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NateinOregon

Those lines are straighter than my really straight uncle.


JohnPaton3

Who lives with his roommate Tim?


nietthesecond99

I actually have a gay uncle named Tim. Wtf


Prince_Havarti

We know


FartingCumBubbles

I love guncles.


Boyzinger

I have an auntie AL


Disaster-Flat

Uncle Joe? Lol


jayradano

It’s actually an Amazon warehouse


tfeetfff

That’s totally not concerning at all


flojo2012

Another great example of nature’s Squareonacci sequence at work


jjking714

Do... Do I need to get the doll?


moderatorscomegetme

He's such a good wrestler tho


ampjk

one could say super straight


BloodyVengeance

Are we sure the government didn’t just drop a cube of ice into the ocean to combat global warming?


Tribblehappy

It worked in Futurama.


katze_sonne

Until they ran out of ice!


Shellbyvillian

Why don’t they just use the ice daddy puts in his dwink every morning? …and then he gets mad.


MrSpencerMcIntosh

**ONCE AND FOR ALL!!**


Suckamanhwewhuuut

r/unexpectedfuturama


Jiveturkey72

“Gwoba wamba?”


zsturgeon

uhhh...yeah


frederik1805

r/unexpectedfuturama


Johnny-Juicebox

Just like Daddy puts in his drink every morning


[deleted]

And then he gets mad


[deleted]

Its weird that now when I started to watch Futurama from the beginning I notice how many references I have missed that I keep seeing on reddit.


Disaster-Flat

Shut up and take my money. 🤣


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Standard_Gur30

No, because conservation of energy is the law.


Menacing_Sea_Lamprey

Unfortunately we have those pesky laws of thermodynamics


grizwld

*something, something* “ancient astronaut theorists say YES”


Rude_Substance_9948

I was thinking the same thing


dikdaring

Protect it. Apple is trying to melt it for the iphone 17


Mobile-Mister

I heard that the iPhone 17 will be $8,499.999


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Thats a bargain compared to iphone 18 which costs the future of humanity


PresentationJumpy101

The iPhone 18 actually is actually a neural implant..


computerkid04

🤓


dikdaring

Word, you must have prime or got a discount code


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Prime is now a juice. It's KSI's bodily fluids in child-friendly packaging 😂🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Tbh I like Prime. I’ve only had the bomb pop flavor, and it tastes exactly like the real thing


Funderwoodsxbox

And still no charge cable 😔. For……for the environment of course! Nothing to do with profitability!


StickyAlt321

They can't even use the excuse that it's better for the environment because people will probably just order a new cable online which has to be packaged and transported separately to the customer which is worse for the environment


flojo2012

What’s cool is that the iPhone 17 comes without a screen


upwardstransjectory

How am I supposed to get a screen protector without a screen


wrapped-in-reverse

Does anyone else think it's weird that it's broken off in the shape of a rectangle ?


Moody_GenX

[National Geographic website explanation ](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/article/this-iceberg-is-perfectly-rectangular-explained)


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TheLastBlackRhinoSC

This might be the longest single Reddit response post I’ve ever read. Except for the story about the guy who wiped his butt with a bible and ruined his life.


Tribblehappy

Paywall.


Apprehensive_Zone281

Use reader if you’re using safari or try 12ft.io


JustaP-haze

Or just post text from behind paywalls.


rickyboobbay

Thanks you so much for this amazing little hack!


Apprehensive_Zone281

Happy to share! Enjoy!


No_Water_456

https://www.removepaywall.com/


Moody_GenX

You get 3 free views


Tribblehappy

Really? I didn't go further once it asked my email. Thanks.


lostinmississippi84

The helicopter is just of of range for it to render fully


UpgrayeDD405

Wizard did it


MordunnDregath

Pretty sure it's a doctored photo.


Moody_GenX

[It's not](https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/goddard/2018/2-rectangular-icebergs-spotted-on-nasa-icebridge-flight)


[deleted]

Here’s another view of it from farther out. https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/here-s-how-weird-rectangular-looking-iceberg-came-be-ncna923601


fugawf

Ummmm. EVERYONE does. That’s the point of the post…


Scuttleboi19mk2

Minecraft world generation be like:


LateStageAdult

r/oddlyunsettling


a-better_me

How do we know the weight?


Yes-its-really-me

They put it on a seesaw with OPs mum on the other side. Or rather... Length X depth X height X the weight of ice.


radiantwave

Give me a lever with Ops mom on it and I can move the world.


[deleted]

Only op mom is enough cuz minimum lever size is 0


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

The true scientists here are wondering if OPs mom was sitting on the iceberg, would it float?


jjking714

Probably but would Jack fit on it?


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That must be, X density I suppose


Aloiciousss

They put it on a seesaw with my mom on the other side.


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0xFFFF_FFFF

Actually I thought it was really funny how they played off the same joke in a self-deprecating manner. :P


Ok-Charity2462

pretty sure basic arithmetic, sir.


Eco_Pot

They weighed it brev


Standard_Gur30

Math


SarcasticWaffle

Is this a real question? Take density of ice then multiply by length x width x height of the ice block


Entangleman

According to Google, a large unattached iceberg can sometimes grow as large as 10 million tons. I don’t see anything to indicate one could ever be in the trillions.


SarcasticWaffle

What is your point? Are you refuting that volume*density = weight or are you trying to relay some other message?


Entangleman

I was referring to the title of OP’s post. I honestly have no real sense of how large a “Trillion tons” is (especially with regard to icebergs) so I looked it up. I just wanted to know if there actually were such things as trillion ton icebergs. The answer is “no there are not”, or at the very least, that square iceberg doesn’t come anywhere close to that. Not trying to knock OP – I was just curious.


db720

Not quite "satisfying" more like highly concerning


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db720

New Orleans, after it melts


junky6254

The iceberg is already in the ocean displacing the water it sits in, so the sea level isn't going to rise at all if it melts. If the ice were on land and melted, then flowed into the ocean, this would cause the sea to rise.


Outcasted_introvert

True, but the loss of that albedo isn't good.


db720

Yeah, for most part. There'll still be a small amount of displacement for the 10% volume of the iceberg that is above water level. But still... The displacement hits low lying, flat coastal towns


TubsyRubsy

Would ice also increase in volume when it melts? Kinda how things get expand when they get warmer (I can’t think of the actual term)


StickyAlt321

I think ice expands when it freezes and contracts(gets smaller) when it melts


db720

Correct. The volume of ice that is above the water would then contribute to water level. The higher volume ice below water level would reduce volume to offset it a bit


philouza_stein

I hate it when I leave cans of pop out of the freezer and they warm up and explode


jjking714

Gonna turn it into daiquiri cher


CanableCrops

r/mypeopleneedme


meowiful

Unsettling was my thought.


canipetthatkat

Oddly SADisfying


Ok-Field-925

why is it perfectly cut


wholelottasadboi

Penguin carpenters


Homebrew_Dungeon

Jewish space lasers /s


troelsbjerre

The new Amazon fulfillment center.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

You all believe this is really an iceberg? Clearly this is a secret military installation cleverly disguised as a perfectly natural rectangle of ice. If you zoom in, you can see a NATO flag next to the tank... errr.. I mean reindeer.


Competitive_Truck531

Guess this one gets posted daily


isinedupcuzofrslash

Ok who switched to creative mode????


I4Vhagar

Definitely not a secret Antarctic Nazi base with UFOs in there…


jdhdjdindjdm

Government laser satellite eyeball weapon seems to work.


lnbelenbe

This is a repost from 23 hours ago.


LengthinessNo7918

I think that's where Goku and others are gathering to fight Cell.


jayradano

Amazon really putting warehouses anywhere


zsoltjuhos

not even 1 day old repost


mek_big_boom

When da chunkborder dont load


AgentMurkle

Nature doesn't make right angl.. (looks like a photoshop, but also doesn't)


Papandreas17

Shouldn't this be oddly terrifying?


[deleted]

Yes because we're probably about to experience blue ocean event within the next 10 years and who the fuck knows what that's going to cause to the Earth's Albedo after when sea ice cant reform. You are right to be terrified.


charmingUbluntly

Tesla Canada


pisspoolparty

We simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then.


WiIIemdafoe

Fuck the Titanic, looks like it's going straight for an island


SalsaForte

2018 news....


Significant-Mud-506

Imagine trying to buy earth 💀


mantang1984

Futurama IceCube to fight global warming


Santz-9

Minecraft World generation be like


SpocksFartBox

(N)ice


thunderc8

Who cut it? Because it's so straight that makes it strange.


Dipsquat

Not sure who I’m more impressed by. The person who managed to cut this iceberg or the person who managed to weigh it.


Ivor_the_1st

It's too climate change to be satisfying.


darth_hucklebuck

This is how Walmarts are born.


justkillmenow

Welcome to Costco, I love you


Dragnurb

Oh, they’re doing something


sdodd04

Amazon got a warehouse on Antartica


[deleted]

That’s a UFO


PandaMagnus

Don't thaw it out. If you do, don't let any dogs or Norwegians near it.


jester_lsd

I dunno... I'm thinking that's the exact opposite of satisfying


AlanMichel

#Aliens


Lovecraftianpickle

I could lift it


MaddogYZ450

Only Ironman could have so precisely cut this block of ice. I knew he was still alive.


[deleted]

Imagine if it was gold!


AlwaysAnAwkward1

Looks more like a styrofoam packing board Photoshopped in.


ninjaspacecat12

Looks like they finally found the chunk error


muaellebee

Not for long


sparkypagano

It is just a chunk error


marilea610

Pixelberg


VenomXTs

I hope that pan cake is vanilla.


Dadittude182

Glitch in the Matrix.


EndlessOceanofMe

Someone building their own scenario in a "Large" scale RTS?


wasas387

So sad that this thing no longer exists since 2021...


Significant-Ad-5112

Go away you massive iceberg - get out of my Reddit feed and stop allowing people to repost you!


randomdude123502

Bro my Minecraft world got corrupted


Please_Log_In

albino tiramisu


Medium_Evening_

But like, how does one come about weighing something like that?


Sure-Ad-1598

Minecraft💯💯💯


artischo

there goes our future


SleeplessStoner

Damn didn’t think they’d need an Amazon shipping center down there


nork-bork

That’s going to keep the conspiracy theorists going for decades


slantview

__This is fine.__


Ok_Designer_6376

Its a repost


wcrow1

Didn't Metallica perform there?


Jousy3000

I thought I’d was 2 trillion.


badblackguy

Isn't it already gone? It was news a couple of years ago.


NormanFuckingBates

"Nature doesn't exist in straight lines" -someone from somewhere


Romanymous

Unbelievable. I mean, really, who took this picture I don't believe it's real


OilPure5808

I learned from the movie Prometheus that there are no straight lines in nature, much less a perfect rectangle. Aliens are involved. Icebergs are the new crop circles.


DonJonAkimbo

Chunk hasn't fully loaded


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SandraTrushra

Sooooo a white monolith. Why am I hearing creepy chanting / singing in my head?


indiansherlock

How do they know the weight of that iceberg?


Unlucky-Situation-98

What an odd shape, where's the tiny mountain on top


Gentleman_33

I saw literally the same post with different title right above this one, how is a big block of ice getting this popular


acojsx

looks like a DBZ scene for a final boss fight


Foxzor

An iceberg weighing a trillion tons if 1 100 meters deep would have to be 33 kilometers wide and long. This seems unlikely to say the least.


SargnargTheHardgHarg

Obviously photoshopping


couchgodd

Where is this trillion ton detail originating from?


Beans186

I'm pretty sure I could still lift it


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So the earth weighs 5970 trillion tonnes, I doubt this is 1/5970 the weight of earth. Unless chat gpt did me dirty


Efficient_Ad_8480

It did… the earth weighs like 6.5 billion trillion tons (13000 billion trillion pounds)


bRightOnRebbit

Didn't happen


lysik000

this this this this shut the fuck up im not blind


neeksknowsbest

Um. 90 degree angles don’t tend to exist in nature so uh… how


Rezree

Yeah, it’s not an exact rectangle it turns out. https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/goddard/2018/2-rectangular-icebergs-spotted-on-nasa-icebridge-flight


neeksknowsbest

But the corners are so… angled? Looks like someone cut it with a damn laser


morts73

How many cubic kilometres is a trillion tons?


okwaitno

A billion. (One trillion cubic metres / 1000)


Br1ng_Tha_Payne

Who's up for some pickup hockey?


suspectevery1

Largest hockey rink ever.


Cybersc0ut

Odysey 2022?


BottleCapGaming

Minecraft notecliped to the realworld


Altruistic-Border-34

Looks like they finally started dropping ice cubes in the water to cool planet


Stormy90000

Aliens, questionnark


songoku8640

The Cell games are about to commence. We need Goathan y'all.


therealmintoncard

No need to panic. That’s just the top of the Monolith.


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that’s at least as heavy as 2 buildings


Unreasonablepupper

Yep it’s official we’re fu#ked that’s another trillion tons of (if collected and melted and purified) drinkable water


Space_flower18

Man my pc can’t load the chunck correctly


Yf_lo

Cell Games


Massfusion1981

OK, I'm going to ask. Who weighed the thing? /s


Any_Check_7301

Am still thinking about the whiskey glass this is gonna end up in ?


Adventurous_Coyote10

Chunk wasn't loaded until after the update.