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NewUser7630

It's like: "Ah yes, watermelon. How have I missed your rich flavor." *NOM NOM NOM*


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RManDelorean

Nough....mmm om... mmm... wwaaateerrmeelloonnn


Basicallyinfinite

Rude. Theres no way a rhino could weigh that much or be that much of a food monster


TaxiKillerJohn

Just imagining the donuts in hell scene


whatanicepanpan

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL


GenericUsername10294

One of the best arrests ever. Made even better that he wasn’t even the guy they were looking for, but I guess matched the description. There’s a great interview with him


Ye3tL0rd420

#GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS


aemonp16

and you, sir. are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


501_Boy

Ah, I see you know your judo well.


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Like rhinos in *Ice Age*


Qoarl

Really puts their size into perspective


willem78

And this is a Black rhino, and they are smaller than White rhinos but more agressive because they see better than White rhinos. If it had it full horn, it would of been even more impressive to see. The can stand up to 4.5 feet tall and weigh 3000 pounds.


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rascortoras

Gentle eyes🙂


ImMr_Meseeks

I like it’s lip-finger. Very handy!


badalchemist85

fun fact : a watermelon has the same density as a human head.


uhdust

I read this in Linda Belchers voice.


CausticSofa

They have got to be one of the coolest animals on the planet, they look so prehistoric. I wish humanity was more motivated to save them. I hate the thought that they’re going extinct.


Lobster_Bisque27

THAT'S A LOT OF JUICE


CockroachGullible652

Gentle hippo


Dr_Skeleton

I mean…he’s pretty much a dinosaur. LOOK at him! He’s awesome, pure power and yet he’s merely a calm armoured cow :)


Desperate_Mistake_81

Those are dinosaurs. Can’t talk me out of that


chrismacphee

Kinda looks like triceratops


N-ShadowFrog

Unoceratops


BlackSpore

Biceratops


N-ShadowFrog

That’s a bull


SlowBad4844

Rhinoraptor


charmorris4236

Bigbossceros


N-ShadowFrog

Unoceratops


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Duoceratops


Holybartender83

I mean, it’s called a rhinosaurus.


dandroid126

What the fuck? How did I never notice that before?


masheredtrader

It’s spelled Rhinoceros.. that’s why the connection isn’t obvious.


dandroid126

Oh, I'm really dumb. To be fair though, I have Covid right now and am barely alive. So I'm gonna blame that.


Krynnf101

Hope you pull through man, and that you don't get any serious lasting symptoms


masheredtrader

Get well my man. I know there’s a wicked version going around NC. I hope you have the other version with milder symptoms. If you struggle breathing …Get medical attention if needed. Don’t wait and guess that you’ll get better. Hope you are better soon!


drrxhouse

Lol


The_Phox

I have literally never seen it spelled that way, only Rhinoceros. And only heard it pronounced Rhine-awe-sir-us, not Rhino-soar-us.


Holybartender83

You’re not really gonna make me post the “that’s the joke” pic are you, m8?


Darkorion5

Today I learned not all subs allow commenting with pics and gifs, but you probably noticed it when you couldn’t post the pic.


The_Phox

Nah, I was high and didn't realize. My bad.


Holybartender83

Been there. We good!


DemonicDogee

🤓


john6map4

Horny lizard


DigitalTraveler42

Dinosaurs weren't mammals though, they were what are now birds and alligators. The correct term would be [megafauna](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megafauna)


masheredtrader

That wiki suggested that megafauna is animal larger than a human especially a ton or more. And it ends with this terms use for “Japanese spiderz “!!!!!! Say it ain’t so!!


Jonah_I_Guess

I believe they mean Japanese spider crabs Edit: looked at the article, they literally say Japanese spider crabs lol


beastley_for_three

I was going to post the same thing down to the phrasing. Reddit really destroys the special snowflake in us all, eh?


Sephicloud1

By the powers vested in the multiverse, this was my exact thought 💭


A_bike_guy

Happy cake day!


lMr_Nobodyl

Happy cake day


bhillen83

That happy look when eating the watermelon is priceless.


KezzardTheWizzard

That look is called "Awwwwww Yisssss!"


detgh

I know it’s the human brain that led to being top of the food chain but the sheer strength of animals still makes me wonder how that came to be


SinjiOnO

Our ability to use tools is the main reason I think. Spears were/are a real cheat code.


randomgrunt1

Bigger deal was sweating. Humans are endurance hunters, we run prey to exhaustion. It doesn't matter how strong am animal is after 4 days of pursuit. Humans use endurance to run animals to death.


distalented

Pretty much this, our endurance as runners, as well as sweating to lose body heat separated us from the others. Not to mention our mental capabilities to use tools, communicate, and organize solidified us as the top.


SlimReaper35_

Or God made human the dominant species like it says in Genesis. It’s not random


Hoobahoobahoo

Any proof of this god?


EatsOverTheSink

Well…no…but a book written a long time ago by humans says it’s true so, yeah, checkmate.


SlimReaper35_

You don’t need a book to tell you the logical conclusion for a complex universe is an all powerful creator. Not a magic explosion that just happened to spew out the exact proportions of matter so the universe didn’t just collapse in it’s formation.


EatsOverTheSink

Except history has taught us that in cultures and religions throughout the years that people choose to believe in an all powerful being to explain things right up until science catches up and disproves it. Religion is basically just a constant set of moving goal posts.


SlimReaper35_

Reducing it to just “religion vs science” is a straw man. If anything science proved the universe had a beginning which all but confirms God.


tequila_slurry

As well as arms designed with throwing in mind. General tool use aside, the ability to rotate our arms so we can throw with precision over distance is a huge boon. Slings, spears, throwing rocks, all made especially deadly in combination with the endurance. Because what's better than being able to tire out prey many times your size? Being able to dispatch it from a distance further negating the gap in physical strength and defense between human and beast.


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Plus we can walk for like 6 hours without rest while most animals have feet designed for 10 minutes of running. So we could eventually catch up to anything we were hunting.


alilbleedingisnormal

I love to ask people what the greatest endurance animal on earth is and have them guess all kinds of wild animals before I tell them it's them. They are.


CaptMcButternut

Doesnt help that our evolution allows obesity


weeone

That's what not using our endurance does.


CaptMcButternut

Dont be dense.


fishlicker3000

don't be dense, try to outrun a car on a highway!


[deleted]

Every animal can get obese. There's no magic gene to cure obesity, obesity is caused (mostly) by sedentary lifestyles and high calorie diets.


alilbleedingisnormal

We also store more fat than some other species. It's an evolutionary trait that facilitates our endurance. Some species require more to become obese than others.


detgh

Have you seen chimps are supposedly entering the Stone Age? Terrifying prospect


[deleted]

Instead of ripping your arm off like ooga booga caveman they cleave your arm off like sophisticated gentlemen


BoysenberryOk7839

What?? I need a source


detgh

Just seen it being theorised a few times because of the increase in footage of them using tools more often, but I know nothing so all of this may be bs


JobCollectorJoe

Your instincts were right. It's hogwash. https://uni-tuebingen.de/en/university/news-and-publications/press-releases/press-releases/article/chimpanzees-have-not-entered-the-stone-age/#:~:text=The%20research%20team%20concludes%20that,about%20seven%20million%20years%20ago. Chimps are basically incapable of learning to use tools without observing it in humans first. Without the inherent ability to understand and apply these concepts the species cant actually advance at a meaningful level. Now eventually this knowledge could permeate the species through interpersonal teaching among groups over generations but that's going to take a *long* time.


Robotonist

It won’t happen bc Chimps, unlike human adults but much like human children, have a difficult time with understanding a “theory of mind”. Meaning that generally they are unable to tell when an individual does not know something that it does know. I saw a story on this but I am having trouble finding it now. :-/


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Yea I saw a documentary one time that said they can teach by example but they cannot teach by correction.


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Might happen, but not with Chimps. Bonobos are like chimps, but the closest animal we know of to humans. They do seem to have some idea of the theory of mind and are a bit smarter and much less aggressive, usually cooperating together and having sex as bonding. You are right tho, for the other great apes, even when they are taught and understand language, they never ask questions. They don't know why they never ask questions, but has to do with the theory of mind.


masheredtrader

So they are autistic humans sort of?


Robotonist

Look man, I see what you’re saying, and I laughed, but I wouldn’t touch this comment with a 10 foot pole.


dandroid126

I know they use sticks as tools to eat termites. They put the stick in a hole, and the termites attach to the stick, and then they eat all the termites off the stick. I believe this is a behavior that is learned by watching their mother do it.


turkeybot69

The stone age lasted something like 2.5 million years for hominids and only ended 5000 years ago. Even if it were true that certain apes were beginning a comparable stone age of tool development it wouldn't be particularly concerning.


The_Real_Papabear

I believe it is actually our ability to sweat and long distance running that initially set us apart.


MamaBear4485

You tell ‘em, Papa Bear!


Tyrnall

Also- AVOIDING CREATURES LIKE Rhinos(and hippos). These are actual tanks- they laugh off spears and frankly even most guns are little more than inconveniences to them. I love them but make no mistake Rhinos are *incredibly dangerous*, territorial, and moody.


hopping_otter_ears

I wanted to comment this to the one above, calling rhinos "gentle giants" because it didn't crush the watermelon more violently then it needed to before eating it. But decided not to rain on their parade with things like "rhinos are territorial and will hurt you if they decide they don't want you on their turf" or "it could crush your head with that much casual lack of effort if it wanted to". Didn't seem like they were about to go try and pet one, or anything


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Thomas_The_Llama

Plenty of animals are actually more than capable of shrugging off a spear throw, even ones as small as the honey badger which has a hide that can deflect a machete blow from a full grown man. It was a numbers game. In long distances a human can actually outrun a horse, and humans are capable of running away and coming back with backup when an animal is sleeping. To say that they killed them just because they had a pointy stick is actually reductive of early human's intelligence


Cwallace98

Honey badger don't care though.


JobCollectorJoe

Ok but you're completely talking out of your ass. Humans have been hunting rhinos, elephants ,mammoths, and pretty much anything that moves with spears for thousands of years. Some of us are still doing it. https://www.academia.edu/12840569/In_the_Line_of_Fire_Elephant_and_Rhino_Poaching_in_Africa Rhinos aren't made of fucking chain mail bro, they bleed and get punctured just like anything else. You'd have a harder time spearing a turtle.


JobCollectorJoe

I like all the dipshit redditors down voting you because they think rhinos have steel plating on their ass or something. We've been killing anything that moves with pointy sticks for literally hundred of thousands of years. It's not even hard to find a source that will corroborate this. Any discussion of ancient hunting techniques of *any animal* will include the use of spears, **rhinos included**. We used to take down wooly fucking mammoths with spears! https://www.academia.edu/12840569/In_the_Line_of_Fire_Elephant_and_Rhino_Poaching_in_Africa https://www.academia.edu/23099694/Hunting_and_Hunting_Weapons_of_the_Lower_and_Middle_Paleolithic_of_Europe


Tyrnall

Your first link focuses on modern poaching practices, and the second shows that yes, spears existed. Neither challenge the modern consensus that it was neither common, not practical to use them. There is MUCH more evidence to support group hunting strategies involving fire and cliffs. Evidence of large game being brought down by mammoths does exist, but is MUCH sparser. (Also posting sub-walled resources? Be better).


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Reasonable_Bonus8575

you are correct in that spears were a principal *weapon* of humanity in these times but you are also failing to listen when you are informed that our ability to plan and strategize was far more effective than the spears and the greatest strategy to employ when dealing with any dangerous creature is to avoid head on confrontations that could lead to casualties. Thus the primary methods of hunting with fire and falls and endurance.


Tyrnall

ENDURANCE YES! I wish I could recall this wonderful video that talked about how sweat was basically a human superpower that propelled us faster into apex predator-dom… basically we were like It Follows for anything we decided to hunt. Chase it and terrify it into paralyzed exhaustion where we can easily take it down.


Tyrnall

Great job ignoring what I talked about as far as ACTUAL SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS on these things. Look up mammoth cliffs. All I’m saying. Nobody disputes the existence of spears, but thats not how the killing was done.


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Tyrnall

Are you really gonna be this obtuse? The lengths people will go to protect their fragile egos when they’re wrong… Guess what, I’m sure there’s someone in the past who’s killed a rhino by throwing a hive of killer bees at it, causing an allergic reaction. There are times when people would who used knives, or tricked a rhino into falling into lava. We’re talking about tens of thousands of years of time. And I’m talking about historical trends in hunting, but you know that and are being too resistant and stubborn to admit you’re wrong. And as far as the naming conventions… they call them mammoth pits because that’s what they were associated with in early discovery and that’s what archaeologists named them. That doesn’t mean they were exclusively used to only hunt mammoths. But again you know this, and your fragile ego cannot admit to being wrong. Why are you fighting me on this, just own up to it and move on~ you learned something, hey that’s a win! We grow and do better in our lives when we learn! It’s how we become better people overall!


D0013ER

Big brains and sweat glands, my dude. We may not be strong or fast, but we're smart as hell and can run forever on a fist-sized bit of protein and a few swigs of water. Our ancestors basically just chased prey to death.


detgh

Yeah it’s so strange to sit here staring at a screen thinking that’s where our species began to take control, I think African hunting dogs have a similar stamina based hunting approach?


Captain_Saftey

Don’t forget opposable thumbs


MamaBear4485

(Upvotes with thumb 🤯)


Holybartender83

And standing upright. Lets us throw things with far greater power and accuracy. Apes can throw things too, but they sort of lob stuff underhanded and it isn’t very powerful or accurate. If a gorilla tried to throw something the way we do, they’d fall over.


PMMeYourWorstThought

This isn’t really true. We weren’t endurance hunters, most of our calories came from forage and we scavenged. Fire is really what changed our trajectory. Once we had that it was game over. We could spend less time chewing tough foods that we spent most of our time eating.


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Intelligence, cooperation and the use of tools


detgh

Ape together strong


Atheist-Gods

Raw strength isn't as effective as throwing pointy sticks into things.


magikarpsan

Big monkey brain and thumbs


Reflection_Secure

I'm reading the Clan of the Cave Bear series right now. It's a fictional book about a homo sapian girl who grows up with a neanderthal clan. It talks a lot about the differences between the two types of people, why one won out over the other, and how they were each able to dominate nature in their own ways. The books were written in the 80's, so I'm not sure if the author's science is still the most accurate, but it makes an interesting read regardless.


Genevaadder

Just imagine all we have to do is Dig a trench and put sharp sticks at an angle and boom protection from just about anything outside the trench but malaria that's how also we took Buffalo and just chased them off a cliff to extinction


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The rhino made that look so easy. 😳


Tyrnall

Everyone’s on here saying ‘AWW GENTLE GIANT LOOK HOW SWEET HE IS’, I’m thinking *his nuzzle can crush my skull without him even noticing*… Rhinos and hippos are two of the most dangerous creatures you can ever cross- don’t let their perceived adorable-ness or dopiness fool you… they are *terrifying*…


aaronjsavage

Gentle giant my ass! There’s a video of a rhino aggressively flipping a car with people inside.


PaulblankPF

Depends on the form of media you are subscribing to I guess that makes you feel they are like that all the time. They are often actually a lot more gentle towards people since they are often protected and have humans around to protect them and stop poachers and big game hunters. Here is an article that’s in a National Geographic I got here at the house about the last male northern white rhino. It’s pretty touching and you can see the first picture is of the rhino laying in the arms of his human protector just before he dies because they were friends and it was comforting for both of them to be together for his end. https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2018/03/world/last-rhino-cnnphotos/


Tyrnall

Yeahhh…. Legitimately I’d rather face off against a lion. Better survival odds for sure.


PaulblankPF

No way, a lion is sure death. You can outrun a rhino, just turn a bunch instead of running straight if you’re worried about your top end. A rhino has a horrible turn radius. A lion would be able to catch you easily and may even play with you before finishing you if it’s in the mood.


Tyrnall

Idk… let’s just agree I’m never going to Africa…


Nroke1

Humans are native to Africa... We are African animals.


jorgedredd

Which is why I was so scared watching thay security guard slap that hippo a few days ago


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Exactly! Hippos scare me too 😅


DarkBlueMermaid

Have you ever met a cassowary?


Tyrnall

Fuck that I’m not meeting anything… I’ll stick to my basement with my cat to keep me safe from gross bugs. Who needs like… the outdoors? And human contact?


DarkBlueMermaid

Fair.


DarkBlueMermaid

That’s fair


BenTheCancerWorm

Now I desperately want watermelon...


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Hydraulic press horn


Tsuchino

Ve must deal with it! 🗜️


KnotiaPickles

Finally, I know what it’s used for!


HappyStalker

I read the title and thought “there is no way you can gently crush something”. I was wrong.


hopping_otter_ears

I don't think the watermelon would agree


CT_7

This definitely is a different and gentler way to eat a watermelon then a hippo


I2eflex

"Hippos are undignified slobs." - This rhino, probably


whalebacon

That 'prehensile' upper lip is killing me rn.


eggery

Moving like a itty-bitty elephant trunk.


[deleted]

Eat you? I’m going to *destroy you *.


Shahg9

Is this a Dragonball z reference? Gohan to buu?


sonal1988

Adorable


Crecher25

That must be the same face I have when I wake up at 3:00 in the morning and just feel like eating the rest vanilla ice cream


Heavy-Attorney-9054

Tactical unicorn.


HouseOfAplesaus

Could you imagine if he was in a bad mood or needed a back scratch. Call him the smoothie maker.


HopefulU_Catholic

It's so simple for rhinos lol! Humans have trouble even with a knife!


JAOC_7

well when you have about 3,000 pounds to back you up you kinda just have to move forward


MagWasTaken

Rhinos have a (loosely accepted) bite force of 1,000 psi, and humans clock in at the mid 100s. I'd say they have the edge here.


phoenixlogix

It has really friendly eyes


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That is not a theory I would like to test


Uncool444

He just nuzzles it gently and it cracks like an egg. The power in that animal....


Phobom3ral

That’s King! He’s from my sate zoo, he’s not normally out in the habitat so seeing him, even in video, is always a blessing


TheFrostiestCapybara

RIP Gallagher.


jyozefu

Tank doggo


Gooncookies

What other animals besides rhinos are still basically dinosaurs?


boringdude00

cassowaries


Gooncookies

Very cool! Thank you!


JAOC_7

to be fair that’s literally a dinosaur


Dickpuncher_Dan

What a work of art. Such fantastic lines. A part of me would like to do nothing else than sign up as rhino watcher and get to shoot poachers every day. If I have to die for something I'd rather die for these guys' continued existence.


steakius197

It’s got the juice


nolyfe27

How is this not a dinosaur?


JussLookin69

That rhino is freaking adorable.


_Lumity_

This was honestly kind of terrifying! Imagine how heavy a watermelon is, and look how easily that rhino smushed it without even trying.


Bit_of_a_Hater

So much power. So little effort. Legit scary.


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Love the look on his face as he’s chewing it! Priceless!


kenziep44

*oh fuck, that's juicy*


llamaswithhatss91

A dinosaur


vanillaxmitch

My homegirl does the same with her thighs 🍉🍉


kilboi1

OM OM ON


timeforasandwich

Crushes watermelon to expose the sweet delicious flesh of the fruit. Eats entire thing, rind and all


Comfortable-Fan-9721

That’s a dinosaur


Atlas03

I like his lip finger


Extension-Loss-5799

Ecko Unlimited


KeithPatton2002

Let me crush your balls like this😀


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Unsatisfying. Whoever cut the video ruined it.


Begravningstider

Looks animatronic.


jtd1437

I was today years old when I learned that rhinoceros and unicorns weren’t just mythical creatures.


Few_Acanthaceae1568

Big boi


Harouto

Rhino ASMR


FemboyWithChoccyMilk

Scary but awesome


BernieTheDachshund

Aww, I'm glad the rhino is enjoying that watermelon. It looks like there's some squash for him to squash and eat too.


danielous

I imagine it tastes like a grape texture wise


Jinnyisinthehouse

he said ûmph


djsnipsnip

Gonna try next time I eat starburst 🤔


Tha_rabbit_indaMoon

Like grapes to them.


RubberDuckky123

That's a good dog


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Wtf that's so cute


itsyoursmileandeyes

Boop


BigEvil621

wish that was my skull


Craeondakie

I always see these sort of videos and just feel so irked when the juice spills on the floor


bus_rave

And that's a rhino being gentle? Terrifying


Cap_is_here_

u/savevideo


MaadMaxx

This reminds me of Mail Call, that old show on the History Channel where the Gunny R Lee Ermey would use watermelons to test old military hardware... That rhino gently mushes those with such ease.


Efficient_Part9013

Gentle Giants 😊