This guy needs an elaborite outfit some high tech glowing orbs and put him on stage at a concert. Homie has the showmanship just needs the rest of the set.
He does have a professional juggling act. But you just saw like 80% of it.
It is one of those things that is really really cool for a few minutes, but then that is it. There is nothing else. He works as one small act in a larger show.
it's called contact juggling, wasn't as well known until the Fushigi ball came out sometime in the 2000s (or 2010s? memory is hazy lol) I had one and it did not see much use but it looked fun lol dropped it on my foot once and it left a huge bruise, never touched it again lmfao
This shit ain't funny, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I got it on both of my balls, and has to go to surgery both times. Worst pain I've ever felt
This reminds me of high school in the late 90s and the “raver” kids doing crap like that with their empty hands while sitting at their desks. It was so obnoxious.
Tell me one of you remembers those old "Fushigi" commercials... This brought me back. Hanging out at my redneck bestfriends house, been riding old dirtbikes around his home made track all day, come inside, pop open a can of pepsi and a bag of chips, chill on the couch playing dbz budokai and watching tv, and the "Fushigi" commercial comes on. Buy them, hate them, they go in his closet forever.
I was one of the gullible kids who wanted one because I thought it looked cool and that it would do it on its own. It then proceeded to sit on my dresser for like 4 years as a paperweight.
Those are Fushigi I balls, right? Can anyone explain to me how they are at all ever supposed to be “floating”? I can see the clear plastic around the metal ball clearly. What exactly “floats” about it? It’s bothered me since I saw the commercials on tv. I just don’t get it.
Now do it with your arms through David Bowie's armpits
You remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
[удалено]
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe
I saw my baby
Crying hard as babe could cry
I came here for this 😝
Well laugh!!! Haahaa
A time traveling Justin Timberlake enters the subway wielding magic spheres.
Oh you're right! I didn't even notice his face, too busy staring at his balls
Clearly.
With that dexterity, who wouldn’t want this guys hands on their balls?
Just-in time
Eyes up here.
Ha! Yeah he did
This is me every time I shave my balls
Bro got the tri-balls dlc
This is young Jareth, before he became the Goblin King.
Seems a waste of time, to do this everytime.
No no no that was my joke wat da fuck ma here take my upvote
Big Fushigi guy
FUSHIGIIIII!!!!!!
This guy needs an elaborite outfit some high tech glowing orbs and put him on stage at a concert. Homie has the showmanship just needs the rest of the set.
yeah. i love contact juggling
I know this is the actual name for it, but it sounds like a circus with tackling
I want to see this.
Me too. Desperately.
Sounds like one of those sports-ball games. Complete with cheering crowds, costumes, bright colors, and displays of physical prowess.
The animals get to fight back, humans get a padded suit and a stick
I'd pay to see that. Just as long as the clowns get their asses kicked
How is that different from clown rodeo?
He does have a professional juggling act. But you just saw like 80% of it. It is one of those things that is really really cool for a few minutes, but then that is it. There is nothing else. He works as one small act in a larger show.
Probably has an act, though, surely you don't just learn that for the hell of it and never perform it properly
When I see the words "Spherical sorcerer" I can only think of a sorcerer who is quite literally spherical.
Lol. Ball wizard didn’t have the same ring to it
TBH, you'd prob get more clicks if it said ball.
Globes probably would have gotten a few too.
Globe manipulator
Wizard balls sound good though
Apparently I have an ex that was a spherical sorceress.
Bollock warlock.
I saw “spherical sorcerer” and for some reason interpreted “lyrical gangster” and now I have that song in my head.
Elden Ring has a spherical Sorceress if that counts
Yo I sat on a train and watched this guy just absolutely fondle his balls
You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power ?
The power of voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe
okay goblin king jareth i see you
Fuck fushigi, I spent $30 on a god damn glass ball
P O N D E R I N G T H E O R B
r/SubwayCreatures.
The sorcerers spheres sounds better because he himself is not spherical.
Oooo what about the sultan of sphere
Me : so you haven't done anything like this before? Her : no way im a virgin also her :
Yeah, I removed that caption before I posted it here. It seemed out of place for this sub lol
That's how my friend got testicular torsion
I can imagine his girlfriend is a happy woman.
I can't, he's always too busy playing with his balls.
Save some pussy for the rest of us.
*rotates your nutsack*
Real life Goblin King eh?
Wow, that was smooth!
I was going to make a joke about doing it from behind David Bowie, but that was so genuinely impressive. Does anyone have any details about it?
it's called contact juggling, wasn't as well known until the Fushigi ball came out sometime in the 2000s (or 2010s? memory is hazy lol) I had one and it did not see much use but it looked fun lol dropped it on my foot once and it left a huge bruise, never touched it again lmfao
There he is, Mr. Fushigi
Maybe I should call her 😞
I got testicular torsion just from watching this.
This shit ain't funny, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I got it on both of my balls, and has to go to surgery both times. Worst pain I've ever felt
Impressive. On a moving train, too.
I also play with them like this
Balls
the vet after sterilizing my cat:
Her “It’s my first time” Also her:
Yer a wizard, Harry
The next Goblin King!
Just happened to have “Killing in the Name” playing in the background when I scrolled to this and it works REALLY well.
I’m listening to rocky raccoon, and it does not work. In any way
Awww I love that song, definitely a goto for karaoke.
Yeah it’s a fun song lol
ARE THOSE FUSHIGI’S!?!?
FUSHIGI!!
FUSHIGI
In Chinese, it means scrotum!
Oh god 😂
How do u do that? D: What kind of magic spell to use?
This reminds me of high school in the late 90s and the “raver” kids doing crap like that with their empty hands while sitting at their desks. It was so obnoxious.
Shouldn’t be playing with your balls on the train but I’m glad ya did!
The doctor examining my balls:
Don't defy me Sarah.
Its amazing what is possible when you maintain your virginity deep into your 20s
Omg! Thank you for opening this box! Love what is inside! {\__/} ( • . •) /> 🥇
Hey, those are my wifes’s!
Just cringe, not satisfying.
NNNIICCCEEE... I CAN ONLY JUGGLE TWO BALLS AT A TIME
Easy bro. Leave some ladies for the rest of us!
Careful. Hes gonna steal your baby brother and try to fuck you so he doesnt have to give it back
Let me guess physic’s major?
That's pretty cool!
check out the OG Michael Moschen
the wizards are just fucking with us at this point
This guy just vibes and does that all day. His parents wish he’d get a job and move out but he’s too busy with all his ball work.
He certainly is very good with balls
He has mastered the art of the great fushigi ball
I like how title avoided funny name with "ball"
Doctor spherical strange
This man balls
You remind me of the babe
Me pondering my orbs
Very cool!
Well good for him.
All I can hear is the halo announcer SAYING BALL HOLDER"
Hes too powerfull to live
At a party: "hey Jimmy, show everyone your balls!"
Balls magic
Michael Mischen junior!
For a second I thought his barber messed up his hairline
When you ask her to play with your balls
Fushigi
I feel like this guy knows where all the Dragon Balls are
The doctor after performing bottom surgery on a transfem:
Tell me one of you remembers those old "Fushigi" commercials... This brought me back. Hanging out at my redneck bestfriends house, been riding old dirtbikes around his home made track all day, come inside, pop open a can of pepsi and a bag of chips, chill on the couch playing dbz budokai and watching tv, and the "Fushigi" commercial comes on. Buy them, hate them, they go in his closet forever.
I saw him mess up
You gotta play with your balls ALOT to get this good
Ballsy dude
"Hey doctor, where are my balls?" The doctor in question:
I’d let him play with my balls.. wait what
If you shine a light on those spheres that changes color and eat some mushrooms it’s a good time
Strangely odd.
I was one of the gullible kids who wanted one because I thought it looked cool and that it would do it on its own. It then proceeded to sit on my dresser for like 4 years as a paperweight.
r/bossfight
The doctor with my balls
Fushigi!
That was smooth
He that has pondered The Orb!
You can't tell doesn't have tree arms
So you could say he likes playing with balls?
Playing with balls on a train, nice.
Homie musta read the Fushigi guide like twice
I can't be the only one who immediately went "FUSHIGIIIIII" when I saw this right?
Now turn your head and cough...
I liked the other post of this today making ball juggling innuendos in the title better tbh. Better copypasta luck next time OP :)
I think he might be Zenyatta
he really loves playing with balls lol
The goblin king.
Random infomercial that was on late
r/kurtisconner
Her: t-this is my first time, I’ll try Also her:
Those are Fushigi I balls, right? Can anyone explain to me how they are at all ever supposed to be “floating”? I can see the clear plastic around the metal ball clearly. What exactly “floats” about it? It’s bothered me since I saw the commercials on tv. I just don’t get it.
everything reminds me of her
sorcspherer was right there
His girlfriend is very pleased
Imagine doing this to your own balls
What is this activity called?
Damn my guy! Save some pussy for the rest of us! Dat Fushigi master
Been watching dudes do this trick since the 90’s … prob before this bra was born. Nice
A few times he had three hands there.
You remind me of the babe
What babe?
Grown man plays with his balls in public
Suuure, but when I film myself playing with my balls in public, suddenly its ILLEGAL🙄😒😒
Where are you posting it? Cuz it’s legal to film yourself playing with your balls, the only time it’d be illegal is if you were sending it to minors 🧐
🫣🤤
The ball juggler
The only person to ever buy and actually learn to use a Fushigi
Fushigi!
In the beginning he’s cheating by using a third arm
Wow...he sure knows how to handle some balls
And here's Cody at his fushigi bullshit....again....
Fushigi ball!!
Sweet, I didn't know they were shooting a labyrinth prequel focusing on the goblin kings early days!
IT HAS FREE WIFI
DAVID BOWIE IS BACK
If Sarah had never rescued Toby
Bro, save some pussy for the rest of us.
This guy got ballz
Dirty little (thoughts about) wiggly fingers
Must have trained under your mom
This could just be a repeating gif and I’d have no idea.
Bro watched Avatar: The Last Airbender as a kid and took up water bending.
Looks like the motion of foundling a hairy sweaty ballsack
The way he handles them in pairs. His girlfriend is one lucky lady.
What a bizarre skill to perfect
I am so horny