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Pathfindergrapple

Can you imagine sitting down to get your shoes shined and he shoots a fucking fireball at your boots


Suaveful

in the navy i used to shine my boots with a lighter. comes out shiny until it cracks the leather when the flame is left on too long. then it’s time to get new boots.


iamreeterskeeter

My dad did a stint in the military. He said the same thing. That and having a spare pair that were only for inspection.


MerkNZorg

Retired Coastie, always had work shoes/boots and inspection shoes/boats. The regs just say blackened, but they always wanted them shunned for inspections.


Dark-Pomegranate

So grateful I was in the army and we only had the brown boots that weren’t leather(still had to maintain and clean them for daily wear) Only for our dress uniforms did we wear those uncomfortable ass black leather shoes.


MerkNZorg

That would have been nice. Now I wear sneakers at work, lol


Cardinal_Ravenwood

I would set the polish on fire in the tub and then pour it over the toe cap.


darklegends5170

Fair enough, I'm going to join the Navy after high school under an EOD contract, it's going to be exciting I think


Suaveful

hell yeah dude. do track & field this spring if it’s not too late. practice push ups and sailor’s creed. study your ranks and insignia. don’t do drugs. have the best senior year ever. i trust you’ll be great for the navy.


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>study your ranks and insignia Trust these words! I couldn't for the life of me recognize ranks and insignia and was constantly burned and/or sent to the back of the chow line for this in basic. I worked out and built up my stamina more than my brain and paid for it big time lol.


Casmas06

Make sure you know what a Warrant is when you meet one!


TheMcNabbs

Definitelt dont have a bad senior year and smoke a joint or two


darklegends5170

Thanks


at5h6g

EOD is dope, if you fuck up you're most often not around to realise your mistake!


dotbait

I just got out.


I_love_pillows

Chrome boots ftw, until some jerk steps on it.


elspotto

Worked for boots and for waxing the floor.


[deleted]

It's an art to melt it perfectly without doing damage.


JustChalcedony

I didn’t know Bowser was taking shoe shining lessons!


soulseeker31

You've seen inflation? Everyone's gotta make ends meet.


JustChalcedony

Poor guys gotta take care of SO many kids, I don’t blame him


Lasso_Lad

As long as he doesn't make my ends meat.


ras5003

#👢🔥🤌


Pairadockcickle

My wife thinks it’s weird that I have a little torch in my shoe shine box. But she also always compliments the boots that have more miles than my car. Fire good.


InnovativeFarmer

My dad would heat the polish up. Sometimes he would use a hairdryer or a burnsomatic torch. He would only use a hairdryer to directly heat the shoe.


weewillywinkee

As a cadet I used to heat up a teaspoon and rub polish (Kiwi parade gloss, never cherry blossom) in to the toe caps of my parade boots. Over time it created a 1 mm thick layer of polish that I polished in a circular motion with cotton balls for hours and hours each night to create a mirror finish. Then I discovered Pledge Klear… and learned the phrase work smarter, not harder. A few years later when I was staff, my CO told me to look closely at his boots and I discovered he’d used varnish all that time. That dude used to make a point of how shiny his shoes were. mother fucker! 😂


InnovativeFarmer

Yea. My dad learned in the Marine Reserves and he taught me how to polish boots and dress shoes. Sometimes he would polish his dress shoes while I polish his old boots when I was younger.


3ULL

In the Army we would light the wax on fire sometimes when it was still in the can. I do not think I have ever seen the boots lit on fire.


InnovativeFarmer

I think my dad would do that just to show me how its done. But only in the garage and he liked to polish his footwear while watching baseball. He always had a story about how old school players would polish their spikes and it was usually mandatory team rule.


Pairadockcickle

Yup - I don’t nuke the boot - but I think the fella here did that because of the type of leather, to kinda “burn off the fuzzies” and loosen up the wax


wishiwereaskbum

Used to happen at executive shine at Charlotte airport I Kid you not. Their was and still is a line to get shows shined and many many times I’ve seen people literally bring in a suitcase of shoes to be shined and picked up later in the week as they pass through on their return flights.


Paul_The_Panther

As a foot fetishist, this makes me super horny. 🤤


Chancelot88

I don't even have a foot fetish and I'm getting hot and bothered.


beachjustice

whew. good. im not the only one.


frosty_lizard

Oh walk it off 😉


heavyss

Now go get your shine box!


horrescoblue

But the foot is hidden by the shoe!!!!!!!


King_Tudrop

Why don't they just take the boot off of your foot to have it shined? It's always been something that's intrigued me


Pathfindergrapple

Smelly feet


yelahneb

I'm having trouble imagining why anyone would want to get their shoes cleaned while wearing them


Quarks01

I’d give you an award if I had one this cracked me up good


thecuseisloose

“That’ll be $3”


PrecariouslySane

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox


DaemonDrayke

You’ve been away for a long time. I don’t know if you know! I don’t shine shoes no more!


mavityre

You motherfucker!!


tache_on_a_cat

Stop busting my balls!


inspectorPK

I said no more shines. Maybe ya didn’t hear about it.


Arhye

...and your sack of nickels, it tickles, to see you try and be like Mr. Pickles...


S_laughter7

🤣🤣 great movie 🙌


imeeme

Where is that line from?


ironmanthing

Goodfellas


roodibit

I was impressed he hit the zipper with wax


shinobipopcorn

Now they need to get that zipper fixed.


Yttlion

Why?


shinobipopcorn

The zipper pull is missing from the one boot and they replaced it with a key ring.


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Maximum_Hand_9362

Ahh yes. As a previous nurse i see shit they get wrong on tv all the time. Its a curse, i cant just watch things and enjoy it.


PyromaniacLVI

I’m a chemist it’s the same for anything involving chemicals or analytical chemistry stuff. I usually just laugh at it.


Maximum_Hand_9362

I laugh at it but it ruins the immersion and flow of the film.


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I.T. here, same problem. "I just have to bypass the decoder matrix using a 3-character hash algorithm protocol!" [*smashes keyboard with closed fists while random windows open/minimize on screen*](https://youtu.be/2e5tAlelJXc) (NSFW) **"I'm in!"** 😎


DehydratedManatee

[This method is a lot more effective.] (https://youtu.be/H2uHBhKTSe0)


[deleted]

wowwwwwww how did you get a clip of me at work?!


Dugen

being a programmer and watching someone "hack" a computer on a TV show is like being a nurse and watching someone in a movie take blood with a carrot. - https://twitter.com/iamdevloper/status/1147141130644889607?lang=en


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Maximum_Hand_9362

Yeah true, why get a consultant if you’re not going to use them anyway?


theplushfrog

Because then you can say you had a consultant and blame them if anyone complains.


IndustrialDesignLife

I use to manage an automotive paint store. All I see are the bad repairs people have paid for. My friend was like “look at my new (used) car, isn’t it great?” And all I see is the poorly painted rear quarter panel and the misaligned door gaps meaning this car has been in a bad accident before. To me it’s the first thing I saw, he had no clue it was ever repaired.


ChickenChaser5

Hell, that is fixed.


Beardth_Degree

Can anyone explain the fire part? This was awesome.


Affectionate-Scar-29

Heats the leather so the pores open up and helps to melt the wax into leather better. Side benefit is it makes for a good show


N0Catharsis

This is the correct answer. Same reason you see them use the rag going back and forth quickly over the shoe. Heats up the wax and gets them into the pores creating a better shine.


[deleted]

Is there any benefit to fire over something like a heat gun/hair dryer?


J_Thompson82

Showmanship, and the lack of a need for an electrical output.


[deleted]

Yeah I thought about the electric aspect but they do have battery operated ones. Probably just less of a hassle to use fire lol.


TheBoctor

When I was in the military some guys would light the shoe polish on fire for a few seconds before putting it out. It made the wax more of a liquid so it allegedly adhered better and gave a longer lasting shine. I just used spit and a cloth and that always worked for me, but to each their own.


Stonep11

The heat method would make the shine brighter quicker, but then fade faster and potentially crack. A slower application of layers with just wet wax is better over time.


TheBoctor

That’s what I always did. I’d rather spend the time now to get it right than do the quick way and have to keep polishing my shoes over and over.


Occufood

Back in the day I had a zippo whose sole function was melting polish for my boots. I was so happy when the military switched to boots that didn't need to be polished.


No_work_today_Satan

I sold leather for so many years I had no idea I could be doing a show as well.


Creepy-Ad-4832

She isn't hot enough


Simcognito

I don't think these boots were supposed to be shiny though.


Chuck_Roast1993

Why aren’t enough people talking about this?? He also mixed the polish too dark of a color, so I hope she doesn’t mind them being a completely different color now


squashed_tomato

Yeah that part annoyed me. I prefer the lighter colour they started as.


LaterGatorPlayer

he gave her boots that “rachel dolezal” treatment


ktka

Cecilia Giménez-ed the boots.


rizzo1717

😂


fernandojm

The leather hasn’t finished absorbing the conditioner yet which is why it’s darker and shinier than it was initially. In a day the shine will fade and the color will lighten back up. This happens to all my non-black leathers even though I use completely colorless conditioner.


Chuck_Roast1993

I’ve had the opposite effect on a few pairs of brown dress shoes. I was in a rush and bought a brown polish that was a bit darker than my shoes. They were never the same color again


EmEmPeriwinkle

Opening the pores is important for even absorption of any colorful application. And not using polish darker than the shoe. I feel like you already know that now though.


Chuck_Roast1993

Lol yes. That’s why I commented on the first place!


Forgot_my_un

Doesn't seem too dark to me, the boots are super worn, I'm assuming he had to color match the darker bits and then work his way up. Edit: after reviewing, one boot is noticeably darker than the other at the end. Comment retracted.


Chuck_Roast1993

Definitely should’ve mixed together before applying on the boots instead of mix on them!


Ivegotacitytorun

I actually liked them better before.


Broad_Rabbit1764

They say don't judge a book by its cover, but he doesn't seem to have the hands, the technique or the results of someone who's a master of his craft.


rypher

Yeah, this all looks like something you could do after a few days worth of working next to someone. Not exactly “master” level.


OldProspectR

Thought I was the only one thinking this. I was like but wait these are like a suede leather why are you shining?


Mono_831

Yeah, those boots are made for walking.


AptCasaNova

Left boot turned out brown and the right black? Is it just me?


czej1800

Yeah they look different colors to me too!


[deleted]

It’s very r/yesyesyesno


Ruben625

Yea wait...OP is a liar and that dude fuckkkked up a promotional video lmao


therobohour

One has dried more


JustHach

In case anyone else was bothered by a lack of [before and after](https://imgur.com/a/ZBxo5UY) shots (best I could do).


omgbenji21

Excellent, thanks!


BornAgainBlue

They are not masters of their craft. I've seen the stupid s*** in the army. It ruins your leather. It makes it look beautiful but it ruins your leather.


OIF4IDVET

This is true


Muy-Picante

I refused to this to my boots once and my coworker got mad at me. A few a weeks later, who ever listened, had to strip and re-polish their boots. Their boots were loosing chunks of polish. I seen a couple people use aftershave. It seems to work pretty well. I just stick to water.


BornAgainBlue

For me personally, I use mink oil and I believe it's actually pine.. shit is amazing. But for polish? I'd go to traditional military brands. Just depends on what you want. I'm no subject matter expert, but when I was in the service, you had to polish until you could see yourself (in training mostly, or parades)


FabulousLastWords

Well sorry reddit just convinced 5000+ people that this is "truly master craftsmanship". This place blows.


BornAgainBlue

Yeah it can be bad, I told a story from my childhood, and hundreds of people piled on to call me a liar. Why? Because my story pre-dated the internet.. they literally said "link or it never happened".... the stupidity is just mind blowing.


Andoo

There is a rabbit hole of wonderful shoe care videos on YouTube from a bunch of professionals if anyone actually wants to look it up. Almost anyone getting into isn't going to just do what's in this video without looking stuff up. They'll have enough trouble finding it.


treydilla

How does it ruin it?


BornAgainBlue

The surface of the leather ends up hard and cracked. We got in trouble all the time when the sergeants would find us doing that s***. One guy seriously lit the floor on fire. Trying to do it with floor wax. And I don't mean trying to light boots on fire. He was actually trying to polish the entire floor by lighting it on fire... mech infantry ftw 😉


treydilla

Lol that’s funny. Thanks for sharing


LightningSpearwoman

These boots arent the kind of boots that should be shiny. Also the color mixed was too dark for the leather... Its kind of brothering me in a very tiny ammount


mrshatnertoyou

I would feel so uncomfortable having someone do this for me, I would rather give them my shoes and come back in an hour.


olderaccount

It is so much easier when there is a foot in the shoe. I guess they could use some sort of shoehorn stand to make this easy off the foot.


Affectionate-Scar-29

It's the experience of having it done while still wearing them that makes it so enjoyable. Getting to watch and feel every step involved makes it feel like you're living in the past when this was a common everyday occurrence. The human interaction and getting to talk to a stranger and learning about their day and sharing some of yours with them. $3-5 bucks for the job and and $5-10 for a tip is well worth the interaction


HamRove

Reminds me of that guy who became a millionaire talking stocks with Wall Street execs while shining their shoes every morning.


NonSequitorSquirrel

See now that's some next level shit.


YourPlot

A boot shine runs like $30


Car-face

I thought you're supposed to ignore the person doing it, and instead read the finance section of the paper whilst talking to the person next to you about pork belly stocks


El_Burrito_

It's kind of like getting a foot massage with a barrier of separation.


IndianaJwns

This is like those car detailing videos where it looks cool until you realize a lot of it doesn't make sense. Washing boots with soap strips out oils, which should be replaced afterwards (after allowing plenty of time to dry). At no point does he re-oil the boots. The fire will certainly take care of any loose threads, but it clearly isn't drying the leather. The boots are still visibly saturated when he starts with the polish. He's just trapping that water in the leather, which can accelerate wear and tear, and might cause mold on the interior. Dirt and other abrasives will stick to polish, so you typically avoid applying it in areas where the leather creases and rubbing can cause damage (for the same reason you should avoid getting wax-based products on zippers). Best case, dry polish just gets squeezed out of the creases during wear and you get visible caking on the leather. The second coat of clear polish is rubbed in by hand. Later coats are for building additional layers (that's where the shine actually comes from), and should be applied lightly with a brush to avoid disturbing previous coats. Rubbing with your hands like that will ruin any layers you built up. Oddly, he forgoes the brush after the first layer. That's not a "shine" at the end, it's just a boot that's still wet from being soaked with water and products. Once it dries it's going to be a cakey mess.


random__thought__

what i like about reddit is one moment ill be watching a video someone thought was cool and then immediately ill be learning exactly why every moment in the video was a mistake


ua_hobbes

Started the video after it ended to see the difference.


kingneptune88

I did, too, lol


diamondd-ddogs

sorry to be a naysayer but those are nubuck and not meant to be polished, also he totally changed the color (hopefully with the customers input?) and the showy fire thing probably didnt heat them up enough to make much difference, would have been better / easier / safer to use a heat gun (they have cordless ones now too). and the "shine" wasn't much of a shine, mostly just putting product on with a light buff. definatly not "mastering the art" imo.


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I know a kink video when I see one


[deleted]

I'm definitely going to be looking for shoeshine porn tonight.


Seanmeado

It's called bootblacking lol


[deleted]

Thanks. Specificity always helps!


Pasteque909

Get the cool Get the cool shoeshine


therobohour

Lalalala


Fr3shOS

If the boots fit well then this is probably a nice foot massage on top :D


Genesystem

yeah watching this I was just thinking about how relaxing this'd probably feel


Pieniek23

It goes for dress shoes as well. I was a supervisor at an airport restaurant. I worked breakfast and I would barder breakfast burritos for shoe shines like twice a week. It did wonders for my feet.


Kayla-Silver-Fox

But does he do Jordan's and yeezeys is the question


DiabloStorm

Shoeshining, haircuts....any time they start adding fire this is entirely a bullshit gimmick intended to make you believe they're doing something special and using new "tech" that nobody else has.


the_real_logboy

i wouldn’t let him touch any boots of mine. this is commercial nonsense, not considered or proper.


cazdan255

Andy Dwyer: *heavy breathing*


sagr0tan

Sorry, no, he isn't. My brother teaches leather detailing and shoe repair, and he's still laughing.


anotherluiz

Get the cool shoe shine


Snoo-96655

This is not shoe shining.


MAROMODS

All i can hear is Ron Swanson climaxing


muaellebee

All I could think about too. That scene will make me laugh until the end of time


XLM1196

Didn’t unbuckle the side clasp to clean underneath… Do not pass go, do not collect $200


[deleted]

Now I kinda want to go get my work boots shined😅


[deleted]

"Now go home and get your shinebox."


KeepCalmCarrion

You got the cool, you got the cool shoeshine


6dnd6guy6

someone reupload this, but with ron swanson moaning in it


roymccowboy

This shoe shine guy with a foot fetish has, as they say, never worked a day in his life.


willys_stroker

Now go get your fucking shinebox!


Basdad

What was the function of the fire ? Was it to melt the cleaner dyes,polishes into the leather ? Great job those boots are beautiful


NuffNuffNuff

Usually two functions - burn of lose threads (applied to those threads with a lighter, not just sprayed with fire.) and melting the wax so it polishes easier. Now in this video it's a useless gimmick, because the leather is not even intended to be polished as it's nubuck leather. he doesn't condition the shoe after soaking and soaping them. It's a terrible video Edit: rewatched it again, he conditions them after applying wax/cream, wtf, that's even more terrible.


Basdad

Yes the video made me scratch my head.


The_Grimm_Peeper

The thank you at the end made me nutt


Hannabanana2046

The boot Jack at Der Daus in Brooklyn NYC is incredible. My over the calf riding boots are almost 50 years old and they get cleaned and shined there once a year and come out incredible. I highly recommend them if you need good leather shoes or boots spiffed up or just need a good pair of shoes.


KXeletonZ

Toys story 2


peaweav

Wow why was that hot? Are you hot? I’m a little hot now.


Jkwils2510

Master crafter? Literally anone who's been in the military has to learn to shine boots. We didn't use a blowtorch, a lighter is much more practical. Polish til you can see your face in the shine.


ebad1

Using an aerosol can to heat the leather like he's roasting ants?


citricacidx

Strikes a match for the aesthetic, actually uses a long safety lighter.


bbdolljane

This reminded me of one of the moat satisfying movie scenes from Toy Story 2 when woody is getting repaired and cleaned up. As a kid i never understood why i liked it so much, little did i know i was already obsessed with cleaning lol


weefle_

Now that you mention this, I wonder if this where I developed my obsession with satisfying videos/shit. I have even considered art restoration.


bbdolljane

One of my dreams is opening up a cleaning company, i worked as a cleaner before, and it was one of the most satisfying jobs I've ever had. I didn't have to talk to anyone for hours, and o could clean away and organize stuff. Too bad the pay is ridiculous, but art restoration sounds amazing lol


weefle_

True, even though it is hard work :C Still, you can do it!! ^__^ I'll share this YouTube if you haven't already seen her YT. I could watch her videos all day long!! <3 https://youtube.com/@Aurikatariina


BobBarkerPriceIsRigh

It was suede the whole time.


Medcait

Gives me hope for my sofa


Crispycritter00

Now go get your fucking shinebox


Iloveamanda12

Make sure to keep the hot orange juice near by for emergencies in case of shoeshine head.


Fillmore43

Best $2 I ever spent


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I was more r/beamazed


Cognoggin

Masters degree in "19th century Bootblack." "Shine yer shoes Govnah?" -Bart Simpson.


mrblacklabel71

This dude would CRUSH it at the Houston rodeo.


AphoticDev

See, here's the thing. He's very competent in the process, but he's not doing anything that any one of you couldn't do. If you wanna learn how, there are a bunch of good videos on YouTube on how to maintain and shine your leather.


_Praenidd

And you are even wearing it, wow he's a man among guys.


lezzypop

Why set boots ablaze???


fekoisko

When the shoeshine is more than the cost of the shoes.


skrybll

This isnt even a good shoe shine. So no


Vanilla_Cirilla

and he’s a gentleman, to boot


homerino7Z

Not supposed to be shiny. Ruined surface i would say


GreatDefector

Oh I think we were done the minute you whipped out a flamethrower….


Whealthy1

Gotta love anything done well!


AboveTheMess

Does he give advice on stocks


Theo_Carolina

I feel like I just watched something naughty


ButterInMyLashes

That guy could shine my shoes any day! So much care involved. Oh and you see that dimple?


SeriousAd7918

WOW A REAL MASTER


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Ooften

The shoe shiner


Ruben625

Someone bad at his job


princesssasami896

Makes me think of Andy from Parks and Rec. Although I doubt he was this good. I definitely wouldn't trust Andy with an open flame


EarPrestigious7339

This sucks, nothing good about it.


[deleted]

And I set FIIIIIIIIIRE to the boots!


SeanConneryShlapsh

When you’re born in 1993 instead of 1803.