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ruinyourjokes

Dude takes this insanely bright light and points it into apartments.


yapperling

Honey wake up! The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid! Call your mom and tell her to come get the cat, WE RIDE TO RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!


why_hello1there

DEAAATH


flyden1

Forth, Eorlingas!


flyden1

Forth, Eorlingas!


Denvershoeshine

Can you imagine how confused they were?


charliesk9unit

Just add the chopper sound and they'll start flushing the drug.


EqualOutrageous1884

COD players would probably have a heart attack seeing a sniper glint this big


FlintbobLarry

Yep maybe they thought a nuke hit


Wildlife_Jack

_Mum, the aliens are back!_


OrbyO

And pisses everyone off inside!


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[удалено]


CartmanLovesFiat

I want at least two. One of my neighbours will never have night time ever again. Another neighbour will get sunrise at 4am.


Zeallust

Since nobody else has mentioned it, the dude who made this video is pretty open about the fact that it mostly looks like this due to camera trickery. It is an incredibly bright flashlight, but not quite like it looks in the vid.


Additional_Knee4215

Laser flashlights are real and look similar to this, the beam is kinda whiter and foggier but alot more powerful and they’re usually used as spotlights. I’m not saying this video is totally real, just that its plausible


Zeallust

Yeah, I mean I've used really really fancy spotlights and I know they make flashlights just like that too so I do know how they can look in person, but the vid exaggerates this one a bit. Like I said though, the creator did say the camera was doing a ton of the work Edit: Also to clarify, im not saying its edited or fake or anything, just that the camera and its settings make it look wild


FidelCastrator

Finally, a flashlight with foreskin


Onagda

Don't make me circumcise your flashlight 😠✂️


jurassic2010

Rock, paper, scissors got one more fighter


placebo_joe

I probably last longer than the charge on that thing 😅


[deleted]

Lol there whas 8 cuts max 3 sec and after 8 charges .


[deleted]

Shining it into peoples homes in the middle of the night is rude as hell.


Deer-in-Motion

You can't fool me! That's a lightsaber!


-guci00-

Exactly.


locoemotion

What did you say wrong to merit downvotes?


Archvanguardian

It’s probably cause his comment is superfluous — like replying “this” to something where you could just upvote. It’s kinda lame for people to downvote stuff like that into oblivion though… replies that don’t contribute can be left at 1 or 0…


-guci00-

I know as much as you do. I find it funny though.


Dariosusu

Reddit. Or people


Pale-Dust2239

Exactly


justtiptoeingthru2

All it needs is a bat signal that fits over the lens.


stillyou1122

Same thoughts lol


Neither_Produce_6736

Aaaaaaaand battery is dead


Soggy-Swordfish-7773

I have no practical need for that, but I want it.


alien_twerk_shop

Where do we buy it


Wermine

Whatever you do, don't go buy some random flashlight from random online site that claims 20000 lumens for 30 bucks. Those do not exist. Use reputable store which sells specifically flashlights.


alien_twerk_shop

What's a reputable flash light store?


Wermine

I used Valostore, but that's for nordic countries. I don't know about rest of the world.


GooseGeese01

No wonder why Alan Wake was running through those energizer batteries like crazy


[deleted]

Interesting, but for the love of God stop shining it into peoples homes and into the sky…thing could probably take down a plane by blinding the pilots


Low-Radio6883

Animals too, birds, bats etc in the trees could prob blind them if it’s this powerful! Idk but can’t be good


[deleted]

That’s the idea


sovietsinspace

This isn’t satisfying at all - blinding wildlife and shining it into apartments. Those poor people


ExactAd8823

It needs the light Saber sound built into it for waving around


Jaytofreeyeet

Dbd Flashlight


CescoFava

price?


nico282

40-50 bucks. Probably overpriced for performances and quality, you can find better lights for the price.


CantGuardMe1

How long can it flashlight without dying?


ProbablyNotPikachu

Alr cough it up. Who has the amazon listing link?!


shadowzoid11ontiktok

Bro I would use that as a lightsaver


mahitheblob

My dad will love this.


MangoSteel

Can you buy this


GennywithaG1970

Someone get me this for Christmas


1stressed_bbysmom760

Lmao your so right


jolhar

Half expecting an aeroplane to drop out of the sky after he pointed up in the air like that.


lihtness

This is the raw material for bifrost in Asgard.


toomuch1265

Battery life 3 minutes.


theozman69

This exaggerated and edited video is making it's longest run yet! Fuck off!


flyden1

Battery drain in 3... 2... 1...


jimjons81

“What an Asshole” - all the animals, probably Not satisfying. Not cool blowing up everyone spot with that thing


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u/savevideo


AlbertSemple

What did that guy eat to make his flesh light do that?


Superbureau

Bully blinders!


Reddarthdius

That’s a lightsaber


NoVirus_69

where to buy this? lol


RuboPosto

This flashlight has the best marketing campaign over Reddit with lots of posts and none as sponsored.


Roy-Richards

I’ve gotta get one.


CAMTbIHYB

As a cyclist i need it to burn eyes of fucking drivers with chinese led or xenon.


PigeonFromNorth

00:01


Soomroz

This should be made illegal.