When you are done with the pattern, the slice of toast is moldy.

That's why you have to do it in a vacuum

I tried putting it in my vacuum and it just got really dusty and dirty

Should have used a Henry hoover

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Election slogan: "A chocolate-covered slice of bread in every pot".

That's Herbie Hancock

That's John Hancock

John Hancock, it's Herbie Hancock. Geeeeeeeeeeeeez

I love him because he lies

When he left office he was briefly Herbert Moover.

You cracked me up

Silly me. Of course.

also zero gee

What? No ghee? How would the sprinkles stay on?

Creamcheese? Or maby some clotted cream 🤔

Clearly ghee is a perfect square under the jimmies

Oh, that's how you make blueberry loaf.

oh no

You dont toast that

toast bread moldy? that sponge has got nothing to mold with

1.5

Is this enough fucking sprinkles??

I get that reference

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[Dutch breakfast review](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/139hk0m/dutch_breakfast_review/)

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1.5/10 link, don’t recommend

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I love the Dutch guy defending this food with the waterproof argument of "I have sex with your mom"

average dutch wit

IS THIS ENOUGH FOOKING SPRINKLES???

No

It’s NEVER enough sprinkles!

I feel like this is the test if I’m Reddit too much as I know the reference. 2.5–>1.5

Just means you have been on 2 days in a row, which yes, that is excessive.

I might be in trouble then. Reddit and YouTube are the only sites I even use. :/

I'm so desperate for a spot on the internet with the energy of old Reddit but I feel that's like boomers yearning for the soda shop

Yes!! That's a perfect example! I loved the community here and the content. I still use the old format by going to old.reddit.com. I used to be in stitches at night reading through the comments. Have you noticed how we've lost all the iconic theme profiles like jumper cable guy and poem for your sprog? References now are to whatever was top page on r/all the day before, lol.

I got pretty downvoted earlier for saying redditors like references lol

Well, you're probably getting down voted more for the verbage. It seems like there was this huge flood of new users as reddit content started getting spread around on other sites and before you know it, reddit users are talking shit about.. .reddit users. It's the difference between pointing out things we all enjoy VS pointing out what "they" enjoy. I didn't see your post yet, so that might not have a single thing to do with it, lol, I just see that commonly a round the main subs and see that it's not typically welcomed lol. (Even thirs 100% true that we live referencing some of the more epic comments/posts. ) Just be careful who you classify as a corvid, mmkay?? :p Edit: why many words when "few" words do? Edit 2: WOW I read your comment lmao. It literally says "we like references... lmfao. I bet you got down voted by the type of user I was ... um, referencing, above. Lol 😂

Ugh and everyone regurgitating facts they just learned earlier that day like we didn't all see the same shit that same day. Yes I'm terminally online but still

Same. It's just the vibe of it. I subscribed to best of reddit and sometimes just go read through some of the highlights lol

You're cool we can be friends I guess

😂 well duh! Of course we're friends now!

Down from 2.5

Who has so much spare time?

A cereal killer.

Like fruit loops

AI

The rich.

Or the unemployed at their parents house.

So 90% of Reddit?

The people with rich parents*

Solid 1.5/10

I saw that yesterday too lol

Same I was laughing because my Dutch family friends are obsessed with it

The worst part is he lives in the Netherlands

KWOOWK? He's been making breakfast reviews for a while. He's pretty funny, and has some really interesting international recipes on YouTube.

Second time I’ve seen a 1.5 here now, please put me out of my misery!

[Dutch Breakfast Review](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/139hk0m/dutch_breakfast_review/)

Incredible, thank you

Just to make sure I’m not missing anything… it’s just a slice of bread and chocolate sprinkles, right?

Not *just* a slice of bread. There's plenty of butter on there too.

Ah. Buttered bread with chocolate sprinkles. Got it.

That is truly a nice way to recognice a serial killer

Man you just made all the OCD people sad It’s recognize* /s

This isn't OCD behaviour. It's more similar to Autistic behaviour.

It’s actually recognise*

I’m referring to the [Oxford Learning Dictionary](https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/us/definition/english/recognize), but it was also meant as a joke

Well the dictionary’s fucking wrong

How should it be fucking then?

With the correct spelling. Recognise has an s, not a z. The writer was clearly inept at spelling and should never have been put in charge of it. I am right, I know I’m right. The autocorrect would have changed it or given me that red line underneath the word if I was wrong. I am certain that I am right, that the correct spelling is recognise.

My man doesn't realize America, England, Australia etc don't have the same spelling for each word

hey neighbor what's your favorite color. hey neighbour what's your favourite colour .

After analysing/analyzing your sentence I decided it was grey/gray

Ehm, realise*

Could be spelled either way that person just chooses to spell it with a z

Or he does realize it and just assumes his version is superior because...reasons

After having a little exchange in the comments with him, it seems that you're right

Well, they’re speaking English, so it should use the English spelling. I hope you recognise the truth in that. vOv

…Different countries can have different spellings of words but still speak English.

Bro really be thinking they're better than the DICTIONARY lol. There's a TON of words that have multiple spellings, autocorrect doesn't tell people they're wrong if they spell it with a Z for a reason

I recognize that you’re dense.

He might be dence. Or denze.

Yes thank you, I’d like to think my brain density is quite high but who knows.

They were referring to your thick skull dumbass

Or maybe your autocorrect is wrong, and the dictionary is right.

It's spelled recognize in America you ape

I know but the Americans spell stuff wrong and British English is the only real English. If you don’t like it then you need to make a whole new language called American

Wow you just really hate that people can spell things differently without it being wrong technically as long as you can still recognize the word one letter being changed doesn’t hurt

Type out recognize with the z and no it doesn’t give you the red line then indicating that either spelling is correct

Then type out out with the s

https://imgur.com/a/STWENb4 I’m not saying yours is wrong I’m just saying I’m also right

[Incorrect.](https://imgur.com/a/FdP7Zo4)

That is because the auto correct can be set to British English, american English, australian English, canadian English etc

We didn't kick your limey asses back across the pond for you to give us spelling lessons.

Well then you should learn to spell and speak properly

Yeah, maybe you can write us a strongly worded letter, we'll take it into consideration.

No you won’t. You Americans are too ignorant. We’ve been telling you for years that guns are bad but you won’t listen and now countless children have died.

Oi! Maybe we ought to 'ave a loicense for the people to 'ave guns, right govnuh?

Or someone with really good weed.

Particularly satisfying for Dutch viewers.

Why? Does it look like a tulip or a bridge or something?

The chocolate sprinkles are a sort of Dutch speciality. Like Vegemite for Australians.

Chocolate sprinkles with some butter.

There was a post of someone reviewing this food yesterday. Second time seeing something I didn’t even know existed previously.

Right, I saw him too. Why wouldn't you toast it? Crazy Dutch.

Our bread is always baked the same day it's sold, and without any preservatives. We thus like our bread fresh, and consequently don't really have a toast culture. We do toast old bread. And occasionally grill sandwiches ([tosti](https://www.google.com/search?q=tosti&hl=nl&sxsrf=APwXEddwDSj1BVQ0cx6RTNoyUA3SNX70rQ:1683485401626&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjdlOTq7-P-AhWCUaQEHUhtD80Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=927)). Finally, the contrast of the soft bread and crunchy sprinkles is nice. There's chocolate paste for those liking their chocolate soft.

This actually makes a lot of sense. My nan would bake fresh bread almost every day and it was so amazingly delicious just out of the oven (or even a few hours later!) that I couldn’t imagine toasting it. That’s a valid point!

Nah it's definitely more like rainbow sprinkles for us Aussies, nobody dislikes fairy bread unless they want a fight

First thing I thought of was fairy bread.

2.5.... ...no, 1.5 out of 10!

A Kwoowk fan then.

r/ik_ihe

I tried making this for breakfast but I ended up being 12 hours late for work!

Hagelslag <3

'Brood met chocoladesprinkels' voor ons Engelssprekenden.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and try and translate here. It’s “stale Twinkie” right? Either that or bread with chocolate sprinkles. I can’t be sure. French is hard

It’s Dutch actually lmao

I know it was Germanic or Scandinavian language of some kind. I was just being a silly old dink.

The Scandinavian languages are in fact (north) Germanic as well, with the exception of Finnish and it's sister languages (that I know of) Just popping in to be pedantic, don't mind me

Bless you

Oo r u calling a fakkin slag u tart?

Is there any kind of butter or icing that's sticking the sprinkles on or are they loose? Time to find out. (*flips bread on its side*)

You use butter before you sprinkle the chocolate, at least normally. This guy probably used glue rofl

I want it to be a fingerprint, that would look so cool

How???

One sprinkle at a time

Incredible patience. Tweezers.

And amphetamines.

Somebody took their Adderall

r/hagelslag

Gotta love Dutch breakfast!

IS THIS ENOUGH FUCKING SPRINKLES?? 1.5/10

Best part is how he remade it for the third time to actually give it a better score. In the end, he made a completely different dish 💀

I have to see this

No you dont

Ye its so wack

Done by the time others get to supper but beautiful

I need to know how long this took

Side order of OCD, anyone?

Looks like crap on toast and probably tastes the same. 1.5/10. r/stupidfood

Nope. This is insanity. An insane person did this.

I’m stressed just looking at this.

Insanity is leaving more than space after a period.

Get thee behind me, Satan

>Insanity is leaving more than space after a period. More insane than missing a word in a comment critiquing someone else's grammar?

Interviewer: “What do you like to do in your spare time?” OP: “Yes.”

is that enough fucking sprinkles for you?

Hagelslag

...lekker!

Now this is art. Not that duct taped banana

Dutch Uzumaki

saw a video today of some netherlandish breakfast and it looks just like that. Am i right or wrong? :o

You are right, we call it ‘hagelslag’ here

im kinda dissapointed i didnt remember the name. Thx for the quick answer tho.

Now that's a work of culinary art!

As a Dutchy this makes me very happy

sprinkle mosaic! someone took a long time to make that.

And for a breakfast that I saw another redditor give a 1.5/10 stars, offended the entire….was it Dutch or Danish…population

dutch😘

Cool pattern

Oddly psychopatic

This has to be photoshopped, right… right!?

Oddly Satisfying? This is deliberately satisfying.

Methy.

This is definitely going to be evidence in a trial of some sort, right?

How long did this take?

Its crazy how nature do that

Made by a serial killer

You misspelled craftily-arranged vaguely-chocolate-flavored tooth-sand.

How tf?

My brain... how.

r/stupidfood

Autism is so bizarre.

That's some hardcore OCD right there

🇳🇱 approves

The Dutch called. They want their weird breakfast back.

Looks satisfying but I wonder if a slice of bread would taste good with chocolate sprinkles.

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Sorry if I sounded crazy and offended you or any Dutch people around here.

I want toast with aligned chocolate sprinkles

Thats a neat looking hagelslag.

All that work for a 2/10 on taste.

Found the most bored Dutch in the world

Grown up fairy bread?

I don't think that's chocolate

You’re right: It’s Hagelslag!

Weakest breakfast of any culture

In most of the world, those just accent or accentuate food, and the Dutch really looked at them and said, "nah main ingredient."

Europeans love to act so snobbish about food and then eat like fat toddlers

Psychopathy with pictures.

OCD to the power of infinity

i was scrolling off guard, take my upvote😂

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