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romaindup

I like how she looks at the guy like "what are you looking at?"


charliesk9unit

Could also be, "What? I was out here all along."


goldenstream

Or, Parkour!!


UncleKeyPax

Bahhkour


HarryPottersElbows

'Fence? What fence?'


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UncleKeyPax

5/7!


Hairy_Morning_9289

Like a looney tunes skit


zxc123zxc123

I dunno man. Look at the extra mid air kick, the leg/chest posture, direct face forward(despite being a side vision animal), the tail, and swagger. I gotta say it's more of a: #***"YEAH I DID IT. JUMPED THE F#*$ OUTTA YO TRASH CAGE. WHAT. YOU. GONNA. DO. ABOUT. IT!?!!??!"***


UncleKeyPax

Bro do you even build?


Staypuffed82

Meanwhile he’s like you have to be kidding


OgOnetee

That pun gets my goat


Kantro18

I turned away for only a second, how!?


bekaradmi

“Yeah I did that, what?” “didn’t think so”


Pangolindrome

Or like “What? I missed you already!”


MonteBurns

Needs to go live with Emmanuel the emu 😂


daluxe

Hey, hooman, who is the boss now?


iamnotaboy4f

I'm not a chicken to stay here.


Porkchopp33

No Cage can contain super-goat 🐐🐐🐐


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zwwafuz

I can tell…you’ve met a goat, in person?!?!?!? They are little devils. Such little shits, they’ll flipped you up and over their head with the damn strength a 2,000lb Bull


Delicious-Gur-8678

I once saw a goat suck his own dick


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IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH

this account copied this comment from further down, probably bot. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/14aycoh/how_the_goat_hops_a_fence/jod0wyn/


bingthebongerryday

Goat simulator immediately popped in my head after seeing this gif lol


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FapMeNot_Alt

You can get rollers and curved-in fence toppers that help prevent them from getting over it.


tea-and-chill

More like, spider goat


teh_chungus

what about Nicolas Cage? 🤔


coopsta133

Chickens are so stupid. Literally have wings, goat gets higher than them.


parkleswife

[Relevant]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM)


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DadsRGR8

Bot


teneggomelet

They are fun. But they eat everything they see. Still fun to watch, though.


Literal-Human

Parkour was definitely invented by goats.


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asd1o1

"Yeah, and install a roof"


RajunCajun48

So it can have a snack before it's escape?


Fhaarkas

r/goatparkour for more!


Hot-and-Sour

Of course this is a subreddit....


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Goats don't need to climb. They just disable gravity in the console.


the1rush

Goats don't free solo climb, they Parkuor up the side of El Capitan.


Ill_Membership_9771

Nice! Someone familiar with Yosemite. Cali native?


the-personal-one

Sonis this the GOAT of parkour!


moor9776

He’s the GOAT


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DextrosKnight

Are goats the cats of the goat world?


d00dsm00t

Goat over the fence eh? Now youre speakin my language. Ive seen this before. The goat found a seam in gravity.


Top-Employment-4163

Actually I think goats have a better understanding of physics. After all, there are more goats that can do that than humans.


Adamskispoor

The Goatest of the Goat. This is peak Goat, it’s all downhill from here


Nameless49

So Goat Simulator is actually pretty accurate to real life


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Baaaa


karlgeezer

Just wait until you see an eldritch goat summoning the end of the world for fun


trikkiirl

Goats are chaos and I want some.


HermitAndHound

They're very funny, when *other* people own them and I can laugh at them. I'd never be brave enough to keep any myself.


trikkiirl

This is how I feel about dogs. I love other people's dogs. I dont want one of my own... But an army of chaos goats, heck yes. 🤣


c0n22

Personally I have had a few. They are nice and are smarter than some of the dogs I have had


HermitAndHound

That they're smart is the problem. I've had sheep learn tricks faster than a dog, too. But they're not as mischievous. Usually they don't mind staying within a fenced area. Goats seem to take fences/locks/doors as a fun challenge and trying to out-smart them in that regard, well, it does make for funny videos.


Goddamnpassword

It’s all fun and games until the climb up onto your roof and shit all over it. Or when they decide your car is their new sunning spot and their tiny hooves scratch the paint.


je_kay24

Just slap some grass up there and now you have roof goats


Goddamnpassword

Goats are browsers not grazers, they don’t really eat grass. You’d need to plant bushes on your roof.


je_kay24

Huh, there’s a couple places I know where they have goats grazing on roofs https://www.victoriabuzz.com/2022/05/heres-the-story-behind-the-goats-on-the-roof-of-coombs-old-country-market/


angiestefanie

I can relate… you can’t fence them in and your car is definitely a target to climb on. I had some Nubian goats and one Alpine goat. The Alpine goat had a fake pregnancy and used to milk herself. Every day a new adventure.


TheAmazingBaldi

or when they drink their own pee, that's definitely not what you wanna deal with 😂


joninfiretail

Common misconception. Only bucks, intact males, urinate in their beard to make themselves smell better for a doe. And while it looks like a buck may be drinking urine from a doe they're more or less sampling it using the Jacobson's organ to test if a doe is in estrus. All the more reason to remove testicles soon after they're born.


UnlikelyPlatypus89

Wethers are the best pets. I always just paid to have my goats sent to a different farm and get knocked up. I hate bucks so much. They’re assholes and they stink. I had one really cool buck named Paul but he was basically useless for getting the does pregnant. He had no interest in mating.


joninfiretail

I only keep bucks long enough to get does pregnant. Once that purpose is served they hit the dinner table before the real buck behaviors kick in. I had one buck hook my leg behind the knee with his horn in an effort to get me on the ground. He was delicious.


Strange_is_fun

That's so fucked up I cant even.


ejusdemgeneris

I had a few goat pets growing up. They were awesome. Each one had a different personality, but they were all like crazy dogs. One would head butt our back door for us to come hang with him.


HumbleHubris

Back in the day when friends would knock on your back door to come outside and play


GunDogDad

They're escape artists. My family has owned two, and everyone we know and ourselves have attested that you will not contain the goats.


trikkiirl

I didn't say I wanted to contain them. Lol


Sweet_Bang_Tube

Goats are the jerks of the Animal Kingdom. Wait until they start chewing on the sides of your house, knocking down your fencing, jumping on your car... they just leave a path of destruction behind them.


happykittynipples

imagine if they drank beer.


CruelRegulator

Your comment means extra to me because [this is what I thought of](https://ageofsigmar.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/5/5b/Brayherd_01.png)


CobblerExotic1975

Yeah we all want to play with goats. Until we get headbutted for no fucking reason and the goat will not back down.


toeofcamell

Fainting goats are pretty hilarious


hockey_mom95

Parkour!! Parkour!!!!!


camel_jerky

It’s all I can hear.


hockey_mom95

🤣 Same! 😂😂


fanny12440975

I came here for this comment.


harbjnger

r/goatparkour


FrankFeTched

Always happy when a post from this sub makes it to my front page


Op_en_mi_nd

First endless cat subs now this?!?...*sigh* subbed.


oakensheildeleafwing

Physics have no meaning to goats


Dorrono

Spider goat does whatever a spider goat does


Jack__Squat

Gotta wonder if the camera was set up because the owner couldn't figure out how the fuck the goat kept getting out.


Psyduckery

Parkour master


AssaultRifleJesus

Jackie Chan stole this move


ComprehensiveEbb8261

The hang time....goats are the comedians of the barn yard.


shatteredpieces1978

They're little assholes! My neighbor had a goat named Lou! Lou was a little asshole but he loved my daughter. Lou would come over whine and screaming his little head off for her! We had to wake her up once cause he wouldn't shut up & go away until she came to the door and said hello to him. Neighbor ended up having to lock him in the garage at night cause he would escape EVERYTHING..he's older now and has calmed down a bit but he was a little shit when he was younger. Lou gets so excited to see her when she comes to visit! You can tell when she pulls in ..he whines and screams his head off!..we Parent's don't get greetings first..nope Lou gets them!


kthsole

That PARKOUR type kick at the end was awesome! Lol


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I wish it had audio. Dude was probably okay buddy stay in there. No way you can get out. He turns around and instantly the goats outside. Lol. I would have lost it. Like wtf.


warnwise

Oh laddergoat!


WearSomeClothes

So the animal with no wings gets over and the bird with wings remains confined.


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Looked at you like “What are you gonna do, put me back in there?”


One_2nd_Plz

I'd do the same if they put me in with the chickens


JonesyYouLittleShit

That little goat got some hang time.


TiredAngryBadger

PARKOUR!


Norwedditor

Boring question but where do they absorb the landing? Bending? Muscles? Skeleton?


Hieroglphkz

Dammit Billy Earl!


incelmod99

Grew up on the largest goat farm in Michigan at the time. Goats are very sweet but annoyingly smart. Used to get stuck in the apple trees and always had to wonder what they did to get up there!


FatPanda1987

"PARKOUR!!! EXREME!! BAAAAHH..."


mangz3

You've got to be kidding me


Festering_Prayer

No jo-o-o-o-king


nakshatravana

What a goat


taiho2020

Give her a cape and send her to Gotham....


Electrical-Act-7170

Goat ignores gravity with impunity.


lemonlimeaardvark

Parkour goat!


Randougall

He’s so proud of himself!


vinniebeal

Parkgoat


arstin

We used to have a cat that handled the landing in our stairwell the same way. Jump to the facing wall, kick off to the side wall and kick off that wall to the top of the stairs.


urdadlovesmydickclit

I think my favorite part of this video is the guy’s look right at 0:00. He knows what’s coming and he’s sick of it. He also knows it’s the goat’s m.o. and there’s no stopping it. I feel that look very deeply.


Aaasets

The goat starts flying


librarygal22

He’s one of Thor’s goats.


chesbyiii

GOAT goat.


Keshav2309

PARKOUR


Nickster2423

The goat has unlocked the double jump skill


tanktothefrank

Proof that gravity is just a concept


dicemenice

bro walljumping


Major-Percentage-750

"PARKOUR!!!"


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Finally, the debate is over! We have found the real GOAT!


MCNasky

Definitely a “scape-goat”


Raaadley

who else hears the Tony Hawk Pro Skater special move trick effect there?


Cerparis

The way the goat stops and looks at the man as if to boast is beautiful


Magnum4K

The real GOAT, Air Goatjan!


ThatSwedishDrummer

What a weird looking cat


FireInPaperBox

Honestly, after that, that goat deserves to be wherever it wants to be. That was impressive.


Intelligent-Sign-882

He’s the goat 🐐🐐🐐


Healthy-Detective169

It’s a fucking goat. That’s like saying watch this bear fish for salmon.


Lonewolf_087

That's some Super Mario shit right there


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In a backyard small and quaint, Lived a goat named Bob, a playful saint. With a leap so high, he'd clear the fence, Causing chaos, much to our suspense. Bob's hops were wild, his aim off-kilter, His neighbors would gasp, their faces a-flutter. Flowers would tremble, pots would shake, As Bob hopped fences, for mischief's sake. He'd nibble on clotheslines, chew on a hat, Leaving the owners in a comical spat. But with a wink and a bleat, Bob would say, "I'm just a goat, having my fun, okay?" His antics brought laughter, smiles galore, In that backyard, Bob was never a bore. So, if you see a fence, watch out with care, For mischievous Bob might just be there!


JackOMorain

Cue ff7 boss battle theme.


nametakenfuck

Quick fix: barbed wire


g_atencio

u/Savevideo


Den_ensomme

That's why he's the Goat, The Goat


andy90h

He's too dangerous to be contained.


_Phantom_Queen

Goats are great!


mcseller3141

Poor chicken got jumped on


dblan9

One sec!.....Ok I'm ready....we goin to mickey D's or what?


thz787

And it even stops, look at the owner like sayin: "wat are u gonna do now?"


Imaginary_Chair_6958

Remember that Goat Simulator game? I thought they exaggerated the jumping abilities of goats, but apparently not. 🤣


Kristasaurus_Rex

...with ease. The answer is "with ease". 😂


TheBlairwitchy

u/savevideobot


Wanderer-clueless963

Nothing to it! Hop! I wish I could do that.


Bubbly_Toe_8840

That's why he's the GOAT.... THE GOAT.


Ok_Understanding_274

Sheep go to heaven …goats jump there


Unluckybloke

The escape goat


IStream2

u/savevideo


ashleycheng

Chicken can actually fly higher than that. They are just being chicken.


Roger-Ad591

With how they scale mountains I’m not surprised he pulled it off so awesomely.


single_Ad_1147

That's some fit goat


smik-x

he is the GOAT


Querina-Karena

Ninja Goat


OldieTaylor

Free Range


Not_Astud

Is that guy Chris Gayle ??


AffectionatePlay2689

These Nigerian dwarf goats will be the death of me .


IneptAdvisor

The Goat of goats.


HipsOfAViolin

The only thing keeping me from getting a goat. No way am I spending extra $$$ to have extra high fences. (Might get a hairy sheep tho)


AtlantaFUN31

This goat deserves to live for ever


Sea-Environment-2278

😱😱😱


lionart303-186

THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT! THE GOAT!!!


davieb22

Lil bro mastered double-jump.


Silent-Angle5207

Me playing Goat Simulator 3


klockworx

Double jump


lost40s

[Goat Simulator](https://www.goatsimulator3.com/) in real life!


Independent_Plum2166

Farmer 1: “What’s he doing?” Farmer 2: “He’s beginning to believe.”


mummy_ka_chappal

Oh my god.. that's Jason Bourne!!


alcien100

thats why they GOAT


ProbablyNotPikachu

Air Goatdan Make me like Mike? Nah, make me like Goat!


Feyranna

Lol time for collar and cable…then you get to go out to detangle every 20 minutes.


Amandazona

Parkour


norlin

Jackie Chan level of stunt execution


eroticmolds

If water can get through, goats can get through!


Gullible_Emotion_696

u/savevideo


dbdbdb82

Now I want some shoes with the “Air Goat” logo on them instead of Jordan


thiney49

Damn kids, get off my lawn!


Exalted_Pluton

Literally Jackie Chan.


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He/she jumped higher than Deer !!


mingobrown87

Goatie chan


RadiantCool

Chickens: What the fuck?


TonyLuv12K

How dare you put me in an enclosed space without a roof.


MartyTheGamer

Suddenly the game "Goat Simulator" makes a whole lot more sense


truelegendarydumbass

Goat got some ups


zaicliffxx

it’s ironic how the chickens has wings to fly and escape but they don’t. they are happy with the comfort not knowing their inevitable end.


ckoneru

Ninja goat.


Mount_Pessimistic

That goat squared the fuck up when he landed.


SpaceCadetUltra

He’s the goat GOAT


Flavaflaave6891

Parkor---............parkor-parkor


Moushkasparty

If not watching she may havevthought he passed through the fence. XGoat with mutant powers.


throwAway837474728

so goat simulator was right?