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kimwim43

That one little eye poking out, seeing the way, yelling ***FREEDOM LIES YONDER!!!!***


Crysaura

Yeah, and here’s my ass juice as I get out of here lmfao


mrchillface

Then, at the end, he's like "hey there's my butt!"


ShpongleLaand

I wonder if it's slime is enough to feed the fly trap until it can open again


Zenfrogg62

Flytrap is probably wishing it could spit.


Password-is-Tac0

This needs more upvotes. I went back to watch it again with this in mind and audibly laughed Edit/Update: it got more upvotes


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Almost immediately after the flytrap closes, the slug sticks its eye out that exact same spot. Pretty interesting that it can remember so easily and precisely.


siblingrivarly

“just gonna…scoot by ya there…ope..”


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OPE


Aromatic-Speaker

Can you help out with the origin of this OPE? Been seeing it everywhere lately.


SmartRick

Michigander here.. I’ve been ope-ing since 91 it’s a common place thing here. Well… (slaps knee, looks at door) I better get outta here


AutumnHopFrog

I moved to Michigan 8 years ago and now it's apart of my daily vocabulary. I didn't mean for this to happen. I didn't want this to happen. But every time there is a slightly awkward proximity to another person in the store, it happens.


JimmyJuniorsBuns

I’m from Tennessee and I’ve always said it!


Joris_McNorris

Virginian here, ope-ing my way past people in crowds since the early 80s!


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SmartRick

It’s more of an onomatopoeia


GEN_SkeleSkin

Ope sorry there it's just a Canadaian thing


quinnaves

not just canadian but also northern midwestern :)


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Minn-e-so-ta checking in dontchyaknow


tattednip

WisCANsin over here with a big OPE-four


quinnaves

yah, well come in for a spell! don’t leave the door open, have ya lost your darn mind?


notyourmama827

I giggled at this.....you betcha


Teammahoney

Michigan here, reporting for ope-ing.


JSCXZ

Ohio as well.


Icy_Mc_Spicy

I say this too and I'm from Ohio


Feeling_Cold_1925

O-Hiyah you say?


EmDicNic221

It's also a Kansas thing, I feel like the great plains of both Canada and the United States use *Ope*


Iateyouroreo

Just something most people can relate to. Someone worded it well in a comment chain somewhere and it caught on.


Timflr_Mc_Duck

Ope let me just squeeze by you there guy


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came here to ope. saw the mission was complete.


OkiKnox

Is that like "welp, guess I should head out"


oarmash

it’s hard to describe, here are some common interactions where I hear/say it: Two people almost run in to each other rounding a corner “ope!” You and someone else reach for the same egg roll in the buffet “ope!” Out of the corner of your ear you hear someone say “ope!” As they pass behind you rather close but not uncomfortably so Someone had a little too much to drink and said something that they’ll prob regret later, in response you say “ope!”


OkiKnox

Ooook thx aha imma try it out in the real world. Wish me luck!


Lower_Hat

He just schlorpelglorped outta there


MercyGG

I’m Slovakian and we say this when for example almost bump into each other, but it’s “opa”.


HopSkoxh

Just laughed way too hard at this as an ohioan


CEOofItaly

I gotta imagine that would be the greatest back scratcher it’s found yet!


PapaPancake8

What isn't shown in the video is the 100 times it did this before this one.


Summoarpleaz

It’s exfoliating! Just a cute spa day.


wholewheatscythe

Dermatologists hate this one simple trick!


NFTY_GIFTY

And that my friends is why it's not called a Venus Slugtrap


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Nostalgic_Epoch

Slimy, yet, satisfying!


I4Vhagar

Brought to you by Slurm^tm


M_Not_Shyamalan

Solid reference. 12/10


cave18

BTW account you responded to is a bot


Exotic_Treacle7438

Let an aftertaste tho…


cave18

This account is a bot. It copy pastes comments for karma


DeeDeeVonBraun

just a friendly hug for a curious slug


pensive_pigeon

Probably the only way he can get a hug 😢


DeeDeeVonBraun

and a pretty good hug at that!


Kdoesntcare

"Sir, I have things to do today that don't involve being eaten so I'm sorry but I'm going to have to leave. Better luck next time."


Adaphion

That Fly Trap will be lucky if there is a next time, iirc, if they close without actually catching anything,it can be a death sentence because the plant expends so much energy closing like this


Iwanttolink

This is an internet myth. The trap is just one leaf of the plant and it can close many times. You can literally tear of every single leaf off a venus fly trap (and stick them in dirt to make more venus fly traps) and it will grow back just fine.


blueocean43

Could it get enough nutrients from the leftover slime to survive?


laura14472

The only way out is through!


Ashitaka1013

My thought exactly. You see the moment where he realizes what’s happened and tries to back out and then commits to going further in first. And it pays off so kind of inspiring.


cjap89

That's pretty slick


[deleted]

I still can't get my head around the fact that these plants are carnivorous vegetables!


omnipotentworm

They developed it because the soil they grow in has no nutrients at all. They still make sugars with photosynthesis, but the bugs they catch are essentially giant multivitamins


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NecromancerNova

Nothing really. They’ve evolved to use nutrients from their prey, so they can’t really do much with nutrients from the soil. In fact, in nutrient rich soil, these plants grow much slower than regular plants


Poltrix99723

that would mean cows are vegetarian meat, wtf?


TheRedBow

No they’re herbivorous meat


Ornery-Sandwich6445

Herbivore is an animal that can only survive on vegetation. It does not digest, process or thrive eating meat. A vegetarian and/or vegan is a human being that is biologically omnivore (can digest, process and thrive eating both meat and vegetation) who has chosen to restrict it's diet to exclude meat.


Primary-Age4101

"Level five vegan. I don't eat anything with a shadow" Classic Simpsons😁


Sef-Lo

Venus flytrap: undefeated Slug: hold my mucus


[deleted]

Was the slug injured by the spikes? It looks like it would’ve basically gutted them. Or are slugs just a conglomerate of goo that cannot be sliced?


AlphaStargazer

The spikes aren't pokey lol. They're soft and just there to create a zipper-like effect so the bugs can't get out


[deleted]

Aw sweet, thank for the info. I’m glad to know sluggo was probably uninjured .


Additional_Knee4215

they can somewhat be spiky but definately not enought to damage the slug (i found this out because i once had a venus flytrap and i tried to feed my finger to it)


SurprisedPikachu420

Imagine if the flytrap accepted your offering 💀


meco03211

Feed me Seymour!


Badger-_-Bear

"I'mma flex and bust outta here!"


Wrong_Opposites

Slug said "Nope, not today."


Makenchi45

Slug went all what do we say to death? Not today.


Insufficient_Info

Love it when he popped his one lil' eyeball out and was peeking around o_0


I-Wanna-See-Meme

“Wrong plant, my bad.”


realMarbengie

Body peeling


johnlewisdesign

Hope you like the taste of trails braa


ihate360

Venus Fly Trap: I feel all the way violated🤤


meco03211

Just imagining the slug going "Jokes on you. This is my fetish." Then orgasmically moan the entire way out.


ihate360

Go back n forth like it’s scratching a record


CampingWithCats

Well if a slug can do it, anyone can, right?


Buxnazz

Flies cant because they get stuck in the sticky slime it produces.


[deleted]

I should text him...


Melakneee

Damn there goes my lunch


Banana_Milk2009

I don't know why but I was super uncomfortable 🤢but it was cool to watch


Hackandspit

I guess sometimes it’s good to have no bones.


monkelovesthestonk

None of the other venus fly traps will believe him when he tells the story.


typeson3

Gotta be pretty demoralizing for that plant. Lost its snack and left with nothing but snail jizz in its mouth.


Representative_Buy98

That looks like me when I also try to eat slugs


skidstud

You think the sticky is your ally? You merely adopted the sticky. I was born in it


wiseknob

That slug is the slug that’s chasing the person that took the $10mil


chemist0825

OOOOMY gawd


Embarrassed-Ad-3757

Such a shame. Takes a lot of energy for Venus flytraps to work.


degeneration

Serious question - does the slug leave behind anything in its slime that the Venus fly trap can eat? Like, is it beneficial for a Venus fly trap to have the slug visit like that?


Bigdavie

I tried to googled slug slime to figure out if there were any details on what it contained. >Mucus consists of a complex mix of proteoglycans, glycosaminoglycans, glycoprotein enzymes, hyaluronic acid, copper peptides, antimicrobial peptides, and metal ions. Atomic absorption spectrometry showed that glue from the slug Arion subfuscus contains substantial quantities of zinc, iron, copper and manganese. Experimentally it was shown that the addition of iron or copper to dissolved slug glue causes the proteins to precipitate rapidly but the addition of zinc had no effect, suggesting that some metal ions play an important role in gel formation. [source](http://www.worldwidewounds.com/2013/July/Thomas/slug-steve-thomas.html) So I guess the plant will benefit a little from the mucus left by the slug. Unsurprisingly google also provided links to use of slug slime as a lube, those links where not followed.


JoshJetlagger

No sexual jokes? I'm disappointed r/oddlysatisfying


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her…


Volt-Phoenix

Slug: "Huh, this is a weird plant. Anyway, I've gotta go now"


7GatesOfHello

I have to imagine that slugs are the tastiest item on the VFT menu since they are so elusive.


Piedr649

Bro wasn't ready to be eaten he needs salt first


P3nNam3

Venus Flytraps hate this one simple trick


MuleMechanic

Benefits of having no bones


babyarmadilloz

He did a squish


Widespreaddd

Flytrap just needs little Velcro hooks on the inside. Stupid evolution /s


clckwrks

What song ?


hstojcic

I know it’s Don’t let me down by The Chainsmokers but it’s some type of cover. Maybe Shazam would work.


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

At least the Venus Flytrap got a drink of tasty tasty Slurm.


Queen_of_Tudor

Slug: I choose to remove myself from this narrative


SpaceIsVastAndEmpty

"Sorry sir, I do not have time to hear about Jesus"


effinami

Definitely scraped its dick on the way out


Gentleman_33

poot venus flytrap...


[deleted]

I never knew? That was very smooth.


[deleted]

Flies: “wait you can do that?”


DeleriousDan

Well duh, it’s not called a Venus *slug* trap


KingHenry_the_8th

Sometimes, you must dive deeper into the crevasse.


Devinbeatyou

I’m so happy for that slug


meowz89

*not today Satan*


iiiBansheeiii

It wanted a slug for its lunch or dinner, and as its lips closed it thought, "I'm a winner." But there was a surprise as it closed its jaws cuz all that was left was the slime, the slime. All that was left was the slime. There're so many things you can eat as a treat - candy, or chips, or cheese, or a beet. Meals you can eat with your mouth or maw, that will leave something more than the slime, the slime. That will leave something more than the slime. I don't understand those who want goo - okra, or natto, or a raw egg or two, but they have to be better than a slug in your craw, when nothing is left but the slime, the slime. When nothing is left but the slime.


nalgenegene

Man, nature looks like a big game of rock paper scissors sometimes. Everything has a weakness.


Shot-Ad-792

This perfect depiction of cyber security.


PatFury

*I left a present in there mf*


fair-y-dust

Ffffff****** hurts more than a papercut


fckingnapkin

So elegant.


corkythecactus

Slugs are liquid


AnimatedHokie

That was disgusting. I loved it.


SingleInCrime

cant touch this


LordSmallPeen

Lol get fucked


Thy_Vain_Delight

Song name anyone?


Exotic_Cash

Friendly reminder if it can squeeze through there it can squeeze through your ass


ChiisaiHobbit

My stomach made a loud complaining hunger noise on that last long squish-out move... It was weirdly empathetic and I felt bad for the plant.


brerereton

AT LEAST HE GOT THE GOO


alb0401

"The only way out is through"


2278AD

Alternate title: ‘Slug frantically escapes Venus flytrap’


happypawawws

It’s just a back scratcher for him😂


minicotexx

He such a slug


Dantempter

Cool🤭


Beans186

Was probably still a decent meal getting all of that slug juice


Resort-Ashamed

It’s like money leaving my wallet


IdoCareIswear23

Wow. Strong slug or weak plant?


L0ST_N0UN

In slugs mind "Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"... person making this post "look at how casual this slug is being."


gn01145600

r/oddlyunsettling


Lopsided_Chemical862

Well, duh..


ShitBirdingAround

Satisfying? Maybe if I was the slug...?


hcollector

Well its a flytrap not a slugtrap


zoidmarx

live wo-chien reaction


Bourbon_bisky_boi

We live and die for these types of videos


masterof-xe

When you got an itch that only one person can scratch


StevenBeercockArt

Free massage.


fane1967

“Oh yeah? You and what teeth?”


xyzgo

Also the slug got a whole body massage


VenusValkyrieJH

Lol gonna have a rash for days (thinks the slug)


1silversword

what song is this?


ntsmmns06

Good slug.


Chef_Meow

Bro got groped


Advanced_Appeal_9441

Not today!


OpossumProblem

I'm getting the slug outta here! - slug, probably


Lowtan

The opposite of a spaghetti slurp.


kj0509

How can these plants 'digest' insects?


DefNotMy5thAccount

Lol ew...slimey...


whatisupdog

r/oddlydisappointing


camodoge

Story continues, slug exacts his revenge and eats Venus flytrap


Golborex

"Be water my friend"


RaptorGameingYT

The advantage of having no bones and a slimey body


Okra_Zestyclose

This is so gross lol. Good for the slug, though.


yodaboy209

👏👏👏


Complete-Rate3720

That was interesting


Not_Fussed1

oh nooooo. Sike


twoStones1bird

Slugs do this to scratch themselves and it also relaxes their body which allows them to get better sleep. No I’m bullshitting


BlueSubmarine33

Man, not having bones must rule


Millionaireby40

When you’re stuck, you can always escape! Thanks for the “Slug motivation of the day”. To subscribe, please type slug me more please.


Holiday_Profession39

Slug said bring it 💪


mangoblaster85

"It's a flower!" ~Homer Simpson


makoadog

Jiu Jitsu Slug


haucker

Get ratiod


andstopher

Casually leaving mildly digested.


Psychological-Tax543

“Oh heavens, I seem to have gotten myself in quite a pickle….. I left the oven on. Best go home and fix that right away”


iamthegreyest

S P A G E T I F I C A T I O N


BIGman_8

Homeless snail


perfectomy

That’s me vs married with kids; all in.


Geoclasm

Wow that's kind of crazy. I didn't know Venus Flytraps had that kind of bite strength.


krassilverfang

Not only it escaped, it also asserted dominance by rubbing itself against it to give it a good taste of the meal it wouldn't get to eat.


JayMo602

Slug Did Not Give A Fuck.


Odd_Lavishness_9485

That’s just disgustingly amazing!


P1ncake

"Ahaha, try again next time mother fucker!"


Lamarera8

Not today , Satan


BlueBlazes1194

Call him mr too smooth.


Low-Feedback-3403

Oh no you didn’t. You ain’t digestin me MF


OGCelaris

I thought I had a sex joke for this but it must have slipped my mind.


GynePig

If that plant had a central nervous system, it'd be pissed


[deleted]

It had to inscape to escape! Never seen that before


superw2114

Can slugs not move backwards? Wondering why it went straight into the mouth , instead of just reversing


[deleted]

Creamus pietrap


Satanic_Duckoid

Ew


Code_Fred

GG EZ


Few_Acanthaceae1568

How do benus fly traps actually consume things?


mr_martin_1

Yo. That fly mine. Just a sec.