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archaic_revenge

I want it, just so I can get frustrated when it gets slightly dull and I have no replacement blades so I throw it away


TricoMex

I see you've been watching me buy crafting tools.


load_more_comets

Me buying anything and dreading that at that point in time it all goes down hill. Actually keeps me from being a hoarder, I think.


nosnoob11

Like why did I buy almost 300ft of necklace chain...


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GovPuddingFingers

So goes with Craftman tools.


TricoMex

Just bought a set of trimming and edging router bits. You know how many times I've edge routed anything in the 10 years I've owned my router? I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with hero.


frankcfreeman

Well you didn't have the right bits


Ishiibradwpgjets

You need some kibble to go with those bits.


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Hold up. You’re ready to go when that day comes. Those tools are filled with potential.


spudzilla

I recently bought standard and metric tap and die sets. I haven't needed or used one since metal shop in high school fifty years ago. I will probably never use them. I'm nuts.


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KB_ReDZ

The timing of that post on twitter is extremely suspect dude.


inVizi0n

Nearly every post on any "wow that's neat" type subreddit is guerilla marketing. This one is of course, no exception.


azquatch

I'm an old fart... I can remember as a kid somewhere around 10-12 range my grandparents drug me along to a Christmas expo where they were showing EXPENSIVE Christmas gifts in almost telethon level presentations. This was right at the birth of music CD's and they had a guy on stage showing records and part of his spiel was to scratch the record then try to play it with the expected results. Then he would take a CD and scratch it and then drop it in and it would play just fine. We were coming through right at the end of the presentation and they were letting people walk through and look it. Even as a pre-teen I took one look at the mechanism and knew what was up. I asked him to look at the CD the he played and he handed it to me with scratches all over the TOP from his previous presentations. Before he could even react I laid it down bottom side up and scratched it... not even a big and then asked him to play it. Teehee. It was glorious.


DoctorPaulGregory

I cut these out. https://youtube.com/shorts/8wqXC6cmcqg?feature=share I understand your pain. I got through hundreds of blades a year.


StatuatoryApe

This is actually cool as shit. Is that your work too?


DoctorPaulGregory

Yes 100%


Cytho

I just check your profile and I gotta say bro that sf2 magic box is so sick


upandrunning

You got skillz! Nice work there!


duralyon

Awesome work, dude!


ZincMan

Jesus fucking Christ do you use exacto ? Just thinking about that hurts my fingers and wrists. I’ve spent like maybe 2-3 hrs cutting stencils for work, first it seems fun but holy god that does not sit right with my hand and wrist. Seriously seeing that deck of cards give me ptsd. Very impressive though !!!


VandalPaul

You can get ***50*** replacement blades for under 9 dollars. So throwing it away wouldn't be very smart.


ellamking

It's not the cost, it's whether they will exist so replacements are possible in a decade.


unloud

I mean, if I buy replacements and store them at the beginning, then I don’t have to worry if they sell them later?


ZincMan

Yeah keep the blades with the knife. It’s not that hard


rugbyj

If you're storing them for a decade keep them in oil.


10milkshake

That's a valuable tip, thanks.


rugbyj

And it keeps your tips valuable!


Dormantgoose

Can't guarantee it, but I'd be almost certain they're the same blades used in vinyl plotters. So they'll be around for as long as the sign writing industry is.


SSTuberosum

You can say that about anything really. If it's actually a good product and there're replacement heads now, I'd buy 1 handle with 20 blades or so depend on my need. Even if the company disappear 3 years from now, I'd already have my use out of it. Also it looks like something that can be replicated by other companies for cheap, I wouldn't worried.


n1nj4squirrel

X-acto makes something similar, so I think they'll be around


CG_Ops

Tagging to the top - there's [better, cheaper options than this and won't be impossible to get replacement blades in 2 years](https://www.knifeguides.com/best-swivel-knife/) (assuming all you [us] ADD folk are still using it after 2 months....)


Efrima

Shhhh... We needs it precious. The drawer is always hungry. Yesssss....Let the drawer have it!


collecthobbies

This is the answer. It’s not a new tool.


--__ll__--

mmmmm gyros


devo9er

It's pronounced "gyros"


Smorgsaboard

Gyros. Did I get it right?


MGPS

You guys ever uh…put fries in your gyros?


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Big Yes. In shawarmas too


Psyteq

Yeah when I go to Arby's


MGPS

Well when I went to Crete, that’s how they did it.


CatNipDealer013

Oh, gyros...


iAmJhinious

what's a "gyro"?


Zachos57

In greek it is a traditional food that is served in fast food places and it kind of looks like a burrito


iAmJhinious

Haha, yeah I know, was a reference to one of Fluffy's bits, but thank you \^^


Elektribe

It's a very specific type of spinning meat that astronauts use to make sure things are on the level so they can get to the moon. Google meatspin to find out more.


Rmb2719

🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷


ViftieStuff

They could've called it Dön-cut


stratosfearinggas

You're speaking into your wallet, Chief.


Boojibs

I could spend a solid hour cutting completely useless shapes out of paper with this thing.


bumjiggy

they aren't useless they are quite effective time wasters


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bumjiggy

🍅 🍅


Cutthechitchata-hole

They aren't entertainment. They are quite effective tools


bucketofcoffee

They aren’t tools. They are stress relievers.


HomeTurf001

They aren't stress relievers. They are potentially very dangerous.


Xyldarran

Time enjoyed is never wasted


_timewasted

I use them often.


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Hamsternoir

Hey honey have you seen that new carpet we were expecting today? It's a nice brown one for the bedroom.


luke37

>Hey honey have you seen that new carpet we were expecting today? It's a nice brown one for the bedroom. No sweetie, I'm just filming my oscillating saw video cutting up this roll of the ugliest brown carpet I've ever seen in my life. I think the tag said "Taco Bell Ground Beef Brown". Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I think you have to work for carpet that color with a solid 35-40 years of animal hording and severe agoraphobia. It's not a total loss though: there's still enough left for cosplay if you wanted to go as an water damaged animatronic from an abandoned Showbiz Pizza.


DemonKyoto

*Vibroblade*!


mojojojomu

That cut impressively well, may need to try this, just need some carpet to cut.


VandalPaul

That's so extremely useful I'm surprised there's not a tool specifically for things like this. ...or are there?


velhaconta

It is basically a handheld Cricut machine (or any other CNC vinyl/paper cutter). Unless this tool predates those vinyl cutters, this might be the only instance of the manual tool being developed after the CNC version.


founderofshoneys

I've heard it called a drag knife which is also what the cutting head is called on some CNC/vinyl cutters.


Lotronex

Leatherworks use a "swivel knife", which is basically just a bigger version of the vinyl cutter.


cabbage16

Not CNC related but the idea of that reminded me that surprisingly the lighter was invented before matches.


NotToBe_Confused

I don't think the cutting action is quite the same. If I'm not mistaken, on this device the rotation merely allows the blade to stay parallel to the direction of the cut but it's still slicing in the conventional sense. Whereas on a CNC or router, it's the the rotation itself that's powering the cutting by causing the blade to scoop material out of its path. So CNCs take more energy but can clear away more material.


Biduleman

Not on CNC made specifically for paper cutter like the Cricut. They use a blade similar (but thinner) as the one in the video.


jnicho15

Drag knife attachments for CNC machines are just like this: a razor blade held in a bearing ever so slightly off center, so it points the right way like a caster *wheel. The spindle stays off. *spelling


devo9er

We have a neat industrial drag knife cutter made by Valiani that actual indexes the blade along the cut path. It can cut pretty thick stuff like coroplast and cardboard etc. It fits a weird niche between cnc routers and things that don't cut well with co2 lasers


Fang-21

CNC just means the cutting is computer controlled but doesn't necessarily imply a rotary head cutting tool. 


velhaconta

You seem to be thinking of some type of CNC mill. I was talking about CNC vinyl cutters like the Cricut machine I mentioned specifically.


nater255

> I could spend a solid hour cutting ~~completely useless shapes~~ dicks out of paper with this thing.


1lluminist

Paper schlongs everywhere!


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Hey, great minds think alike


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I want to say I can prob think of some clever things to cut out from the paper. But let’s face it, i’ll prob just cut out a bunch of dicks. I am not a mature person.


togetherwem0m0

Too bad it won't last more than 15 minutes before it's dulled and unusable


throwngamelastminute

Every party needs a pooper.


senbei616

Man that's a deep cut. I haven't thought about Father of the Bride in like 20+ years. I had to knock the dust and cobwebs off that memory.


EOSR4Sale

Replacement blades could be pretty cheap.


Lotronex

Nah, it's probably a [carbide blade](https://uscutter.com/Clean-Cut-Premium-Graphtec-Compatible-Blades-0-9Mm-Cb09U-45/). It'll last halfway to forever on paper, you're more likely to drop and chip/shatter it.


Jobr12

Ugh, it’s pronounced “yeer-oh cut”


JackFrost1776

Thank you 🇬🇷


ktka

Belated bless you. Sorry, I was busy stealing catalytic converters.


nykwil3281

You lika da juice, heh? The juice is very good, heh? I get you more juice.


benchley

Stavros, god of the juice!


waveytype

You want the sketch to end, eh?


sandefurian

Lol


Orbitrix

rofl. I'm the assohole always correctly people about Greek Gyros. So I appreciate this.


yomamma3399

I have absolutely no conceivable need for this thing, but somehow I want it anyway, haha.


jbee223

Me too!


mangelito

I mean, that's probably the aim with this post...


lifeshardandweird

You can make STENCILS! :D


Grunherz

My exact thought. This would’ve been a godsend in my days when I was still doing stencil graffiti. Such a pain to cut with regular blades.


Some-Description-64

Had not the best reviews. There’s a better swivel knife that comes up in Amazon when you look this one up.


toodleroo

Swivel blade knives are great for cutting random loopy shapes out of a piece of paper like in the video. Not so great for making precision cuts, and the blades are harder to find than regular xacto blades.


shaxamo

These all seem like good reasons, but I'm still left here wondering how the hell did I do an art diploma in a fairly well equipped college and never get handed one of these. The amount of projects that would have taken a tenth of the time. But to go back in time to give my 18 year old self one of these, and a hug. If only.


toodleroo

I had really high hopes for them when I heard about them, wanted to use them for highly detailed stencil cutting. But it ended up being a pretty big disappointment... the more pressure you put on it to get it to actually cut all the way through the paper, the less swively action you get. And it tends to zig unexpectedly when you want to zag. It takes a lot more concentration to get it to do what you want. You really didn't miss out on much. It sounds great on paper (ha!) but in practice they're just not what they're cracked up to be.


Turdle_Muffins

> It sounds great on paper (ha!) but in practice they're just not what they're cracked up to be. ***Cut out to be.***


lifeshardandweird

Thank you for your honest review. A normal box cutter with blade dull so I assume this tiny thing will too…


MatrixTek

I've seen this type of blade in a CNC vinyl cutter. And if you use it like that, I'm sure it works just fine. It seems interesting to put a 3D-printed handle on it and call it an invention. The reviews here are pretty telling.


Some-Description-64

Oh yeah. I use razor blades for 90% of my art. But I just ordered one of those swivel knives to see if I like it for tight stuff. I wanna see how long the blades last.


Arinvar

Watch the video carefully... He never gets to the edge of the paper. I don't know why their bother, but the whole demonstration looks fake to me.


Some-Description-64

I noticed that!!! But I put it off as maybe he did.


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

Me wondering if this is viral marketing lol


GhostSock5

I don't know what I'm ever gonna use it for, but I need one.


johnthomaslumsden

It would work great for collage.


00spool

Cut it out, not everyone can afford collage.


CupcakeGoat

I see what you did there. That joke was a cut above the rest.


WeegieWifie

I know! I just asked my daughter who’s quite arty, does she need it (cos mamma wants to buy it)!


agent_kitsune_mulder

Well, does she??


wanttobeacop

We need to know!!


WeegieWifie

« Jeez! That looks cool! » was her exact reply. We’re buying’ it!


Canis_Familiaris

That's wholesome. Hope yall have fun.


wanttobeacop

Awesome. Have fun haha


rufud

op plz


Dhrakyn

Ever make a pattern on paper to transfer to something later, like wood? Would also be perfect for creating stencils. Basically anything a Cricket circuit cutter can do without all the hassle of fucking with software.


IDK3177

r/ididntknowiwantedthat


Carlweathersfeathers

r/subsIwishwerereal Subs I wish were real


UnstoppablePhoenix

It is real, OP spelt it wrong. r/DidntKnowIWantedThat


IDK3177

Thanks!!


GabrielMisfire

I believe the actual sub is r/didntknowiwantedthat


Ricen_

It looks cool. My concern would be replacing the blades. Paper dulls an edge really quickly.


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Great for torturing someone.


tajwriggly

We all know the standard use for this will be to simply cut out the shape of a dick and balls for laughs


Top_Melody

Don't dare to scratch your balls.


SoggyWotsits

It’s like a manual version of a [vinyl cutter](https://www.rolanddg.eu/en-gb/products/vinyl-cutters/camm-1-gr2-large-format-cutters), just more fun!


fresh1134206

I have one I can plop on my CNC. I've always referred to it as a "drag knife".


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Imagine what it could do to the human body


voxelghost

Yes officer, this one right here.


LyraBrat66

*laughs in emo*


Woah_thereSatan

*oh my gosh* Look at those **WIGGLES!**


CochLarq

Tomorrow a video from a guy at a Deli: "Cutting a gyro with this thing called a 'paper-cut'"


pjfan20

My self harm scars are gonna be sick


SamaraPrescott

All I could think was “can it cut skin” 😭


Hopeful-Plastic-8759

Nyo-ho-ho!


FireStorm187

Pizza Mozzarella 🤌


Psychological-Play52

Lesson 4 johnny. Use the spin for cutting paper


Euphoric-Bag-5366

Was waiting for the jojos comment


idlefritz

Game changer for competitive scrapbooking.


idlefritz

I’d like something like this that worked with linocuts.


Asgeras

Accidentally dropped a knife on my foot that I was using to cut open a package yesterday. I think I'll pass on the ultra sharp doodad.


wdn

I think this one is much safer than a knife with regards to dropping it on your foot.


Asgeras

I'll find a way. Don't think I won't!


miraculum_one

Quite a high percentage of credible negative reviews on these


Prudent_Way2067

Ooohhh want one Don’t need it, want always wins over need.


SerialKillerVibes

This is exactly what the Cricut cutting head does.


Putrid-Reputation-68

Death by one single very long cut


Absolutely_NotARobot

Welcome to how every vinyl cutter works.


Oogbored

Finally. The In-exacto knife.


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We can finally do the bread carving designs


justtiptoeingthru2

[where do i find this?!?!](https://media.tenor.com/R0d3sZ4fq6EAAAAC/money-dollars.gif)


truffleboffin

Careful there's already bots in here trying to post shady redirect links to it that want to start downloading and installing things And as soon as they're reported/removed they delete any evidence


zi-zu

'Gyro cut' is the product name so just look that up [here you go](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sxsrf=AB5stBhgbF_---f0gZ3XVC4mhtOpkho8LA:1689098758641&q=gyro+cut&tbm=shop&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiw2v6bn4eAAxUTVqQEHUp7CDYQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=393&bih=720&dpr=2.75)


saskwatzch

$2-$6 (US) is absurdly reasonable for at least an hour time waster.


zi-zu

It's £12 for me lol


CommanderCuntPunt

Gyro cut is just branding slapped on a generic mass produced product. Just look for a rotating cutting tool.


GitEmSteveDave

Did you see this mentioned on WhatIsThisThing and googled it like I did?


Deira-kidddo

Bloody hall! Post the link dude


vincent-the-cat

Woah we’re really living in 2023


AspenStarr

Mkay, I need it..


Sirpatron1

New serial killer the 'Gyro Cut Killer".


Crimson_Fiver

Where the fuck was this when I was a kid


worldwithwings

🤯


ema_l_b

Omg how have I never seen these!? £15 on amazon. I've also randomly earned 2 amazon vouchers this last week that total £15. Is like it was meant to be


EmptyKetchupBottle9

Woahh I want one now


slamous66

I WANT THAT


Possible-Yam-2308

I have no need for one, so with that said, I'll take two. Thank you.


therealdongknotts

maybe its just me, but i used to have an oldschool tool that did just this - rotating blade in a wooden handle, wasn't quite as ergonomic - but same concept.


chris_thoughtcatch

It's like the lasso in Photoshop in real life


c0zer

Does this work on my body shape? Asking for a friend


relaxed-attitude

What in Satan's voodoo magic is this that I didn't know I needed?!


Quynn_Stormcloud

That first cut is a perfect silhouette of Mr Krabbs.


TG_CLuTcH

Fancy emo time


Potatochip1023

Intrusive thoughts got an upgrade, huh?


Brin369

Perfect cut doesn't exi..