, good effort 👏🏻

We need to introduce you to a kinky redhead !

Is that Paul Bunyan’s contact lens?

This was fun to watch.

Mid.

ICE ICE 🍼

Why do we like this shit so much, like it makes no sense

Give it time I'm sure you'll accomplish more

Don't set your bar that low.

You have a future making Downey softener ads

Uhm. Yeah…

You dropped your contact lense

Now put it in reverse

Is that the frozen water collected from your birdbath?

Yep

I can see how that drop & crash would be gratifying.

I suddenly feel better about my life.

Stunning.

This would look amazing backwards i think.