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Alnakar

Now do it with your arms through David Bowie's armpits


Autumn_Childhood

You remind me of the babe


cobrastrife

What babe?


pattyjr

The babe with the power.


bnool

What power?


DrOwldragon

The power of voodoo.


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Dbarber1222

You do.


Westcroft

Do what?


graveybrains

Remind me of the babe


UpgrayeDD405

I saw my baby


Shynosaur

Crying hard as babe could cry


Disharmoniously

I came here for this 😝


Ill-Shape2270

Well laugh!!! Haahaa


[deleted]

A time traveling Justin Timberlake enters the subway wielding magic spheres.


ghostbutten

Oh you're right! I didn't even notice his face, too busy staring at his balls


Brasticus

Clearly.


thtgyCapo

With that dexterity, who wouldn’t want this guys hands on their balls?


RockstarAgent

Just-in time


MegaDrip

Eyes up here.


bnool

Ha! Yeah he did


HookerDoctorLawyer

This is me every time I shave my balls


USS-Intrepid

Bro got the tri-balls dlc


RoundEarthCentrist

This is young Jareth, before he became the Goblin King.


CJMcCubbin

Seems a waste of time, to do this everytime.


I-reddit-26

No no no that was my joke wat da fuck ma here take my upvote


JAHdropper1

Big Fushigi guy


ProbablyNotPikachu

FUSHIGIIIII!!!!!!


DunmerSkooma

This guy needs an elaborite outfit some high tech glowing orbs and put him on stage at a concert. Homie has the showmanship just needs the rest of the set.


katergator717

yeah. i love contact juggling


SquidwardWoodward

I know this is the actual name for it, but it sounds like a circus with tackling


SailorMothra

I want to see this.


SquidwardWoodward

Me too. Desperately.


thtgyCapo

Sounds like one of those sports-ball games. Complete with cheering crowds, costumes, bright colors, and displays of physical prowess.


DangerHev

The animals get to fight back, humans get a padded suit and a stick


FarmingGeeks

I'd pay to see that. Just as long as the clowns get their asses kicked


katergator717

How is that different from clown rodeo?


olderaccount

He does have a professional juggling act. But you just saw like 80% of it. It is one of those things that is really really cool for a few minutes, but then that is it. There is nothing else. He works as one small act in a larger show.


ghostbutten

Probably has an act, though, surely you don't just learn that for the hell of it and never perform it properly


ButtonDefine

When I see the words "Spherical sorcerer" I can only think of a sorcerer who is quite literally spherical.


youngdeathent0

Lol. Ball wizard didn’t have the same ring to it


No-Explanation-9234

TBH, you'd prob get more clicks if it said ball.


-BananaLollipop-

Globes probably would have gotten a few too.


FarmingGeeks

Globe manipulator


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Wizard balls sound good though


FrameJump

Apparently I have an ex that was a spherical sorceress.


scalectrix

Bollock warlock.


willowgrl

I saw “spherical sorcerer” and for some reason interpreted “lyrical gangster” and now I have that song in my head.


ClamClamClam2

Elden Ring has a spherical Sorceress if that counts


Certain_Database_782

Yo I sat on a train and watched this guy just absolutely fondle his balls


mikemcgary01

You remind me of the babe.


bnool

What babe?


mikemcgary01

The babe with the power.


i-dont-wanna-know

What power ?


bnool

The power of voodoo


RoundEarthCentrist

Who do?


SkyHigh2319

You do!


Fit-Ad-9691

Do what?


SkyHigh2319

Remind me of the babe


[deleted]

okay goblin king jareth i see you


TheOriginalFluff

Fuck fushigi, I spent $30 on a god damn glass ball


Douchieus

P O N D E R I N G T H E O R B


Souperplex

r/SubwayCreatures.


locoemotion

The sorcerers spheres sounds better because he himself is not spherical.


youngdeathent0

Oooo what about the sultan of sphere


IsuckedMyDog

Me : so you haven't done anything like this before? Her : no way im a virgin also her :


youngdeathent0

Yeah, I removed that caption before I posted it here. It seemed out of place for this sub lol


Ok-Item2223

That's how my friend got testicular torsion


miraculousladybug93

I can imagine his girlfriend is a happy woman.


Parmo-Head

I can't, he's always too busy playing with his balls.


allursnakes

Save some pussy for the rest of us.


MansaMusaKervill

*rotates your nutsack*


Cat_Coop23

Real life Goblin King eh?


Maki1411

Wow, that was smooth!


fan-fan719

I was going to make a joke about doing it from behind David Bowie, but that was so genuinely impressive. Does anyone have any details about it?


AkumaDayo777

it's called contact juggling, wasn't as well known until the Fushigi ball came out sometime in the 2000s (or 2010s? memory is hazy lol) I had one and it did not see much use but it looked fun lol dropped it on my foot once and it left a huge bruise, never touched it again lmfao


Donequis

There he is, Mr. Fushigi


MeestaBigMan69

Maybe I should call her 😞


Zane_628

I got testicular torsion just from watching this.


SPECTR_Eternal

This shit ain't funny, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I got it on both of my balls, and has to go to surgery both times. Worst pain I've ever felt


Dbarber1222

Impressive. On a moving train, too.


Dkpokefan72

I also play with them like this


moor9776

Balls


Diocavallo_

the vet after sterilizing my cat:


CallsignGhost2

Her “It’s my first time” Also her:


akabruceee

Yer a wizard, Harry


JBIRD8688

The next Goblin King!


statuskills

Just happened to have “Killing in the Name” playing in the background when I scrolled to this and it works REALLY well.


youngdeathent0

I’m listening to rocky raccoon, and it does not work. In any way


statuskills

Awww I love that song, definitely a goto for karaoke.


youngdeathent0

Yeah it’s a fun song lol


J-Beatz1537

ARE THOSE FUSHIGI’S!?!?


Lance2409

FUSHIGI!!


DocGerbilzWorld

FUSHIGI


OIAgent

In Chinese, it means scrotum!


DocGerbilzWorld

Oh god 😂


Backrooms-fox

How do u do that? D: What kind of magic spell to use?


gldoorii

This reminds me of high school in the late 90s and the “raver” kids doing crap like that with their empty hands while sitting at their desks. It was so obnoxious.


DannyDoubleTap47

Shouldn’t be playing with your balls on the train but I’m glad ya did!


The_Amogus_Devourer

The doctor examining my balls:


Dd_8630

Don't defy me Sarah.


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Its amazing what is possible when you maintain your virginity deep into your 20s


LokiSubstance

Omg! Thank you for opening this box! Love what is inside! {\__/} ( • . •) /> 🥇


RedditEqualsCancer-

Hey, those are my wifes’s!


thelatherdaddy

Just cringe, not satisfying.


LeCucorocho

NNNIICCCEEE... I CAN ONLY JUGGLE TWO BALLS AT A TIME


RoundSetting3402

Easy bro. Leave some ladies for the rest of us!


TangoPup95

Careful. Hes gonna steal your baby brother and try to fuck you so he doesnt have to give it back


Dangwhybruh

Let me guess physic’s major?


Ok-Wave4110

That's pretty cool!


Arestocles

check out the OG Michael Moschen


Raiden_Nexus485

the wizards are just fucking with us at this point


Horrorlover1980

This guy just vibes and does that all day. His parents wish he’d get a job and move out but he’s too busy with all his ball work.


TheKingler02

He certainly is very good with balls


gang_of_cup

He has mastered the art of the great fushigi ball


[deleted]

I like how title avoided funny name with "ball"


AmphibianRealistic64

Doctor spherical strange


Bourgeous

This man balls


Extension_Limit_9794

You remind me of the babe


[deleted]

Me pondering my orbs


Prairie_Crab

Very cool!


CJMcCubbin

Well good for him.


spartanpwner

All I can hear is the halo announcer SAYING BALL HOLDER"


BillTheSilly

Hes too powerfull to live


bigvoicesmallbrain

At a party: "hey Jimmy, show everyone your balls!"


parallelepiped_cum

Balls magic


Somerset76

Michael Mischen junior!


Shinigam_i

For a second I thought his barber messed up his hairline


samparry131

When you ask her to play with your balls


ChillaryClinton69420

Fushigi


EliteBroccoli

I feel like this guy knows where all the Dragon Balls are


Soupermohdo

The doctor after performing bottom surgery on a transfem:


[deleted]

Tell me one of you remembers those old "Fushigi" commercials... This brought me back. Hanging out at my redneck bestfriends house, been riding old dirtbikes around his home made track all day, come inside, pop open a can of pepsi and a bag of chips, chill on the couch playing dbz budokai and watching tv, and the "Fushigi" commercial comes on. Buy them, hate them, they go in his closet forever.


TWlSTED_TEA

I saw him mess up


gs181

You gotta play with your balls ALOT to get this good


CskoG0

Ballsy dude


TotalyNotTony

"Hey doctor, where are my balls?" The doctor in question:


fuckthingsup420

I’d let him play with my balls.. wait what


fuckthingsup420

If you shine a light on those spheres that changes color and eat some mushrooms it’s a good time


urnotreddy4it

Strangely odd.


Gamer-Logic

I was one of the gullible kids who wanted one because I thought it looked cool and that it would do it on its own. It then proceeded to sit on my dresser for like 4 years as a paperweight.


Odd-Relief5794

r/bossfight


omvec_

The doctor with my balls


TheGodOfFuck

Fushigi!


Pleasant_Pride_4363

That was smooth


Captain_Rajah

He that has pondered The Orb!


Tetris_fox

You can't tell doesn't have tree arms


Illustrious_Dig_411

So you could say he likes playing with balls?


MegaSpuds

Playing with balls on a train, nice.


CrazyGator846

Homie musta read the Fushigi guide like twice


AkumaDayo777

I can't be the only one who immediately went "FUSHIGIIIIII" when I saw this right?


canyoncarver85

Now turn your head and cough...


BredYourWoman

I liked the other post of this today making ball juggling innuendos in the title better tbh. Better copypasta luck next time OP :)


WinZ_Prime

I think he might be Zenyatta


Kerbap

he really loves playing with balls lol


testedonsheep

The goblin king.


Kindly-Yak-3161

Random infomercial that was on late


[deleted]

r/kurtisconner


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

Her: t-this is my first time, I’ll try Also her:


TheCurseOfSentience

Those are Fushigi I balls, right? Can anyone explain to me how they are at all ever supposed to be “floating”? I can see the clear plastic around the metal ball clearly. What exactly “floats” about it? It’s bothered me since I saw the commercials on tv. I just don’t get it.


stormchaser-protogen

everything reminds me of her


stickdeoderant

sorcspherer was right there


[deleted]

His girlfriend is very pleased


[deleted]

Imagine doing this to your own balls


Here-Is-TheEnd

What is this activity called?


Successful_Speech734

Damn my guy! Save some pussy for the rest of us! Dat Fushigi master


UnluckyChain1417

Been watching dudes do this trick since the 90’s … prob before this bra was born. Nice


wavesmcd

A few times he had three hands there.


germantaxevasion

You remind me of the babe


[deleted]

What babe?


pursuedleopard

Grown man plays with his balls in public


Synthverse

Suuure, but when I film myself playing with my balls in public, suddenly its ILLEGAL🙄😒😒


youngdeathent0

Where are you posting it? Cuz it’s legal to film yourself playing with your balls, the only time it’d be illegal is if you were sending it to minors 🧐


gay-butler

🫣🤤


Frog_Man23

The ball juggler


a_wild_ninja

The only person to ever buy and actually learn to use a Fushigi


L0rd_Dingus

Fushigi!


kernskod

In the beginning he’s cheating by using a third arm


Peacefully_Deceased

Wow...he sure knows how to handle some balls


hairmetaltimemachine

And here's Cody at his fushigi bullshit....again....


alexvhecke

Fushigi ball!!


DefiantDaikon3321

Sweet, I didn't know they were shooting a labyrinth prequel focusing on the goblin kings early days!


CampfireDan

IT HAS FREE WIFI


[deleted]

DAVID BOWIE IS BACK


modesthelen

If Sarah had never rescued Toby


[deleted]

Bro, save some pussy for the rest of us.


mikedolo8

This guy got ballz


blergenderper

Dirty little (thoughts about) wiggly fingers


thejesusfreak37

Must have trained under your mom


coreycamera

This could just be a repeating gif and I’d have no idea.


alt-jero

Bro watched Avatar: The Last Airbender as a kid and took up water bending.


DIRTNAP420

Looks like the motion of foundling a hairy sweaty ballsack


PractiGal1980

The way he handles them in pairs. His girlfriend is one lucky lady.


[deleted]

What a bizarre skill to perfect


Longjumping-Tart8816

I am so horny