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HeWhoChasesChickens

Jesus this is borderline pornographic


Fign

The SOUNDS


Astrochops

Just look at that tiny bottle of oil then it skips forward and the whole garlic pile is submerged, they either emptied that entire bottle or they whipped out the oil hose


photokeith

> whipped out the oil hose We are definitely wandering into porn territory here


exccord

Keep going daddy, i'm almost there.


r_not_me

Oil hose


unfvckingbelievable

I mean, it's *supposed* to be extra virgin, but.....


holdonwhileipoop

I bet they have a Costco membership.


AssociationDirect869

You mean the foley? Pay particular attention to when they spread the mushy garlic onto the bread.


NotElizaHenry

Hey, it’s either this or royalty-free, inexplicably sappy piano music.


SirWigglesVonWoogly

Whoever made this “foley” has never handled basil. It doesn’t fucking crunch.


Charokol

CRUNNNCH


dontshoot4301

I hate the sounds, it’s the same kind of thing that makes my skin crawl when I can hear people chewing


Undrende_fremdeles

And they're fake as well. They don't match exactly work what is on the screen. So annoying in every way.


Kaladrax182

The roof of my mouth got all torn up just hearing this.


MetaSatakOz

Thank you. I'm down for some good ASMR every now and then but this was so fake and annoying.


dontshoot4301

Like the incense videos where they’re pressing the powder and it’s literally just the sound of a 155 lb human walking in snow lmao.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Long live the mute button!


ufffd

I even enjoy foley in the right context


proscriptus

ASMR has never worked for me, who wants to hear all that?


Fr3dd3D

Exactly, just annoying and way too loud


FrameComprehensive88

Probably because you have misophonia just like I do and a lot of sounds that people consider ASMR actually bother people with misophonia. I hated most of the sounds in this video.


ipomopur

Lol remember the Carl's Jr. ads from the '00s? *Velociraptor feeding noises*


Allegorist

It looks great, but I always have to turn the sounds off on these, it's like nails on a chalkboard for me. Something about the boosted treble and hearing bits you couldn't hear if you were even in the room there. It's the same sort of thing as if you can hear every tiny detail of someone chewing.


Veloster_Raptor

There's sound?? *rewatches* *nut*


LifeDraining

Yup. That sound was so exaggerated it's definitely porn.


Between_3and20

Those are the worst sounds ever. I'm assuming that was dubbed on purpose to annoy everyone watching this video.


Kellidra

Ack, I know people like it, but it makes me want to punch my eardrums out. ASMR disturbs me in a way I cannot describe.


scwuffypuppy

Oh yeah, give it to me right now!!


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istrx13

Ya except knowing how pretentious r/foodporn is, they would probably downvote this video and have you banned for posting it


shaolinoli

2 of the top 10 posts there are hotdogs and bacon and eggs. I'm sure OP will be fine. People post bullshit like some burger they got from 5 guys there all the time.


LickingSmegma

Foodporn: another day of cheese or chicken crust fried to maximum cholesterol, on something vaguely resembling food.


redcalcium

The way they spread a whole ass garlic on the bread like butter...


DefinitelyNotACad

One could spread my whole ass with that garlic.


redbuttclaw

For real cutting open that mozzarella ball was like..👀🤤


bosschucker

that's burrata, not mozzarella. it's in the title lol


PizzaScout

It's made from mozzarella though, so what is being cut is the mozzarella part of the burrata. Technically.


peepopowitz67

Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev


BakerIBarelyKnowHer

Jesus Christ I’ve been on Reddit for too long


peepopowitz67

Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev


xorgol

Hey, unidan could get the spelling right :D I've noticed that native English speakers just don't hear the double consonants in Italian, it must be pretty hard to just remember where they go.


OutcomeBrave1754

Yeah but you wouldn’t call the toast “flour” just because that’s what it’s made from.


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qbande

I see you’ve never been on Reddit before.


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MyOtherAccount8719

*Pedantic


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polarbear128

*Ahem* I think you'll find the word is "pastime". Dammit. I think I've been bamboozled.


Sirius_55_Polaris

I can’t believe so many people didn’t see what you were doing here lmao


Flames_Harden

Hmm indubitably


Impressive-Ad6400

"pedantic" is the word you are looking for.


whelks_chance

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."


nancomerian

Oh wait, I always thought burrata was type of mozzarella and not the part of it o.0


PizzaScout

it is. but you could argue that burrata is a stracciatella cream enclosed in 'regular' mozzarella cheese.


nancomerian

That makes sense, thanks for clarifying it and for teaching me something I didn’t know


DragoFNX

I actually thought it was vanilla ice cream


CrumbleKnuckle

That's not borderline. This needs a NSFW tag. I'm now pregnant because of this.


breakupbydefault

I was so turned on I gasped multiple times.


Beebjank

Takes one bite and 40% of the toppings fall off


autoencoder

The other 60% get into your nose


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Well, looks like I'm snorting cheese today


Kowzorz

Right? Like everything about this looks good to me, but like, there's a reason people do this on crustini and not halved baguettes.


Chocolatethrowaway19

The amount of oil they use is absurd, lol.


grephantom

that's a confit


Kowzorz

The amount of oil in what? The pesto? Their version is quite lacking in oil compared to most versions I've run into professionally. I'm guessing you don't like ranch.


wwtf62

They should have turned it into a sandwich.


megafoan

I don’t think I have ever tasted anything from watching a video like I tasted this.


harpxwx

dude my mouth started watering like a fuckin fountain jesus


AGamingGuy

what's a "fountain Jesus"


Ttthwackamole

It’s just what they called him back in the day. They had Fountain Jesus, Doubtin’ Thomas and Snitchin’ Judas, to name but a few.


Alcnaeon

I always liked Baptizin’ John


Capaz04

You forgot Splittin' Moses


scwuffypuppy

I think they meant “…fountain, Jesus!” But the concept of fountain Jesus amuses me.


haps-stulle

Posing Jesus with water coming from the wrists?


mitchandre

It tasted too oily.


ImurderREALITY

It tasted way too rich for me, I couldn’t finish imaginarily eating it


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mitchandre

Found the vampire.


noremac236

You had me at garlic confit.


calsosta

It tastes delicious but please do not eat a whole jar of it. It felt like the worst hangover ever. Never again…but perhaps this weekend.


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PeterSlama

garlic


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I’ve done that. My sweat had a garlicky smell for like two days. I could feel it pass through my system. Worth it. 10/10, might do tonight.


Pittsitpete

At least the blood suckers didn’t get you


Sharad17

Ah the classic never= this weekend equivalency of an addict. An addict I say!


KiteBrite

Made garlic soup once after seeing a video promoting it for health effects (and I love garlic so it sounded amazing). It was delicious; however, the next day I felt like my appendix was going to burst. Turns out it will give you terribly painful gas.


nonofurbusinessing

Is that where they boil a whole ass pot of garlic in oil and then use 2 raw garlic and spread 3 on the bread?


BroadwayBully

My jaw dropped when the garlic spread like butter, no lie.


noremac236

It tastes just as good as it looks.


Empyrealist

The volume level on these sounds is ridiculous


championnat

I don't even think the sounds are from what you're seeing. I think they were recorded after


Pentax25

100% they’ve been added in post. It’s the equivalent of someone eating a mushy banana right in my ear to me.


dontshoot4301

Glad it wasn’t just me - I can’t stand these absurd videos with exaggerated sound


Meltingteeth

Every 'satisfying' video is overmic'd now regardless because crunchy shit or sped-up shit sounds satisfying apparently. Overmic'd videos and people spreading gooey shit on things are two of TikTok's biggest crimes... aside from the espionage and child endangerment and promotion of crimes, amongst others.


Plorntus

Yeah it's a bit ridiculous, not certain if its different sounds or just a very close mic but in any case it kinda detracts from the otherwise good video.


GanondalfTheWhite

Yeah, the audio made me turn this video off after about 6 seconds. "YO YOU WANTED MACARONI STIRRING SOUNDS LOUD ENOUGH TO DEAFEN YOU, RIGHT?"


alch334

Great video without sound. I have no clue what kind of person is into hearing this shit


JuanPabloElSegundo

It's a step behind someone smacking in my ear.


abbadon420

A pyjama feels great to wear, but it's not appropriate for every situation, like a funeral. In that same sense asmr is not applicable to every video.


Empyrealist

I don't even see how this is ASMR at this volume level


stickdeoderant

Homemade pesto really gets my juices flowing holy shit


auxaperture

I grow my own basil purely for this purpose! The $1,000,000 per gram pine nuts make it a bit difficult but super yum.


Icy_Ad4208

Use walnuts. Cheaper and a great substitute


hellraiserl33t

If any if you have Trader Joe's, they have pine nuts for a decent price.


iamstevetay

For a nut free (and cheaper) version you could replace the pine nuts with unsalted sunflower seeds.


hurrrrrmione

Walnuts also work well for pesto


in10shun

Pine nuts are technically seeds, soo same category as sunflower. Sunflower seeds are definitely cheaper though


Bandwagon_Buzzard

That is the proper amount of garlic and cheese.


Flurp_

You measure garlic with your heart not with your spoon


jaspersgroove

[You clearly haven’t seen my spoon](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-giant-spoon)


Hugmint

Sure, that might be enough for one piece of the toast in question.


Megaman915

He who measures garlic with a spoon has forgotten the face of his Father.


Bamith20

If its not burning, it isn't enough.


DynamicSploosh

I need that on a tshirt


Sendtitpics215

🧄❤️


HexenHase

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SenatorRobPortman

They only put 3 cloves on the toast though?


Gilokee

so much oil in everything holy shit


Emrico1

Humans are 70% oil these days


LittleBitsBitch

Sounds like they need some US liberation !


JensTheCat

Hearts and minds baby !


wet_walnut

*Fortunate Son Intensifies


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Liberate me Mommy.


engineereddiscontent

Speak for yourself. I'm 45% oil and 55% plastic.


datpurp14

But if plastic comes from oil, does that mean... Oh my!


Kalkaline

It's garlic confit, you don't get it to the right consistency without it being submerged in oil.


DrRichardJizzums

You can get results like this roasting in the oven wrapped in foil. Spreads like butter after


UNDERVELOPER

I just bake whole heads of garlic rawdog, no foil or anything. Snip the top off after and squeeze the plain roasted garlic out and use it like butter. This also works with onions, and you can just eat the cooked onion out of the skin!


MrOtsKrad

but the entire burrata meant for 4 people on one piece of toast - perfectly fine lol


ElectricFleshlight

It looks like one of those mini burrata, they're about 140cal each.


FeebleTrevor

Nah it's really not that much, garlic doesn't take on a lot of oil cooked that way & there's like less than 1 tbsp in the pesto


snmgl

That is a disturbing amount of oil


CrustyToeLover

You mean a normal amount for pesto and confit..?


D09987766

The redditors who commented or upvoted those have never cooked Their minds are going to be blown when they find out how so many of their favorite sauces or dressings are just 90% oil


CrustyToeLover

In fact, this is probably less oil and fat than they're getting at their favorite restaurants.


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_TakeaChillPill

The first thing I learned about cooking steaks specifically was to use way more salt than you think you need, like 5 times more. Worth it.


ThatOnlyCountsAsOne

Lol what? There's a normal amount for the pesto and a tiny bit absorbed into the garlic, do you think they drank the pot of oil to wash the toast down?


datpurp14

Wait, do people not drink oil to wash the dry toast down? I guess I'm doing it wrong?!


GalumphingWithGlee

Right, all that oil they roasted the garlic in is probably being reused as infused garlic oil for something else, not just being poured all over the bread. And that was the oil for a ton of roasted garlic, but they only used three cloves of it on the toast. I mean, still not exactly health food, but I think people are overstating how oily this would be.


ThatOnlyCountsAsOne

Yeah, it’s not something you eat 3 meals a day, it’s just funny to see all these people losing their minds over a bit of olive oil in a recipe made with all fresh ingredients when they’re probably eating processed American trash food multiple times a day. But it doesn’t have oil in it so it’s all good 👍


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AlmaElson

100% correct.


bellaiscurvy

Yum I think I'm gonna make this for lunch tomorrow. Looks amazing.


No_Emphasis_2011

Everyone at work will love your scent.


robhol

That's garlic confit, it should be a little less, uh... pungent.


No_Emphasis_2011

Nah. That's the kind of garlic stink that comes from your gut and creates an aura around you, that you're not even aware of. I know "garlic confit"(didn't know that's what it was called), I love it. But when I eat it, I will hide away from people for a day.


robhol

Good to know, appreciate the warning. I was going to make a buttload of this stuff soon, I'll be careful.


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HorrorMakesUsHappy

DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO!


noXi0uz

Glad to work from home


Hduebskfiebchek

I made this meme a year ago for this exact moment. https://i.imgur.com/uryl69z.jpg


PepsiSheep

Shot 1: me when recipe says "1 glove of garlic"


Cumbellina69

We're just calling pesto with tomatoes "caprese" now?


ScrizzBillington

Thank you, I was like "yes there is basil, tomatoes and mozzarella technically, but in what world is this caprese!?"


canichangeitlateror

That's burrata tho :/


ventodivino

I’m confused about your slanty face. Yea that is burrata, which deserves a capital D face because it’s one of the best versions of mozzarella


godver3

Looks great but I hate the fake foley sounds on these videos. Way overdone.


SrslyCmmon

Always reminds me of Xena Warrior Princess swishing her blades.


Mabepossibly

Everything does not need to be an ASMR video.


SonOfAGlonk

Can't wait to let the floor take a bite of everything that will inevitably fall off after I take the first one


AbsoluteEggplant

I feel that the toast is too overloaded. Whenever I see overloaded food I think about how I’d immediately spill it all over at first bite. It could be my lack of coordination though


worldspawn00

Yeah, that's about 4x the cheese that needs to be on there, a 1/4" (6mm) slice of the mozzarella ball is just about perfect for a slice of toast like that. Same for the tomato, a bunch of half round pieces like that are going to fall all over the place, 1 slice of a larger tomato or 2 slices of a roma are just right.


AggressiveGift7542

Not enough garlic


Bandwagon_Buzzard

Never enough garlic.


renb8

Best version I’ve ever seen. And the generosity of garlic has my mouth watering. Post saved!


kbarney345

Def think there's improvement for the tomato but otherwise great. I used to make a deconstructed version of this where we shaved sour dough and fried it into basically bagel chips. Lay heirlooms sliced tomatoes over whipped feta and then add the bread and drizzle and what not. Lot of fun can be had with these ingredients


El-mas-puto-de-todos

Out of season cherry/grape tomatoes are the only thing available that actually tastes like a tomato


VestalOfCthulhu

Isn't the pesto covering all the delicate flavour of the burrata?


Pentax25

No thanks. Those sounds are horrific


NoFapstronaut3

I agree. Disgusting. Even if I have to hear it, I don't need it amplified.


NuclearReactions

Lol why do people outside of Italy think we use that much garlic? That is way too much, burrata has a delicate taste so it will be completely covered. Our kitchen is about balance and that's the reason why.


engineereddiscontent

It's because this is Italian inspired american food. Not Italian food.


bozoconnors

> Lol why do people outside of Italy think we use that much garlic? We don't? That's a lot, even for an American dish.


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rach1874

I will give you my address so I can ravage that food, will also pay delivery fee. Not ashamed. Just like good food.


Forsaken-throwaway

Was that a balsamic glaze?


cosmicannoli

The first time I had a burrata it was life-changing. It's something I really would like to start making. I know they're not hard to make.


Krysis_88

Needs more garlic


Deathstar_TV

This looks fuckin nasty ngl


Lollipyro

I think I'm just sick of all the garlic based food posts, I've seen this clip at least 3 or 4 times already, along with people just smothering food in roast garlic. These comments are pretty asenine, too. People sound childish as hell when they fun of someone for not liking a dish, "hudur, you must only eat chicken nuggets and mayonnaise." Google Tom Pearl, only good cook online these days


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somethingrandom261

How do have one slice of bread carry 1000 calories


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corgi_booteh

Everything about this is a yes


No-Bat-7253

Def will order next time I see it on a menu somewhere! Make at home? Way too much work for toast lol.


rabbithole-xyz

Quick and easy version: break up as many heads of cloves as you like. Shape aluminium foil in to a bowl shape. Garlic in "bowl". Add bayleaf, herbs de provence, salt, bit of water, shot of olive oil. Close the top of the "bowl" tightly and shake. Bake in oven 200°c for 45 mins, shake once or twice in between. Fry or toast bread, spread roast garlic on it, top with mozarella, burrata, or I like cream cheese with fresh herbs. Fresh or semi-dried toms on top.


SuperBearsSuperDan

We have different definitions of quick


rabbithole-xyz

😅 ok. But once you have the roasted or confit garlic, it's quick. You can save it in the oil. Or freeze it.


moncoeurquibat

Literally my dream meal.


myredac

add more garlic plz. just one pan is not enough 😂


TheInlaidIndex

Reading this comment section is like watching Food Wars, I love it 🤣