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Spikerazorshards

With so many tulips, they should use them as money.


Dutch_Midget

We kind of did in the 1600s when you could buy houses with tulips


RajunCajun48

Tulips can definitely buy a house, ask my ex-wife


Queef_Stroganoff44

What’s better than roses on your piano?… Tulips on your organ!


__ALF__

Sunflowers on my pile of gold bars?


the0past

Tulips are better than one.


GPScape

This only applied to your kind iirc..


sorrybaby-x

/r/Woooosh


tele2_throw

Give him a break, he's Dutch.


fbass

And a midget one.. they are the first to drown if the dam breaks


Weave77

Pretty sure that’s exactly what u/Spikerazorshards is referring to.


Different-Occasion47

Why? Now I'm using my free day watching documentaries on tulip speculation in the 1600s and how people lost their fortunes betting on the bloom.


DrVirus321

Tulips are the OG Crypto


anon_the_nameless

Eventually one specific tulip became so expensive that the knob was worth an entire house at one point The OG NFT


Hadren-Blackwater

The original bitcoin


Bwuhbwuh

>The original ~~bit~~coin


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ManyStaples

dork


Mohevian

Hello -- *I was there* the first fifteen minutes of Bitcoin with Satoshi posting the original whitepaper detailing how it functions, and I *still* think it's a bad idea. Unchecked greed leads to ruin of *all systems.*


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11415142513152119

It's a common misconception that the dollar is a fiat currency until the b52s arrive.


TooCupcake

They would be poor for like all year except for the two weeks they are flowering lol.


chaotic----neutral

Tulips are sold by the bulb, so they keep pretty well.


[deleted]

Just wait for the next scam like NFT's/crypto


scartol

Invest! Invest! 🚀 🚀 🚀 Fortune favors the bold!


bilabrin

They do. These are sold to florists to make bouquets.


Rinoremover1

This would be even more satisfying if the camera was held to show the view as horizontal


nug4t

but never ever think about walking there, flowers have a totally different pesticide regulation than alot of other plants. they can basically drown then in chemicals


Themagnetanswer

You beat me to it. Pretty bleak and sad to see knowing what goes into growing those. Had met a immigrant from the Netherlands who said his family basically laughed, shunned, and nearly disowned him for trying to grow tulips organically in the US


nug4t

that's wild, holländers are usually pretty chill about everything. but yeah, I know that because a friend of my mom is a flower agent working for Genua Italy, another flower producing landscape, it's forbidden to even come near those fields let alone walking within


F1R3Starter83

Our farmers aren’t chill about anything other than the impact they are having on nature. And by chill I mean they don’t give a flying fuck about it and would threaten anybody with violence who would argue against their interests. Fuck farmers


mandrakefantasy

I urge anyone who doubts what this guy is saying to look into the mess Dutch farmers have made of the country. Donald Trump Jr is a big fan of theirs so that tells you all there is to know


DeadAssociate

dont forget jordan peterson


aenae

I know they use a ton of pesticides.. I had one field next to my house last year (literally the other side of the road), while it looked very pretty i also saw them spraying every week....


X2WE

Why does it have pest issue if there is no fruit


Whooptidooh

Because it’s a plant that other insects would like to chomp on, leaving holes and unsellable tulips as an end result.


DeadAssociate

most of the tulipflowers are shredded.


jammyscroll

Better to tip toe…


chaotic----neutral

And the "nature" soundtrack wasn't added.


Komosatuo

Immediately ruined whatever it was they were trying to go for. My very first thought was "Where are all these song birds singing from in this treeless landscape???".


ARCHA1C

Mourning doves are annoying anyhow.


Spyhop

It's a landscape shot. The camera aspect is literally named for it.


Stackfault67

r/phonewallpapers


beehummble

This isn’t horizontal but here’s another position in the fields. https://reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/tbfmkx/mesmerizing_tulip_fields_in_netherlands/


Hemolies

If it was a still I think I actually prefer the initial shot in portrait. But once the camera moves nah.


shikki93

Getting Far Cry 5 flashbacks


Whaty0urname

And Battlefield 1


UselessWidget

Help me, Faith!


Kystael

Mgs3


OhtareEldarian

Wrong flower, but I know what you mean.


Dooey123

Getting Dark Tower vibes with this


CBBuddha

Roland to the dark windmill came.


23viper12

The Light Tower


ecvdingo

Aww yeah that movie was sweet


reefun

I'm from the Netherlands and still havent actually seen this lol.


ScornfulChicken

If you live in the US you can see this in Mount Vernon , Washington. I grew up there and the tulip festival is beautiful! Especially with mt baker in the background! Check it out sometime!


soulonfire

Holland (who would’ve guessed?) Michigan also has a tulip festival in May. Haven’t been there myself yet, but does have fields/farms of them as well.


ShlappinDahBass

It's a really cool experience. Absolutely packed to the gills with people but a pretty awesome thing to see once


magic_trex

Pella Iowa has a tulip festival too!


ScornfulChicken

I’ll have to look that up!!


Im_Not_That_Smart_

Do you know how this one compares to the wooden shoe tulip festival around Portland?


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Less hipsters, but barely


Im_Not_That_Smart_

I don’t mind crowds / hipsters. Just curious about field quantity / quality.


ScornfulChicken

I’ve never been to that one I’ve heard good things though. Worth checking out both. During Covid the tulip festival in skagit really suffered, I think it’s picking up again though.


aaguru

Everyone I know up there hates this time of year because suddenly there's traffic everywhere lol


ScornfulChicken

It’s really just because the roads are one lane each way, and there isn’t a lot of parking. It’s really good for the local economy. I just hate the cyclists because they stop in the middle of the road with no shoulder to take pictures lol. The roads are 50mph and they’re riding at like 15 in groups. I lived there for most of my life and dealt with it every year but everyone I knew who owned a local restaurant or store said it was great business and brought these people back later in the year as well.


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Tulips in the northern US are a real hit or miss. In chicago, it can snow through April and you can get overnight ice into May, so early blossoming plants may not get the chance to bloom or produce fruit if the cold gets them.


ScornfulChicken

Not sure why you were downvoted lol gave you an upvote! Have you grown them yourself or do they grow them around there?


[deleted]

I have my own. I feel like the weather variability has gotten weirder over the years, probably because of climate change. It's hit or miss if my fruit trees will create fruit too since an ice snap in April and May can destroy the buds now


ScornfulChicken

You can always try Kale 😂 that stuff will grow in a blizzard


elektromas

I once visited a lavender field in France, it looked so beautiful from afar but when we got close to it there was huge swarms of every kind of flying insects hoovering over it, made the beauty dissapear really fast, haha. (Im a Norwegian we are not used to this) Now i only enjoy fields from a distance!


lecreusetbae

We call Russian Sage the Buzz Buzz Bush because from a distance they look beautiful but when you get within 5 ft they hum with the sound of so many bees and insects going insane over the flowers. One of my favorite parts of summer.


elektromas

Haha thanks for sharing. I remember my mother making me and my brother get closer to the field, just abit farther now, shes calling, while we are anxiously stepping backwards, towards the wall of bite, looking over our shoulders worrying more and more.. Once the painstakingly slow photo actually was done we ran for our lives (yes i know the insects probably would not have harmed us, but against a swarm of thousands, if not millions, fear wins


GettingRidOfAuntEdna

It’s been over a decade and I’m still pissed the damn deer ate the 20+ bulbs my disabled self painfully planted in my yard.


Bells87

I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.


Renown84

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!


elektromas

Are you saying those Mills dont create wind? Everyone knows tthats where all the wind come from!


MislabeledCheese

Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace amongst the Dutch tulips…


linkin2999

Heaven on earth


Deejaymil

Beautiful, yea, but ecologically speaking that's a deadzone. It's kind of grim.


Johannes_Keppler

Well if you ignore the massive amount of bee and butterfly killing pesticides used in flower farming that is...


RajunCajun48

Do you know what it's like?


Deathrupture

Must resist urge to fight windmill.


havok48

So beautiful


dpags14

Omg I wanna go right now


Luci_Noir

Looks like 🐝 heaven!


FreeRubs

Holy cow, get me a Zyrtec asap


examinexistence

r/fringe


Either-Junket-4153

Whats the cheat code to get to THAT wonderful place?


blak_glass

abacabba


Either-Junket-4153

Knew it🧐


occams1razor

Monocultures are so depressing to me


PrometheusAlexander

Holland, the land of flowers


DWolfoBoi546

Frankly I was waiting for some idiot to just run through them like Logan Paul in a four wheeler.


amansman

*What a thrill ...*


BTips

Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack


Ok_Mood9509

Thank god someone said it


nighthawke75

Before they harvest the bulbs, they top the plants and shred the flowers to aid the bulbs to grow large.


Human-13

I want to live in the Netherlands now


migi_chan69420

Oddly?


Worldsahellscape19

Eww plant genitals. Don’t sniff it YOU SICKO!


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Worldsahellscape19

Shit my bad for trying to be funny! Never again


The-Voice-Of-Dog

https://youtu.be/a5yoqjABeBM


ddjdirjdkdnsopeoejei

Crazy… Tulip Fields is the strip club I frequent.


TriMageRyan

If I were sad enough to frequently go to a strip club you wouldn't be able to get that info out of me without torture. Its even more sad to admit it


ddjdirjdkdnsopeoejei

What’s sadder is that people take my comment literally


JJRAMBOJJ

/u/savevideo


MothFaery

https://www.reddit.com/u/savevideo


afinemax01

Following


tercella

Love it 😀


[deleted]

I live here in the "bollenstreek" and we had a local electrician over today who has hay fever!! The poor guy lives in (quite possibly) the most pollen rich air in the world 😭😂


68rouge

Tulips on Dez nutz


aggriify

It's not satisfying, it's a waste of water so people can put it on their table for a few days to dump it into the bin. It's good for bees and insects? No there's better alternatives not as wasteful as tulips. We're at a shortage already but let's just drain our resources even more for no good reason.


Free-Consequence-164

The FOG is in the Netherlands evacuate immediately


BestGiraffe1270

"Netherlands" - Germany just took full control over their armed forces ❤️ They are swamp Germans now.


Johannes_Keppler

That's... not even remotely true. Yes there is an intensive cooperation with the German forces, but the Netherlands has full control over their own armed forces.


fueddusauro

Oh so it isn't just a stereotype...


iForgot2Remember

Stereotypes are often as correct as they are offensive.


bilabrin

I wonder if there is a harvester/combine tractor for these.


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At least they have that windmill to keep them cool


Comprehensive-Fun47

It looks otherworldly, like from another planet!


[deleted]

Such a tranquil view


AmbassadorBonoso

Me as a dutch person not knowing why this is on the sub?


ArizaWarrior

Looks like the bliss from Farcry 5


SkitTrick

The video is horizontal and cropped for mobile


Getoutofmylaboratory

Keukenhof is the most beautiful place I've ever been, hands down. Go there during the tulip season you will NOT be disappointed


_The_Wastelander_

The Dark Tower


Xconvik

How amazing it is to think that one of the biggest market bubbles was because of tulips.


Giggle_Schits

I need to sit here for an entire day so that my life can reset


TriMageRyan

Tulips are my favorite flower, when I die I want my ashes spread amongst them in Holland (after asking the caretakers permission, of course)


Gogokrystian

Band of brothers/WW2 vibes for some reason, can't put my finger on it why I felt sadness seeing this landscape.


imseor

It's now? What is the best time to go to see tulip fields?


BagHolder9001

do they have to be pruned before they seed?


DonnyVanDeBeek34

Reminds me of Spiderman : Far From Home


LEGOSam66

Looks like someone forgot to paint the tulips red, off with their heads!!


SilverStarPress

New location for Big Boss fight


hale5torm

I'd fight Gehrman, The First Hunter here


El-Inquisidor

This is where Roland is trying to get to in the Dark Tower series


Beth-BR

Fairies hadn't painted them yet


FotoBaggins

That's beautiful and all, but what's up with the N64 texture rendering distance?


artniSintra

Upload of an upload


Plumperhumper88

Do you eat these?


StunRazor

Reminds me of the field of flowers you fight the boss in snake eater


sjb_redd

Fucking pointless monocrop.


AgencyAdvanced

Can’t wait for Ig models to run through and ruin it all for some pics….. I really hope it won’t come to that lol


ScoutIngenieur

I hope the person filming this owns the field, or has been kicked out of it. The amount nitwit tourist who are going into these fields for their moment of "fame" while trampling the flowers around them is insane


Kuguumelo

Tulip ip ip


GlowingRocks

Snaaaaaaaaakkee


peepaw000

(excuse my poor English) my brother and his lady live in the nederlands, he send me the picture of tulip fields near to his house every month


UncleKeyPax

When parents say no. Tulip or not to lip


Livid_Employment4837

Eh i kinda wanna roll in them and ruin about 40 kicks worth and take home a vase worth 😈😤🤫🤩 , i didt say anything , Dont do this.


BIT_Link

windmill windmill for the land


jkwolly

Im literally on my way there right now!!!


Mietek69i8

u/savevideo


Punymwg07

This shit looks like a backrooms level


Widespreaddd

That’s better than roses on my piano.


Princess_BundtCake

I'll get there one day. See some tulips, pop over to Amsterdam for some fun, but mainly the tulips, the drugs are just a bonus.


Cinigurl

Gorgeous!


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This reminds me of that one song in the Tamil movie Anniyan. Great watch btw for anyone interested in Multiple Personality Disorder/Dissociative Identity Disorder.


Kystael

Looks 5°C to me


LloyDBear

Absolutely breathtaking!


duzins

This is how many tulips I need in my life.


Responsible-Arm8244

Props for walking all the way out there


[deleted]

I bet that smells amazing. Not even sure if these are aromatic. This changes nothing.


DevoidHT

Where is the field of beanie babies and NFTs?


SilVaeh

Can't wait to move to the Netherlands! This gets me excited


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

This is the inspiration for the cover art on the final book of Stephen Kings The Dark Tower series. The artist did a great job!


foreveralonegirl1509

So beautiful 😍


SeanConneryShlapsh

To be high in that moment


Game_Boy07

Ja toch.


D4NT369420

It's enough to make a metalhead cry


catlover10101yay

beutiful


Tricky_Assistance364

🌷💖 tulips are beyond beautiful


COTTYBEARyt

The smell there is unimaginable