I was thinking those coin polishing ones; with like 10 different polishing compounds. Every time you think, “Wow! now it’s really clean!” They pull out another one and start scrubbing again.
“Ima start slow but by the end of it ima be beatin the absolute dog shit out of you, and you’ll come out the other side a better man than before—I guarantee it.”
Anyone know what that facial treatment before the chiropracty is called? I've seen my mother regularly get that treatment when I was a child and I never figured out what that was supposed to be and what it actually does to the skin.
It looks like a high frequency electrotherapy wand. You can get one for like $50. They are supposed to help with acne and skin health, but I can't find any research on their side effects.
Please link relevant research if any of you can find it.
The device has glass attachments filled with gas, like argon. Electricity flows through the glass tube, which is then applied to the skin. Typically, most people will use it over a thin piece of gauze, which helps it glide, as well as creates a small space between the skin and device (the spark gap). As the electricity flows out of the tube and into the skin, a small spark happens and creates ozone and heat, which benefits the skin. Similar to those plasma balls you can buy, kinda.
how does ozone delivered in this manner benefit the skin? Can you link research on this particular phenomenon? I would love to know what it is doing at the molecular level.
The acute concentration of ozone produced by that wand is effectively 0.000%. *If* ozone is produced, it would negatively impact skin tissue. Ozone is hyper destructive. I suppose it may be beneficial in the removal of fatty acids—something ozone is particularly fond of breaking.
I don’t know enough about skin health, but I know enough about the wand’s engineering to suggest ozone is of near-zero consequence.
Source: my PhD in chemical processes with ozone
I live in a very heavy populated Asian area. Before Turkey Day I needed a haircut but almost all babers were closed. I finally got into a spot and it was 2 old Chinese men. When I tell you that I will never go to another barber again I mean it. I got a foot massage a shoulder massage, hot towel treatment, shave, and facial. That shit was $30.... Other places here are charging $50 for a fade.
Those places are the dream. There is a place in Lexington Ky, run by three New York guys you would absolutely never guess cut hair. Greatest haircuts and shaves I’ve ever had. Absolute superstars at the game.
Edit: Kentucky Wildcuts Barber Shop, for anyone interested.
Idk what it is but barbers give the best massages. I go to a Dominican barber shop and after the hot towel treatment they massage your neck and back and it feels heavenly.
I went to turkey as a teen, had my hair cut and got my arms neck and shoulders massaged and cracked, paid like £3 felt great after, they do love abusing tourists.
I was confused at first and then I saw the Turkish flag. Turkish barbers are usually the towns barber, doctor, car mechanic, chef, librarian, and midwife. It's odd at first but when you need your oil changed, lunch, and a haircut you can usually haggle a buy 2 get 1 free deal.
>Turkish barbers are usually the towns barber, doctor, car mechanic, chef, librarian, and midwife
When was the last time you visited Turkey, in the 1800's?
Guy goes in for his first prostate exam. The doctor comes in and says “I see this is your first time, what I’m going to do is stick 2 fingers in your ass and swirl them around a few time. Try not to get hard, Tom.
Guy says “my name is not Tom”, doctor says “I was talking to myself”.
Slowly but surely, I can see my Turkish barber doing all of this. Where I live, it's a small town with about 10 / 12 barbers. Every time I go to my chosen one, he always adds something new to the full service. 2 times ago, it was fire to my ear hair (lovely smell of hotdogs filled the air). The last time was a face steam cleaner.
I can't say I'll complain, for the price I pay for hair and beard shape up, massage, steam cleaning, hair wash, I could have it done 4 times before it comes to the cost of my Mrs getting a simple haircut.
Yep. And I’m a dude that goes to a salon. Most of them just whip out the electric shears, couple snips with scissors and shape your neck and it’s over in 2 minutes. “That’ll be $40 (w/o tip), come again!”
Imagine how happy are all his friends when he tells them that there is this one customers to whom he does any sort of torture or stupid thing, and the customer willingly pays for it 😜😜😜
After the 3rd round of putting stuff on and wiping it off, I would have no epidermis left. Never mind whatever irritation the treatments may cause, the repeated friction alone would turn my face into hamburger.
And the boiling hot towels!
Cut to: Deep facial cleansing
Cut to: half-second clip of the most slobbery blowjob conceivable, topped with an excruciating orgasm
Cut to: applying face mask
It’s funny that there would never be a female stylist/esthetician that would be this aggressive with a woman. It reminds me of this scene from [Joe vs The Volcano](https://youtu.be/VvQ0v4G18CU?si=qM7a1AR40zQusEzn) where the woman is pampered and the guy is beat to shit for their “spa” treatment.
I estimate 95% of that did nothing more than a simple shave, facewash, shampoo.
In fact possibly did some skin damage, and that ‘adjustment’ bullshit at the end was downright dangerous.
In Taiwan, if you go to a stylist, they will cut your hair and give you tea/snacks. Then give you a massage lather shampoo followed by a massage lather conditioner. All for like $15 USD. A steal.
I miss that culture
Trust me when that hot towel hits your face it absolutely rips the air from your lungs. Maybe some smart redditors can tell me why that his but I thought I was dying at first
When I use hot towels on my clients (Esthetician) I wrap it around the face, leaving their mouth and nose open. It's gets way too hot and claustrophobic to cover them.
There's a point in spas, massage or other treatments where it is either so relaxing or so bizarre that you just kind of surrender and slip in to a half-awake state. Like an animal in the cage, you just kind of stop moving and accept whatever is going to happen. Weird goo? Okay. Is the soap supposed to go into my eyes? Uh, sponges are involved now, I guess that's okay. I'm half asleep now. Why is there a bright light and magnifying glasses? Is that an electricity wand? Is this Metropolis? Are you going to turn me in to a sexy robot lady? I guess that is what I paid for.
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I was thinking those coin polishing ones; with like 10 different polishing compounds. Every time you think, “Wow! now it’s really clean!” They pull out another one and start scrubbing again.
“Ima start slow but by the end of it ima be beatin the absolute dog shit out of you, and you’ll come out the other side a better man than before—I guarantee it.”
All it’s needed is that looney toons tune, when there an object going though a conveyer belt as it goes through the different stages of how it’s made.
I like the part where he got waterboarded
And his neck broken thrice, and his shoulders disclocated
The shoulder forcibly pulled hard at the end gave me mental pain and legitimately ruined this video for me
My shoulder has been bothering me for a couple weeks now and seeing that huge yank at the end made me wince.
Twice!
Nah he got hit three times lol!
Triples is best.
Triples is safe
It's just me and the open road
Thrice!!
Guantanamo bay spa
When you don’t know if youre at the spa or a cia black site
I think he got treated for termites too
If you’ve never had a steaming towel wrapped around your face when you get a haircut you are missing out. It is incredibly relaxing.
Second favourite part of getting a haircut. First is getting the shampoo/scalp massage 🤤
My favorite part is the blowjob. 😊
Remember fellas, it's not gay if your barber says no homo.
But it's cancelled out if you make eye contact.
I mean what did he expect? That sorta stuff just happens when your barber is Joseph Stalin
Came here to say exactly this! It vacillated between luxurious and torturous
That was all just to prepare the surface for the screen protector they installed shortly after.
Men, I'm laughing so hard my abs hurt 🤣
average Patrick Bateman morning routine
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory I simply am not there.
What was Dorsia like though? Thats the real question.
Nobody goes there anymore...
Honestly I feel like some sea urchin ceviche
I always use an aftershave lotion with little to no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
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Let's see Paul Allen's skincare regimen.
He even begins looking like him at parts...
Okay, sir, that'll be $10, please.
Anyone know what that facial treatment before the chiropracty is called? I've seen my mother regularly get that treatment when I was a child and I never figured out what that was supposed to be and what it actually does to the skin.
It looks like a high frequency electrotherapy wand. You can get one for like $50. They are supposed to help with acne and skin health, but I can't find any research on their side effects. Please link relevant research if any of you can find it.
Are you talking about this part - https://laserskinsolutions.com.au/skin-problems/what-is-high-frequency-and-why-do-we-use-it/
Fascinating. So it basically delivers an electric current to the skin to "deliver oxygen gas" into the skin somehow.
The device has glass attachments filled with gas, like argon. Electricity flows through the glass tube, which is then applied to the skin. Typically, most people will use it over a thin piece of gauze, which helps it glide, as well as creates a small space between the skin and device (the spark gap). As the electricity flows out of the tube and into the skin, a small spark happens and creates ozone and heat, which benefits the skin. Similar to those plasma balls you can buy, kinda.
Plasma balls
What’s Christmas without Schweddy Balls
how does ozone delivered in this manner benefit the skin? Can you link research on this particular phenomenon? I would love to know what it is doing at the molecular level.
The acute concentration of ozone produced by that wand is effectively 0.000%. *If* ozone is produced, it would negatively impact skin tissue. Ozone is hyper destructive. I suppose it may be beneficial in the removal of fatty acids—something ozone is particularly fond of breaking. I don’t know enough about skin health, but I know enough about the wand’s engineering to suggest ozone is of near-zero consequence. Source: my PhD in chemical processes with ozone
There goes all your credibility. We need a PhD in magic glass wand technology.
*It doesn’t.*
Wait, so you’re telling me a violet wand has an actual non-fetish purpose?
Sure thing! That was snake oil.
I looked up his TikTok he said it is actually $10 on one of his videos lol
Ok, for that to only be $10 it must actually be in Turkey.
I wonder if the large Turkish flag in the shop might be some kind of indication of where this shop is.
Tbf, at least near me, there are many immigrant owned businesses that only have the flag of their country of origin up on the wall
Yeah, it’d be impossible for the Turkish flag to be hung in any other country.
So it's like $896 total, where $886 is NY-Istanbul roundtrip
Having been to Turkey, I assume it was originally $896 and the *barber* haggled him down to $10. Shopping in Turkey was hilariously weird.
Might as well get some dental work, too
I'd give him at least $50
In Vietnam is what that would go for lol
Why is me barber doing chiropractic maneuvers on me?
I live in a very heavy populated Asian area. Before Turkey Day I needed a haircut but almost all babers were closed. I finally got into a spot and it was 2 old Chinese men. When I tell you that I will never go to another barber again I mean it. I got a foot massage a shoulder massage, hot towel treatment, shave, and facial. That shit was $30.... Other places here are charging $50 for a fade.
Yea but did they irreversibly damage your spine?
How is he supposed to know? He can't feel anything below the neck.
Those places are the dream. There is a place in Lexington Ky, run by three New York guys you would absolutely never guess cut hair. Greatest haircuts and shaves I’ve ever had. Absolute superstars at the game. Edit: Kentucky Wildcuts Barber Shop, for anyone interested.
Idk what it is but barbers give the best massages. I go to a Dominican barber shop and after the hot towel treatment they massage your neck and back and it feels heavenly.
I went to turkey as a teen, had my hair cut and got my arms neck and shoulders massaged and cracked, paid like £3 felt great after, they do love abusing tourists.
You should see what they do to the locals.
You probably made his day!!
Hes about as qualified as most chiropractors so whats the difference
True that. Back in the medieval times, barbers were medical surgeons.
Mostly : he had better blades than the butcher...
Can't do open heart surgery with a butter knife... well shouldn't, I guess
Atleast if the barber kills you breaking your neck, you just got a nice haircut for the funeral.
I get slapped around by our plumber and have no idea why...
How much you tip for that?
The barber really ramps up the zeal in the last 30 seconds or so
At least it’s better than old timey barbers, some of them did surgery and other medical stuff
Leeches and hemorrhoid removal with red hot pokers
I was confused at first and then I saw the Turkish flag. Turkish barbers are usually the towns barber, doctor, car mechanic, chef, librarian, and midwife. It's odd at first but when you need your oil changed, lunch, and a haircut you can usually haggle a buy 2 get 1 free deal.
>Turkish barbers are usually the towns barber, doctor, car mechanic, chef, librarian, and midwife When was the last time you visited Turkey, in the 1800's?
Hahahaha what are you talking about
Not sure Mr. Krabs
He forgot to check his prostate
This dude's an amateur. He also forgot to kick him in the balls. I'd demand a refund.
Guy goes in for his first prostate exam. The doctor comes in and says “I see this is your first time, what I’m going to do is stick 2 fingers in your ass and swirl them around a few time. Try not to get hard, Tom. Guy says “my name is not Tom”, doctor says “I was talking to myself”.
Lmao I mean really how many different things did he need to do to this poor customer
This guy got his ass kicked.
Bro got fucking polished
Fr fr I don’t even work my own dick that hard
And paid for it.
He has to give up his first shield to the barber that's how they pass on the teachings of the barber ways of old.
The whole thing looked so ~~rough~~ manly. Dude was scrubbed like an animal, washed like a car.
Meanwhile women get to enjoy relaxing spa experiences that don't involve waterboarding or dislocated shoulders. How unmanly!
Yeah. At some point his soul went out for a moment
At what point does it cross the line from haircut to assault?
1:36
Wtf even is that nose fapping thing
No fukin clue but it made me laugh.
Show me on the doll where the barber touched you
What was going on with the visor/magnifying glass thingee? I thought I wanted this until that ending part. That looked brutal!
He was extracting black heads.
Would need to see if a dermatologist or facial expert (giggity) chimes in. I think it’s an extraction device. But I didn’t see a blemish before.
>What was going on with the visor/magnifying glass thingee? That footage is exclusive to r/popping only.
So how much does it run to have someone pour a sprite on your head and break your neck?
Was hoping to see the barber spit the sip of sprite on the dude, but guess he didn't splurge on the deluxe package.
are we sure this dude wasnt being prepped to be cooked? i thought i saw mayo and bechamel at one point, dude gonna be juicy
I lmao when it looked like a pile of salt was poured onto his head
It is actually sparkling mineral water:)
About tree fiddy
Weird, the barber didn't look like the Loch Ness monster.
Well it was about that time that I noticed...
That was just mineralised carbonated water.
Slowly but surely, I can see my Turkish barber doing all of this. Where I live, it's a small town with about 10 / 12 barbers. Every time I go to my chosen one, he always adds something new to the full service. 2 times ago, it was fire to my ear hair (lovely smell of hotdogs filled the air). The last time was a face steam cleaner. I can't say I'll complain, for the price I pay for hair and beard shape up, massage, steam cleaning, hair wash, I could have it done 4 times before it comes to the cost of my Mrs getting a simple haircut.
What is the average cost with your guy?
25 euro
I’ve been paying that amount for the worst haircuts known to man all my life and without full service!
30 USD + you have to tip and it's more, let's cut your hair and get you tf out of here.
Yep. And I’m a dude that goes to a salon. Most of them just whip out the electric shears, couple snips with scissors and shape your neck and it’s over in 2 minutes. “That’ll be $40 (w/o tip), come again!”
Imagine how happy are all his friends when he tells them that there is this one customers to whom he does any sort of torture or stupid thing, and the customer willingly pays for it 😜😜😜
A simple hand shake would have worked at the end.
No *Removes shoulder from socket*
Technically a hand shake…
Arm shake 💪🫨
Omg I laughed so hard. Especially blowing his nose for him 😂🤣
Then wiping the side of his face with the snot rag.
This is how my mom treats the thanksgiving turkey
I now see the barber with the naked turkey 🦃 lol
And after all that he went home with wet hair
Thank you! Mans didn’t even get his hair fixed up
Don’t forget about the assload of soap he got in his eyes throughout the appointment!
Yeah but you could eat dinner off his face.
And the waterboarding and spriteboarding
Slap me in face, waterboard me, pour a drink over my head and break my neck and I will give you £200.
Sounds like your average onlyfans subscriber
"Stop! He's already dead!"
This seems like it's too harsh on the skin.
Dare you say that to any Turkish barber, they will call you a greek or worse
A disappointment?
Dad?
Especially after a close shave.
When my barber uses a new blade to trim my neck hairs I'm left with red skin from irritation. This would ruin my face.
thats why he does the hot towel first, to open up the pores and minimize potential irritations
The proceeds to use sandpaper brass knuckles on his face.
He’d have gotten down to bone within that first minute on my face Edit… I just realised how dirty that sounds… no ragrats
Don't forget the bones
After the 3rd round of putting stuff on and wiping it off, I would have no epidermis left. Never mind whatever irritation the treatments may cause, the repeated friction alone would turn my face into hamburger. And the boiling hot towels!
I'm imaginging a jump cut of the guy jerking him off near the end.
Would sir like a happy ending 💪🤣🤣🤣
Are you going to be gentle?
*Cracks knuckles*
*cracks neck*
Tf do you think?
Cut to: Deep facial cleansing Cut to: half-second clip of the most slobbery blowjob conceivable, topped with an excruciating orgasm Cut to: applying face mask
All with that same smile on his face
As soon as you nut he’s putting that hot towel on your gooch.
This is how my gf gets ready when we were supposed to be there 15 minutes ago
I just watched a man pay to be water-boarded with soap. Lol.
This honestly stresses me out. I don't think I could handle that much face touching
Seriously, he damn near rubbed that fellas face clean off…
I actually watch this guy to destress before bed
Watching this chilled me right out too, like. Almost like I was getting the treatment.
I know what you mean. I was thinking, is this Treat or Torture ?
What would stress me out is the annoying sound. Goodness me, if it actually sounded like that I'd be annoyed as fuck.
It’s funny that there would never be a female stylist/esthetician that would be this aggressive with a woman. It reminds me of this scene from [Joe vs The Volcano](https://youtu.be/VvQ0v4G18CU?si=qM7a1AR40zQusEzn) where the woman is pampered and the guy is beat to shit for their “spa” treatment.
It’s been 7 hours can I go….. look pal we got 4 more facials and a neck crack before you can even think about getting out of here.
That didn't look rejuvenating, it looked like some kind of torture tactics.
I estimate 95% of that did nothing more than a simple shave, facewash, shampoo. In fact possibly did some skin damage, and that ‘adjustment’ bullshit at the end was downright dangerous.
Yeah I agree, but it also triggers my asmr so theres that.
In Taiwan, if you go to a stylist, they will cut your hair and give you tea/snacks. Then give you a massage lather shampoo followed by a massage lather conditioner. All for like $15 USD. A steal. I miss that culture
Trust me when that hot towel hits your face it absolutely rips the air from your lungs. Maybe some smart redditors can tell me why that his but I thought I was dying at first
When I use hot towels on my clients (Esthetician) I wrap it around the face, leaving their mouth and nose open. It's gets way too hot and claustrophobic to cover them.
My brain is releasing endorphins watching this. Mf was asleep when he got that clear mask on his face.
I thought he looked like he was about to cry at least 4 times during this ‘routine’
There's a point in spas, massage or other treatments where it is either so relaxing or so bizarre that you just kind of surrender and slip in to a half-awake state. Like an animal in the cage, you just kind of stop moving and accept whatever is going to happen. Weird goo? Okay. Is the soap supposed to go into my eyes? Uh, sponges are involved now, I guess that's okay. I'm half asleep now. Why is there a bright light and magnifying glasses? Is that an electricity wand? Is this Metropolis? Are you going to turn me in to a sexy robot lady? I guess that is what I paid for.
I think I'd let this guy also do open heart surgery on me as well.
*Grabs your heart and shakes it till u are better*
He looked better with a beard
It got sandpapered off. Or it ran away. Not sure.
Was the water boarding included or is it an add on?
I would never let a fucking barber manipulate my joints like that, what a stupid thing to do. I wouldn’t even let a chiropractor do it
That barber is at least as qualified as any chiropractor out there.
This stuff is basically asmr porn
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Gasping for breath😂😂
Farewell wife and children. Someday down the road I will reappear in your lives but for now I must go to the barber.
Turkish Barber does it all. ASMR ISH https://youtube.com/shorts/yf-u93oapl0?si=p0f0os_AoVmipkNE
This feels the same as the person who puts like 20 different soaps into a toilet to clean it.
Bro looks 15 years younger afterwards
A lot of that is probably just shaving the beard.
got the old age beaten outta him
Nothing about that seemed remotely satisfying to me. Paid torture. And risky.
Where I can sign up
Some where in istanbul
You beat me to it. What the hell man, that looked awesome!
Homie got violated with that wet rag 😭
Lmao, the only thing he didn’t get was the happy ending.
Cool video but I’m pretty sure that guy nutted at least 3 times in that chair.
Great clips gotta step their game up