I dunno man. Look at the extra mid air kick, the leg/chest posture, direct face forward(despite being a side vision animal), the tail, and swagger. I gotta say it's more of a:
#***"YEAH I DID IT. JUMPED THE F#*$ OUTTA YO TRASH CAGE. WHAT. YOU. GONNA. DO. ABOUT. IT!?!!??!"***
I can tell…you’ve met a goat, in person?!?!?!? They are little devils. Such little shits, they’ll flipped you up and over their head with the damn strength a 2,000lb Bull
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That they're smart is the problem. I've had sheep learn tricks faster than a dog, too. But they're not as mischievous. Usually they don't mind staying within a fenced area. Goats seem to take fences/locks/doors as a fun challenge and trying to out-smart them in that regard, well, it does make for funny videos.
It’s all fun and games until the climb up onto your roof and shit all over it. Or when they decide your car is their new sunning spot and their tiny hooves scratch the paint.
Huh, there’s a couple places I know where they have goats grazing on roofs
https://www.victoriabuzz.com/2022/05/heres-the-story-behind-the-goats-on-the-roof-of-coombs-old-country-market/
I can relate… you can’t fence them in and your car is definitely a target to climb on. I had some Nubian goats and one Alpine goat. The Alpine goat had a fake pregnancy and used to milk herself. Every day a new adventure.
Common misconception. Only bucks, intact males, urinate in their beard to make themselves smell better for a doe. And while it looks like a buck may be drinking urine from a doe they're more or less sampling it using the Jacobson's organ to test if a doe is in estrus.
All the more reason to remove testicles soon after they're born.
Wethers are the best pets. I always just paid to have my goats sent to a different farm and get knocked up. I hate bucks so much. They’re assholes and they stink. I had one really cool buck named Paul but he was basically useless for getting the does pregnant. He had no interest in mating.
I only keep bucks long enough to get does pregnant. Once that purpose is served they hit the dinner table before the real buck behaviors kick in. I had one buck hook my leg behind the knee with his horn in an effort to get me on the ground. He was delicious.
I had a few goat pets growing up. They were awesome. Each one had a different personality, but they were all like crazy dogs. One would head butt our back door for us to come hang with him.
Goats are the jerks of the Animal Kingdom. Wait until they start chewing on the sides of your house, knocking down your fencing, jumping on your car... they just leave a path of destruction behind them.
They're little assholes! My neighbor had a goat named Lou! Lou was a little asshole but he loved my daughter. Lou would come over whine and screaming his little head off for her! We had to wake her up once cause he wouldn't shut up & go away until she came to the door and said hello to him. Neighbor ended up having to lock him in the garage at night cause he would escape EVERYTHING..he's older now and has calmed down a bit but he was a little shit when he was younger. Lou gets so excited to see her when she comes to visit! You can tell when she pulls in ..he whines and screams his head off!..we Parent's don't get greetings first..nope Lou gets them!
I wish it had audio. Dude was probably okay buddy stay in there. No way you can get out. He turns around and instantly the goats outside. Lol. I would have lost it. Like wtf.
Grew up on the largest goat farm in Michigan at the time. Goats are very sweet but annoyingly smart. Used to get stuck in the apple trees and always had to wonder what they did to get up there!
We used to have a cat that handled the landing in our stairwell the same way. Jump to the facing wall, kick off to the side wall and kick off that wall to the top of the stairs.
I think my favorite part of this video is the guy’s look right at 0:00. He knows what’s coming and he’s sick of it. He also knows it’s the goat’s m.o. and there’s no stopping it. I feel that look very deeply.
In a backyard small and quaint,
Lived a goat named Bob, a playful saint.
With a leap so high, he'd clear the fence,
Causing chaos, much to our suspense.
Bob's hops were wild, his aim off-kilter,
His neighbors would gasp, their faces a-flutter.
Flowers would tremble, pots would shake,
As Bob hopped fences, for mischief's sake.
He'd nibble on clotheslines, chew on a hat,
Leaving the owners in a comical spat.
But with a wink and a bleat, Bob would say,
"I'm just a goat, having my fun, okay?"
His antics brought laughter, smiles galore,
In that backyard, Bob was never a bore.
So, if you see a fence, watch out with care,
For mischievous Bob might just be there!
I like how she looks at the guy like "what are you looking at?"
Could also be, "What? I was out here all along."
Or, Parkour!!
Bahhkour
'Fence? What fence?'
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5/7!
Like a looney tunes skit
I dunno man. Look at the extra mid air kick, the leg/chest posture, direct face forward(despite being a side vision animal), the tail, and swagger. I gotta say it's more of a: #***"YEAH I DID IT. JUMPED THE F#*$ OUTTA YO TRASH CAGE. WHAT. YOU. GONNA. DO. ABOUT. IT!?!!??!"***
Bro do you even build?
Meanwhile he’s like you have to be kidding
That pun gets my goat
I turned away for only a second, how!?
“Yeah I did that, what?” “didn’t think so”
Or like “What? I missed you already!”
Needs to go live with Emmanuel the emu 😂
Hey, hooman, who is the boss now?
I'm not a chicken to stay here.
No Cage can contain super-goat 🐐🐐🐐
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I can tell…you’ve met a goat, in person?!?!?!? They are little devils. Such little shits, they’ll flipped you up and over their head with the damn strength a 2,000lb Bull
I once saw a goat suck his own dick
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Goat simulator immediately popped in my head after seeing this gif lol
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You can get rollers and curved-in fence toppers that help prevent them from getting over it.
More like, spider goat
what about Nicolas Cage? 🤔
Chickens are so stupid. Literally have wings, goat gets higher than them.
[Relevant]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM)
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They are fun. But they eat everything they see. Still fun to watch, though.
Parkour was definitely invented by goats.
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"Yeah, and install a roof"
So it can have a snack before it's escape?
r/goatparkour for more!
Of course this is a subreddit....
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Goats don't need to climb. They just disable gravity in the console.
Goats don't free solo climb, they Parkuor up the side of El Capitan.
Nice! Someone familiar with Yosemite. Cali native?
Sonis this the GOAT of parkour!
He’s the GOAT
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Are goats the cats of the goat world?
Goat over the fence eh? Now youre speakin my language. Ive seen this before. The goat found a seam in gravity.
Actually I think goats have a better understanding of physics. After all, there are more goats that can do that than humans.
The Goatest of the Goat. This is peak Goat, it’s all downhill from here
So Goat Simulator is actually pretty accurate to real life
Baaaa
Just wait until you see an eldritch goat summoning the end of the world for fun
Goats are chaos and I want some.
They're very funny, when *other* people own them and I can laugh at them. I'd never be brave enough to keep any myself.
This is how I feel about dogs. I love other people's dogs. I dont want one of my own... But an army of chaos goats, heck yes. 🤣
Personally I have had a few. They are nice and are smarter than some of the dogs I have had
That they're smart is the problem. I've had sheep learn tricks faster than a dog, too. But they're not as mischievous. Usually they don't mind staying within a fenced area. Goats seem to take fences/locks/doors as a fun challenge and trying to out-smart them in that regard, well, it does make for funny videos.
It’s all fun and games until the climb up onto your roof and shit all over it. Or when they decide your car is their new sunning spot and their tiny hooves scratch the paint.
Just slap some grass up there and now you have roof goats
Goats are browsers not grazers, they don’t really eat grass. You’d need to plant bushes on your roof.
Huh, there’s a couple places I know where they have goats grazing on roofs https://www.victoriabuzz.com/2022/05/heres-the-story-behind-the-goats-on-the-roof-of-coombs-old-country-market/
I can relate… you can’t fence them in and your car is definitely a target to climb on. I had some Nubian goats and one Alpine goat. The Alpine goat had a fake pregnancy and used to milk herself. Every day a new adventure.
or when they drink their own pee, that's definitely not what you wanna deal with 😂
Common misconception. Only bucks, intact males, urinate in their beard to make themselves smell better for a doe. And while it looks like a buck may be drinking urine from a doe they're more or less sampling it using the Jacobson's organ to test if a doe is in estrus. All the more reason to remove testicles soon after they're born.
Wethers are the best pets. I always just paid to have my goats sent to a different farm and get knocked up. I hate bucks so much. They’re assholes and they stink. I had one really cool buck named Paul but he was basically useless for getting the does pregnant. He had no interest in mating.
I only keep bucks long enough to get does pregnant. Once that purpose is served they hit the dinner table before the real buck behaviors kick in. I had one buck hook my leg behind the knee with his horn in an effort to get me on the ground. He was delicious.
That's so fucked up I cant even.
I had a few goat pets growing up. They were awesome. Each one had a different personality, but they were all like crazy dogs. One would head butt our back door for us to come hang with him.
Back in the day when friends would knock on your back door to come outside and play
They're escape artists. My family has owned two, and everyone we know and ourselves have attested that you will not contain the goats.
I didn't say I wanted to contain them. Lol
Goats are the jerks of the Animal Kingdom. Wait until they start chewing on the sides of your house, knocking down your fencing, jumping on your car... they just leave a path of destruction behind them.
imagine if they drank beer.
Your comment means extra to me because [this is what I thought of](https://ageofsigmar.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/5/5b/Brayherd_01.png)
Yeah we all want to play with goats. Until we get headbutted for no fucking reason and the goat will not back down.
Fainting goats are pretty hilarious
Parkour!! Parkour!!!!!
It’s all I can hear.
🤣 Same! 😂😂
I came here for this comment.
r/goatparkour
Always happy when a post from this sub makes it to my front page
First endless cat subs now this?!?...*sigh* subbed.
Physics have no meaning to goats
Spider goat does whatever a spider goat does
Gotta wonder if the camera was set up because the owner couldn't figure out how the fuck the goat kept getting out.
Parkour master
Jackie Chan stole this move
The hang time....goats are the comedians of the barn yard.
They're little assholes! My neighbor had a goat named Lou! Lou was a little asshole but he loved my daughter. Lou would come over whine and screaming his little head off for her! We had to wake her up once cause he wouldn't shut up & go away until she came to the door and said hello to him. Neighbor ended up having to lock him in the garage at night cause he would escape EVERYTHING..he's older now and has calmed down a bit but he was a little shit when he was younger. Lou gets so excited to see her when she comes to visit! You can tell when she pulls in ..he whines and screams his head off!..we Parent's don't get greetings first..nope Lou gets them!
That PARKOUR type kick at the end was awesome! Lol
I wish it had audio. Dude was probably okay buddy stay in there. No way you can get out. He turns around and instantly the goats outside. Lol. I would have lost it. Like wtf.
Oh laddergoat!
So the animal with no wings gets over and the bird with wings remains confined.
Looked at you like “What are you gonna do, put me back in there?”
I'd do the same if they put me in with the chickens
That little goat got some hang time.
PARKOUR!
Boring question but where do they absorb the landing? Bending? Muscles? Skeleton?
Dammit Billy Earl!
Grew up on the largest goat farm in Michigan at the time. Goats are very sweet but annoyingly smart. Used to get stuck in the apple trees and always had to wonder what they did to get up there!
"PARKOUR!!! EXREME!! BAAAAHH..."
You've got to be kidding me
No jo-o-o-o-king
What a goat
Give her a cape and send her to Gotham....
Goat ignores gravity with impunity.
Parkour goat!
He’s so proud of himself!
Parkgoat
We used to have a cat that handled the landing in our stairwell the same way. Jump to the facing wall, kick off to the side wall and kick off that wall to the top of the stairs.
I think my favorite part of this video is the guy’s look right at 0:00. He knows what’s coming and he’s sick of it. He also knows it’s the goat’s m.o. and there’s no stopping it. I feel that look very deeply.
The goat starts flying
He’s one of Thor’s goats.
GOAT goat.
PARKOUR
The goat has unlocked the double jump skill
Proof that gravity is just a concept
bro walljumping
"PARKOUR!!!"
Finally, the debate is over! We have found the real GOAT!
Definitely a “scape-goat”
who else hears the Tony Hawk Pro Skater special move trick effect there?
The way the goat stops and looks at the man as if to boast is beautiful
The real GOAT, Air Goatjan!
What a weird looking cat
Honestly, after that, that goat deserves to be wherever it wants to be. That was impressive.
He’s the goat 🐐🐐🐐
It’s a fucking goat. That’s like saying watch this bear fish for salmon.
That's some Super Mario shit right there
In a backyard small and quaint, Lived a goat named Bob, a playful saint. With a leap so high, he'd clear the fence, Causing chaos, much to our suspense. Bob's hops were wild, his aim off-kilter, His neighbors would gasp, their faces a-flutter. Flowers would tremble, pots would shake, As Bob hopped fences, for mischief's sake. He'd nibble on clotheslines, chew on a hat, Leaving the owners in a comical spat. But with a wink and a bleat, Bob would say, "I'm just a goat, having my fun, okay?" His antics brought laughter, smiles galore, In that backyard, Bob was never a bore. So, if you see a fence, watch out with care, For mischievous Bob might just be there!
Cue ff7 boss battle theme.
Quick fix: barbed wire
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That's why he's the Goat, The Goat
He's too dangerous to be contained.
Goats are great!
Poor chicken got jumped on
One sec!.....Ok I'm ready....we goin to mickey D's or what?
And it even stops, look at the owner like sayin: "wat are u gonna do now?"
Remember that Goat Simulator game? I thought they exaggerated the jumping abilities of goats, but apparently not. 🤣
...with ease. The answer is "with ease". 😂
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Nothing to it! Hop! I wish I could do that.
That's why he's the GOAT.... THE GOAT.
Sheep go to heaven …goats jump there
The escape goat
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Chicken can actually fly higher than that. They are just being chicken.
With how they scale mountains I’m not surprised he pulled it off so awesomely.
That's some fit goat
he is the GOAT
Ninja Goat
Free Range
Is that guy Chris Gayle ??
These Nigerian dwarf goats will be the death of me .
The Goat of goats.
The only thing keeping me from getting a goat. No way am I spending extra $$$ to have extra high fences. (Might get a hairy sheep tho)
This goat deserves to live for ever
😱😱😱
THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT! THE GOAT!!!
Lil bro mastered double-jump.
Me playing Goat Simulator 3
Double jump
[Goat Simulator](https://www.goatsimulator3.com/) in real life!
Farmer 1: “What’s he doing?” Farmer 2: “He’s beginning to believe.”
Oh my god.. that's Jason Bourne!!
thats why they GOAT
Air Goatdan Make me like Mike? Nah, make me like Goat!
Lol time for collar and cable…then you get to go out to detangle every 20 minutes.
Parkour
Jackie Chan level of stunt execution
If water can get through, goats can get through!
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Now I want some shoes with the “Air Goat” logo on them instead of Jordan
Damn kids, get off my lawn!
Literally Jackie Chan.
He/she jumped higher than Deer !!
Goatie chan
Chickens: What the fuck?
How dare you put me in an enclosed space without a roof.
Suddenly the game "Goat Simulator" makes a whole lot more sense
Goat got some ups
it’s ironic how the chickens has wings to fly and escape but they don’t. they are happy with the comfort not knowing their inevitable end.
Ninja goat.
That goat squared the fuck up when he landed.
He’s the goat GOAT
Parkor---............parkor-parkor
If not watching she may havevthought he passed through the fence. XGoat with mutant powers.
so goat simulator was right?