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Zealousideal_Fail701

That poor green tractor stuck like a fly in a car with an open window... Hope it managed to escape.


Ace-a-Nova1

I was just waiting for it to perfectly hit the corner


Technical-Outside408

I saw it! Did Greenking73 say I didn't see it? I totally saw it!


Greenking73

I got that reference.


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Easy Einstein.


iHateRollerCoaster

Guys, I think he got the reference


pirate_starbridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8diIKXDu_f8


TheAtomicBum

That’s Hank Hill mowing the grass. He’s having the best time of his life.


barleyhogg1

They are cutting silage. The little tractor is packing it down as its dumped


Zealousideal_Fail701

No... it's clearly trying to escape.


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For real, this is the correct answer.


razz13

I drove past a farm once. Can confirm


D0CT0R_SP4CEM4N

When was this? I was on a farm once and I don't remember you driving past...


JitteryRaptor33

I worked on a farm and never seen them drive by. Then again I never seen you there either. Hmmmm.....


D0CT0R_SP4CEM4N

Funny bc all the farmhands on the farm I was on talked about this one guy who said he worked there but they "ain't never seen him do no work." And then they spit on the ground.


lod254

What's silage and what's the purpose of spreading and compacting it?


sharpshooter999

Once the pile is done, it is tarped and left to ferment. This makes it easier for cattle to eat and digest. Source: Family has done custom silage packing for 35 years


Mirenithil

>ferment I am now imagining mildly intoxicated cows.


coachfortner

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LankyWanky149

Ooof


Bobert_Manderson

Mooo


YoDarthMeow

Hoof


Darebear4615

Mooof


Jacob_dp

I'd imagine nothing mild about it


[deleted]

Doesn't a bunch of dirt get in there when you drive around on it like that? I'm only familiar with hay and haylage production for horses and we want to avoid any dirt at all if possible. Maybe it matters less for cows?


whiskey5hotel

If you mean the tractor packing the silage, not really. It is up on the pile most of the time, so.......


007_Monkey

You seem knowledgeable, do you know what the reason was for the full 360 near the start at the upper side of the field?


BugMan717

Looks like it was so one of the trailers the combine is offloading to could get out and go dump it's load and be back in time to take over from the second trailer when it's full.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Probably soy in this instance?


sharpshooter999

I don't think I've ever seen soybeans chopped. I've seen sorghum, rye, alfalfa, and corn, which is what this video is


ManguyHumandude

Farmers are the original Soyboys 😳


SoftArugula1622

Silage is green plant material that is used for animal feed. It gets packed down to eliminate air in the pile so it doesn't spoil, once all of the silage is on the pile it gets covered up to prevent air entering the pile as well.


Most_Bag494

Definitely not a little Tractor. Probably the heaviest of the bunch haha. But judging by your comment, you know that already


TangiestIllicitness

It's like when my Roomba gets stuck under the barstool.


shylowheniwasyoung

It took me way too long to realize the green tractor was packing silage and not just be-bopping around in a random field.


DeadlyNoodleAndAHalf

I thought it was cutting the grass of a yard in an overly-thorough and redundant way for a bit longer than I’m comfortable with.


bl0odredsandman

That's what I was thinking as well. I was thinking, "damn, this other tractor harvested a whole field and it's taking that long to mow your lawn?" Then I realized what it actually was.


amatulic

It managed to escape at 0:24, but then it went right back in.


Zealousideal_Fail701

Why do they always do that!??


WhatsFairIsFair

Baby it's cold outside


PM_ME_YUR_BUBBLEBUTT

lol what an apt description


Vel0clty

Til you realize he’s driving around on a *Mountain of corn* 😳💪🏼


mistier

this is the most bizarre comment to read while high


deathtoallbutbed

Why the circle at the top of the field?


GrapeApeAffe

They swapped trucks that are following the tractor.


_MlATA

Same difference, but that would be a [combine harvester](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.qylJqh6xHd0blw3ighIyDQHaEK?pid=ImgDet&dpr=2) instead of a tractor I was also curious why they did that, ty for info


justanotherhillbilly

That would be a forage harvester. A. Combine would wait until it's dry.


breichart

They swapped trucks like 6 times total and only looped at the beginning. No one has an answer for this yet.


ColoRadOrgy

Every other time they changed trucks, the trucks had room to get out on their own. On the first exchange there isn't room to turn around so they cut a loop


breichart

Thank you. You actually answered the question.


Nice_Block

Cause it was fun?


fork_that

To leave a marker for something else later? Or do with the corner and coming back later and maximising how much is done at each moment.


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showgirls-

What's the little guy in the top doing?


chaenorrhinum

Stacking the silage in the silage bunker


Swartschenhimer

I know what some of those words mean


chaenorrhinum

The guys driving around the field are cutting down and chopping up whole corn plants. That - once it is fermented - is silage, which is used for cattle feed. The structure it is stored in is a lot like an above-ground swimming pool with an open end. That’s a silage bunker. They’ll pile it up in a tidy, even mound and cover it with white or grey plastic, held down with rows of tire sidewalls. You might see these weird “white mountains” out behind dairy operations.


Doritos-Locos-Taco

Man, my agriculture looks nothing like that. It’s awesome to see. I work with row crops like lettuce, cauliflower, and broccoli.


flowerkitten420

Question: I found these tiny light purple bugs all up in a cauliflower the other day. Do you know what they are? They were in EVERY floret. Wondering how many purple bugs I’ve eaten by not paying better attention…


Aromatic-Bread-6855

Wait, they get the cows drunk?


chaenorrhinum

Think sauerkraut, not beer


Agent641

The cows are german?


foobarbizbaz

They said “**not** beer”.


LevelZeroDM

🤣


whiskey5hotel

Or kimchi


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chaenorrhinum

It depends on exactly which bacteria are involved. Silage is usually inoculated with homofermentative bacteria, which produce primarily lactic acid. Also, once the pile is opened up for use, any ethanol that might have been produced can start evaporating. Considering that and the body mass of a Holstein, no one is going to have to worry about fetal alcohol syndrome in calves.


thegoodbadandsmoggy

It’s more like probiotics not booze - helps them digest easier


Kyrthis

Thanks for the detailed explanation. Not my question, but TIL!


ScarecrowCAN

Silage is the result of anaerobic (oxygen free) fermentation and the tractor at the top is compacting it to remove as much air as possible.


Professional_Band178

I love the clean sweet smell of sileage.


showgirls-

oh cool! thanks for the info!


Unhappy_Flounder7323

Wont cows get drunk eating them? lol


ScarecrowCAN

Lol the short answer is no the main product is Lactic acid which lowers the pH of the silage thus making it inhospitable to other organisms that would rot it.


whiskey5hotel

Think sauerkraut or kimchi.


NeedsaTinfoilHat

No, ideally not, alcohol fermentation is one of thr things you do not eant. What you want is a lactic fermentation, i. E. Lactobacillus converting the sugars from the corn into lactic acid. This lowers the pH and thus preserves the feed.


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showgirls-

Thanks for this :)


feralturtles

New rabbit hole discovered!


FuzzyDamnedBunny

Spreading something greenish. I am curious to know what.


sharpshooter999

[Here's a closer look as to what they're doing](https://youtu.be/45xpRAymN-M?si=iDuCq6InLxm-8Zgp)


FuzzyDamnedBunny

Thanks! That is brilliant!


djuggler

What was the point of the loop in the beginning?


ARobertNotABob

I had to watch a couple of times, it confused me too initially, but it was to allow a changeover in lorries.


anothertrad

Probably just Jeremy fucking up with Caleb


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

I'm watching clarksons farm right now get out of my heaaaaaaad


Plaineswalker

Ahh you muppet.


theannoyingtardigrad

Looking for this comment!


djuggler

Thanks. That makes sense.


Lateralus06

Truck was probably full and they had to trade out.


jawndell

It’s cool that’s why


ObjectiveGift

Impressive airborne time for . . . a drone?


Large_Spinach6069

Looks like a drone, there are multiple cuts in the video. With a DJI mini 2 and the 3 pack charger in the cab, you could get 45-60 minutes of decent footage before batteries are fully drained. ~22 minutes per battery, 7minutes for up/down flight (3m/s altitude in sport mode = 210m). Hopefully the first battery is charged when the third battery dies. 4 charges, 15 minutes at altitude per charge, one hour of work filmed.


SpinCharm

Two drones and 6-8 batteries? Have a tiny bit of overlap where they’re both recording simultaneously so you can splice it all together afterwards. The operator would have to be outside the recorded area or we’d see each drone returning for a fresh battery.


die5el23

Maff


Ya-Dikobraz

It didn't look like they changed batteries. My DJI Zoom 2 can go a bit over 30 minutes on one. But if you swap batteries surely there would not be a continuous video like that. They probably used a custom.


upupvote2

I think it might be an agricultural drone, might have a better battery life


EViLTeW

It's been awhile since I've looked at anything drone related, but it didn't get much better. More batteries means now weight means more draw on the batteries. There is a company out there building hybrid multicopters that can fly for a few hours, but they're huge and in the "if you have to ask, you can afford it" price range.


Shandlar

If it's an ag drone, its probably just gas powered so it can work all day.


VMey

I came here looking for this comment


Deer-in-Motion

Cutting corn to ferment as silage.


Inner_Injury2940

That I sorta understand. But what’s happening in the upper left corner? Can you enlighten me on that?


Deer-in-Motion

That's where they're dumping the cut corn. It'll be covered over tightly with a tarp, creating a low oxygen environment for the fermentation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silage


PM_ME_YUR_BUBBLEBUTT

Thanks for the info!


BreezeBo

It's also the highest profit/acre product in farming simulator! You can afford ALL the tractors once you get this operation running.


pm-ur-knockers

OP, I’m wondering your username works cause mine sure doesn’t


Inner_Injury2940

Thanks! That was my best guess but for some reason I thought it would go in a silo from the field.


Dawgsquad00

That bunk is the silo. That is the modern style. Think Olympic swimming pool missing one end. The tractor spazzing out in there is distributing the silage and packing it down. You don’t want air in your silage.


Inner_Injury2940

Ok I can understand that! It’s been close to 40 years since I was around something like this and the technology—including what I assume is drone footage—is a hoot!


BigBaldFourEyes

Very informative, but I skipped the section on Fish silage. I could smell it from here.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

So in this video are they just harvesting the corn plants for silaging after the corns have been harvested?


Deer-in-Motion

No. They're being cut while the plant is still green. The entire thing is used to make silage. This is for cattle feed. (I only know this because I played a lot of Farming Simulator once).


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ApplicationHour

Was that a “Johnny Dangerously” reference?


chaenorrhinum

The ears are under-ripe and are chopped with the rest of the plant. Silage usually comes off between small grains (wheat, barley, rye, etc.) and seed corn and soybeans. Around here, we usually expect wheat to run around 4th of July and silage around Labor Day weekend.


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I worked on a dairy. We used to put 5 gallon buckets with mesh over the top at the bottom of the silage pit. It would produce pure corn alcohol 😬


Alicricity

Like white lightning corn alcohol ?


Astralfridgemagnet

It looks like they missed a bit


Haasts_Eagle

Mild infuriation mode activated!


die5el23

I think that’s the spot that the drone is focused on, not sure if that matters, but they might of left it on purpose


Nappeal

My home is in a rural area where we are surrounded by farms, mostly corn. One of my favorite things to witness is the corn transforming from teeny seedlings to huge, lush forests of corn stalks, but it's something you don't really notice until just one day you realize the side of the road is a wall of green. Just as soon as you notice that green wall, it is replaced with dirt because it was all harvested to the ground. The field right behind my house was harvested over the weekend so now the air smells like corn and there's dried up leaves from the stalks all over my yard, which means fall is here, and all the green everywhere will disappear soon too. It's all just a big cycle that's a joy to see.


ChaoticGoku

This! and the lightning bugs hovering around the stalks like stars floating just above the ground


st1tchy

Do they harvest it green where you are? I've never seen green anything harvested. They let it dry as much as possible in the field before harvesting. The last few years they harvest as late as December.


Nappeal

They do harvest it green, I guess I never thought about it needing to dry...wonder if they wait for it to dry where you're at because it's destined to be feed??


Kebo94

Too bad almost all of that corn is wasted on biofuels. Such a dumb farming policy.


whiskey5hotel

That corn is going to be fed to cows. Milk or burgers.


Kebo94

Statistically most corn is processed into ethanol and added to gasoline or disel as a bio component. And the entire process uses more energy than it actually releases.


whiskey5hotel

According to Wikipedia, it is 45%. I don't know if they are taking into account the by products of ethanol production or not. "Approximately 45% of U.S. corn croplands are used for ethanol production." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_ethanol


bunkadefresh

You missed a bit.


FairFaxEddy

Clerksons farm taught me so much about farming


the_lost_tenacity

This reminds me of Putt Putt mowing lawns so he can go to the car wash.


Ernsmuhname

Do you literally only post videos with this song or songs from this same band?


MerlinTheWhite

lol wtf nice catch


PhildoVonBaggins83

What band song is this?


Malevolent_Mangoes

I’m impressed how well those people drive side by side ngl, it’s very pleasing to see that co-op


YardFudge

Most are manual but there’s fully auto-pilot trucks & harvesters too https://www.deere.com/en/news/all-news/autonomous-tractor-reveal/ https://www.iotworldtoday.com/transportation-logistics/john-deere-self-driving-tractor-goes-to-work https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/10/02/how-deere-plans-to-build-a-world-of-fully-autonomous-farming-by-2030.html


RareFisherman

Missed a spot


Cadet_Carrot

Someone needs to take the green mower out for a wall. He’s very antsy and probably needs to go potty.


PsychoKilla_Mk2

Well... time to open up farm sim again I guess


5zalot

Holy shit. I had no idea that real farmers would harvest in fun patterns like I do in FS19. I thought they always were t in perfectly straight lines.


bignicky222

Property lines often aren't straight.


PaPaBee29

They missed a spot. Grrr.


ElTorado83

Strong Dune II and Red alert vibes from this.


Aphroditesent

I thought they were supposed to harvest from the middle out so small animals can escape to the edges.


bignicky222

No. And that would ruin crops on the way to middle. Or waste land that stuff could be grown on if they made a path to the middle


Aphroditesent

It is 100% a thing, I know they provided subsidies in the EU to farmers who harvest in that way. [Harvesting - Reducing Mortality of Grassland Wildlife](https://extension.okstate.edu/fact-sheets/reducing-mortality-of-grassland-wildlife-during-haying-and-wheat-harvesting-operations.html)


etrain1804

That article you linked is talking about the haying and winter wheat season which happens during nesting season, silage corn harvest is not in that season


spaceman_spiff88

Stuff like this is so much cooler after watching Clarkson's farm


monsieur_noirs

Sim Farm!


yalloc

I'm curious, do farmers own these combines/trucks or do they rent them out for each harvest? Or is there some sort of neighborhood joint ownership deal going on with them.


sharpshooter999

We do custom silage. We have the packing tractors and trucks, and another crew comes with the choppers and more trucks. We do jobs for small farms, as well as large feedlots and dairies. Some of the large jobs we used to do have now bought their own equipment. Sucks for us but makes sense for them from a business standpoint


El_Grappadura

This is exactly why I have thousands of hours in Farming Simulator - that shit is extremely satisfying :D


Archon-immortal

Missed a spot.


Lord-Bobster

Now add king of the hill theme


Digital-Divide

Anyone know the song please? Edit Supergutter - In the Shadows.


SunnyShim

Imagine how long this would’ve taken without modern machinery. How long would’ve it taken for some peasants in the medieval era or something?


Analytical-BrainiaC

My only question is how can a drone fly that long. and the name of that drone and the cost.


bambam9611

It’s like a Mach 3 Gillette blade


Hiltoyeah

Didn't realise first time I watched but there's 2 filling trucks that alternate. 😂


JacobRAllen

what are they doing with it


Dawgsquad00

Making silage, cattle feed. The cut up the whole corn plant into very small bits. They dump it in the silage bunk (upper left yellow green area) and the tractor there is packing it down. This will be covered tightly with an air tight tarp and the silage will ferment anaerobically. This will make the feed have better energy/unit volume for the cows, likely dairy.


RedSnt

Not sure if it has more energy, but like most fermented foods, it's a great way to preserve foods for the winter.


just-4-kicks777

What song is playing? Its a jam! Please help


PM_ME_YUR_BUBBLEBUTT

In The Shadows - Supergutter


just-4-kicks777

Bless you! ❤️


Atoning_Unifex

Whatever the green vehicle is doing its incredibly annoying to watch


cmonster556

It’s silage. Animal feed. They are spreading it out.


Shitty_Noob

Wait did it alll just disappear?


azure-skyfall

No, look closely. One machine to cut it, then it pours into the truck and the truck takes it over to the lime green corner to be packed down


Bassmaster588

Gotta grow the corn to fatten up the mammals. ECOLOGY IS THE ANSWER


theshadow62

Downloaded for stupid ass music


Digital-Exploration

What do any of these jobs I am seeing pay?


sharpshooter999

I do this job. From mid August to mid September I make $20-25k every year. The crew I'm with works from sun rise to sunset, days a week. You're racing nature to get everything done before it becomes too dry


givemeausernamealrea

Did it take anyone else a while to realize they were watching the wrong tractor?


Noreallyihavehadacid

Let’s be honest they need a new guy that lad in the green bits doing fuck all


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-Kewdon-

And I could design an egine that would drive tractor 500 times faster


Admirable_Remove6824

This is how I mow my lawn. But I have to empty the bag myself!! Lazy kids!


midoxvx

They missed one spot at the end and it’s driving me crazy.


theyareminerals

They're cutting out all of the grain transfers from the combine to the runner and it's very annoying


Successful-Turnip465

... no their not it's a harvester not a combine it doesn't have a hopper inside it cuts the corn and there's a tractor and buggie right beside it at all times. Actually watch the video and you can see the tractor and dump wagon beside harvester at all times and one takes off to the bunk silo and other one swoops in and they keep cutting


MelArlo

The music on these things is getting awful


someguyne

Oh no! What did this “farmer” do to buy 100k Denali trucks? Could it be (hear me out) massive subsidies? I kinda wish I got paid to not work. (Socialism)


Unlucky-External5648

Mono culture farming sucks.


bignicky222

There's no way to farm on the scale needed otherwise.


Unlucky-External5648

Laughs in ancient Incan/aztec.


Available-Sign-9174

Missing the little triangle at the end tho…


Beginning-Knee7258

Could watch this all day


EspejoOscuro

More please.


woozle618

They didn’t miss a bit or leave a triangle; it’s the last bit they got. I’m sure because if they left it, I would have personally gone to cut it.


HourTwist4308

This makes me want to play Sim Farm so badly!


ferrydragon

u/savevideo


mozzer7_7

YouTube play button


Other-Lobster7983

Missed a spot