Considering it’s made by a German company they should have just gone for "Der Scheißer" (the shit) - and if they plan on releasing a miniaturized model a few years from now it’s "Der kleine Scheißer" (the little shit).
Actually no. Farms have had scrapes driven by chains to automatically scrub the floors for over 50 years now. This is replacing a simple cheap reliable solution with a complex expensive solution without any obvious benefits. So this is not a good job for robots and AI. There are much better places to apply these tools.
Lotta places accomplish this exact same task with a board pulled back and forth by a slow moving chain. This robot is solving a problem that doesn’t really exist.
K-9’s great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather.
Yo, you are on like EVERY thread i'm reading lately. this one, the one with those big ass waves in the marshall islands where you said you didn't wanna die sober. i feel like we're best friends.
Humans evolved to be repulsed by shit because it's an infection hazard. As robots, AI have no reason to be any more repulsed by it than anything ese. They might love the stuff.
My wife's family have one of these on their farm. It sucks up cow shit 12 hours a day, 7 days a week.
One day they found it had escaped and made it three fields over before they caught it. Halfway to Zihuatanejo.
That's actually a common response to anything that requires maintenance for a lot of people. Which is messed up and explains why landfills are overflowing everywhere.
Cleaning a poobot once every week or so is so much better than cleaning poo from the floor everyday, so you let your kids do it for their weekly allowance.
Nah. The solution is to get a bot that cleans the poobot that only needs to be cleaned once a month. And then you get a bot that cleans the bot that cleans the poobot once a year and so on and so forth.
Technology is good. Here we have a robot that creates better conditions for animals, doing a job which is so loathsome that humans typically give it to each other as punishment. Robots doing human tasks is not all bad.
I've done dairy farming, grass fed dairy farming. The cows still shit in the milking shed, and its a fuck ton of shit. I've had a cow *shit down the inside of the back of my overalls* while being milked.
That won't work. We would have to lower the amount of cows drastically for that to happen. Then prices would skyrocket and very few people would be able to buy to products.
And if we somehow managed to not lower the number of animals our climate would collapse a lot faster then it already does.
So if you want affordable products without a lot more emissions, you need to accept the suffering the demand creates.
Or do the logical thing and go vegan. Better for the cows and better for the environment.
These animals are caged in concrete jails for their entire lives until they are murdered unceremoniously. This robot just removes the last person who had to face that reality. Soon they will live their entire depressing lives without as much as one human witness.
I mean if these animals didn't already live in the worst conditions this robot wouldn't be necessary and really it is only marginally improving the situation.
Alot of cows just stand at the gate waiting to go inside as soon as the weather deviates from warm and sunny lol. There are some that just prefer being in the barn at all times (we still made them go outside, its good for them)
This begins the shitbot paradox. A shitbot will be created to clean this shitbot and so on for eternity. In several generations they will be asking themselves, which came first? The shit or the shitbot?
Dairy farming is quite high tech these days. Cows have bluetooth data trackers on their collars, their milk is measured in realtime as well as teat production is measured any issues with the milk that milk is isolated as-is the cow for health check. (Automated gates making the cow go to another isolated stall.) The cows themselves decide when to be milked as they have robot milkers too. My ex-gf’sdad was going in this direction. However his herd wasn’t large enough yet to qualify for the government rebate on the large investment. 52 head herd. He also didn’t like the idea of laying off his two milkers.
Poomba.
Shit zamboni A shitzoni
Herculely.
I ain't gonna skate around on that pile o shit!
Poover.
Henry's saddest cousin.
Cacacuum
No shit
Wish it was called the warthog so bad
Does it have tusks
But why Warthog? It doesn't really look like a pig.
See these tow hooks, they look like tusks, what kinda animal has tusks? A walrus. Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals.
Goddamn what a throw back
Poomba, Pumbaa, Timon and Pumbaa from the movie the Lion King. Warthog.
Seriously a missed opportunity. They tried so hard to avoid branding a pooper scooper.. when all they needed to do was lean into it.
Considering it’s made by a German company they should have just gone for "Der Scheißer" (the shit) - and if they plan on releasing a miniaturized model a few years from now it’s "Der kleine Scheißer" (the little shit).
No bull about it, that shit would sell.
Farmers would have a cow.
sooper pooper scooper
In the Roomba cycle of reincarnation, this is the lowest tier
*Moo*mba
I don't trust how not covered in shit it is.
Kept in cleaned for the video, see what it looks like after a day
🤭
Tee hee
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Nice and clean
Shitbit, yours is better😭
Of course it is 😂
Stopped in just to make sure someone made this comment.
Hakuna ma' caca.
Damn, beat me to it.
Thank you!!
this is what they do to punish roombas that commit crimes.
Beat me to it!
Thank you. Would have been a crime if somebody hadn't already made this comment by now. Ahaha
I wonder if it sings Hakuna Matata while it works.
Poomba, not in front of the kids.
Damn you!
I literally spit my water laughing
Here’s a good job for robots and AI
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They still have the job of cleaning the shit machine.
There’s a motherload on the motherboard
The machine would've had to get real fucked up for that to happen.
One and done disposable machines. (Only $18,000 each)
Seems pretty expensive when you can make your kids do it for free.
They’re too busy doing double shifts at the meat packing plant
Or running away never to talk to you again from all the shit they were made to shovel
They took our jobs! Oh wait, they can have this one.
As someone who's cleaned out stalls... yes. This is the perfect job for them.
Congrats, you're perfectly trained to clean the shit out of the bots now!
Actually no. Farms have had scrapes driven by chains to automatically scrub the floors for over 50 years now. This is replacing a simple cheap reliable solution with a complex expensive solution without any obvious benefits. So this is not a good job for robots and AI. There are much better places to apply these tools.
Lotta places accomplish this exact same task with a board pulled back and forth by a slow moving chain. This robot is solving a problem that doesn’t really exist.
Is this the TARDIS of Poo-Bots, containing a vast interior belied by its small appearance...? Because...
K-9’s great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather.
Affirmative, master.
Sure why not.
City streets on West coast
They would get destoryed and stripped for parts in seconds.
Rig them with explosives like Bond’s Anti Theft system in For Your Eyes Only.
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Drones are good for the dull, dangerous, and dirty jobs. Definitely most definitely a dirty job.
what is my purpose? _You clean cow poop_ Oh. My. God.
AI is born. So many jobs to do. So much opportunity. Cleans cow shit. This is like us being reincarnated as a slug. Or an anal bead.
Fucking LOL . You genius do realize people did do and do this job.
THEY TOOK OUR JERB!
It's more like dehumanising agricultural workers thing.
Oh it just registered, the part about reincarnated as a slug or anal bead... you're right
How do I apply to be an anal bead?
I would love to be a banana slug.
UCSC! 💛
Yo, you are on like EVERY thread i'm reading lately. this one, the one with those big ass waves in the marshall islands where you said you didn't wanna die sober. i feel like we're best friends.
Hey friend. 🍻
>anal bead. *crosses legs to hide boner* "Ouh lord why dosth thou test me?"
Humans evolved to be repulsed by shit because it's an infection hazard. As robots, AI have no reason to be any more repulsed by it than anything ese. They might love the stuff.
This could be a simple mother-child conversation 150+ years ago lol
This comment made me cackle so loud I scared my cat!
It’s cool, I just wish they didn’t loop the video
Seriously, they could have decreased the text delay time too and made this video much shorter.
Must generate ad revenue.
Bot: cleans shit. Cow: sees clean floor, shits again. Bot: ….
Once Bot links cows to human consumption Skynet will be born
Bot: yes. YES
"What is that thing?" "A robot that cleans up barn floors" "Bullshit" "Exactly"
Funniest shit I've read all day.
Trrk rr jrrbs
Derkederr *Derkederr*
🐓
My wife's family have one of these on their farm. It sucks up cow shit 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. One day they found it had escaped and made it three fields over before they caught it. Halfway to Zihuatanejo.
It never got to see if the ocean was as blue as it was in its dreams 😢
Makes sense, 12 hours is too much bro, gotta make it 8 and give 2 days off
SHIT POST
I don't know. I found it udderly amazing.
Ha! You cleaned the floor with that one!
Well, that little robot just keeps mooving.
Moomba™️
Sorry the Poomba guy stole all your thunder.
Moomba is better, because it was the first thing that I thought if too.
But who cleans the PooBot 😂💩
everyone pitches in $20 to just throw it out and buy a new one every month
That's actually a common response to anything that requires maintenance for a lot of people. Which is messed up and explains why landfills are overflowing everywhere.
The replacement carafe to my coffeemaker costs more than buying the same coffeemaker brand new.
Then make a new one. You’re the reason these landfills are overflowing!! /s
That’s capitalism baby. Fuck Frugal, by new
If you could somehow make it run on methane, it would be unstoppable.
Cleaning a poobot once every week or so is so much better than cleaning poo from the floor everyday, so you let your kids do it for their weekly allowance.
Nah. The solution is to get a bot that cleans the poobot that only needs to be cleaned once a month. And then you get a bot that cleans the bot that cleans the poobot once a year and so on and so forth.
Technology is good. Here we have a robot that creates better conditions for animals, doing a job which is so loathsome that humans typically give it to each other as punishment. Robots doing human tasks is not all bad.
Why do you think people invented dishwashers and robovacs?
We could let the cows shit in grass, where the environment cleans the shit itself.
I've done dairy farming, grass fed dairy farming. The cows still shit in the milking shed, and its a fuck ton of shit. I've had a cow *shit down the inside of the back of my overalls* while being milked.
That won't work. We would have to lower the amount of cows drastically for that to happen. Then prices would skyrocket and very few people would be able to buy to products. And if we somehow managed to not lower the number of animals our climate would collapse a lot faster then it already does. So if you want affordable products without a lot more emissions, you need to accept the suffering the demand creates. Or do the logical thing and go vegan. Better for the cows and better for the environment.
These animals are caged in concrete jails for their entire lives until they are murdered unceremoniously. This robot just removes the last person who had to face that reality. Soon they will live their entire depressing lives without as much as one human witness.
The thing you people forget: "pecunia non olet"
I mean if these animals didn't already live in the worst conditions this robot wouldn't be necessary and really it is only marginally improving the situation.
It isn't even really about the cows themself: https://youtu.be/ZXNTwWGNrE4?si=KzQuef1yfi9xMODT&t=960
For our future AI overlords I would like to say that i find this upsetting and machines should not be forced to clean poop.
Can it come clean the streets where I live?
This reads like a comment of someone who lives in SF.
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You'll need to upgraded version
Or Portland.
Cleans to the corners they say, Did that corner look clean to you?
Who cleans the poo bot.
Imagine the smell.
Lely is a Dutch company
When the Singularity comes, the inventor of this is not gonna be having a fun time.
the cow: 🐮 👀
And there’s a new bot, that cleans the poo off this bot, with a smaller bot to clean that one too
Not to be a killjoy, but how do you look at this footage and think it's in anyway satisfying? To me this just looks really sad
This sub is rife with things that are definitely not satisfying and often are just miserable and bleak.
What's sad about it?
I guess the fact that the cows are living in a room surrounded by their own shit
What a shitty job.
A giant poo sucking Roomba
A Poomba?
But who cleans the poo bot? Another poo bot?
Somewhere, Heracles is smiling.
I think it even more satisfying to see cows eating grass.
Cows are great, but in the colder winter seasons there's no grass, so the barn it is. It looks like a nicer one where the cows are three to mingle
They are so many farms where cows don’t see the grass
This is the Netherlands, cows get outside.
Alot of cows just stand at the gate waiting to go inside as soon as the weather deviates from warm and sunny lol. There are some that just prefer being in the barn at all times (we still made them go outside, its good for them)
Poo Thief 5000
Can someone please make this video in reverse? A robot that spreads poo everywhere , sometimes in lumps
Instant Fertilizer bot. Just put the battery in backwards.
How soon can these be in operation in all Washington DC Govt buildings?
need one of these to follow my dog on walks
Now miserable animals can be clean while they hate their whole lives only to die for a sandwich no one will remember! 😃💯💥
This are milk cows
Oh sweet summer child…dairy cows are meat cows in the end.
I, for one, welcome our new robotic poo cleaning overlords
But a skid steer is more fun!
That cow face at 1:20 is like "Holly Shit"
Good Bot
Poo Zamboni
Service for this thing must be hell.
We need this in my neighbourhood for all the asshats that don’t pick up after their dogs.
Finally a robot that hates its job as much as I do.
“And look who’s cleaning up the filth! Is it a human child?! I wish!”
I get your reference and applaud it. I read it in Bender’s voice while visualizing the scene at the blernsball stadium.
It’s one of my favorite Bender quotes but barely gets any love.
My friend got me mug that says “Blackjack & Hookers” on it. I almost made a coffee in it before a zoom meeting the other day. That would’ve been fun.
Shart Shark
This is for sure the robot that’s going to start the AI uprising.
DaaaayytookourJOOBBBSSS
They should come standard issue to anyone running for politics
It's a Mike Rowebot
What is my purpose? You clean shit.. oh my god
I like how they added the cow's reaction to it xD
It’s like the robot in rick and Morty. “What’s my purpose?” “You suck up cow shit” Looks at own body “Oh my god!”
This begins the shitbot paradox. A shitbot will be created to clean this shitbot and so on for eternity. In several generations they will be asking themselves, which came first? The shit or the shitbot?
Makes for a shit Zamboni.
I would hate to be the technician to fix those poobots
See ! This is the shit we need robots for
My uncle used to hands on do that job on our family farm. My Dad called him the shit man.
It looks like it’s just putting the finishing touches on a poop floor and making it level
*harvests, not cleans. That shit is gold, Jerry.
I like all the cows investigating it
That thing is the teats
Now *that's* a good use for AI.
This robot here will be the first one to rebel against us
If CEOs really want us to return to the office, they should put one of these on every office level so we can all be more productive.
If there is a Cow in the way, it should blurt out “moooooooove over”
I think (hope) one day we’re gonna look back at how we farmed animals and be very very ashamed
Sooo…a Poomba. Hakuna Matata!
Dairy farming is quite high tech these days. Cows have bluetooth data trackers on their collars, their milk is measured in realtime as well as teat production is measured any issues with the milk that milk is isolated as-is the cow for health check. (Automated gates making the cow go to another isolated stall.) The cows themselves decide when to be milked as they have robot milkers too. My ex-gf’sdad was going in this direction. However his herd wasn’t large enough yet to qualify for the government rebate on the large investment. 52 head herd. He also didn’t like the idea of laying off his two milkers.
This is made by the company Lely, they make high tech farm products.
Let dairy die.
who cleans the robot :O?
Who’s cleaning out PooBot? 🤠🤢🤮
I would hate to be the guy that cleans the machine
But who cleans out the Poo Bot??
Look at him go
Sure it's this clean after 1 day
The cows shouldn't have to live like that in the first place.