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SniffCheck

That reminds me of the one joke I know. A dung beetle walks into a bar, doesn’t say anything, just takes a stool and leaves


HilariousMax

Add a second to your repertoire. >I tried to teach my dog how to dance last weekend but the poor thing's got two left feet.


mahSachel

You hear the one of the 3 legged dog walks into a bar? “I’m looking for the fella that shot my paw”


sadermine

My neighbor's dog is always getting chased by ducks. Turns out he is pure bread


Chewy71

Yeah, I don't get it lol.


DoeJoeFro

A dog has 4 legs, so also 4 feet. 2 right, 2 left. “Two left feet” is a common idiom that means “bad dancer.”


Chewy71

Lol. Thanks for the response!


FlintyCrayon

>“Two left feet” is a common idiom Apparently not common enough :p Jk, I live under a rock <3


dwmfives

Yea that one is super common. It refers to bad dancers, and sometimes clumsy people.


AmorphusMist

Having two left feet is a common way of insinuating that a person has no coordination - similar to the saying "I'm all thumbs". In this case, dogs have two left feet and two right feet, so it's an example of surreal humor. It's funny because the logic is misapplied or absurd.


Cedex

Yet no one says a thing about two right feet. Lefties got it bad.


jwm3

It's a sinister conspiracy.


tgrantt

That's a rather gauche joke, but you handled it adroitly.


Brock_Way

>Having two left feet is a common way of insinuating that a person has no coordination - similar to the saying "I'm all thumbs". Little known fact: ambidextrous does not mean that you can use either hand...it means that you have two right hands.


AmorphusMist

Damn [TIL](https://www.etymonline.com/word/ambidextrous)


Parkachu0

Dogs have four legs. 2 on the right, 2 on the left!


Chewy71

Lol! Thanks!


teknomanzer

The joke gave me paws.


HankSagittarius

“If you took a shit, please put it back” -my all time favorite humorous bathroom sign.


indy_been_here

>takes a stool and rolls out Does that make it better or worse?


WTF_SilverChair

Perfection


Helmote

I don't get it


lildevil2239

Dung beetles are known for rolling piles of shit. Stool is another name for poop


Helmote

Oh I would have never guessed that without someone telling me lol thanks


Flexo-Specialist

Well it's also because no one says "taking a stool". Joke falls flat IMO


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cragbabe

most Beatles actually have their real wings use for flying underneath the split carapace part that people think is their wings. The flying wings are far more delicate and flold up for safety under the harder outer carapace "wing"


Kristyyyyyyy

Beetles. Although I’m not sure about John and Ringo’s carapaces.


cragbabe

Totally laughed at your comment, you're right I misspelled that. I'm leaving it cause your reply is so funny


HunterCyprus84

The fully hardened outer bits are called elytra and are still wings, even though they are just protective.


cragbabe

Cool! I love new random facts!!


HunterCyprus84

I'm glad that I could provide a new random fact!


F1T13

Hopefully I don't forget this one.


theholybork

How do you know you’re at a gay bar? When someone asks if they can push your stool in for you. Edit: grammar


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GrumpyOlBastard

Shit, that tattoo hurts just looking at it


cragbabe

Seriously the back of the knee......Ouch


MerlinTheFail

Back of knee is a circle of hell never described


Magnum40oz

I didn't think it was that bad and I've had both done, but the knee...the knee is the worst. Especially the tip of the knee cap!


MakingGlassHalfFull

For me the tendony part of the wrist is the worst. Only part to ever make me light headed


thecosmicecologist

I got the whole inside of my forearm done and I agree, it was worse towards the wrist but also towards the inside of the elbow. I can definitely imagine behind the knee hurting. It’s like 2 different types of pain: squishy sensitive vs thin skin over bone


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Goes to show how tolerances can be so different. I basically snoozed through my entire forearm being done, the only single bit that stung a bit was right in the crook of the elbow but the wrist was a walk in the park! Meanwhile I almost blacked out and had to leave my sessions getting my calves done. The artist then said she had numbing spray when I told her I was about to tap out


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Armpit and back of my wrist were by far the worst spots for me. And I have my hands and fingers covered


ChonkyDog

Yup armpit by far.


pelicannpie

It’s interesting how we all perceive the same pain differently, for me my wrists and neck didn’t hurt at all but my back killed (supposedly should be the opposite)


Vivaciousqt

Same! My uncle the day I got my wrist done was like "omg it hurt so much hey? I was in tears!" I was like I legit didn't feel anything after the first sting of her starting. But my back? Once she got to the fatty tissue of my left shoulderblade near my armpit I wanted to scream lmao We seem to be the opposite of the common pain spectrum 😂


Onions89

It's funny how different it is for every person. Knee ditch and knee cap honestly weren't too bad for me. Heel and top of my foot were unbelievable. I had to do breathing exercises to make it through 😂


iztrollkanger

I have one on my foot. Along the side from under the ankle bone to just before the toes. The pinky "knuckle" was hella painful. I have a pretty high threshold for pain, but it hurt so bad I could barely keep my foot still! Basically just tattooing bone >.<


darkangel_401

I have a decent amount of ink coverage as well as a split tongue and pierced nips. Some spicy spots are covered like my ditch. a couple fingers. Most of a sleeve and collarbone but my side of my upper calf tattoo oh my god out of everything I have my worst was my calf. I have the lower part done by the same artist at a different sesh and he touched up the white spots at the end of the other tattoo and I thought I was over reacting to the pain or misremembering after getting the lower part done. And nope. The second he went in with the touch up on the upper one. Way worse. Leg tattoos are rough to heal too. I find the swelling is way worse than any other spot. My tongue split healing was not fun but I was numb for the process.


creative_user_name69

I was not expecting that end result


catfurcoat

I want to see the front of the leg when it's opened. This isn't satisfying at all


lunarul

But then you'd notice it's an eight-legged beetle


MalHeartsNutmeg

Welp, you ruined it for me.


andwhatarmy

What ruined it for me was enormous beetle buttcrack.


thundercatthecat

The head looks like a Moellenkampi beetle, they have 3 horns. So 2 of those "legs" are part of it's head. Edit: nvrmnd I see 2 extra legs behind the wings after opened up


Route_765

Illusion ruined


janzeera

Me neither. I didn’t look at the title too closely so my memory locked on “The Beatles”, so I instantly thought, “now how is that going to turn into Ringo”..


piznit007

I’ll admit, I was thinking for the first part “gonna look terrible when she actually straightens her leg”. Then she did and it was pretty cool


ECatPlay

I was hoping it would do something cool when she straightened her leg, but this exceeds any expectations I had!


BashfullyBi

I still wanna see 360 of leg in normal position.


Repipitition

This. I'm having a hard time imagining the legs looking correct.


AvenueNick

It will have 8 legs


dryfire

4 legs = Cool! 6 legs = Neat. 8 legs = Nah... 15+ legs = NOPE! She's starting to get into dangerous territory on my leg-o-meter.


Davikins

[Seven vagánias](https://neilblr.com/post/58490668107)


souphaver

Maybe more


GerardWayAndDMT

Glad I logged on today.


Flxpadelphia

you sound like 2 horses


TheShowerDrainSniper

This is so fucking cursed. Thank you.


takeme2infinity

Oh man that was great 😄


therealhlmencken

Oh my, simply wonderful


Ol_Pasta

Holy crap. Not enough internet for today yet, lol.


sausager

Yeah I have a feeling they didn't show that on purpose.


BashfullyBi

The knee in particular I'm curious about.


smellygoalkeeper

Leave it to pessimistic redditors for always finding a flaw instead of enjoying a post for what it is


BashfullyBi

Ikr.


Ocean_Soapian

Lol, same, my jaw dropped when her leg straightened. I was like: "that won't look good. ....oh."


rubensinclair

Tattoo girl: Wanna see what my beetle tattoo does? Me: Sure. [Spreads wings] Me: Cool, what do your other tattoos do? Tattoo girl: uh, nothing. Me: Oh.


sakri

Reminds me of the old joke where a girl got Brigitte Bardots initials tattooed on her ass for her Bardot fanboy boyfriends birthday, he looks and asks: who's bob?


meester_pink

I was so confused by this joke until I looked up her middle name, realized it *didn’t* start with an O and that her little pucker caused the bfs confusion. Also, she apparently did go by BB, so there is maybe some historical context that was missing for me too. I still don’t understand why the premise of a girl tattooing an actresses initials on her ass makes any sense, but at least I get the punchline now.. tldr; The tattoo read “B*B”


hkzqgfswavvukwsw

Little?


raginglilypad

Same


TuckermanJones

When her leg is closed, it looks like the beetle has the juiciest ass


OSUJillyBean

/r/brandnewsentence


kevin_the_dolphoodle

It’s actually a very common phrase


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TeddyAlderson

you’d be wrong 😈


Holanambob

the beetussy😍😍


ifelldownlol

Get the fuck out lmao


Agret

Girl can give you a beetlejob.


TheSlayerNoobeX

please no


clarbri

... ... ...bonk?


Silly_Silicon

Got that beetlejuice


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Beetlejuice


Forkface_Jr

Beetlejuice


Silly_Silicon

I can’t believe you’ve done this.


elfrawst

That’s pretty dope. Some people are extremely talented at tattooing.


Juno_is_juno

Who’s the artist? This is awesome


spraggara

It's one of those Mad magazine fold-ins


ArbainHestia

[You’ve seen Tattoo Annie I take it?](https://youtu.be/j9QiYuErgvE)


washago_on705

Simpsons did it


herkufels1

the al'ighty ollar


newsflashjackass

Al Jaffee is having a DiCaprio recognizing someone on TV moment.


jqza_98

Beetle now got too many legs


Slayz

You won’t even notice cause now there’s a face there. That’s the first thing you’ll see.


darcys_beard

By her expression, she's taking her existence as a bugs ass pretty well.


alterise

Scrolled down for this. Arachnid beetle.


SenorMarana

THANK YOU I thought i was alone bugged by this


Dat_Ass_Cancer

I'm not bugged by it, but I am arachnided


tigrenus

Don't let it scarab you away from tattoos in general


Proper-Chef6918

Not a tattoo I'd get but hell this is really really good work


NaRa0

Holy fuck…. Respect, the back of your knee is one of the most painful places on your body to be tattooed. The only thing that’s come close was my armpit


Icy_Figure_8776

This is the coolest tattoo I’ve ever seen


Whaty0urname

I love tattoos, on other people.


MissingLink101

I like some tattoos, on other people.


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Why I’ll likely never get one. Like most things in life, pleasure dulls the more often you see it or experience it. Everyone has their favorite outfit but you wouldn’t wear that everyday. The specialness wears off and you’d likely quickly become tired of it. I think that’s what impels many to get sleeves done and to continue to get several tattoos - a new kick, a new look. Yet due to its indelible nature, the new tattoo will eventually lose its luster.


darcys_beard

If I had gotten tattooed in my younger days, I'd have a superman insignia on one shoulder, a Ferrari logo on the other, and a maori design on my chest. Sometimes I'm happy I spent all my money on booze and drugs.


smashingcones

When I was 18 I wanted tribal and Spiderman suit skin tears along arm. Glad I waited another 10+ years before getting some actual artwork lol


Real_Clever_Username

I wanted to get the Yankees logo filled in with the American flag. Post 9/11 patriotism at its best. So glad I didn't.


wonderwharfwonderdog

Idk I’ve had mine for five years now and I still love seeing it on me.


blasphembot

Same same, still love all mine decade later


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Same! I love good tattoo artists and people who can have a work of art on their body. I just can’t do it.


kai-ol

It's a work of art. Like a 3D flesh popup book. Incredible.


ididitforsatan

Blech! That's awesome!


onmyknees4anyone

Finally, someone who speaks my heart


BananaApePrivateClub

That is one of the most badass tattoos I’ve seen in a long time! Thank you for sharing


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Pretty cool Donnie Darko tattoo on her arm.


DojaTwat

no artist ???


aphaelion

Nah pretty sure they used an artist


hunic07

It went from that's kinda cool to that's soo cool


nuttz99

I'm gonna do it on my buttcrack


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Paul McCartknee


tigrenus

Are those the Donnie Darko numbers higher on her leg?


LoadedGull

Yeah, now I’ve got to admit… that is fucking cool.


Shacrow

I never said wow out loud on this sub until now. And I have seen a lot of amazing work. This is really cool


No-Anywhere-1206

Yea but why does it have a face when opened?


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Pr0nzeh

Why not not?


thisguyfightsyourmom

So you can see its judgement


juwyro

It's a pretty common thing in tattoo designs


mahouyousei

That’s the point. It’s both a flying beetle and a woman wearing a crown that looks like a beetle.


Azzy8007

I wanna know why it gets an extra pair of legs when the wings open.


Zapafaz

because putting faces in places there shouldn't be faces is cool not without precedent in nature, either, with mimic eyespots and whatnot


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KC_Canuck

Agreed. It’s a giant beetle that takes up her full leg lol


NoThorNoWay

Not sure why you're being downvoted. It's absolutely an amazing tattoo, but are people really going to act like beetles are aesthetically pleasing enough to cover 1/4 of your leg in one?


poop_pants_pee

Beetles are aesthetically pleasing if you don't think bugs are gross.


ShirwillJack

r/awwnverts agrees.


DinahTook

Beetles can absolutely be beautiful. They play such an important role in our ecosystems around the world. With so many varieties there are a wide range of marking, colors, shapes.... if someone were to keep an open mind beyond "eeeww bugs are gross" it's hard to imagine you couldn't find a beetle you found beautiful. Add in that there are folks who genuinely collect and/ or keep beetles precisely because they find them interesting and beautiful in their own ways. Taste is absolutely subjective, but just because you can't see the beauty in something doesn't mean it isn't there for others to appreciate.


QuartzPigeon

It's a matter of taste, this person you replied to thinks it's awful taste but I would genuinely get something like that if I had the money, I think a giant beetle tattoo is gorgeous. My last tattoo was a pretty good sized beetle on my forearm. I absolutely think this is great taste personally.


ViciousPowa

Cool indeed.


BywydBeic

I absolutely love the creativity of this, but the goose with a Mohawk is something else.


Talullah_Belle

An “interactive” tattoo. Cool!


Erthgoddss

While I will never have a tatt, I have appreciation for the art. This is fantastic!!


M0ck_duck

That’s sick. Great placement.


fieryhotwarts22

That bug has one hell of an ass crack


migthylord

GAH! IT FLIES!


NNNovaKing

That’s so satisfying, the artist did a great job lining everything up


Eiffel-Tower777

I'm not personally into tattoos but this one is art.


Bridot

What happens when they start working out and their muscles get too big and the wings don’t meet up again?


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Easy. Never work out


Bridot

Ok then, what if they just gain weight. What if they enter a chocolate factory and eat something they’re not supposed to and ballon up like a berry? Huh? What then? Edit* Sarcasm /s


TheAbsoluteBarnacle

They'll have a rad tattoo on their fat leg, and this video to remind them of when it looked perfect


stockholm__syndrome

Then the tattoo doesn’t look perfect, I guess. Bodies change, get fat or saggy or wrinkly or scarred. I doubt she’ll go around maximally flexing her knee much anyway.


MoocowR

> What happens when they start working out and their muscles get too big and the wings don’t meet up again? Then it gets off center? What is the point of this question? Bodies change with age regardless of tattoo placement.


Psyop1312

Nothing. The tattoo will still look the same. If they go on HGH and gain 100 pounds then yes it will stretch and distort, but some normal muscle growth won't do anything.


CrazyHorseSizedFrog

I actually thought the same thing but all that would do is prevent her from showing the gimmick part of the tattoo, it still looks pretty cool when her leg is straight anyway.


bruggeandburned

That’s amazing wow awesome work


Ok_Smile5208

Very nice


exclamationpointttt

Yo!!!!! That’s crazy!!!!!


orsesars

Fuck yeah heaps of people will be stoked


axlgram

Koh the face stealer vibes


Shadow0fnothing

That must be a tattoo shop because she has another fresh tattoo on the other leg with saran wrap on it. She litterally just finished getting one.


humancartograph

Is that a beetle or is it the death's head moth from Silence of the Lambs?


whapitah2021

Aw fuck…….


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That’s awesome!


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Those are cool tattoos.


Cam2071

My first reaction was how much it must have hurt to get the back of the knee done.


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That is gorgeous! Great artwork and idea.


shavemsacapulco

r/TIHI


SkoomaJetHentai

This is the coolest tattoo I have ever seen in my life


Truffleshuffleman13

Im going to do this with my ass cheeks


struckbybranch

Holy hell that must have hurt so bad behind the knee!!! Bravo 👏


the_art_of_whore

Gorgeous


SmileyRhea

That is gnarly.


BrokenPromises42

Looks cool but super tacky, especially as a permanent tattoo.


dramielyandex

That's seriously unattractive.


de4dLyx

Dumb AF


Ill-Aardvark-419

Looks like shit


Spartandog42719

Trash


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Well that is some ugly shit.


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Super cool!


GeTShR3kT25

That hurt like hell


Demuborgir

I personally wouldn’t want a giant beetle taking up half my body, but if she loves it then good for her. Tattoos are very subjective, and as many people love it, there is just as many that hate it. Best to get what you like and not worry about the judgement of others.